The Jaguar XJ Supercharged is competitively priced.
The Jaguar XJ Supercharged is competitively priced.
The Jaguar XJ Supercharged is competitively priced.
The Jaguar XJ Supercharged is competitively priced.

2011 Jaguar XJ L Supercharged


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What's the first thing that comes to mind when you think about Jaguar? Could it be the one redeeming feature from Dudley Moore's otherwise clunky comedy, Crazy People, about escapees from a mental institution who form their own advertising agency and whose delusion is that the world is ready for truth in advertising? Their take on Jaguar - a car for men who like, ahem, attention "from beautiful women they hardly know" - is probably closer to the truth than most of us would like to admit.

Jaguar has long traded on that sexy, feline nature. Indeed, former owners are prone to wistful and romantic reminisces, despite remembering the reasons they sold the car in the first place - the fact that, for example, it might have thrown transmission bits all over the front lawn. At least that's why I got rid of my Jaguar.

So, the news that the all-new-for-2011 Jaguar XJ is jam-packed with solid, logical features that will appeal to the engineer in all of us might come as a shock to some long-time fans. Indeed, climbing behind the wheel to be greeted by what is the world's first - or at least its most complete - digital instrument gauge set is not exactly in keeping with the hoary old-world, chrome-and-wood charm Jaguar traded on for so long.

But it is surely welcome. As is a host of many other high-tech features.

Of course, there's the now commonplace - on luxury cars at least - central infotainment computer. However, this one not only uses much more user-friendly touch-screen technology rather than a twiddly mouse, but the screen itself displays different images (for example, a digital readout of vehicle settings for the driver and, say, a movie for the passenger) simultaneously. It's also worth noting that the two rear screens (built into the back of the front seats' headrests) can have different inputs. So, if the toddlers can't agree on which movie to watch, it's not imperative - at least from a technological point of view - that they share.

All this talk of digitisation doesn't mean that Jaguar has forgotten how to reward the senses. The Bowers & Wilkin audio system, for instance, is pure ecstasy to eardrums. Jaguar has stuffed 20 speakers (a record for a production car as far as I know) into the cabin and then excited their precious little permamagnets with no less than 1,200 watts of bass-booming amplification. I'm not sure if I am ready to state that it's better than the Bang & Olufsen systems Audi offers when it comes to DVD output, but I can tell you that there is no better automotive stereo system at radio reproduction, the Bowers & Wilkins system proving as clear and sharp on an FM station as most audio system playing a CD. It really is incredible.

And that TFT screen that is the gauge set is a marvel to watch. As both the tachometer and speedometer needles swing around, their numbers simultaneously illuminate. There are little histographs to explain hidden functions and, my favourite touch: the speedo and the tach can get into role reversal games where the tachometer can switch places with the speedometer when the car is set to sport mode. Hey, it gets me hot and heavy.

So, too, does the rest of the Jaguar. Of course, the leather is supple beyond belief; it's a Jaguar after all. The big 5.0L V8 engine makes all manner of feline noises as well, its supercharger ever so subtly announcing its presence while its 470hp ensures that the telephone poles fly by not-nearly-as-subtly.

And the exterior shape is just as sensuous as Jaguars of yore, though thoroughly more modern. I actually prefer the proportions of the longer-wheelbase "L" version, not something that could be said of previous XJs. And, if you don't like designer Ian Callum's one stylistic oddity - those pronounced piano-black C-pillars - well, just order the entire car in black like my tester and nobody will notice.

There are also some surprises, like the rear seat legroom, which is gargantuan in the larger L version. And the handling of the standard version - even the Supercharged version runs on standard springs and dampers - makes one wonder how an "R" version can be expected to improve things. As it is, this is the first big luxury saloon to give BMW's 7 Series a run for its money in the corner carving sweepstakes.

On the money front, Jaguar's pricing is more than competitive. Even top-of-the-line premium models like the long-wheelbase Supercharged version are amazingly well equipped and start at barely more than a baby S-Class Benz. Jaguar is back, as sexy as ever, only this time she's not nearly so difficult to get along with.

RESULT

Australia 3 (0) Honduras 1 (0)
Australia: Jedinak (53', 72' pen, 85' pen)
Honduras: Elis (90 4)

Wicked: For Good

Director: Jon M Chu

Starring: Ariana Grande, Cynthia Erivo, Jonathan Bailey, Jeff Goldblum, Michelle Yeoh, Ethan Slater

Rating: 4/5

Various Artists 
Habibi Funk: An Eclectic Selection Of Music From The Arab World (Habibi Funk)
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Generational responses to the pandemic

Devesh Mamtani from Century Financial believes the cash-hoarding tendency of each generation is influenced by what stage of the employment cycle they are in. He offers the following insights:

Baby boomers (those born before 1964): Owing to market uncertainty and the need to survive amid competition, many in this generation are looking for options to hoard more cash and increase their overall savings/investments towards risk-free assets.

Generation X (born between 1965 and 1980): Gen X is currently in its prime working years. With their personal and family finances taking a hit, Generation X is looking at multiple options, including taking out short-term loan facilities with competitive interest rates instead of dipping into their savings account.

Millennials (born between 1981 and 1996): This market situation is giving them a valuable lesson about investing early. Many millennials who had previously not saved or invested are looking to start doing so now.

