Max Davidson cruises through the history and beauty of the Mediterranean and Adriatic coasts.
Athens, Ephesus, Santorini, Ancient Olympia, Corfu, Dubrovnik, Venice ... To visit them all in a week in the most luxurious of surroundings, without spending half the time in airport terminals, feels like a miracle of 21st-century living. As the Seven Seas Mariner sails out of Piraeus, the port of Athens, with the sun setting behind us and the gentlest of breezes on our faces, we feel a sense of real excitement, as if journeying into the unknown.
Our fellow passengers - predominantly American, but with a good mix of other nationalities - are far more diverse than we had been expecting. Cruising is often associated with the over-sixties, happy to take life in the slow lane, but here there is everything from honeymooners to families with small children. And with 750 passengers and 500 crew and staff, our floating village feels just the right size, not too big or too small.
At the observation lounge on the top deck, we chat to a delightful couple from Denver, Colorado, while a pianist plays A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square. Out on deck, a man is thrashing golf balls into a net, while his wife power-walks around in circuits listening to her iPod. There is a queue for ice creams beside the swimming pool.
Our suite is enormous, bigger than our living room at home, and there is even a smiling butler, which we certainly don't have at home. The trappings of luxury are all around us. Cruise ship food can be mediocre, particularly on all-inclusive cruises, where bland buffets are the norm. But the Mariner's four restaurants all offer fine dining, with cuisine ranging from French and Italian to American steakhouse. We could be in a top city hotel as white-jacketed waiters lift silver domes to reveal immaculately presented fish dishes - except that, in a top city hotel, we would not be gliding across the Aegean at sunset, marvelling at the view.
On-board entertainment ranges from tea-time quizzes to late-night dancing, lectures about Ancient Greece to roulette and baccarat, auctions of fine art to Beatles tribute nights. It is all enormous fun, nobody takes life too seriously, new friendships are struck up every day and you could have a ball without leaving the boat.
But, of course, with our star-studded itinerary, the urge to leave the boat is irresistible. The destinations on the cruise span thousands of years of history and some of the most iconic locations in the world, from the Acropolis in Athens to St Mark's Square in Venice.
The highlight for us, against very stiff competition indeed, is Santorini, probably the most photographed of all the Greek islands. It is situated on top of a large volcanic caldera, formed by a massive eruption around 1500 BC.
As the ship anchors in the circular bay and tenders arrive to take us ashore, we peer blinking up the sheer cliff-faces, more than 300 metres high, at the communities perched vertiginously on the rim of the caldera.
Access to the capital, Fira, is by cable car or donkey. "Donkey," says my fun-loving wife. "Cable car," I insist. It is a steep climb, there is more of me than there used to be and I don't want to be accused of cruelty to animals. But the view from the top is even more spectacular than the view from the bottom.
In the midday sun, the bright blue roofs of the white-washed houses vie with the blue waters of the bay below. Bougainvillea cascades over balconies. Cats sleep in the shadow of old churches. A sea breeze gusts the windmills. All the poetry of the Greek islands is caught in a series of timeless vignettes.
Some of the other destinations on the cruise, such as Ephesus and Ancient Olympia, are inland and require short bus transfers; but there is no sense of inconvenience as we admire the scenery, take in the pomegranate trees and the olive groves and the tall pines, then explore the famous archaeological sites.
Ephesus, in Turkey, is particularly splendid. It used to be the third largest city of the Ancient World, after Rome and Alexandria, and although only a fraction of the city has been excavated, you can get a clear sense of what it must have been like in its pomp. The great Temple of Artemis, one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World, is no more, alas - you need to look at the reconstruction in the museum to get a sense of its scale. But you can still see the remnants of the 44,000-seat theatre, where gladiatorial combats took place, and the quite stunning facade of the library, which would grace a cathedral.
