The Jaguar XKR was the ideal car for my carefully planned, cross-continental marriage proposal mission. The sleek, powerful car provided a perfectly refined and suitably British chunk of GT magic with which to tackle the 1,600km hack from London to Barcelona, at the end of which I dropped to one knee as the sun went down in that glorious city and popped the question.
Of course, the XKR wasn't mine - as a motoring journalist, my finances barely stretch to a new bicycle, let alone a new supercar. I'd simply borrowed it for the occasion, and come the end of the loan period, with all the certainty of Cinderella vanishing at midnight, it was gone.
But months later, when it came to choosing the wedding car, and as my girlfriend Erica and I slipped deeper into the logistical nightmare that is wedding planning, it rapidly became clear that borrowing a car was more trouble than it was worth. So, reluctantly, I called a Siena firm and booked a nondescript Mercedes S-Class.
The only other car I had to source was a runaround for our week in Italy. Being driven by budget alone, in five minutes over the internet, I'd booked the smallest Eurobox the rental firm at the Pisa airport had. It would be ideal to use on the streets of Italian villages, and it was cheap.
But after landing in Pisa, something happened. The chap at the rental office, on learning we were in town to get hitched, couldn't be more helpful - the only thing Italians love more than a strong espresso is a wedding. He was so excited, in fact, he upgraded us.
We wondered what our new wheels would be, silently hoping for the luxury of an Opel Corsa or perhaps - dare we dream - a Fiat Punto, when our man came back beaming. "Cinquecento!" he said grandly, handing me a Fiat key. My Italian's not too good, but even I know that means 500, which meant we were about to drive away in 69hp's worth of motoring joy made in Turin.
The Fiat 500 is an Italian institution. First made in 1957, it did for small cars what the Vespa had done for scooters ten years earlier: bringing transport to the masses. Being just three metres long, and with only 13hp from the 479cc, twin-cylinder motor in its boot, those first 500s were neither big nor fast. But they were popular, and went on to become as synonymously Italian as pizza, breadsticks and bad driving.
These original 500s are still seen all over Italy today. Some are home to local wildlife in fields across the country, some backfire their way up and down mountain passes, while others have been lovingly restored and parade the catwalk thoroughfares of Rome and Milan. Either way, they're hard to miss.
Production of the original 500 lasted until 1975, remarkable for such a basic vehicle with anaemic power. Then Fiat, bolstered by the success of the retro-inspired Mini Cooper and Volkswagen's New Beetle, previewed a modern take of the 500 at the 2004 Geneva Motor Show. It was so well received that it went into production in 2007 almost unchanged.
Like the original, this latest 500 is tiny (though it is much bigger than the diminutive original). But the boot swallowed our luggage - even if the two bags did fill it - and when we hopped in we found enough room for two fully grown adults in the front.
Onto the autostrada and heading for Siena on a scorcher of an Italian summer's day, I discovered the tiny Fiat's ace card - it is perhaps the best vehicle in the world to drive with the windows down. Somehow, it creates a pocket of still air and you can comfortably cruise at 130kph, windows open, and still hear the radio. Although whether you want to hear Italian radio is another matter, as all the stations are either stuck in the 1980s or someone is arguing very loudly about football.
During this drive, Erica and I had a moment of clarity - the 500 would be our wedding car. It may have been prone to drifting in strong winds, and the accelerator pedal was little more than a volume control for the engine, but the tiny Fiat had charm, character, and was as Italian as a Ferrari at Monza. It would also save us the ?400 (Dh2,051) of hiring the faceless Merc.
And it got better, simply because our wedding ceremony was being held in Siena's town hall, which is not your average civic establishment. Instead, it is the centrepiece of one of the most stunning fourteenth-century squares anywhere in the world - the very same square that James Bond pops up in after the opening car chase in Quantum of Solace.
For obvious reasons of preservation, this historic location is kept traffic-free. But this being the land of love, special dispensation is afforded to anyone marrying in the town hall and wedding cars are allowed. After all, you can't have newlyweds catching the bus.
