Shahid Afridi has never been shy of retiring. As such, his latest announcement feels like it has all the permanence of a snowman on Jumeirah Beach in July.
Retiring seems like something to do to pass the time in Pakistani cricket. In much the same way as players from England and Australia, for example, compete for Twitter followers, social standing in Pakistan seems to depend on how many retirements you have had.
Despair at the prevailing Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) regime is usually what does for the players, as is the case this time with Afridi.
His anger at being "humiliated" by "dishonourable people" at the top of the game in Pakistan has familiar echoes.
In the fall-out of a ludicrously ill-tempered tour of Australia, Mohammed Yousuf retired in March of last year, in protest at a suspension meted out to him by the board. He returned in August.
Abdul Razzaq, another senior figure with a troubled cricketing soul, hung up his boots in August 2007 only to make a comeback that October
Four years on, he is still going strong.
At least some have been able to leave while in good spirits. Having led Pakistan to the World Twenty20 title in England in the summer of 2009, Younus Khan announced his immediate retirement from the 20-over format. By October, he was available for selection again.
Less happily, Zulqarnain Haider retired from all international cricket after fleeing Pakistan - via the UAE, where they were touring at the time - last year.
The wicketkeeper cited threats that had been made to him by match-fixers as his reason for giving up. Yet last month, having returned to his homeland from the UK, he said he is ready to end his six-month-long retirement.
This will be something like the third retirement, so far, for Afridi, but his first from his beloved limited-overs game.
He has twice given up Tests, most recently last year, when he quit the long form immediately after playing his first one in four years.
At least we can believe that the full-stop he has applied on the five-day game is for good.
Almost all of the above announcements have included the word "filhaal", which in Urdu means "for now".
What binds together all of his retirements is the angst at the political machinations which pollute the top of the game in Pakistan.
Ijaz Butt, one of the subjects of Afridi's ire, has not been afraid of picking fights during his storied tenure as the chairman of the PCB. His three-year term is due to end in October. Whether he lasts that long, having fallen foul of the most popular and most bankable player in Pakistan, remains to be seen.
As per the International Cricket Council's future tours programme, Pakistan are due to play a series against Sri Lanka in October and November.
No dates have been confirmed for those matches, and whether they are going to be played in Pakistan, Sri Lanka, the UAE, Singapore or Timbuktu is anyone's guess.
Wherever it is that Pakistan next play, do not bet against them having Afridi in harness.
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Moral education needed in a 'rapidly changing world'
Moral education lessons for young people is needed in a rapidly changing world, the head of the programme said.
Alanood Al Kaabi, head of programmes at the Education Affairs Office of the Crown Price Court - Abu Dhabi, said: "The Crown Price Court is fully behind this initiative and have already seen the curriculum succeed in empowering young people and providing them with the necessary tools to succeed in building the future of the nation at all levels.
"Moral education touches on every aspect and subject that children engage in.
"It is not just limited to science or maths but it is involved in all subjects and it is helping children to adapt to integral moral practises.
"The moral education programme has been designed to develop children holistically in a world being rapidly transformed by technology and globalisation."
'Morbius'
Director: Daniel Espinosa
Stars: Jared Leto, Matt Smith, Adria Arjona
Rating: 2/5
MATCH INFO
Uefa Champions League semi-final, second leg result:
Ajax 2-3 Tottenham
Tottenham advance on away goals rule after tie ends 3-3 on aggregate
Final: June 1, Madrid
Farage on Muslim Brotherhood
Nigel Farage told Reform's annual conference that the party will proscribe the Muslim Brotherhood if he becomes Prime Minister.
"We will stop dangerous organisations with links to terrorism operating in our country," he said. "Quite why we've been so gutless about this – both Labour and Conservative – I don't know.
“All across the Middle East, countries have banned and proscribed the Muslim Brotherhood as a dangerous organisation. We will do the very same.”
It is 10 years since a ground-breaking report into the Muslim Brotherhood by Sir John Jenkins.
Among the former diplomat's findings was an assessment that “the use of extreme violence in the pursuit of the perfect Islamic society” has “never been institutionally disowned” by the movement.
The prime minister at the time, David Cameron, who commissioned the report, said membership or association with the Muslim Brotherhood was a "possible indicator of extremism" but it would not be banned.
Get Out
Director: Jordan Peele
Stars: Daniel Kaluuya, Allison Williams, Catherine Keener, Bradley Whitford
Four stars
How the bonus system works
The two riders are among several riders in the UAE to receive the top payment of £10,000 under the Thank You Fund of £16 million (Dh80m), which was announced in conjunction with Deliveroo's £8 billion (Dh40bn) stock market listing earlier this year.
The £10,000 (Dh50,000) payment is made to those riders who have completed the highest number of orders in each market.
There are also riders who will receive payments of £1,000 (Dh5,000) and £500 (Dh2,500).
All riders who have worked with Deliveroo for at least one year and completed 2,000 orders will receive £200 (Dh1,000), the company said when it announced the scheme.
The Saga Continues
Wu-Tang Clan
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Sun jukebox
Rufus Thomas, Bear Cat (The Answer to Hound Dog) (1953)
This rip-off of Leiber/Stoller’s early rock stomper brought a lawsuit against Phillips and necessitated Presley’s premature sale to RCA.
Elvis Presley, Mystery Train (1955)
The B-side of Presley’s final single for Sun bops with a drummer-less groove.
Johnny Cash and the Tennessee Two, Folsom Prison Blues (1955)
Originally recorded for Sun, Cash’s signature tune was performed for inmates of the titular prison 13 years later.
Carl Perkins, Blue Suede Shoes (1956)
Within a month of Sun’s February release Elvis had his version out on RCA.
Roy Orbison, Ooby Dooby (1956)
An essential piece of irreverent juvenilia from Orbison.
Jerry Lee Lewis, Great Balls of Fire (1957)
Lee’s trademark anthem is one of the era’s best-remembered – and best-selling – songs.
Terror attacks in Paris, November 13, 2015
- At 9.16pm, three suicide attackers killed one person outside the Atade de France during a foootball match between France and Germany
- At 9.25pm, three attackers opened fire on restaurants and cafes over 20 minutes, killing 39 people
- Shortly after 9.40pm, three other attackers launched a three-hour raid on the Bataclan, in which 1,500 people had gathered to watch a rock concert. In total, 90 people were killed
- Salah Abdeslam, the only survivor of the terrorists, did not directly participate in the attacks, thought to be due to a technical glitch in his suicide vest
- He fled to Belgium and was involved in attacks on Brussels in March 2016. He is serving a life sentence in France