Men in military uniforms with rifles in hand walk purposefully across a synthetic football pitch in Amman, shooting at men wearing blue tracksuits as bewildered children look on.
The children are not looking at a massacre unfolding, however, but a scene from an episode of Al Basheer Show, an Iraqi satirical TV programme founded by — and starring — comedian Ahmed Al Basheer. The gunmen are in fact actors and the rifles they are carrying are fake.
Al Basheer launched the weekly show in the Jordanian capital three years ago, shortly after ISIL had seized large areas of northern Iraq, including the second city of Mosul. Among the targets of its satire was ISIL and its extremist ideology; as Ahmad Al Basheer put it to The National, the group "had created a kind of legend", flooding the internet with incredibly violent videos "looking like a Hollywood horror movie. We wanted to break it by making jokes about their everyday life. When you make jokes about somebody, you break their myth".
But today, with ISIL almost defeated in Iraq, Al Basheer Show is turning its attention to other challenges facing his home country, including sectarian conflicts, political divisions and corruption.
The scene being filmed on the football pitch in Amman featured an Iraqi Shiite militia which had set up a football team. When its team played a match against another side, the militia killed off its team's opponents in order to score. The sketch aimed to highlight the wanton violence of the government-sanctioned Shiite paramilitaries in Iraq which have played a central role in reclaiming much of the territory once held by ISIL but have also been accused of a string of human rights abuses.
SpongeBob
Militiamen are not the only subject of Al Basheer Show. Broadcast every Friday evening on YouTube and on news outlet Deutsche Welle's Arabic-language channel, the programme takes on everyone from political leaders and military commanders to religious leaders.
"Recently we made fun of our prime minister, Haider Al Abadi. We nicknamed him 'SpongeBob' because we found him too soft and not strong enough," said Al Basheer, referring to the cartoon character who is literally a walking and talking sponge.
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"His office called me to tell me that he had liked the joke. We also mocked Qassem Suleimani (the commander of foreign operations for Iran's elite Revolutionary Guard). But it is more dangerous because he is extremely powerful. He can very well one day send people to kill me."
The show has won many fans with its refusal to shy away from criticising even the most powerful in Iraq. It now has more than 2 million likes on its Facebook page and its videos have garnered more than 1 million views on YouTube.
But its controversial approach has also attracted many critics. The show has struggled to find a broadcaster willing to air it on a permanent basis and has jumped between various networks — Babiliyah, Al Sharqiyah, and Dijlah TV. Meanwhile, the members of the show's 20-strong production team are all too aware of the risk they run by challenging those in positions of power and authority in Iraq - they all ended up in Jordan after fleeing Iraq over concerns of their safety, with the majority having received death threats at one time or another from people they upset in previous jobs.
Al Basheer himself relocated to Amman in 2011 after suffering a series of personal tragedies in Iraq.
"I survived a suicide bomber attack; I lost lots of friends; my father was kidnapped in front of the eyes of my younger brother; later he died from consequences of the torture of terrorists," he said, dark bags under his eyes.
'Anarchy of expression'
Hosham Dawod, a French-Iraqi anthropologist and researcher who specialises in Iraq at the Paris-based National Centre for Scientific Research (CNRS), said that although the number of news outlets in Iraq "exploded" following the fall of former leader Saddam Hussein, this did not necessarily mean that press freedom improved.
"All media belongs to politicians, militias, members of religious orders or even foreign states," he told The National. "The media landscape diversified. But [the situation is] more an anarchy of expression rather than freedom of expression."
"Those who dare to criticise in Iraq have to have the security means to make it because kidnappings, murders, vendettas are very frequent. Political parties and the religious men [often] have armed men and will use them.The people that Al Basheer Show mocks are generally immune from criticism in Iraq."
Osama Shubeer, a 25-year-old Baghdad native and one of the actors on Al Basheer Show, knows the consequences of upsetting religious and political figures in Iraq only too well. Before joining Al Basheer Show, he performed in several plays at the National Theatre in Baghdad in 2013 and 2014 in which he parodied religious personalities. These performances proved controversial and in 2014 and 2015 he said he escaped two separate kidnapping attempts. He was reluctant to provide any more details, however.
"I associated their (the religious personalities) thought with the doctrine of the terrorists," Shubeer said, referring to ISIL. "I received numerous threatening calls [from Iraqi Shiite militias] for me to stop, but I did not stop."
'That goes too far'
After the second kidnapping attempt, Shubeer left Baghdad for Turkey before moving on to Jordan where he now works for Al Basheer Show.
"I want to continue my work because I have a message for Iraq and I want to continue my work to change the mentality of Iraqis towards politics," the actor said.