All of which meant, not only did the love of my life become my wife that day, and not only were we surrounded by our nearest and dearest in an unforgettable location, but when the time came to leave Siena for the reception in the countryside, I got to live out my own Italian Job fantasies (albeit not in a Mini Cooper), tearing through the majestic heart of an ancient Italian city and into the countryside.
First though, the wife had to get in, which proved somewhat difficult in a wedding dress, but with several helping hands folding up acres of frock into the footwell, we were off.
Winding out of Siena, the little Fiat was ideal as we dodged waving pedestrians, slack-jawed tourists taking photos, and flocks of pigeons through the cobbled streets, tooting the horn all the way as is the custom for newlyweds in Italy.
And once free of the city, there was a half-hour dash into the hills. Here the roads twisted and turned their sinuous way ever upwards and the 500 really came alive.
On roads this tight, the car's abject lack of power really didn't matter, while the short wheelbase made for hilariously fast steering. We eventually skidded to a halt outside the reception venue - an aged villa in the heart of a vineyard - grinning from ear to ear a full 20 minutes before the rest of the guests.
The XKR may have got the ball rolling, but it was the Fiat 500 which made the day.
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Groom and Two Brides
Director: Elie Semaan
Starring: Abdullah Boushehri, Laila Abdallah, Lulwa Almulla
Rating: 3/5
Abu Dhabi Sustainability Week
THE DETAILS
Solo: A Star Wars Story
Dir: Ron Howard
Starring: Alden Ehrenreich, Emilia Clarke, Woody Harrelson
3/5
Miss Granny
Director: Joyce Bernal
Starring: Sarah Geronimo, James Reid, Xian Lim, Nova Villa
3/5
(Tagalog with Eng/Ar subtitles)
When is VAR used?
• Goals
• Penalty decisions
• Direct red-card incidents
• Mistaken identity
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Thursday’s fixtures
6pm: Hyderabad Nawabs v Pakhtoon Warriors
10pm: Lahore Sikandars v Pakhtoon Blasters
Teams
Chennai Knights, Lahore Sikandars, Pakhtoon Blasters, Abu Dhabi Stars, Abu Dhabi Dragons, Pakhtoon Warriors and Hyderabad Nawabs.
Squad rules
All teams consist of 15-player squads that include those contracted in the diamond (3), platinum (2) and gold (2) categories, plus eight free to sign team members.
Tournament rules
The matches are of 25 over-a-side with an 8-over power play in which only two fielders allowed outside the 30-yard circle. Teams play in a single round robin league followed by the semi-finals and final. The league toppers will feature in the semi-final eliminator.
RESULTS
2pm: Maiden Dh 60,000 (Dirt) 1,400m. Winner: Masaali, Pat Dobbs (jockey), Doug Watson (trainer).
2.30pm: Handicap Dh 76,000 (D) 1,400m. Winner: Almoreb, Dane O’Neill, Ali Rashid Al Raihe.
3pm: Handicap Dh 64,000 (D) 1,200m. Winner: Imprison, Fabrice Veron, Rashed Bouresly.
3.30pm: Shadwell Farm Conditions Dh 100,000 (D) 1,000m. Winner: Raahy, Adrie de Vries, Jaber Ramadhan.
4pm: Maiden Dh 60,000 (D) 1,000m. Winner: Cross The Ocean, Richard Mullen, Satish Seemar.
4.30pm: Handicap 64,000 (D) 1,950m. Winner: Sa’Ada, Fernando Jara, Ahmad bin Harmash.
Abu Dhabi GP schedule
Friday: First practice - 1pm; Second practice - 5pm
Saturday: Final practice - 2pm; Qualifying - 5pm
Sunday: Etihad Airways Abu Dhabi Grand Prix (55 laps) - 5.10pm
The biog
Alwyn Stephen says much of his success is a result of taking an educated chance on business decisions.
His advice to anyone starting out in business is to have no fear as life is about taking on challenges.
“If you have the ambition and dream of something, follow that dream, be positive, determined and set goals.
"Nothing and no-one can stop you from succeeding with the right work application, and a little bit of luck along the way.”
Mr Stephen sells his luxury fragrances at selected perfumeries around the UAE, including the House of Niche Boutique in Al Seef.