Ancient Olympia, in the Peloponnese, feels more intimate, a jumble of ruined temples and other buildings in a tranquil hillside setting beside a stream. As you wander through the site, lulled by the sound of cicadas, it is hard to imagine that for more than a thousand years athletes travelled here from all over the Aegean to take part in the Olympic Games, held every four years from 776 BC.
The dusty stadium where the athletes competed feels touchingly diminutive compared with the facilities at the Olympic Park in London, but it is good to be here, good to remember the ghosts of the past, good to stand on the site where the sacred Olympic flame was lit at the start of the games - and is still lit to this day.
Our last port of call in Greece is Corfu, where we stroll the narrow streets of the old town, do some light shopping, visit the old Venetian castle, then have lunch overlooking the gracious tree-lined esplanade. Then it is on to Dubrovnik and Venice and the journey's end.
There cannot be many prettier spots in the whole Mediterranean than Dubrovnik in Croatia, tucked into the Adriatic coast in the lee of a small wooded island. Its old walls are still intact and you can walk around them in less than an hour, admiring the beautiful old buildings with their red-tiled roofs and the blue sea beyond. The city is car-free, which gives it a relaxed, festive air. From soaring baroque churches to bustling fruit-and-vegetable markets to shops selling stylish modern jewellery, it is a walker's paradise with something new around every corner and little side alleys holding out the promise of a funky shop or cafe.
And finally to Venice, which needs no introduction. We have been there many times before, but are unprepared for the sheer visual delight of arriving in the city by boat: passing the Lido, then inching towards St Mark's and the Grand Canal, with a panoramic view of the famous skyline and the lagoon beyond.
Our ship moors a little way from the city centre - it wouldn't do to drop anchor next to the Bridge of Sighs - but here we are and here, as at every port of call, is the printed menu of optional excursions, all mouth-watering and all complimentary.
Will it be "Venetian Palaces", "The Grand Canal and the Guggenheim Collection", "Hidden Treasures of Venice", "The Islands of Murano and Burano" or "Venice by Gondola"? We plump for the gondola, being incurable romantics, but quite frankly, we could be taken on a tour of Venetian shoe-shops and still feel as if we were walking on air. On this most stylish of cruises, the sense of being pampered 24/7 and treated like royalty on tour has been exhilarating and heart-warming.
From Zero
Artist: Linkin Park
Label: Warner Records
Number of tracks: 11
Rating: 4/5
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FA Cup fifth round draw
Sheffield Wednesday v Manchester City
Reading/Cardiff City v Sheffield United
Chelsea v Shrewsbury Town/Liverpool
West Bromwich Albion v Newcastle United/Oxford United
Leicester City v Coventry City/Birmingham City
Northampton Town/Derby County v Manchester United
Southampton/Tottenham Hotspur v Norwich City
Portsmouth v Arsenal
Score
Third Test, Day 1
New Zealand 229-7 (90 ov)
Pakistan
New Zealand won the toss and elected to bat
The Old Slave and the Mastiff
Patrick Chamoiseau
Translated from the French and Creole by Linda Coverdale
Zayed Sustainability Prize
If you go
Flights
Emirates flies from Dubai to Phnom Penh with a stop in Yangon from Dh3,075, and Etihad flies from Abu Dhabi to Phnom Penh with its partner Bangkok Airlines from Dh2,763. These trips take about nine hours each and both include taxes. From there, a road transfer takes at least four hours; airlines including KC Airlines (www.kcairlines.com) offer quick connecting flights from Phnom Penh to Sihanoukville from about $100 (Dh367) return including taxes. Air Asia, Malindo Air and Malaysian Airlines fly direct from Kuala Lumpur to Sihanoukville from $54 each way. Next year, direct flights are due to launch between Bangkok and Sihanoukville, which will cut the journey time by a third.
The stay
Rooms at Alila Villas Koh Russey (www.alilahotels.com/ kohrussey) cost from $385 per night including taxes.
