Searching for Sheikhspeare


  • English
  • Arabic

Fiction is, at its best, a clarifier. It transcends simple signifiers like "sad" and "happy" to articulate complex emotions. In doing so, it enables us to properly have these emotions, instead of having them simply thrust upon us. Our emotional lives become richer and less of an inchoate burden. Often, these emotional rewards are essentially untethered from any specific time, place or circumstance. Today, a Frenchman can be engaged by an ancient Greek tragedy. A Lebanese teenager can be transfixed and moved by Proust's evocation of early 20th-century Paris. Most of the world loves Shakespeare.

But many of our emotions are psychogeographically specific: intimately tied to particularities of where and when we live. Hence the well-recognised special value of local narratives (fictional or otherwise) and their power to enrich and amplify our sense of how we experience our homes. It's good fun (there is no better word) to recognise the place where you live on the printed page. When, in the middle of Hari Kunzru's Transmission, the would-be global marketing guru Guy Swift rides through the streets of Dubai for the first time and observes a building that "appeared to be topped with a gargantuan dimpled golf ball", it is oddly pleasant to be able to say (if only to yourself): "Hey! I actually know what that is! An Etisalat building!"

Kunzru, however, does not give us a truly local Dubai narrative, or give voice to particularly UAE-tethered emotions. The UAE of Transmission is more of a plot device - a usefully strange hypermodern desert elsewhere - than an actual place. This makes sense: Transmission is not a novel about the UAE, it's a novel by a British author in which a Briton visits Dubai for 24 hours on business and sticks to the hotels and golf courses. While Kunzru doesn't say anything false about the UAE, he also doesn't say much of interest to anyone who has lived here for more than a month and knows that there are lots of shiny hotels here, that foreign workers staff those hotels and that prostitutes work in some of them.

This prompts the question of what a genuinely local UAE narrative might hope to look like or accomplish. At first glance, the enterprise seems impossibly daunting. The Great UAE Novel would draw on intimate knowledge of each of the cultures housed here and the ways in which they interact. The author would probably speak English, a few Arabic dialects, Gulf Pidgin, Urdu and Hindi - for a start. He or she would have spent time in Emirati households, expatriate gatherings, business conventions, international hotel parties and labour camps, would know something special about each locale and would reveal something significant about the relationships between them.

This book is not available. And that's fine, because this popular notion of the great national novel is a chimera. Consider America, a nation infatuated with the idea of big novels as great encapsulators of national hopes, tensions and character. There are many good novels about various segments of the American multitude. And there are many compelling novels about the project of living together - in marriage, in civil society, sometimes in violent conflict - that these segments share. Yet there is no singularly Great American Novel that does it all (whatever that might mean). Not Huck Finn, not Augie March, not Rabbit Angstrom.

In March, Motivate Publishing released Dubai Tales, a collection of short stories by the Dubai author Mohammad Al Murr translated from Arabic into English that had been released elsewhere in the early 1990s (and is commonly recommended by visitors' guides as a source of "local colour"). Other than The Wink of the Mona Lisa, another translated Murr collection, this is the only work of local fiction that I have seen in a bookstore in the UAE. When I spotted the two books together in Magrudy's, I became excited, too excited, excited enough to temporarily forget my scorn for great national so-and-sos. I was, after all, about to buy and read the Great Emirati Collection of Short Stories - to receive a bunch of important insights about the UAE and my life in it.

Of course, no such thing happened. What I actually read were two decent collections of short stories. As with all short stories, those that fail do so primarily because their characters lack interior life. Their lives simply happen to them and it is never clear how they feel about it. In the three-page long One Day A Week, Ali only sees Aisha, his wife from Thursday evening through Friday afternoon (their house is in Dubai, and he works at a federal ministry in Abu Dhabi). They do not talk or do much of anything together, other than the occasional night-time drive to the airport. Nonetheless, she falls deeply in love with him. Murr never describes how any of this happens, or what it is like for Aisha, or what Ali gets up to in evenings when he is in Abu Dhabi - let alone what he thinks of Aisha. Even when he divorces her, we learn next to nothing about either of them. This is much more frustrating than intriguing.

But there are several successful stories in the collection. In my favourite, Dinner by Candlelight, a husband surprises himself by having a wonderful time on an dreaded obligatory night out with his wife. In its complement, A Late Dinner, a wife finds herself unable to stay annoyed with her drunk but sweet husband who stumbles home late craving macaroni. These quietly moving stories slow down enough to let their characters think and feel for a minute. They end not with plot twists or morals, but with sweet moments of emotional crystallisation that give the everyday a bit of its due. Of course, the everyday under examination is filled with local details (oil wealth, sand, camels, foreign cars, fancy hotels, rapid change), but local details do not lead straight to local insight, and my expectation otherwise left me disappointed.