Even in Jordan, however, Al Basheer does not feel safe. To this day, he continues to receive death threats via social media and text messages on a regular basis.
"A friend of mine told me that a Shia militia in Baghdad 'looks after' members of my family," he said, without providing any further details out of concern for his relatives' safety.
"That goes too far."
So will he continue with Al Basheer Show regardless?
With a sigh, he added: "I think about withdrawing within a few years."
Where to donate in the UAE
The Emirates Charity Portal
You can donate to several registered charities through a “donation catalogue”. The use of the donation is quite specific, such as buying a fan for a poor family in Niger for Dh130.
The General Authority of Islamic Affairs & Endowments
The site has an e-donation service accepting debit card, credit card or e-Dirham, an electronic payment tool developed by the Ministry of Finance and First Abu Dhabi Bank.
Al Noor Special Needs Centre
You can donate online or order Smiles n’ Stuff products handcrafted by Al Noor students. The centre publishes a wish list of extras needed, starting at Dh500.
Beit Al Khair Society
Beit Al Khair Society has the motto “From – and to – the UAE,” with donations going towards the neediest in the country. Its website has a list of physical donation sites, but people can also contribute money by SMS, bank transfer and through the hotline 800-22554.
Dar Al Ber Society
Dar Al Ber Society, which has charity projects in 39 countries, accept cash payments, money transfers or SMS donations. Its donation hotline is 800-79.
Dubai Cares
Dubai Cares provides several options for individuals and companies to donate, including online, through banks, at retail outlets, via phone and by purchasing Dubai Cares branded merchandise. It is currently running a campaign called Bookings 2030, which allows people to help change the future of six underprivileged children and young people.
Emirates Airline Foundation
Those who travel on Emirates have undoubtedly seen the little donation envelopes in the seat pockets. But the foundation also accepts donations online and in the form of Skywards Miles. Donated miles are used to sponsor travel for doctors, surgeons, engineers and other professionals volunteering on humanitarian missions around the world.
Emirates Red Crescent
On the Emirates Red Crescent website you can choose between 35 different purposes for your donation, such as providing food for fasters, supporting debtors and contributing to a refugee women fund. It also has a list of bank accounts for each donation type.
Gulf for Good
Gulf for Good raises funds for partner charity projects through challenges, like climbing Kilimanjaro and cycling through Thailand. This year’s projects are in partnership with Street Child Nepal, Larchfield Kids, the Foundation for African Empowerment and SOS Children's Villages. Since 2001, the organisation has raised more than $3.5 million (Dh12.8m) in support of over 50 children’s charities.
Noor Dubai Foundation
Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum launched the Noor Dubai Foundation a decade ago with the aim of eliminating all forms of preventable blindness globally. You can donate Dh50 to support mobile eye camps by texting the word “Noor” to 4565 (Etisalat) or 4849 (du).
The President's Cake
Director: Hasan Hadi
Starring: Baneen Ahmad Nayyef, Waheed Thabet Khreibat, Sajad Mohamad Qasem
Rating: 4/5
5 of the most-popular Airbnb locations in Dubai
Bobby Grudziecki, chief operating officer of Frank Porter, identifies the five most popular areas in Dubai for those looking to make the most out of their properties and the rates owners can secure:
• Dubai Marina
The Marina and Jumeirah Beach Residence are popular locations, says Mr Grudziecki, due to their closeness to the beach, restaurants and hotels.
Frank Porter’s average Airbnb rent:
One bedroom: Dh482 to Dh739
Two bedroom: Dh627 to Dh960
Three bedroom: Dh721 to Dh1,104
• Downtown
Within walking distance of the Dubai Mall, Burj Khalifa and the famous fountains, this location combines business and leisure. “Sure it’s for tourists,” says Mr Grudziecki. “Though Downtown [still caters to business people] because it’s close to Dubai International Financial Centre."
Frank Porter’s average Airbnb rent:
One bedroom: Dh497 to Dh772
Two bedroom: Dh646 to Dh1,003
Three bedroom: Dh743 to Dh1,154
• City Walk
The rising star of the Dubai property market, this area is lined with pristine sidewalks, boutiques and cafes and close to the new entertainment venue Coca Cola Arena. “Downtown and Marina are pretty much the same prices,” Mr Grudziecki says, “but City Walk is higher.”
Frank Porter’s average Airbnb rent:
One bedroom: Dh524 to Dh809
Two bedroom: Dh682 to Dh1,052
Three bedroom: Dh784 to Dh1,210
• Jumeirah Lake Towers
Dubai Marina’s little brother JLT resides on the other side of Sheikh Zayed road but is still close enough to beachside outlets and attractions. The big selling point for Airbnb renters, however, is that “it’s cheaper than Dubai Marina”, Mr Grudziecki says.
