The world reacted with amusement and disbelief to the appointment of London’s former mayor, Boris Johnson, as Britain’s foreign minister – one of the most senior jobs in prime minister Theresa May’s first cabinet.
A former Swedish prime minister, Carl Bildt, tweeted that he wished the announcement were a joke, adding: “But I fear it isn’t. Exit upon exit.”
The BBC said Pavek Telick, Czech vice chairman of the Alliance of Liberals and Democrats for Europe in the European parliament, wryly welcomed a clear sign that those accusing Mrs May of having no sense of humour were mistaken.
And a German journalist, Laura Schneider, tweeted that Berlin TV presenters could not stop themselves laughing as they delivered the news.
With his gaffes, stunts and outrageous comments, Mr Johnson has made himself an easy target for mockery. French television repeatedly shows a clip in which he declares himself firmly in favour of remaining in the European Union before his conversion – described in France as “Brexit par calcul”, in other words a calculated move to boost his hopes of succeeding David Cameron as prime minister – to Leave.
Stories of Mr Johnson’s eccentricities abound. While on a trade mission to Japan last October, when still mayor of London, he flattened a 10-year-old boy, Toki Sekiguchi, during a game of “street rugby”.
“He bounced back, put it behind him and the smile rapidly returned to his face,” Mr Johnson said later after apologising.
Three years before that, he famously got stuck in mid-air while riding a zip wire carrying two Union flags during a stunt connected to London’s hosting of the 2012 Olympics.
At the beginning of last year, the Financial Times told of a sizeable bar bill that British foreign ministry staff had to settle during a visit to Erbil in Iraqi Kurdistan. Officials were also said to have narrowly prevented him driving a sports car out of a showroom.
A common jibe at Mr Johnson is that he rather grandly, and with scant justification, sees himself in the mould of Winston Churchill, a notion fuelled by his admiring – and well-received – biography of the late British statesman.
Until Wednesday, Mrs May seemed unconvinced.
Poking fun at his powers of persuasion, with an eye to the forthcoming Brexit negotiations with the EU, she said before he dropped out of the Conservative leadership contest: “Boris negotiated in Europe. I seem to remember last time he did a deal with the Germans, he came back with three nearly new cater cannon.”
The wit and diplomacy of Boris Johnson
• May 2016 Wins a £1,000 (Dh 4,858) prize for writing a crude limerick about Turkey's president, Recep Tayyip Erdogan.
• April 2016 Refers to Barack Obama's African heritage when commenting on reports that a bust of Winston Churchill had been removed from the White House: "Some said it was a snub to Britain. Some said it was a symbol of the part-Kenyan president's ancestral dislike of the British empire – of which Churchill had been such a fervent defender."
• December 2015 "Crime has been falling steadily in both London and New York – and the only reason I wouldn't go to some parts of New York is the real risk of meeting Donald Trump."
• November 2015 West Bank meeting with Palestinian officials called off after he tells Tel Aviv audience a trade boycott of Israeli goods is a "completely crazy" idea supported by "corduroy-jacketed, snaggle-toothed, leftie academics in the UK".
• September 2008 Tells a Conservative party conference: "My speaking style was criticised by no less an authority than Arnold Schwarzenegger. It was a low moment, my friends, to have my rhetorical skills denounced by a monosyllabic Austrian cyborg."
• August 2008 "Respectfully" tells Chinese hosts of the Olympic Games in Beijing: "Ping pong was invented on the dining tables of England in the 19th century, and it was called Wiff-waff!"
• November 2007 On Hillary Clinton: "She has dyed blonde hair and pouty lips, and a steely blue stare, like a sadistic nurse in a mental hospital."
• September 2006 A glancing insult to Papua New Guinea while criticising a former British prime minister, Tony Blair: "For 10 years we in the Tory party have become used to Papua New Guinea-style orgies of cannibalism and chief-killing and so it is with a happy amazement that we watch as the madness engulfs the Labour party."
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When: The one-off Test starts on Friday, May 11
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Graphene is a single layer of carbon atoms arranged like honeycomb.
It was discovered in 2004, when Russian-born Manchester scientists Andrei Geim and Kostya Novoselov were "playing about" with sticky tape and graphite - the material used as "lead" in pencils.
Placing the tape on the graphite and peeling it, they managed to rip off thin flakes of carbon. In the beginning they got flakes consisting of many layers of graphene. But as they repeated the process many times, the flakes got thinner.
By separating the graphite fragments repeatedly, they managed to create flakes that were just one atom thick. Their experiment had led to graphene being isolated for the very first time.
At the time, many believed it was impossible for such thin crystalline materials to be stable. But examined under a microscope, the material remained stable, and when tested was found to have incredible properties.
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But the 'sticky tape' method would not work on an industrial scale. Since then, scientists have been working on manufacturing graphene, to make use of its incredible properties.
In 2010, Geim and Novoselov were awarded the Nobel Prize for Physics. Their discovery meant physicists could study a new class of two-dimensional materials with unique properties.
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Rating: 4 / 5
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Mr Kandhari is legally authorised to conduct marriages in the gurdwara
He has officiated weddings of Sikhs and people of different faiths from Malaysia, Sri Lanka, Russia, the US and Canada
Father of two sons, grandfather of six
Plays golf once a week
Enjoys trying new holiday destinations with his wife and family
Walks for an hour every morning
Completed a Bachelor of Commerce degree in Loyola College, Chennai, India
2019 is a milestone because he completes 50 years in business
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Who inspires you?
I am in awe of the remarkable women in the Arab region, both big and small, pushing boundaries and becoming role models for generations. Emily Nasrallah was a writer, journalist, teacher and women’s rights activist
How do you relax?
Yoga relaxes me and helps me relieve tension, especially now when we’re practically chained to laptops and desks. I enjoy learning more about music and the history of famous music bands and genres.
What is favourite book?
The Perks of Being a Wallflower - I think I've read it more than 7 times
What is your favourite Arabic film?
Hala2 Lawen (Translation: Where Do We Go Now?) by Nadine Labaki
What is favourite English film?
Mamma Mia
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Drivers in Abu Dhabi spend 10 per cent longer in congested conditions than they would on a free-flowing road
The highest volume of traffic on the roads is found between 7am and 8am on a Sunday.
Travelling before 7am on a Sunday could save up to four hours per year on a 30-minute commute.
The day was the least congestion in Abu Dhabi in 2019 was Tuesday, August 13.
The highest levels of traffic were found on Sunday, November 10.
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