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6.30pm: Maiden (TB) Dh 82,500 (Dirt) 1.600m

7.05pm: Maiden (TB) Dh 82,500 (D) 2,000m

7.50pm: Handicap (TB) Dh 82,500 (D) 1,600m

8.15pm: The Garhoud Sprint Listed (TB) Dh 132,500 (D) 1,200m

8.50pm: The Entisar Listed (TB) Dh 132,500 (D) 2,000m

9.25pm: Conditions (TB) Dh 120,000 (D) 1,400m

UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
Ferrari 12Cilindri specs

Engine: naturally aspirated 6.5-liter V12

Power: 819hp

Torque: 678Nm at 7,250rpm

Price: From Dh1,700,000

Available: Now

Groom and Two Brides

Director: Elie Semaan

Starring: Abdullah Boushehri, Laila Abdallah, Lulwa Almulla

Rating: 3/5

MATCH INFO

Uefa Champions League last-16, second leg:

Real Madrid 1 (Asensio 70'), Ajax 4 (Ziyech 7', Neres 18', Tadic 62', Schone 72')

Ajax win 5-3 on aggregate

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The rules on fostering in the UAE

A foster couple or family must:

  • be Muslim, Emirati and be residing in the UAE
  • not be younger than 25 years old
  • not have been convicted of offences or crimes involving moral turpitude
  • be free of infectious diseases or psychological and mental disorders
  • have the ability to support its members and the foster child financially
  • undertake to treat and raise the child in a proper manner and take care of his or her health and well-being
  • A single, divorced or widowed Muslim Emirati female, residing in the UAE may apply to foster a child if she is at least 30 years old and able to support the child financially
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
Apple product price list

iPad Pro

11" - $799 (64GB)
12.9" - $999 (64GB)

MacBook Air 

$1,199

Mac Mini

$799

'C'mon C'mon'

Director:Mike Mills

Stars:Joaquin Phoenix, Gaby Hoffmann, Woody Norman

Rating: 4/5

Specs

Engine: Duel electric motors
Power: 659hp
Torque: 1075Nm
On sale: Available for pre-order now
Price: On request

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AUSTRALIA SQUAD

Aaron Finch, Matt Renshaw, Brendan Doggett, Michael Neser, Usman Khawaja, Shaun Marsh, Mitchell Marsh, Tim Paine (captain), Travis Head, Marnus Labuschagne, Nathan Lyon, Jon Holland, Ashton Agar, Mitchell Starc, Peter Siddle

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The BIO:

He became the first Emirati to climb Mount Everest in 2011, from the south section in Nepal

He ascended Mount Everest the next year from the more treacherous north Tibetan side

By 2015, he had completed the Explorers Grand Slam

Last year, he conquered K2, the world’s second-highest mountain located on the Pakistan-Chinese border

He carries dried camel meat, dried dates and a wheat mixture for the final summit push

His new goal is to climb 14 peaks that are more than 8,000 metres above sea level

Pharaoh's curse

British aristocrat Lord Carnarvon, who funded the expedition to find the Tutankhamun tomb, died in a Cairo hotel four months after the crypt was opened.
He had been in poor health for many years after a car crash, and a mosquito bite made worse by a shaving cut led to blood poisoning and pneumonia.
Reports at the time said Lord Carnarvon suffered from “pain as the inflammation affected the nasal passages and eyes”.
Decades later, scientists contended he had died of aspergillosis after inhaling spores of the fungus aspergillus in the tomb, which can lie dormant for months. The fact several others who entered were also found dead withiin a short time led to the myth of the curse.

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Match info

Costa Rica 0

Serbia 1
Kolarov (56')

MATCH INFO

Uefa Champions League quarter-final, second leg (first-leg score):

Manchester City (0) v Tottenham Hotspur (1), Wednesday, 11pm UAE

Match is on BeIN Sports

Dubai World Cup nominations

UAE: Thunder Snow/Saeed bin Suroor (trainer), North America/Satish Seemar, Drafted/Doug Watson, New Trails/Ahmad bin Harmash, Capezzano, Gronkowski, Axelrod, all trained by Salem bin Ghadayer

USA: Seeking The Soul/Dallas Stewart, Imperial Hunt/Luis Carvajal Jr, Audible/Todd Pletcher, Roy H/Peter Miller, Yoshida/William Mott, Promises Fulfilled/Dale Romans, Gunnevera/Antonio Sano, XY Jet/Jorge Navarro, Pavel/Doug O’Neill, Switzerland/Steve Asmussen.

Japan: Matera Sky/Hideyuki Mori, KT Brace/Haruki Sugiyama. Bahrain: Nine Below Zero/Fawzi Nass. Ireland: Tato Key/David Marnane. Hong Kong: Fight Hero/Me Tsui. South Korea: Dolkong/Simon Foster.

Match info

Liverpool 3
Hoedt (10' og), Matip (21'), Salah (45 3')

Southampton 0

Dubai World Cup draw

1. Gunnevera

2. Capezzano

3. North America

4. Audible

5. Seeking The Soul

6. Pavel

7. Gronkowski

8. Axelrod

9. New Trails

10. Yoshida

11. K T Brave

12. Thunder Snow

13. Dolkong 

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MATCH RESULT

Al Jazira 3 Persepolis 2
Jazira:
Mabkhout (52'), Romarinho (77'), Al Hammadi (90' 6)
Persepolis: Alipour (42'), Mensha (84')

Living in...

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A State of Passion

Directors: Carol Mansour and Muna Khalidi

Stars: Dr Ghassan Abu-Sittah

Rating: 4/5

The biog

Occupation: Key marker and auto electrician

Hometown: Ghazala, Syria

Date of arrival in Abu Dhabi: May 15, 1978

Family: 11 siblings, a wife, three sons and one daughter

Favourite place in UAE: Abu Dhabi

Favourite hobby: I like to do a mix of things, like listening to poetry for example.

Favourite Syrian artist: Sabah Fakhri, a tenor from Aleppo

Favourite food: fresh fish