Let’s take a look at the career three-point shooting percentages for Dwyane Wade, Rajon Rondo and Jimmy Butler:
Rondo: .289? Ew!
Wade: .284? Gross!
Butler: .328. Not great.
Anyway, meet your new Chicago Bulls starting back court: two of the worst three-point shooters in league history and an All-Star shooting guard who is being moved to the wing to accommodate the signing of a 34-year-old with bad knees.
Wade spurning the Miami Heat to sign with the Bulls on Wednesday is just the latest, craziest deal in an NBA free-agency window full of crazy deals.
And it also represents an interesting trend: the age of tanking in the league might be over.
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When the Bulls opened the off-season by trading former MVP Derrick Rose to New York, then reportedly exploring trade options for Butler, all indications were the Bulls were tearing the team down to rebuild.
Instead, they kept Butler, signed Rondo, then brought Wade in, indicating that they intend to try and win some games this season. Whether they do win with that putrid shooting remains to be seen, but hey, points for effort.
And effort is, regrettably, a sign of progress for the historically top-heavy NBA. And no, the top-heaviness isn’t changing any time soon with the Kevin Durant-led leviathan in Golden State and LeBron James still tearing up Cleveland.
But even if there are only a couple of teams with legitimate title credentials, that hasn’t stopped the rest of the league from spending their record amount of salary-cap money.
The league is notorious for having teams out-right putting out inferior rosters in an effort to gain a higher draft pick. Chicago, which also lost Joakim Noah, was a prime candidate to go the tanking route, but Wade changes that.
The Philadelphia 76ers, long the poster-child for tanking, made effort to try and sign free agents and improve their roster. The Los Angeles Lakers were practically begging players to take their money. The Denver Nuggets offered Wade more money than Chicago. Orlando traded for Serge Ibaka.
Then there are the teams that lost talent. Miami lost Wade and couldn’t convince Durant to come to South Beach, but they re-signed emerging star Hassan Whiteside. Oklahoma City no longer have Durant, but they made an exciting trade for Victor Oladipo, who will pair with a top-5 player in Russell Westbrook (unless he’s traded). Atlanta lost Al Horford, but replaced him with Dwight Howard.
The league’s worst teams probably realise they’re going to be bad for a while, but in a reverse of a trend that has hurt the league for a while, these teams aren’t completely shedding salary or throwing intentional disasters on the court.
For the first time in a long time, it feels like all 30 teams actually want to win, or at least put on the appearance of wanting to win. What a novel concept!
The path of least resistance would have been for Chicago to trade Butler for draft picks and hold on to their money. The path of least resistance is the way most teams have gone for a long time. That path appears to be closing for now, and the league will be better for it.
The Bulls are still going to stink, though.
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UK’s AI plan
- AI ambassadors such as MIT economist Simon Johnson, Monzo cofounder Tom Blomfield and Google DeepMind’s Raia Hadsell
- £10bn AI growth zone in South Wales to create 5,000 jobs
- £100m of government support for startups building AI hardware products
- £250m to train new AI models
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Election pledges on migration
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A cheaper choice
Vanuatu: $130,000
Why on earth pick Vanuatu? Easy. The South Pacific country has no income tax, wealth tax, capital gains or inheritance tax. And in 2015, when it was hit by Cyclone Pam, it signed an agreement with the EU that gave it some serious passport power.
Cost: A minimum investment of $130,000 for a family of up to four, plus $25,000 in fees.
Criteria: Applicants must have a minimum net worth of $250,000. The process take six to eight weeks, after which the investor must travel to Vanuatu or Hong Kong to take the oath of allegiance. Citizenship and passport are normally provided on the same day.
Benefits: No tax, no restrictions on dual citizenship, no requirement to visit or reside to retain a passport. Visa-free access to 129 countries.
How will Gen Alpha invest?
Mark Chahwan, co-founder and chief executive of robo-advisory firm Sarwa, forecasts that Generation Alpha (born between 2010 and 2024) will start investing in their teenage years and therefore benefit from compound interest.
“Technology and education should be the main drivers to make this happen, whether it’s investing in a few clicks or their schools/parents stepping up their personal finance education skills,” he adds.
Mr Chahwan says younger generations have a higher capacity to take on risk, but for some their appetite can be more cautious because they are investing for the first time. “Schools still do not teach personal finance and stock market investing, so a lot of the learning journey can feel daunting and intimidating,” he says.
