Australia will be heading home after the Ashes with the urn secured, no matter what happens at The Oval in the final Test, starting on Thursday.
England can still share the series, though, and there remains much to play for.
Sam Curran has been restored to the home team, after being 12th man for the rest of the series.
His return, as part of a rejig to cover the fact Ben Stokes might be unable to bowl because of a shoulder injury, could signal the end of Jason Roy’s Test career – at least for a while yet.
Chris Woakes is back after one Test out, instead of Craig Overton. And they are only some of the issues facing the home side.
Root of the problems
Trevor Bayliss, England’s outgoing coach, reckons the side’s captain, Joe Root, is under no pressure at all. Which is a problem for England.
“He hasn't come under question from anyone making decisions,” Bayliss said ahead of The Oval Test. “So he's under no pressure at all.”
For all the failings in this summer, and in the rest of Root’s reign – England have won four of nine Test series with him at the helm – Bayliss is right. Realistically, Root’s job as captain is not under threat, mainly because of a dearth of alternatives.
Who else is sure of their position in the side? Ben Stokes, but it would be folly to overload him with any extra responsibility, given his workload on the field and is celebrity off it. See Andrew Flintoff for reasons why.
Stuart Broad? A titan of this Ashes summer, for sure, but giving him the armband would be retrogressive. And the rest? There is no clear and obvious candidate.
Spectacular Smith
Just the 671 runs so far in three matches this series for Steve Smith, and the worst could still be yet to come for England.
In accepting his man of the match award after the last game, Smith pointed out that he was looking forward to the final Test, as he has done well at The Oval before.
Quite. In 2013 he made 138 not out there, then four years later his 143 set up an innings win over England, and an average of 144 at the ground. Which is only slightly superior to his average in the ongoing series.
The best since Bradman? It is very hard to argue the case against.
There is one more of Sir Don’s records that Smith could aim for in this series. Bradman’s Ashes best haul of 974 is 303 runs away from Smith.
So it would take something special to overhaul it, but this is Steve Smith we are talking about.
McGrath aims for Archer
Jofra Archer’s summer was going so well until a little over a week ago. World Cup winner, and potentially the man who was going to turn the Ashes, he was becoming the saviour of English cricket.
And then the temperature dropped, a gale blew across Old Trafford on Day 1, his pace fell away, and suddenly the bubble had burst.
“A lot has been made of Archer but you can't just fire it up when things are good,” Glenn McGrath, the former Australia bowler, wrote for the BBC.
“You've got to do the hard yards as well, and I'm yet to see him do the hard yards.”
A bit harsh, perhaps, given Archer is just three matches in to his Test career, and has only really performed badly for a day and a half so far. But he will need to be straight back to his best to make an impression at The Oval.
Trouble for Leach
Much like Archer, Jack Leach plunged from one career high to a low at Old Trafford – and was also rebuked by an ex-great.
In the aftermath of Headingley, it was difficult to move too far on social media without hearing some anecdote or other about Leach and his share in one of the great 10th wicket alliances in cricket.
Looked at from one direction, all the attention he garnered for that innings of one not out must have stuck in the craw.
Whether Smith really was mocking him by wearing glasses during Australia’s Old Trafford celebrations is difficult to know for sure.
But, as Kevin Pietersen argued, Leach’s cult status is not remotely commensurate with his returns with the ball.
“He isn’t doing his job,” Pietersen said of Leach, suggesting he had become “a joke”.
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Electoral College Victory
Trump has so far secured 295 Electoral College votes, according to the Associated Press, exceeding the 270 needed to win. Only Nevada and Arizona remain to be called, and both swing states are leaning Republican. Trump swept all five remaining swing states, North Carolina, Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin, sealing his path to victory and giving him a strong mandate.
Popular Vote Tally
The count is ongoing, but Trump currently leads with nearly 51 per cent of the popular vote to Harris’s 47.6 per cent. Trump has over 72.2 million votes, while Harris trails with approximately 67.4 million.