Match info
Manchester United 0-0 Crystal Palace
Man of the match: Cheikhou Kouyate (Crystal Palace)
The biog
Name: Abeer Al Bah
Born: 1972
Husband: Emirati lawyer Salem Bin Sahoo, since 1992
Children: Soud, born 1993, lawyer; Obaid, born 1994, deceased; four other boys and one girl, three months old
Education: BA in Elementary Education, worked for five years in a Dubai school
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Kumulus Water
Started: 2021
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million
ACL Elite (West) - fixtures
Monday, Sept 30
Al Sadd v Esteghlal (8pm)
Persepolis v Pakhtakor (8pm)
Al Wasl v Al Ahli (8pm)
Al Nassr v Al Rayyan (10pm)
Tuesday, Oct 1
Al Hilal v Al Shorta (10pm)
Al Gharafa v Al Ain (10pm)
Squad
Ali Kasheif, Salim Rashid, Khalifa Al Hammadi, Khalfan Mubarak, Ali Mabkhout, Omar Abdulrahman, Mohammed Al Attas, Abdullah Ramadan, Zayed Al Ameri (Al Jazira), Mohammed Al Shamsi, Hamdan Al Kamali, Mohammed Barghash, Khalil Al Hammadi (Al Wahda), Khalid Essa, Mohammed Shaker, Ahmed Barman, Bandar Al Ahbabi (Al Ain), Al Hassan Saleh, Majid Suroor (Sharjah) Walid Abbas, Ahmed Khalil (Shabab Al Ahli), Tariq Ahmed, Jasim Yaqoub (Al Nasr), Ali Saleh, Ali Salmeen (Al Wasl), Hassan Al Muharami (Baniyas)
SHOW COURTS ORDER OF PLAY
Centre Court (4pm UAE/12pm GMT)
Victoria Azarenka (BLR) v Heather Watson (GBR)
Rafael Nadal (ESP x4) v Karen Khachanov (RUS x30)
Andy Murray (GBR x1) v Fabio Fognini (ITA x28)
Court 1 (4pm UAE)
Steve Johnson (USA x26) v Marin Cilic (CRO x7)
Johanna Konta (GBR x6) v Maria Sakkari (GRE)
Naomi Osaka (JPN) v Venus Williams (USA x10)
Court 2 (2.30pm UAE)
Aljaz Bedene (GBR) v Gilles Muller (LUX x16)
Peng Shuai (CHN) v Simona Halep (ROM x2)
Jelena Ostapenko (LAT x13) v Camila Giorgi (ITA)
Jo-Wilfried Tsonga (FRA x12) v Sam Querrey (USA x24)
Court 3 (2.30pm UAE)
Kei Nishikori (JPN x9) v Roberto Bautista Agut (ESP x18)
Carina Witthoeft (GER) v Elina Svitolina (UKR x4)
Court 12 (2.30pm UAE)
Dominika Cibulkova (SVK x8) v Ana Konjuh (CRO x27)
Kevin Anderson (RSA) v Ruben Bemelmans (BEL)
Court 18 (2.30pm UAE)
Caroline Garcia (FRA x21) v Madison Brengle (USA)
Benoit Paire (FRA) v Jerzy Janowicz (POL)
MATCH INFO
Barcelona v Real Madrid, 11pm UAE
Match is on BeIN Sports
Our legal consultant
Name: Dr Hassan Mohsen Elhais
Position: legal consultant with Al Rowaad Advocates and Legal Consultants.
Scores
Wales 74-24 Tonga
England 35-15 Japan
Italy 7-26 Australia
MATCH INFO
Manchester United 1 (Greenwood 77')
Everton 1 (Lindelof 36' og)
The National photo project
Chris Whiteoak, a photographer at The National, spent months taking some of Jacqui Allan's props around the UAE, positioning them perfectly in front of some of the country's most recognisable landmarks. He placed a pirate on Kite Beach, in front of the Burj Al Arab, the Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland at the Burj Khalifa, and brought one of Allan's snails (Freddie, which represents her grandfather) to the Dubai Frame. In Abu Dhabi, a dinosaur went to Al Ain's Jebel Hafeet. And a flamingo was taken all the way to the Hatta Mountains. This special project suitably brings to life the quirky nature of Allan's prop shop (and Allan herself!).