He relaxes by spending time with his family at home, and enjoying his wife’s India cooking.
OIL PLEDGE
At the start of Russia's invasion, IEA member countries held 1.5 billion barrels in public reserves and about 575 million barrels under obligations with industry, according to the agency's website. The two collective actions of the IEA this year of 62.7 million barrels, which was agreed on March 1, and this week's 120 million barrels amount to 9 per cent of total emergency reserves, it added.
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THE LIGHT
Director: Tom Tykwer
Starring: Tala Al Deen, Nicolette Krebitz, Lars Eidinger
Rating: 3/5
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A Long Way Home by Peter Carey
Faber & Faber
Most sought after workplace benefits in the UAE
- Flexible work arrangements
- Pension support
- Mental well-being assistance
- Insurance coverage for optical, dental, alternative medicine, cancer screening
- Financial well-being incentives
The full list of 2020 Brit Award nominees (winners in bold):
British group
Coldplay
Foals
Bring me the Horizon
D-Block Europe
Bastille
British Female
Mabel
Freya Ridings
FKA Twigs
Charli xcx
Mahalia
British male
Harry Styles
Lewis Capaldi
Dave
Michael Kiwanuka
Stormzy
Best new artist
Aitch
Lewis Capaldi
Dave
Mabel
Sam Fender
Best song
Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber - I Don’t Care
Mabel - Don’t Call Me Up
Calvin Harrison and Rag’n’Bone Man - Giant
Dave - Location
Mark Ronson feat. Miley Cyrus - Nothing Breaks Like A Heart
AJ Tracey - Ladbroke Grove
Lewis Capaldi - Someone you Loved
Tom Walker - Just You and I
Sam Smith and Normani - Dancing with a Stranger
Stormzy - Vossi Bop
International female
Ariana Grande
Billie Eilish
Camila Cabello
Lana Del Rey
Lizzo
International male
Bruce Springsteen
Burna Boy
Tyler, The Creator
Dermot Kennedy
Post Malone
Best album
Stormzy - Heavy is the Head
Michael Kiwanuka - Kiwanuka
Lewis Capaldi - Divinely Uninspired to a Hellish Extent
Dave - Psychodrama
Harry Styles - Fine Line
Rising star
Celeste
Joy Crookes
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TERMINAL HIGH ALTITUDE AREA DEFENCE (THAAD)
What is THAAD?
It is considered to be the US's most superior missile defence system.
Production:
It was created in 2008.
Speed:
THAAD missiles can travel at over Mach 8, so fast that it is hypersonic.
Abilities:
THAAD is designed to take out ballistic missiles as they are on their downward trajectory towards their target, otherwise known as the "terminal phase".
Purpose:
To protect high-value strategic sites, such as airfields or population centres.
Range:
THAAD can target projectiles inside and outside the Earth's atmosphere, at an altitude of 150 kilometres above the Earth's surface.
Creators:
Lockheed Martin was originally granted the contract to develop the system in 1992. Defence company Raytheon sub-contracts to develop other major parts of the system, such as ground-based radar.
UAE and THAAD:
In 2011, the UAE became the first country outside of the US to buy two THAAD missile defence systems. It then stationed them in 2016, becoming the first Gulf country to do so.
APPLE IPAD MINI (A17 PRO)
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Price: From Dh2,099
Mountain Classification Tour de France after Stage 8 on Saturday:
- 1. Lilian Calmejane (France / Direct Energie) 11
- 2. Fabio Aru (Italy / Astana) 10
- 3. Daniel Martin (Ireland / Quick-Step) 8
- 4. Robert Gesink (Netherlands / LottoNL) 8
- 5. Warren Barguil (France / Sunweb) 7
- 6. Chris Froome (Britain / Team Sky) 6
- 7. Guillaume Martin (France / Wanty) 6
- 8. Jan Bakelants (Belgium / AG2R) 5
- 9. Serge Pauwels (Belgium / Dimension Data) 5
- 10. Richie Porte (Australia / BMC Racing) 4
The years Ramadan fell in May
Conflict, drought, famine
Estimates of the number of deaths caused by the famine range from 400,000 to 1 million, according to a document prepared for the UK House of Lords in 2024.