He advises millennials to not always start with an aggressive portfolio even if they can afford to take risks. “We always advise to work your way up to your risk capacity, that way you experience volatility and get used to it. Given the higher risk capacity for the younger generations, stocks are a favourite,” says Mr Chahwan.
Highlighting the role technology has played in encouraging millennials and Gen Z to invest, he says: “They were often excluded, but with lower account minimums ... a customer with $1,000 [Dh3,672] in their account has their money working for them just as hard as the portfolio of a high get-worth individual.”
TEACHERS' PAY - WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW
Pay varies significantly depending on the school, its rating and the curriculum. Here's a rough guide as of January 2021:
- top end schools tend to pay Dh16,000-17,000 a month - plus a monthly housing allowance of up to Dh6,000. These tend to be British curriculum schools rated 'outstanding' or 'very good', followed by American schools
- average salary across curriculums and skill levels is about Dh10,000, recruiters say
- it is becoming more common for schools to provide accommodation, sometimes in an apartment block with other teachers, rather than hand teachers a cash housing allowance
- some strong performing schools have cut back on salaries since the pandemic began, sometimes offering Dh16,000 including the housing allowance, which reflects the slump in rental costs, and sheer demand for jobs
- maths and science teachers are most in demand and some schools will pay up to Dh3,000 more than other teachers in recognition of their technical skills
- at the other end of the market, teachers in some Indian schools, where fees are lower and competition among applicants is intense, can be paid as low as Dh3,000 per month
- in Indian schools, it has also become common for teachers to share residential accommodation, living in a block with colleagues
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- Place a sun reflector in your windshield when not driving
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Explainer: Tanween Design Programme
Non-profit arts studio Tashkeel launched this annual initiative with the intention of supporting budding designers in the UAE. This year, three talents were chosen from hundreds of applicants to be a part of the sixth creative development programme. These are architect Abdulla Al Mulla, interior designer Lana El Samman and graphic designer Yara Habib.
The trio have been guided by experts from the industry over the course of nine months, as they developed their own products that merge their unique styles with traditional elements of Emirati design. This includes laboratory sessions, experimental and collaborative practice, investigation of new business models and evaluation.
It is led by British contemporary design project specialist Helen Voce and mentor Kevin Badni, and offers participants access to experts from across the world, including the likes of UK designer Gareth Neal and multidisciplinary designer and entrepreneur, Sheikh Salem Al Qassimi.
The final pieces are being revealed in a worldwide limited-edition release on the first day of Downtown Designs at Dubai Design Week 2019. Tashkeel will be at stand E31 at the exhibition.
Lisa Ball-Lechgar, deputy director of Tashkeel, said: “The diversity and calibre of the applicants this year … is reflective of the dynamic change that the UAE art and design industry is witnessing, with young creators resolute in making their bold design ideas a reality.”
PROFILE OF STARZPLAY
Date started: 2014
Founders: Maaz Sheikh, Danny Bates
Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: Entertainment/Streaming Video On Demand
Number of employees: 125
Investors/Investment amount: $125 million. Major investors include Starz/Lionsgate, State Street, SEQ and Delta Partners
Desert Warrior
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Director: Rupert Wyatt
Rating: 3/5
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Avengers: Endgame
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Starring: Robert Downey Jr, Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Chris Hemsworth, Josh Brolin
4/5 stars
Founders: Abdulmajeed Alsukhan, Turki Bin Zarah and Abdulmohsen Albabtain.
Based: Riyadh
Offices: UAE, Vietnam and Germany
Founded: September, 2020
Number of employees: 70
Sector: FinTech, online payment solutions
Funding to date: $116m in two funding rounds
Investors: Checkout.com, Impact46, Vision Ventures, Wealth Well, Seedra, Khwarizmi, Hala Ventures, Nama Ventures and family offices
The specs: 2017 GMC Sierra 1500 Denali
Price, base / as tested Dh207,846 / Dh220,000
Engine 6.2L V8
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Power 420hp @ 5,600rpm
Torque 624Nm @ 4,100rpm
Fuel economy, combined 13.5L / 100km
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Company: Rent Your Wardrobe
Date started: May 2021
Founder: Mamta Arora
Based: Dubai
Sector: Clothes rental subscription
Stage: Bootstrapped, self-funded
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- 600-seat auditorium
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- Specialist robotics and science laboratories
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