As an attacker, Troy Deeney’s game is rarely built on subtlety. A direct force is a similarly blunt talker. “Ultimately we have not been good enough, there's no point dancing around it," said the Watford captain after relegation was rubber-stamped at Arsenal.
There is a temptation to dispute part of his analysis. Watford were good enough to overwhelm Liverpool 3-0, ending their chances of becoming Invincibles, and to become the only team to beat both the eventual champions and Manchester United in the Premier League.
The 1.25 points per game they averaged under Nigel Pearson would, if replicated over a whole season, have earned them 47, putting them level with Crystal Palace and 13 above the actual bottom three. In the final reckoning, however, Watford were both good enough to stay up and deserving of the drop.
If the worst relegations are the most embarrassing and the most avoidable, Watford’s ticked both boxes. From going 5-0 down in 18 minutes at Manchester City, and conceding eight in total, to becoming the first club to sack three managers in a Premier League campaign, there was ignominy aplenty.
And yet the reality that Watford had safety within their grasp made their demotion preventable. FA Cup finalists and 11th-place finishers a year earlier, they effected a swift and ungainly transformation from deserving overachievers to basket-case club.
Perhaps it shows how precarious the life in the Premier League can be. The chances are that Watford attracted little sympathy from neutrals on Sunday: it is a consequence of the managerial revolving-door policy and, in particular, the decision to sack Pearson with two games to go.
No club’s essential duty is to neutrals, admittedly, and the suggestions are that Watford wished they had been more ruthless with Javi Gracia and dismissed him last summer.
And no model is perfect. Bournemouth came up alongside Watford in 2015, stuck with their manager and went down on the same day. Bournemouth's net spend in that period was substantially higher but their loyalty to Eddie Howe may have elicited more understanding.
But if Watford forged a reputation for brutal but correct decision-making that feels lost amid the ruins of a wretched season, reappointing Quique Sanchez Flores was an error. So, too, trusting their fate in the hands of the luckless caretaker Hayden Mullins against City and Arsenal. The ends had tended to justify the means for the Pozzos, but not now Watford have ended up in the Championship.
Previous seasons had suggested they were expert traders, even if the rapid recycling of players between their various clubs may have come at the cost of an identity. Yet the squad that went down had clear deficiencies.
Expect Premier League predators to raid the midfield for the hugely gifted Ismaila Sarr and the much-admired Abdoulaye Doucoure plus, when he is fit again, the mercurial Gerard Deulofeu.
Yet in attack, Watford struggled to find a way of playing that did not revolve around Deeney. A 37-year-old goalkeeper, in Ben Foster, had too many damage-limitation tasks. There was too little quality in the defence and, with Watford possessing the second-oldest squad in the Premier League, insufficient focus on the future. Owners who were quick to fire others for their failings should consider their own culpability.
Certainly the talk of whether Zlatko Dalic or Claude Puel will become their 13th manager in eight years feels as irrelevant as the debate if Pearson qualifies for his £1 million (Dh4.7m) survival bonus.
Watford require a rethink and a reset. An ethos started to feel wrong as mistakes were made, costing them their Premier League status and, very probably, their finest players.
How to watch Ireland v Pakistan in UAE
When: The one-off Test starts on Friday, May 11
What time: Each day’s play is scheduled to start at 2pm UAE time.
TV: The match will be broadcast on OSN Sports Cricket HD. Subscribers to the channel can also stream the action live on OSN Play.
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Founder: Ahmed Al Qubaisi
Based: Abu Dhabi
Founded: January 2019
Number of employees: 10
Sector: Technology/Social media
Funding to date: Estimated $300,000 from Hub71 in-kind support
THE BIO: Martin Van Almsick
Hometown: Cologne, Germany
Family: Wife Hanan Ahmed and their three children, Marrah (23), Tibijan (19), Amon (13)
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What are the influencer academy modules?
- Mastery of audio-visual content creation.
- Cinematography, shots and movement.
- All aspects of post-production.
- Emerging technologies and VFX with AI and CGI.
- Understanding of marketing objectives and audience engagement.
- Tourism industry knowledge.
- Professional ethics.
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Consoles: PC, PlayStation 4/5, Xbox Series X/S
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Blockchain is a form of distributed ledger technology, a digital system in which data is recorded across multiple places at the same time. Unlike traditional databases, DLTs have no central administrator or centralised data storage. They are transparent because the data is visible and, because they are automatically replicated and impossible to be tampered with, they are secure.
The main difference between blockchain and other forms of DLT is the way data is stored as ‘blocks’ – new transactions are added to the existing ‘chain’ of past transactions, hence the name ‘blockchain’. It is impossible to delete or modify information on the chain due to the replication of blocks across various locations.
Blockchain is mostly associated with cryptocurrency Bitcoin. Due to the inability to tamper with transactions, advocates say this makes the currency more secure and safer than traditional systems. It is maintained by a network of people referred to as ‘miners’, who receive rewards for solving complex mathematical equations that enable transactions to go through.
However, one of the major problems that has come to light has been the presence of illicit material buried in the Bitcoin blockchain, linking it to the dark web.
Other blockchain platforms can offer things like smart contracts, which are automatically implemented when specific conditions from all interested parties are reached, cutting the time involved and the risk of mistakes. Another use could be storing medical records, as patients can be confident their information cannot be changed. The technology can also be used in supply chains, voting and has the potential to used for storing property records.