It has been claimed that the policies of the Ethiopian government, which took control after deposing Emperor Haile Selassie in a military-led revolution in 1974, contributed to the scale of the famine.
Dr Miriam Bradley, senior lecturer in humanitarian studies at the University of Manchester, has argued that, by the early 1980s, “several government policies combined to cause, rather than prevent, a famine which lasted from 1983 to 1985. Mengistu’s government imposed Stalinist-model agricultural policies involving forced collectivisation and villagisation [relocation of communities into planned villages].
The West became aware of the catastrophe through a series of BBC News reports by journalist Michael Buerk in October 1984 describing a “biblical famine” and containing graphic images of thousands of people, including children, facing starvation.
Band Aid
Bob Geldof, singer with the Irish rock group The Boomtown Rats, formed Band Aid in response to the horrific images shown in the news broadcasts.
With Midge Ure of the band Ultravox, he wrote the hit charity single Do They Know it’s Christmas in December 1984, featuring a string of high-profile musicians.
Following the single’s success, the idea to stage a rock concert evolved.
Live Aid was a series of simultaneous concerts that took place at Wembley Stadium in London, John F Kennedy Stadium in Philadelphia, the US, and at various other venues across the world.
The combined event was broadcast to an estimated worldwide audience of 1.5 billion.
MATCH INFO
Manchester United 2 (Heaton (og) 42', Lindelof 64')
Aston Villa 2 (Grealish 11', Mings 66')
Five personal finance podcasts from The National
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'Top Gun: Maverick'
Rating: 4/5
Directed by: Joseph Kosinski
Starring: Tom Cruise, Val Kilmer, Jennifer Connelly, Jon Hamm, Miles Teller, Glen Powell, Ed Harris
MATCH INFO
Uefa Champions League, last-16 second leg
Paris Saint-Germain (1) v Borussia Dortmund (2)
Kick-off: Midnight, Thursday, March 12
Stadium: Parc des Princes
Live: On beIN Sports HD
MATCH INFO
Euro 2020 qualifier
Ukraine 2 (Yaremchuk 06', Yarmolenko 27')
Portugal 1 (Ronaldo 72' pen)
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What are the main cyber security threats?
Cyber crime - This includes fraud, impersonation, scams and deepfake technology, tactics that are increasingly targeting infrastructure and exploiting human vulnerabilities.
Cyber terrorism - Social media platforms are used to spread radical ideologies, misinformation and disinformation, often with the aim of disrupting critical infrastructure such as power grids.
Cyber warfare - Shaped by geopolitical tension, hostile actors seek to infiltrate and compromise national infrastructure, using one country’s systems as a springboard to launch attacks on others.
The specs: 2018 Kia Picanto
Price: From Dh39,500
Engine: 1.2L inline four-cylinder
Transmission: Four-speed auto
Power: 86hp @ 6,000rpm
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Fuel economy, combined: 6.0L / 100km
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Xpanceo
Started: 2018
Founders: Roman Axelrod, Valentyn Volkov
Based: Dubai, UAE
Industry: Smart contact lenses, augmented/virtual reality
Funding: $40 million
Investor: Opportunity Venture (Asia)
Mercedes-AMG GT 63 S E Performance: the specs
Engine: 4.0-litre twin-turbo V8 plus rear-mounted electric motor
Power: 843hp at N/A rpm
Torque: 1470Nm N/A rpm
Transmission: 9-speed auto
Fuel consumption: 8.6L/100km
On sale: October to December
Price: From Dh875,000 (estimate)
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RedCrow Intelligence Company Profile
Started: 2016
Founders: Hussein Nasser Eddin, Laila Akel, Tayeb Akel
Based: Ramallah, Palestine
Sector: Technology, Security
# of staff: 13
Investment: $745,000
Investors: Palestine’s Ibtikar Fund, Abu Dhabi’s Gothams and angel investors
Polarised public
31% in UK say BBC is biased to left-wing views
19% in UK say BBC is biased to right-wing views
19% in UK say BBC is not biased at all
Source: YouGov