"I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody."
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For their sake, here's hoping Samuel Eto'o and Asamoah Gyan don't soon find themselves repeating the words immortalised by Marlon Brando in the 1954 classic film On the Waterfront.
It is accepted wisdom that Africa's top two footballers of 2010 have signed for Anzhi Makhachkala, from Russia, and Al Ain, respectively, for money. But it's not the whole story.
In winning almost everything there is to win in football except for the World Cup, Eto'o has already become a very wealthy man. How wealthy? Well, Usain Bolt said that when he met Eto'o and took a liking to his US$48,000 (Dh175,300) diamond-studded luxury watch, the four-time African Footballer of the Year simply took it off and handed it over to the stunned sprint star with the words, "You can have it."
Maybe Eto'o has pulled that expensive party trick so often that he really does need the $13 million per season Anzhi Makhachkala say they will pay him. Besides, who in football wouldn't be tempted by such a big paycheck?
And perhaps, as he suggests, Eto'o could no longer be sure that Inter Milan, his previous club with which he won the European Champions League and the Fifa Club World Cup, in Abu Dhabi, in 2010, would be strong enough to compete again with Europe's best this season.
If so, Eto'o must have a crystal ball. The Italian club lost 1-0 on Wednesday to Trabzonspor, a Turkish side making their Champions League debut. Perhaps Eto'o has made a timely getaway.
And, unlike Brando's character in On the Waterfront, Eto'o already is "somebody". During five glorious years at Barcelona and then at Inter, he proved his class on the field. He can afford obscurity now because he knows that when he retires he will not be forgotten.
Eto'o says he could have moved elsewhere but was attracted by Anzhi's "crazy dream" and the prospect of new experiences. Those, of course, are the sort of things money-grabbing footballers often say rather than just admit the truth. But, again, since Eto'o was hardly poor and has already achieved so much in football, perhaps there is more to his move than just money.
"We want to aim very high and we have a president with the means, perhaps, to back up his thinking," Eto'o says in a video on his website. "I want to follow this project from A to Z."
Like Eto'o, Gyan also spoke about the need for "a change in environment" to explain his curious move from England's Premier League to the UAE.
Again, money seems to have been a major factor. The word around his former club, Sunderland, is he roughly quadrupled his weekly wage by signing on a season-long loan with Al Ain. Some put the value of his 12-month deal at £3.1m (Dh18m).
Unlike Eto'o, Gyan isn't yet a household name. He was a star of the 2010 World Cup in South Africa, scoring three goals and sparking Sunderland to pay a club-record £13m for him.
Now, they are playing the role of victim in his departure. Steve Bruce, the manager, said agents - "parasites," he called them - poured poison in the striker's ear by talking to him of possible moves away and filled his head "full of nonsense".
The club described Gyan as unhappy at training. Sunderland, of course, could simply have told Gyan that he could not leave and should get on with his job of scoring goals.
Instead, they pocketed the reported £4.8m that Al Ain offered to borrow him.
At 25, Gyan is the same age as Wayne Rooney - too young to be joining the ranks of older footballers, such as Fabio Cannavaro, who move to the Gulf for large sums of money in the twilight of their careers. Cannavaro may have earned as much as Dh22.5 million playing for the Dubai club Al Ahli last season.
Al Ain's home games drew 54,452 spectators in total over the whole of last season - 20,000 fewer people than Gyan entertained when Sunderland lost 2-0 at Manchester United last December.
Money and class. In football, not everyone can have both.
Dubai Bling season three
Cast: Loujain Adada, Zeina Khoury, Farhana Bodi, Ebraheem Al Samadi, Mona Kattan, and couples Safa & Fahad Siddiqui and DJ Bliss & Danya Mohammed
Rating: 1/5
Terror attacks in Paris, November 13, 2015
- At 9.16pm, three suicide attackers killed one person outside the Atade de France during a foootball match between France and Germany
- At 9.25pm, three attackers opened fire on restaurants and cafes over 20 minutes, killing 39 people
- Shortly after 9.40pm, three other attackers launched a three-hour raid on the Bataclan, in which 1,500 people had gathered to watch a rock concert. In total, 90 people were killed
- Salah Abdeslam, the only survivor of the terrorists, did not directly participate in the attacks, thought to be due to a technical glitch in his suicide vest
- He fled to Belgium and was involved in attacks on Brussels in March 2016. He is serving a life sentence in France
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Game Of Thrones Season Seven: A Bluffers Guide
Want to sound on message about the biggest show on television without actually watching it? Best not to get locked into the labyrinthine tales of revenge and royalty: as Isaac Hempstead Wright put it, all you really need to know from now on is that there’s going to be a huge fight between humans and the armies of undead White Walkers.
