Ping! – “You have a new message”.
As you navigate around the bank notifications of another purchase, and marvel at your good luck to be selected, yet again for a free draw, there it is.
No, not an invitation to a long-weekend Friday brunch or an offer of a couple of tickets to the Rugby 7s, but reality staring you in the face.
“Starting from January 1, 2018, the UAE Government will be introducing Value Added Tax (VAT) at 5 per cent which will be applicable to our products and services. For more info and to view our updated terms and conditions, please visit ...”.
Blimey! That hits home, doesn’t it?
It might not be up there with “So, you really are moving out then!”, but there is an undeniable feeling that things are never going to be the same again.
Yes, the introduction of VAT is going to happen. Yes, it is less than five weeks away. And yes, it is going to affect me and you.
Nor is that "ping" message a one-off hit to the solar plexus. This will be like going a round or two with Muhammad Ali in the Rumble in the Jungle. Water is a "good" and, therefore, will carry VAT, as will all forms of energy – that's fuel, electricity and gas. If you want to watch a download of the Ali vs Foreman fight? Yes, the service from the internet provider is subject to VAT, too. VAT undoubtedly is in the air.
Some may regard this particular wind of change, in lyrical terms, as blowing straight into the face of time. Others may see it, more prosaically, as a straight punch. Who is right?
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The UAE Tax Procedures Law, VAT Law and VAT Executive Regulations form a suite of legislation, which establishes a new organ of Government, the Federal Tax Authority, will impose a compliance burden on many businesses, and will push prices up at a time when incomes are unlikely to keep pace.
It was once suggested that the mission statement for the Internal Revenue Service in the United States should be “We have what it takes to take what you have”. Those of a cynical disposition may see all tax authorities in the same light.
There is an alternative point of view.
The UAE, along with all other GCC states, is economically dependent – to a greater or lesser extent – on natural resources: oil and gas. Having most of your eggs in one basket holds two dangers.
First, natural resources are, by definition finite. At some time in the future, the last drop of Gulf oil will be drilled, and the last molecule of Gulf gas will be extracted. Without planning and investment for a post-hydrocarbon economy, the economic shock would be profound.
Secondly, social change can be remarkably quick and is quite capable of outrunning the consumption of natural resources. In 2011, the financial services firm, Morgan Stanley, published a report on the future of electric cars, which contained two photographs, both of 5th Avenue, New York. The first photograph, published in 1900, was under the caption Spot the Car (there was one, among a troop of horses). The second photograph, published in 1913, was entitled Spot the Horse (there was one, among a fleet of cars). Times can change rapidly. How many electric cars did you see on the streets of Abu Dhabi and Dubai, say two years ago? Even if oil and gas hold out, society might move on.
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It is government’s responsibility to plan for such eventualities. If tax raised now is invested for future prosperity, government is fulfilling that obligation.
“If” is a small word with a big one hiding inside. “If X, then Y” contains a premise - X - which must hold good for Y to be achieved. Whether or not a premise does hold good must be verified, and verification involves accountability.
A Saudi minister, speaking at the UK-GCC Economic Summit in London in July last year, expressed the view that “there is now a culture of accountability, for the first time”. Since then, we have seen that governmental support for more accountability is a powerful instrument.
So maybe the cynic will be proved wrong. Tax may be a necessary ingredient to build for the future, along with other current measures, such as the encouragement of entrepreneurship, the overhaul of the corporate insolvency regime, the promotion of market competitiveness, and the introduction of efficient regulation.
All government involves a social compact, acting for the greater good and not shirking tough decisions. Like any dynamic, all social compacts need to be re-calibrated continuously to remain fit for purpose.
Viewed in isolation, it is easy to moan about tax, but that misses the point. To do so focuses only on the negative side of the equation - the tax levy - to the exclusion of the positive side - the effective tax spend for future prosperity. Of course, it goes without saying that the effectiveness of the tax spend must be objectively verifiable. Accountability is inherent in the equation.
