Stanley Cup devotees share their collections and the lengths they'll go to to buy limited-edition versions on social media. Photo: @doesnttiktok / TikTok; Stanley; @jazzedbyjaz / TikTok
Stanley Cup devotees share their collections and the lengths they'll go to to buy limited-edition versions on social media. Photo: @doesnttiktok / TikTok; Stanley; @jazzedbyjaz / TikTok
Stanley Cup devotees share their collections and the lengths they'll go to to buy limited-edition versions on social media. Photo: @doesnttiktok / TikTok; Stanley; @jazzedbyjaz / TikTok
Stanley Cup devotees share their collections and the lengths they'll go to to buy limited-edition versions on social media. Photo: @doesnttiktok / TikTok; Stanley; @jazzedbyjaz / TikTok

My Stanley cup runneth over with concern for TikTok generation


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If you had “insulated cup becomes latest social media status symbol sparking mini riots in shops as people with too much time on their hands step on one another’s faces to get one” on your 2024 bingo card, then congratulations.

Tick it off and pat yourself on the back for your Cassandra-like ability before we collectively witness the imminent collapse of society. Or perhaps I’m reading too much into it. It’s just a cup and I’m still tired after the winter break.

The Stanley cup, a stainless-steel drink receptacle (as opposed to the championship trophy awarded to the National Hockey League champions) has, over the past few months, become the must-have item to pose with on TikTok and Instagram.

Buoyed by the release of a recent limited edition – named the “Galentine’s Day” – these pink and red versions of the cup caused stampedes at Target shops across the US at the beginning of the month.

Videos posted to TikTok show people queuing from 4am, rushing through the doors to grab the $45 cup and nearly overrunning the store and each other. All for the privilege of being a guileless plaything of late-stage capitalist consumerism. Have we learnt nothing from NFTs?

The Quencher is the brand’s flagship bottle, distinguishable from its other offerings, the IceFlow, and the Water Bottle, by its built-in straw and handle.

The stainless steel behemoth, coming in at 1,200ml, is huge. Succession’s Tom Wambsgans would not approve of this “ludicrously capacious” cup, but in internet aesthetic terms, the size is very much the point, making its Lululemon-wearing owner look even more petite and cutesy clutching it.

The vacuum flask wasn’t always a style statement. Created in 1913 by American physicist and inventor William Stanley Jr, and mass-produced by 1915, the Stanley bottle was initially aimed at blue-collar workers who wanted to keep their cooked lunch warm throughout the workday. During the Second World War, it was carried by pilots and submariners and was later used to transport human organs and medicines.

But honestly, most people used it simply to keep their coffee hot.

This staple of the workman’s bag would eventually move indoors to be tossed on the floor at the gym along with a towel, or found on a colleague’s desk, marking them out as the person in the office who spent 10 minutes each day systematically draining the water cooler to fill the thing.

Then along came the “VSCO girl”, named after the VSCO photography app they used to edit and post photos. The hot-for-a-minute internet aesthetic replicated and aped around the globe by those insatiable arbiters of pop culture: teenage girls.

In the same way that subcultures throughout history have been identifiable by a single item – 1940s bobby soxer socks, punk mohawks, goth eyeliner – one of the VSCO girl’s most coveted accessories was her water bottle.

There's an anonymous quote that often resurfaces on social media, concerning recent generations. “We are the middle children of history,” it goes, “born too late to explore Earth, born too early to explore space.”

This definition of the apparent lack of purpose faced by generations Z and Alpha makes sense.

The so-called Greatest Generation were shaped by two world wars, boomers by the space race, Gen X by vast political and cultural upheaval, millennials by the rise of the internet. Each shift giving birth to a brave new world to be explored and, if necessary, survived.

What do generations Z and Alpha have? Social media.

New limited-edition product releases are their Neil Armstrong on the Moon. A live-streamed fight to buy the product their fall of the Berlin Wall.

The Stanley cup is a perfect case in point. When WaterTok arrived with an, ahem, splash, on TikTok in mid-2023, the hashtag took something we had all previously given little thought to beyond: “I wonder which Hunger Games district I’ll represent when the world’s water runs out”, and turned it into a Thing. Capital T.

WaterTok spawned hundreds of thousands of ways to drink, serve, flavour, pour and cool H2O, meaning influencers needed a way to show they could not only drink water more inspirationally than their audience, but contain it in a more aesthetically pleasing way too.

The Stanley Quencher cup was already available in an array of colours – the method by which companies in the internet age get digital natives to buy the same item over and over – and it took Stanley's annual sales from US$70 million in 2019 to $750 million in 2023, thanks to young, mostly female, buying power.

Further shaping Stanley Cup lore was an American woman, Danielle Lettering.