The season ended with a dragon captured by the Night King blowing apart the huge wall of ice that separates the human world from its less appealing counterpart. Not that some of the humans in Westeros have been particularly appealing, either.
Anyway, the White Walkers are now free to cause any kind of havoc they wish, and as Liam Cunningham told us: “Westeros may be zombie land after the Night King has finished.” If the various human factions don’t put aside their differences in season 8, we could be looking at The Walking Dead: The Medieval Years.
RESULT
Wolves 1 (Traore 67')
Tottenham 2 (Moura 8', Vertonghen 90 1')
Man of the Match: Adama Traore (Wolves)
The British in India: Three Centuries of Ambition and Experience
by David Gilmour
Allen Lane
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The specs
Engine: 2.0-litre 4-cylinder turbo hybrid
Transmission: eight-speed automatic
Power: 390bhp
Torque: 400Nm
Price: Dh340,000 ($92,579
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Winners
Best Men's Player of the Year: Kylian Mbappe (PSG)
Maradona Award for Best Goal Scorer of the Year: Robert Lewandowski (Bayern Munich)
TikTok Fans’ Player of the Year: Robert Lewandowski
Top Goal Scorer of All Time: Cristiano Ronaldo (Manchester United)
Best Women's Player of the Year: Alexia Putellas (Barcelona)
Best Men's Club of the Year: Chelsea
Best Women's Club of the Year: Barcelona
Best Defender of the Year: Leonardo Bonucci (Juventus/Italy)
Best Goalkeeper of the Year: Gianluigi Donnarumma (PSG/Italy)
Best Coach of the Year: Roberto Mancini (Italy)
Best National Team of the Year: Italy
Best Agent of the Year: Federico Pastorello
Best Sporting Director of the Year: Txiki Begiristain (Manchester City)
Player Career Award: Ronaldinho
THE CLOWN OF GAZA
Director: Abdulrahman Sabbah
Starring: Alaa Meqdad
Rating: 4/5
If you go
The flights Etihad (www.etihad.com) and Spice Jet (www.spicejet.com) fly direct from Abu Dhabi and Dubai to Pune respectively from Dh1,000 return including taxes. Pune airport is 90 minutes away by road.
The hotels A stay at Atmantan Wellness Resort (www.atmantan.com) costs from Rs24,000 (Dh1,235) per night, including taxes, consultations, meals and a treatment package.
Seemar’s top six for the Dubai World Cup Carnival:
1. Reynaldothewizard
2. North America
3. Raven’s Corner
4. Hawkesbury
5. New Maharajah
6. Secret Ambition
What is the FNC?
The Federal National Council is one of five federal authorities established by the UAE constitution. It held its first session on December 2, 1972, a year to the day after Federation.
It has 40 members, eight of whom are women. The members represent the UAE population through each of the emirates. Abu Dhabi and Dubai have eight members each, Sharjah and Ras al Khaimah six, and Ajman, Fujairah and Umm Al Quwain have four.
They bring Emirati issues to the council for debate and put those concerns to ministers summoned for questioning.
The FNC’s main functions include passing, amending or rejecting federal draft laws, discussing international treaties and agreements, and offering recommendations on general subjects raised during sessions.
Federal draft laws must first pass through the FNC for recommendations when members can amend the laws to suit the needs of citizens. The draft laws are then forwarded to the Cabinet for consideration and approval.
Since 2006, half of the members have been elected by UAE citizens to serve four-year terms and the other half are appointed by the Ruler’s Courts of the seven emirates.
In the 2015 elections, 78 of the 252 candidates were women. Women also represented 48 per cent of all voters and 67 per cent of the voters were under the age of 40.
Living in...
This article is part of a guide on where to live in the UAE. Our reporters will profile some of the country’s most desirable districts, provide an estimate of rental prices and introduce you to some of the residents who call each area home.
MATCH INFO
Tottenham Hotspur 3 (Son 1', Kane 8' & 16') West Ham United 3 (Balbuena 82', Sanchez og 85', Lanzini 90' 4)
Man of the match Harry Kane
The Voice of Hind Rajab
Starring: Saja Kilani, Clara Khoury, Motaz Malhees
Director: Kaouther Ben Hania
Rating: 4/5
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