Why had I expected so impossibly much in the first place? Probably because Murr's work is the only widely available local fiction we have, and we could do with more: a cacophony of local colours. Each great American (or great Chinese, or great French, or whatever) novel is great because it is one of many, and claims a place of standing among its geographic and temporal peers. Right now, Murr stands alone, which is no way for local literature to stand. Accounts of life work best when they butt up against, compete with and complement each other. And so I will not wait for the Great UAE Novel, but I will keep looking for fiction that shows us where we live.

The language of diplomacy in 1853

Treaty of Peace in Perpetuity Agreed Upon by the Chiefs of the Arabian Coast on Behalf of Themselves, Their Heirs and Successors Under the Mediation of the Resident of the Persian Gulf, 1853
(This treaty gave the region the name “Trucial States”.)


We, whose seals are hereunto affixed, Sheikh Sultan bin Suggar, Chief of Rassool-Kheimah, Sheikh Saeed bin Tahnoon, Chief of Aboo Dhebbee, Sheikh Saeed bin Buyte, Chief of Debay, Sheikh Hamid bin Rashed, Chief of Ejman, Sheikh Abdoola bin Rashed, Chief of Umm-ool-Keiweyn, having experienced for a series of years the benefits and advantages resulting from a maritime truce contracted amongst ourselves under the mediation of the Resident in the Persian Gulf and renewed from time to time up to the present period, and being fully impressed, therefore, with a sense of evil consequence formerly arising, from the prosecution of our feuds at sea, whereby our subjects and dependants were prevented from carrying on the pearl fishery in security, and were exposed to interruption and molestation when passing on their lawful occasions, accordingly, we, as aforesaid have determined, for ourselves, our heirs and successors, to conclude together a lasting and inviolable peace from this time forth in perpetuity.

Taken from Britain and Saudi Arabia, 1925-1939: the Imperial Oasis, by Clive Leatherdale

GIANT REVIEW

Starring: Amir El-Masry, Pierce Brosnan

Director: Athale

Rating: 4/5

UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
RESULTS

5pm: Sweihan – Handicap (PA) Dh80,000 (Turf) 2,200m
Winner: Shamakh, Fernando Jara (jockey), Jean-Claude Picout (trainer)

5.30pm: Al Shamkha – Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 (T) 1,200m
Winner: Daad, Dane O’Neill, Jaber Bittar

6pm: Shakbout City – Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 (T) 1,200m
Winner: AF Ghayyar, Tadhg O’Shea, Ernst Oertel

6.30pm: Wathba Stallions Cup – Handicap (PA) Dh70,000 (T) 1,200m
Winner: Gold Silver, Sandro Paiva, Ibrahim Aseel

7pm: Masdar City – Handicap (PA) Dh80,000 (T) 1,400m
Winner: AF Musannef, Tadhg O’Shea, Ernst Oertel

7.30pm: Khalifa City – Maiden (TB) Dh80,000 (T) 1,400m
Winner: Ranchero, Patrick Cosgrave, Bhupat Seemar

Results

5pm: Wadi Nagab – Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 (Turf) 1,200m; Winner: Al Falaq, Antonio Fresu (jockey), Ahmed Al Shemaili (trainer)

5.30pm: Wadi Sidr – Handicap (PA) Dh80,000 (T) 1,200m; Winner: AF Majalis, Tadhg O’Shea, Ernst Oertel

6pm: Wathba Stallions Cup – Handicap (PA) Dh70,000 (T) 2,200m; Winner: AF Fakhama, Fernando Jara, Mohamed Daggash

6.30pm: Wadi Shees – Handicap (PA) Dh80,000 (T) 2,200m; Winner: Mutaqadim, Antonio Fresu, Ibrahim Al Hadhrami

7pm: Arabian Triple Crown Round-1 – Listed (PA) Dh230,000 (T) 1,600m; Winner: Bahar Muscat, Antonio Fresu, Ibrahim Al Hadhrami

7.30pm: Wadi Tayyibah – Maiden (TB) Dh80,000 (T) 1,600m; Winner: Poster Paint, Patrick Cosgrave, Bhupat Seemar

$1,000 award for 1,000 days on madrasa portal

Daily cash awards of $1,000 dollars will sweeten the Madrasa e-learning project by tempting more pupils to an education portal to deepen their understanding of math and sciences.

School children are required to watch an educational video each day and answer a question related to it. They then enter into a raffle draw for the $1,000 prize.

“We are targeting everyone who wants to learn. This will be $1,000 for 1,000 days so there will be a winner every day for 1,000 days,” said Sara Al Nuaimi, project manager of the Madrasa e-learning platform that was launched on Tuesday by the Vice President and Ruler of Dubai, to reach Arab pupils from kindergarten to grade 12 with educational videos.  