How to help
Send “thenational” to the following numbers or call the hotline on: 0502955999
2289 – Dh10
2252 – Dh 50
6025 – Dh20
6027 – Dh 100
6026 – Dh 200
MATCH INFO
Uefa Champioons League semi-final:
First leg: Liverpool 5 Roma 2
Second leg: Wednesday, May 2, Stadio Olimpico, Rome
TV: BeIN Sports, 10.45pm (UAE)
Getting there
The flights
Emirates and Etihad fly to Johannesburg or Cape Town daily. Flights cost from about Dh3,325, with a flying time of 8hours and 15 minutes. From there, fly South African Airlines or Air Namibia to Namibia’s Windhoek Hosea Kutako International Airport, for about Dh850. Flying time is 2 hours.
The stay
Wilderness Little Kulala offers stays from £460 (Dh2,135) per person, per night. It is one of seven Wilderness Safari lodges in Namibia; www.wilderness-safaris.com.
Skeleton Coast Safaris’ four-day adventure involves joining a very small group in a private plane, flying to some of the remotest areas in the world, with each night spent at a different camp. It costs from US$8,335.30 (Dh30,611); www.skeletoncoastsafaris.com
Other acts on the Jazz Garden bill
Sharrie Williams
The American singer is hugely respected in blues circles due to her passionate vocals and songwriting. Born and raised in Michigan, Williams began recording and touring as a teenage gospel singer. Her career took off with the blues band The Wiseguys. Such was the acclaim of their live shows that they toured throughout Europe and in Africa. As a solo artist, Williams has also collaborated with the likes of the late Dizzy Gillespie, Van Morrison and Mavis Staples.
Lin Rountree
An accomplished smooth jazz artist who blends his chilled approach with R‘n’B. Trained at the Duke Ellington School of the Arts in Washington, DC, Rountree formed his own band in 2004. He has also recorded with the likes of Kem, Dwele and Conya Doss. He comes to Dubai on the back of his new single Pass The Groove, from his forthcoming 2018 album Stronger Still, which may follow his five previous solo albums in cracking the top 10 of the US jazz charts.
Anita Williams
Dubai-based singer Anita Williams will open the night with a set of covers and swing, jazz and blues standards that made her an in-demand singer across the emirate. The Irish singer has been performing in Dubai since 2008 at venues such as MusicHall and Voda Bar. Her Jazz Garden appearance is career highlight as she will use the event to perform the original song Big Blue Eyes, the single from her debut solo album, due for release soon.