Frank Porter’s average Airbnb rent:
One bedroom: Dh422 to Dh629
Two bedroom: Dh549 to Dh818
Three bedroom: Dh631 to Dh941
• Palm Jumeirah
Palm Jumeirah's proximity to luxury resorts is attractive, especially for big families, says Mr Grudziecki, as Airbnb renters can secure competitive rates on one of the world’s most famous tourist destinations.
Frank Porter’s average Airbnb rent:
One bedroom: Dh503 to Dh770
Two bedroom: Dh654 to Dh1,002
Three bedroom: Dh752 to Dh1,152
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
Tips for job-seekers
- Do not submit your application through the Easy Apply button on LinkedIn. Employers receive between 600 and 800 replies for each job advert on the platform. If you are the right fit for a job, connect to a relevant person in the company on LinkedIn and send them a direct message.
- Make sure you are an exact fit for the job advertised. If you are an HR manager with five years’ experience in retail and the job requires a similar candidate with five years’ experience in consumer, you should apply. But if you have no experience in HR, do not apply for the job.
David Mackenzie, founder of recruitment agency Mackenzie Jones Middle East
SQUADS
Pakistan: Sarfraz Ahmed (capt), Azhar Ali, Shan Masood, Sami Aslam, Babar Azam, Asad Shafiq, Haris Sohail, Usman Salahuddin, Yasir Shah, Mohammad Asghar, Bilal Asif, Mir Hamza, Mohammad Amir, Hasan Ali, Mohammad Abbas, Wahab Riaz
Sri Lanka: Dinesh Chandimal (capt), Lahiru Thirimanne (vice-capt), Dimuth Karunaratne, Kaushal Silva, Kusal Mendis, Sadeera Samarawickrama, Roshen Silva, Niroshan Dickwella, Rangana Herath, Lakshan Sandakan, Dilruwan Perera, Suranga Lakmal, Nuwan Pradeep, Vishwa Fernando, Lahiru Gamage
Umpires: Ian Gould (ENG) and Nigel Llong (ENG)
TV umpire: Richard Kettleborough (ENG)
ICC match referee: Andy Pycroft (ZIM)
Prophets of Rage
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25-MAN SQUAD
Goalkeepers: Francis Uzoho, Ikechukwu Ezenwa, Daniel Akpeyi
Defenders: Olaoluwa Aina, Abdullahi Shehu, Chidozie Awaziem, William Ekong, Leon Balogun, Kenneth Omeruo, Jamilu Collins, Semi Ajayi
Midfielders: John Obi Mikel, Wilfred Ndidi, Oghenekaro Etebo, John Ogu
Forwards: Ahmed Musa, Victor Osimhen, Moses Simon, Henry Onyekuru, Odion Ighalo, Alexander Iwobi, Samuel Kalu, Paul Onuachu, Kelechi Iheanacho, Samuel Chukwueze
On Standby: Theophilus Afelokhai, Bryan Idowu, Ikouwem Utin, Mikel Agu, Junior Ajayi, Valentine Ozornwafor
Groom and Two Brides
Director: Elie Semaan
Starring: Abdullah Boushehri, Laila Abdallah, Lulwa Almulla
Rating: 3/5
SQUADS
South Africa:
JP Duminy (capt), Hashim Amla, Farhaan Behardien, Quinton de Kock (wkt), AB de Villiers, Robbie Frylinck, Beuran Hendricks, David Miller, Mangaliso Mosehle (wkt), Dane Paterson, Aaron Phangiso, Andile Phehlukwayo, Dwaine Pretorius, Tabraiz Shamsi
Bangladesh
Shakib Al Hasan (capt), Imrul Kayes, Liton Das (wkt), Mahmudullah, Mehidy Hasan, Mohammad Saifuddin, Mominul Haque, Mushfiqur Rahim (wkt), Nasir Hossain, Rubel Hossain, Sabbir Rahman, Shafiul Islam, Soumya Sarkar, Taskin Ahmed
Fixtures
Oct 26: Bloemfontein
Oct 29: Potchefstroom
The biog
Name: Salem Alkarbi
Age: 32
Favourite Al Wasl player: Alexandre Oliveira
First started supporting Al Wasl: 7
Biggest rival: Al Nasr
Virtuzone GCC Sixes
Date and venue Friday and Saturday, ICC Academy, Dubai Sports City
Time Matches start at 9am
Groups
A Blighty Ducks, Darjeeling Colts, Darjeeling Social, Dubai Wombats; B Darjeeling Veterans, Kuwait Casuals, Loose Cannons, Savannah Lions; C Awali Taverners, Darjeeling, Dromedary, Darjeeling Good Eggs