In November 2023, Lettering went viral after her car caught fire by the side of the road. Sharing a video of the burnt rubber, destroyed dashboard and scorched seats, Danielle showed that her Stanley Cup had not only survived the fire, but that the ice inside it hadn’t melted.

Stanley not only presented her with a new cup, but also a new car.

All of which brings us to a point in history where videos titled “Organise my Stanley Cups with me” – where do I sign up? – garner millions of views, while rarities and limited editions fetch up to $450 on the resale market.

Hydration as status, coupled with the irony of a reusable product meant to promote environmentalism being a cause of overconsumption; for clout-chasers, sorry, devotees, the Quencher represents the bestest, shiniest version of themselves in tumbler form.

The message is clear: I hydrate, therefore I am (better than you).

England squad

Moeen Ali, James Anderson, Jofra Archer, Jonny Bairstow, Dominic Bess, James Bracey, Stuart Broad, Rory Burns, Jos Buttler, Zak Crawley, Sam Curran, Joe Denly, Ben Foakes, Lewis Gregory, Keaton Jennings, Dan Lawrence, Jack Leach, Saqib Mahmood, Craig Overton, Jamie Overton, Matthew Parkinson, Ollie Pope, Ollie Robinson, Joe Root, Dom Sibley, Ben Stokes, Olly Stone, Amar Virdi, Chris Woakes, Mark Wood

The most expensive investment mistake you will ever make

When is the best time to start saving in a pension? The answer is simple – at the earliest possible moment. The first pound, euro, dollar or dirham you invest is the most valuable, as it has so much longer to grow in value. If you start in your twenties, it could be invested for 40 years or more, which means you have decades for compound interest to work its magic.

“You get growth upon growth upon growth, followed by more growth. The earlier you start the process, the more it will all roll up,” says Chris Davies, chartered financial planner at The Fry Group in Dubai.

This table shows how much you would have in your pension at age 65, depending on when you start and how much you pay in (it assumes your investments grow 7 per cent a year after charges and you have no other savings).

Age

$250 a month

$500 a month

$1,000 a month

25

$640,829

$1,281,657

$2,563,315

35

$303,219

$606,439

$1,212,877

45

$131,596

$263,191

$526,382

55

$44,351

$88,702

$177,403

 

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11 cabbie-recommended restaurants and dishes to try in Abu Dhabi

Iqbal Restaurant behind Wendy’s on Hamdan Street for the chicken karahi (Dh14)

Pathemari in Navy Gate for prawn biryani (from Dh12 to Dh35)

Abu Al Nasar near Abu Dhabi Mall, for biryani (from Dh12 to Dh20)

Bonna Annee at Navy Gate for Ethiopian food (the Bonna Annee special costs Dh42 and comes with a mix of six house stews – key wet, minchet abesh, kekel, meser be sega, tibs fir fir and shiro).

Al Habasha in Tanker Mai for Ethiopian food (tibs, a hearty stew with meat, is a popular dish; here it costs Dh36.75 for lamb and beef versions)

Himalayan Restaurant in Mussaffa for Nepalese (the momos and chowmein noodles are best-selling items, and go for between Dh14 and Dh20)

Makalu in Mussaffa for Nepalese (get the chicken curry or chicken fry for Dh11)

Al Shaheen Cafeteria near Guardian Towers for a quick morning bite, especially the egg sandwich in paratha (Dh3.50)

Pinky Food Restaurant in Tanker Mai for tilapia

Tasty Zone for Nepalese-style noodles (Dh15)

Ibrahimi for Pakistani food (a quarter chicken tikka with roti costs Dh16)

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  • Petr Fradkov, head of recently sanctioned Promsvyazbank and son of former head of Russian Foreign Intelligence, the FSB. 
  • Denis Bortnikov, Deputy President of Russia's largest bank VTB. He is the son of Alexander Bortnikov, head of the FSB which was responsible for the poisoning of political activist Alexey Navalny in August 2020 with banned chemical agent novichok.  
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UAE Tour 2020

Stage 1: The Pointe Palm Jumeirah - Dubai Silicon Oasis, 148km
Stage 2: Hatta - Hatta Dam, 168km​​​​​​​
Stage 3: Al Qudra Cycle Track - Jebel Hafeet, 184km​​​​​​​
Stage 4: Zabeel Park - Dubai City Walk, 173km​​​​​​​
Stage 5: Al Ain - Jebel Hafeet, 162km​​​​​​​
Stage 6: Al Ruwais - Al Mirfa, 158km​​​​​​​
Stage 7: Al Maryah Island - Abu Dhabi Breakwater, 127km

Updated: January 19, 2024, 6:37 PM