“I sincerely, from the bottom of my heart, want to thank all the traditional parents of our country,” says Pakistani stand-up comedian and internet sensation, Danish Ali.
“It’s because of them and their insistence that their children become doctors, engineers and MBAs that the entertainment field has been left wide open, allowing people like me to become stars. Seriously. If it wasn’t for them, I might not have made it so big. ”
The actor, writer, director, producer and radio personality doesn’t take himself – or much else – too seriously. His self-deprecating humour spares nothing. From typically Pakistani subjects to those with a broader appeal, Ali’s got it all covered. That is reflected in his social-media stats: almost half a million likes on his Facebook page, more than 20 million views on his YouTube channel, plus 3 million more each month.
UAE fans will see plenty of his sketches and observational comedy in person when Ali performs on Saturday as part of The Brown Party, a Pakistani comedy showcase, alongside Dubai’s Salman Qureshi, and fellow Pakistani, Saad Haroon, at the Ductac Theatre.
“I guess people just get me,” Ali shrugs when asked about his success. “Even my parents got me. So much so that they were wondering why I wanted to study to become a doctor. They really didn’t want to send me to that expensive medical school. I insisted on going.
“It wasn’t until I got to the end of my first year and was about to take my final exams that I questioned myself: what am I doing? I was recording a show instead of studying. Anyway, you can say that I am kind of in the same field – after all, laughter is the best medicine.”
Ali, who recently moved to Canada from Pakistan, shuttles between the two countries, maintaining a busy work schedule creating original content and sponsored videos for his social media channels and also performing at live events and filmed shows.
As for his UAE trip, Ali says the show will be like catching up with old friends.
“The last time I performed in Dubai was also with Saad,” he says. “It was about four or five years ago and at the same venue. It’s not that I haven’t wanted to perform in Dubai since then, but the opportunity never presented itself. Now that it did, I jumped at it.”
Will the show feature new material to entertain his fans?
“Some new material, but not a lot,” says Ali. “I have a lot of great material that I have used at my last several shows and which has gone down extremely well, which the Dubai audience probably has no idea about. Why waste a good joke, right?
“It’s been a while since I have performed with Saad though, and never with Salman. So that’s something new the audience can expect. There will probably be a bit of improvised comedy and something totally unexpected – I can promise you that it will be something to look forward to.”
• The Brown Party is at the Dubai Community Theatre and Art Centre (Mall of Emirates) on Saturday, from 6pm to 8pm and 9pm to 11pm. Ticket prices start from Dh25 at the Ductac box-office, www.ductac.org and www.platinumlist.net
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The Brown Party bill also includes an acclaimed international comic and local favourite:
Saad Haroon
Internationally-renowned and voted 'World's 2nd Funniest Man' by Laugh Factory USA in 2014, Saad Haroon was the first-ever Pakistani stand-up comedian to perform a multi-city US tour in English. He was also part of the first Pakistani improvisational comedy troupe BlackFish, and the English TV comedy show in Pakistan, The Real News.
Dubai’s Pakistani comedian Salman Qureshi is best known on the circuit as co-creator of the improv and sketch-comedy troupe, Dubai Laughing. Last August, he launched Racy Desi, a Hinglish comedy night aimed at UAE’s Indian and Pakistani expat population.
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World Test Championship table
1 India 71 per cent
2 New Zealand 70 per cent
3 Australia 69.2 per cent
4 England 64.1 per cent
5 Pakistan 43.3 per cent
6 West Indies 33.3 per cent
7 South Africa 30 per cent
8 Sri Lanka 16.7 per cent
9 Bangladesh 0
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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
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Europe’s rearming plan
- Suspend strict budget rules to allow member countries to step up defence spending
- Create new "instrument" providing €150 billion of loans to member countries for defence investment
- Use the existing EU budget to direct more funds towards defence-related investment
- Engage the bloc's European Investment Bank to drop limits on lending to defence firms
- Create a savings and investments union to help companies access capital
Three ways to limit your social media use
Clinical psychologist, Dr Saliha Afridi at The Lighthouse Arabia suggests three easy things you can do every day to cut back on the time you spend online.
1. Put the social media app in a folder on the second or third screen of your phone so it has to remain a conscious decision to open, rather than something your fingers gravitate towards without consideration.
2. Schedule a time to use social media instead of consistently throughout the day. I recommend setting aside certain times of the day or week when you upload pictures or share information.
3. Take a mental snapshot rather than a photo on your phone. Instead of sharing it with your social world, try to absorb the moment, connect with your feeling, experience the moment with all five of your senses. You will have a memory of that moment more vividly and for far longer than if you take a picture of it.