WEST ASIA RUGBY 2017/18 SEASON ROLL OF HONOUR
Western Clubs Champions League
Winners: Abu Dhabi Harlequins
Runners up: Bahrain
Dubai Rugby Sevens
Winners: Dubai Exiles
Runners up: Jebel Ali Dragons
West Asia Premiership
Winners: Jebel Ali Dragons
Runners up: Abu Dhabi Harlequins
UAE Premiership Cup
Winners: Abu Dhabi Harlequins
Runners up: Dubai Exiles
UAE Premiership
Winners: Dubai Exiles
Runners up: Abu Dhabi Harlequins
THE BIO
Favourite book: ‘Purpose Driven Life’ by Rick Warren
Favourite travel destination: Switzerland
Hobbies: Travelling and following motivational speeches and speakers
Favourite place in UAE: Dubai Museum
Infiniti QX80 specs
Engine: twin-turbocharged 3.5-liter V6
Power: 450hp
Torque: 700Nm
Price: From Dh450,000, Autograph model from Dh510,000
Available: Now
EPL's youngest
- Ethan Nwaneri (Arsenal)
15 years, 181 days old
- Max Dowman (Arsenal)
15 years, 235 days old
- Jeremy Monga (Leicester)
15 years, 271 days old
- Harvey Elliott (Fulham)
16 years, 30 days old
- Matthew Briggs (Fulham)
16 years, 68 days old
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Engine: 3.5-litre twin-turbo V6
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The biog:
From: Wimbledon, London, UK
Education: Medical doctor
Hobbies: Travelling, meeting new people and cultures
Favourite animals: All of them
Lexus LX700h specs
Engine: 3.4-litre twin-turbo V6 plus supplementary electric motor
Power: 464hp at 5,200rpm
Torque: 790Nm from 2,000-3,600rpm
Transmission: 10-speed auto
Fuel consumption: 11.7L/100km
On sale: Now
Price: From Dh590,000
Generation Start-up: Awok company profile
Started: 2013
Founder: Ulugbek Yuldashev
Sector: e-commerce
Size: 600 plus
Stage: still in talks with VCs
Principal Investors: self-financed by founder
The specs: 2019 Audi A7 Sportback
Price, base: Dh315,000
Engine: 3.0-litre V6
Transmission: Seven-speed automatic
Power: 335hp @ 5,000rpm
Torque: 500Nm @ 1,370rpm
Fuel economy 5.9L / 100km
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Qyubic
Started: October 2023
Founder: Namrata Raina
Based: Dubai
Sector: E-commerce
Current number of staff: 10
Investment stage: Pre-seed
Initial investment: Undisclosed
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MATCH INFO
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Aston Villa 2 (Grealish 11', Mings 66')
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Favourite things
Luxury: Enjoys window shopping for high-end bags and jewellery
Discount: She works in luxury retail, but is careful about spending, waits for sales, festivals and only buys on discount
University: The only person in her family to go to college, Jiang secured a bachelor’s degree in business management in China
Masters: Studying part-time for a master’s degree in international business marketing in Dubai
Vacation: Heads back home to see family in China
Community work: Member of the Chinese Business Women’s Association of the UAE to encourage other women entrepreneurs
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The specs
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Transmission: seven-speed auto
Power: 420 bhp
Torque: 624Nm
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Company Profile
Name: Thndr
Started: 2019
Co-founders: Ahmad Hammouda and Seif Amr
Sector: FinTech
Headquarters: Egypt
UAE base: Hub71, Abu Dhabi
Current number of staff: More than 150
Funds raised: $22 million
BUNDESLIGA FIXTURES
Saturday, May 16 (kick-offs UAE time)
Borussia Dortmund v Schalke (4.30pm)
RB Leipzig v Freiburg (4.30pm)
Hoffenheim v Hertha Berlin (4.30pm)
Fortuna Dusseldorf v Paderborn (4.30pm)
Augsburg v Wolfsburg (4.30pm)
Eintracht Frankfurt v Borussia Monchengladbach (7.30pm)
Sunday, May 17
Cologne v Mainz (4.30pm),
Union Berlin v Bayern Munich (7pm)
Monday, May 18
Werder Bremen v Bayer Leverkusen (9.30pm)
Expert input
If you had all the money in the world, what’s the one sneaker you would buy or create?
“There are a few shoes that have ‘grail’ status for me. But the one I have always wanted is the Nike x Patta x Parra Air Max 1 - Cherrywood. To get a pair in my size brand new is would cost me between Dh8,000 and Dh 10,000.” Jack Brett
“If I had all the money, I would approach Nike and ask them to do my own Air Force 1, that’s one of my dreams.” Yaseen Benchouche
“There’s nothing out there yet that I’d pay an insane amount for, but I’d love to create my own shoe with Tinker Hatfield and Jordan.” Joshua Cox
“I think I’d buy a defunct footwear brand; I’d like the challenge of reinterpreting a brand’s history and changing options.” Kris Balerite
“I’d stir up a creative collaboration with designers Martin Margiela of the mixed patchwork sneakers, and Yohji Yamamoto.” Hussain Moloobhoy
“If I had all the money in the world, I’d live somewhere where I’d never have to wear shoes again.” Raj Malhotra
How to volunteer
The UAE volunteers campaign can be reached at www.volunteers.ae , or by calling 800-VOLAE (80086523), or emailing info@volunteers.ae.
if you go
The flights
Etihad, Emirates and Singapore Airlines fly direct from the UAE to Singapore from Dh2,265 return including taxes. The flight takes about 7 hours.
The hotel
Rooms at the M Social Singapore cost from SG $179 (Dh488) per night including taxes.
The tour
Makan Makan Walking group tours costs from SG $90 (Dh245) per person for about three hours. Tailor-made tours can be arranged. For details go to www.woknstroll.com.sg