Coming back to the song to which I’ve already alluded obliquely, it depends on whether you see VAT as, like the name of the band (Scorpions), having a sting in the tail, or whether you side with the lyrics -
The future’s in the air
I can feel it everywhere
Blowing with the wind of change.
Michael Patchett-Joyce is a commercial lawyer and arbitrator, based in London and the UAE
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· Set the table the night before. It’s a small job but it will make you feel more organised once done.
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Day 5, Abu Dhabi Test: At a glance
Moment of the day When Dilruwan Perera dismissed Yasir Shah to end Pakistan’s limp resistance, the Sri Lankans charged around the field with the fevered delirium of a side not used to winning. Trouble was, they had not. The delivery was deemed a no ball. Sri Lanka had a nervy wait, but it was merely a stay of execution for the beleaguered hosts.
Stat of the day – 5 Pakistan have lost all 10 wickets on the fifth day of a Test five times since the start of 2016. It is an alarming departure for a side who had apparently erased regular collapses from their resume. “The only thing I can say, it’s not a mitigating excuse at all, but that’s a young batting line up, obviously trying to find their way,” said Mickey Arthur, Pakistan’s coach.
The verdict Test matches in the UAE are known for speeding up on the last two days, but this was extreme. The first two innings of this Test took 11 sessions to complete. The remaining two were done in less than four. The nature of Pakistan’s capitulation at the end showed just how difficult the transition is going to be in the post Misbah-ul-Haq era.
Day 3, Abu Dhabi Test: At a glance
Moment of the day Just three balls remained in an exhausting day for Sri Lanka’s bowlers when they were afforded some belated cheer. Nuwan Pradeep, unrewarded in 15 overs to that point, let slip a seemingly innocuous delivery down the legside. Babar Azam feathered it behind, and Niroshan Dickwella dived to make a fine catch.
Stat of the day - 2.56 Shan Masood and Sami Aslam are the 16th opening partnership Pakistan have had in Tests in the past five years. That turnover at the top of the order – a new pair every 2.56 Test matches on average – is by far the fastest rate among the leading Test sides. Masood and Aslam put on 114 in their first alliance in Abu Dhabi.
The verdict Even by the normal standards of Test cricket in the UAE, this has been slow going. Pakistan’s run-rate of 2.38 per over is the lowest they have managed in a Test match in this country. With just 14 wickets having fallen in three days so far, it is difficult to see 26 dropping to bring about a result over the next two.
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The flights
Emirates, Etihad and Swiss fly direct from the UAE to Zurich from Dh2,855 return, including taxes.
The chalet
Chalet N is currently open in winter only, between now and April 21. During the ski season, starting on December 11, a week’s rental costs from €210,000 (Dh898,431) per week for the whole property, which has 22 beds in total, across six suites, three double rooms and a children’s suite. The price includes all scheduled meals, a week’s ski pass, Wi-Fi, parking, transfers between Munich, Innsbruck or Zurich airports and one 50-minute massage per person. Private ski lessons cost from €360 (Dh1,541) per day. Halal food is available on request.
RESULT
Huddersfield Town 1 Manchester City 2
Huddersfield: Otamendi (45' 1 og), van La Parra (red card 90' 6)
Man City: Agüero (47' pen), Sterling (84')
Man of the match: Christopher Schindler (Huddersfield Town)
The specs: Aston Martin DB11 V8 vs Ferrari GTC4Lusso T
Price, base: Dh840,000; Dh120,000
Engine: 4.0L V8 twin-turbo; 3.9L V8 turbo
Transmission: Eight-speed automatic; seven-speed automatic
Power: 509hp @ 6,000rpm; 601hp @ 7,500rpm
Torque: 695Nm @ 2,000rpm; 760Nm @ 3,000rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 9.9L / 100km; 11.6L / 100km
MATCH INFO
Burnley 0
Man City 3
Raheem Sterling 35', 49'
Ferran Torres 65'