“The objective of the Madrasa is to become the number one reference for all Arab students in the world. The 5,000 videos we have online is just the beginning, we have big ambitions. Today in the Arab world there are 50 million students. We want to reach everyone who is willing to learn.”

Company Profile
Company name: OneOrder

Started: October 2021

Founders: Tamer Amer and Karim Maurice

Based: Cairo, Egypt

Industry: technology, logistics

Investors: A15 and self-funded 

Where to submit a sample

Volunteers of all ages can submit DNA samples at centres across Abu Dhabi, including: Abu Dhabi National Exhibition Centre (Adnec), Biogenix Labs in Masdar City, NMC Royal Hospital in Khalifa City, NMC Royal Medical Centre, Abu Dhabi, NMC Royal Women's Hospital, Bareen International Hospital, Al Towayya in Al Ain, NMC Specialty Hospital, Al Ain

COMPANY%20PROFILE
%3Cp%3E%3Cstrong%3ECompany%20name%3A%3C%2Fstrong%3E%203S%20Money%3Cbr%3E%3Cstrong%3EStarted%3A%3C%2Fstrong%3E%202018%3Cbr%3E%3Cstrong%3EBased%3A%3C%2Fstrong%3E%20London%3Cbr%3E%3Cstrong%3EFounders%3A%3C%2Fstrong%3E%20Ivan%20Zhiznevsky%2C%20Eugene%20Dugaev%20and%20Andrei%20Dikouchine%3Cbr%3E%3Cstrong%3ESector%3A%3C%2Fstrong%3E%20FinTech%3Cbr%3E%3Cstrong%3EInvestment%20stage%3A%3C%2Fstrong%3E%20%245.6%20million%20raised%20in%20total%3C%2Fp%3E%0A
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Akeed

Based: Muscat

Launch year: 2018

Number of employees: 40

Sector: Online food delivery

Funding: Raised $3.2m since inception 

Countries recognising Palestine

France, UK, Canada, Australia, Portugal, Belgium, Malta, Luxembourg, San Marino and Andorra

 

ICC T20 Rankings

1. India - 270 ranking points

 

2. England - 265 points

 

3. Pakistan - 261 points

 

4. South Africa - 253 points

 

5. Australia - 251 points 

 

6. New Zealand - 250 points

 

7. West Indies - 240 points

 

8. Bangladesh - 233 points

 

9. Sri Lanka - 230 points

 

10. Afghanistan - 226 points

 
The team

Photographer: Mateusz Stefanowski at Art Factory 
Videographer: Jear Valasquez 
Fashion director: Sarah Maisey
Make-up: Gulum Erzincan at Art Factory 
Model: Randa at Art Factory Videographer’s assistant: Zanong Magat 
Photographer’s assistant: Sophia Shlykova 
With thanks to Jubail Mangrove Park, Jubail Island, Abu Dhabi 

 
Muslim Council of Elders condemns terrorism on religious sites

The Muslim Council of Elders has strongly condemned the criminal attacks on religious sites in Britain.

It firmly rejected “acts of terrorism, which constitute a flagrant violation of the sanctity of houses of worship”.

“Attacking places of worship is a form of terrorism and extremism that threatens peace and stability within societies,” it said.

The council also warned against the rise of hate speech, racism, extremism and Islamophobia. It urged the international community to join efforts to promote tolerance and peaceful coexistence.

German plea
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy told the German parliament that. Russia had erected a new wall across Europe. 

"It's not a Berlin Wall -- it is a Wall in central Europe between freedom and bondage and this Wall is growing bigger with every bomb" dropped on Ukraine, Zelenskyy told MPs.

Mr Zelenskyy was applauded by MPs in the Bundestag as he addressed Chancellor Olaf Scholz directly.

"Dear Mr Scholz, tear down this Wall," he said, evoking US President Ronald Reagan's 1987 appeal to Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev at Berlin's Brandenburg Gate.

Living in...

This article is part of a guide on where to live in the UAE. Our reporters will profile some of the country’s most desirable districts, provide an estimate of rental prices and introduce you to some of the residents who call each area home.

Star%20Wars%3A%20Ahsoka%20
%3Cp%3E%3Cstrong%3EDirector%3A%3C%2Fstrong%3E%20Various%20%3Cbr%3E%3Cstrong%3EStarring%3A%3C%2Fstrong%3E%20Rosario%20Dawson%2C%20Natasha%20Liu%20Bordizzo%2C%20Lars%20Mikkelsen%20%3Cbr%3E%3Cstrong%3ERating%3A%3C%2Fstrong%3E%204%2F5%0D%3Cbr%3E%3C%2Fp%3E%0A