West Indies v India - Third ODI
India 251-4 (50 overs)
Dhoni (78*), Rahane (72), Jadhav (40)
Cummins (2-56), Bishoo (1-38)
West Indies 158 (38.1 overs)
Mohammed (40), Powell (30), Hope (24)
Ashwin (3-28), Yadav (3-41), Pandya (2-32)
India won by 93 runs
Europe’s rearming plan
- Suspend strict budget rules to allow member countries to step up defence spending
- Create new "instrument" providing €150 billion of loans to member countries for defence investment
- Use the existing EU budget to direct more funds towards defence-related investment
- Engage the bloc's European Investment Bank to drop limits on lending to defence firms
- Create a savings and investments union to help companies access capital
FIXTURES
All times UAE ( 4 GMT)
Friday
Saint-Etienne v Montpellier (10.45pm)
Saturday
Monaco v Caen (7pm)
Amiens v Bordeaux (10pm)
Angers v Toulouse (10pm)
Metz v Dijon (10pm)
Nantes v Guingamp (10pm)
Rennes v Lille (10pm)
Sunday
Nice v Strasbourg (5pm)
Troyes v Lyon (7pm)
Marseille v Paris Saint-Germain (11pm)
Jeff Buckley: From Hallelujah To The Last Goodbye
By Dave Lory with Jim Irvin
MATCH INFO
New Zealand 176-8 (20 ovs)
England 155 (19.5 ovs)
New Zealand win by 21 runs
A State of Passion
Directors: Carol Mansour and Muna Khalidi
Stars: Dr Ghassan Abu-Sittah
Rating: 4/5
RESULTS
1.45pm: Maiden Dh75,000 1,400m
Winner: Dirilis Ertugrul, Fabrice Veron (jockey), Ismail Mohammed (trainer)
2.15pm: Handicap Dh90,000 1,400m
Winner: Kidd Malibu, Sandro Paiva, Musabah Al Muhairi
2.45pm: Maiden Dh75,000 1,000m
Winner: Raakezz, Tadhg O’Shea, Nicholas Bachalard
3.15pm: Handicap Dh105,000 1,200m
Winner: Au Couer, Sean Kirrane, Satish Seemar
3.45pm: Maiden Dh75,000 1,600m
Winner: Rayig, Pat Dobbs, Doug Watson
4.15pm: Handicap Dh105,000 1,600m
Winner: Chiefdom, Royston Ffrench, Salem bin Ghadayer
4.45pm: Handicap Dh80,000 1,800m
Winner: King’s Shadow, Richard Mullen, Satish Seemar
Get inspired
Here are a couple of Valentine’s Day food products that may or may not go the distance (but have got the internet talking anyway).
Sourdough sentiments: Marks & Spencer in the United Kingdom has introduced a slow-baked sourdough loaf dusted with flour to spell out I (heart) you, at £2 (Dh9.5). While it’s not available in the UAE, there’s nothing to stop you taking the idea and creating your own message of love, stencilled on breakfast-inbed toast.
Crisps playing cupid: Crisp company Tyrells has added a spicy addition to its range for Valentine’s Day. The brand describes the new honey and chilli flavour on Twitter as: “A tenderly bracing duo of the tantalising tingle of chilli with sweet and sticky honey. A helping hand to get your heart racing.” Again, not on sale here, but if you’re tempted you could certainly fashion your own flavour mix (spicy Cheetos and caramel popcorn, anyone?).
MATCH INFO
Syria v Australia
2018 World Cup qualifying: Asia fourth round play-off first leg
Venue: Hang Jebat Stadium (Malacca, Malayisa)
Kick-off: Thursday, 4.30pm (UAE)
Watch: beIN Sports HD
* Second leg in Australia scheduled for October 10
if you go
The flights
Fly direct to Kutaisi with Flydubai from Dh925 return, including taxes. The flight takes 3.5 hours. From there, Svaneti is a four-hour drive. The driving time from Tbilisi is eight hours.
The trip
The cost of the Svaneti trip is US$2,000 (Dh7,345) for 10 days, including food, guiding, accommodation and transfers from and to Tbilisi or Kutaisi. This summer the TCT is also offering a 5-day hike in Armenia for $1,200 (Dh4,407) per person. For further information, visit www.transcaucasiantrail.org/en/hike/
The specs: 2019 Mercedes-Benz GLE
Price, base / as tested Dh274,000 (estimate)
Engine 3.0-litre inline six-cylinder
Gearbox Nine-speed automatic
Power 245hp @ 4,200rpm
Torque 500Nm @ 1,600rpm
Fuel economy, combined 6.4L / 100km
Dhadak
Director: Shashank Khaitan
Starring: Janhvi Kapoor, Ishaan Khattar, Ashutosh Rana
Stars: 3
Our legal columnist
Name: Yousef Al Bahar
Advocate at Al Bahar & Associate Advocates and Legal Consultants, established in 1994
Education: Mr Al Bahar was born in 1979 and graduated in 2008 from the Judicial Institute. He took after his father, who was one of the first Emirati lawyers