Ever since Netflix's hit reality show Indian Matchmaking began streaming in 2020, Sima Taparia — or, as she prefers to call herself, "Sima from Mumbai" — has become something of a household name.
Known for her meme-worthy and close-to-the-bone opinions on what it takes to find the right life partner — "Marriages nowadays are like biscuits, they keep breaking“ — Taparia is no doubt the breakout star of the show, which is about India's flourishing arranged marriage system.
And despite being unable to secure successful matches for any of the candidates featured in the show's first season, Taparia, who is lovingly called Sima aunty by her clients, is back for season two, which began streaming last week.
Armed with an even more extensive docket of candidates and featuring some fresh faces as well as a few cast members from the previous season still looking for their partners, Taparia is again front and centre in season two of Indian Matchmaking, albeit with an evidently higher wardrobe budget.
Here are some of her most interesting takes:
Warning: spoilers for season two ahead.
'Compromise, compromise'
One overriding principle in Sima aunty's method, and possibly her way to guarantee success, is compromise. Once her clients have given her their checklists of what they're looking for in a partner, she tells them they should be happy to settle for less.
"You have a long list, sorry to say," she tells one client, Viral, who looks clearly taken aback. "[If] you can dilute your criteria by 60 to 70 per cent, that will be good. It's not realistic that you must get all the things."
'First is marriage, then love'
Everything gets "adjusted" after marriage, according to Sima aunty. And that is the beauty of arranged marriages. "You have to adjust a little, then life becomes beautiful and smooth," she tells the camera at the beginning of season two. "That's my advice to all youngsters."
She then sets the scene for what's to come.
"No matter how many successful matches I make, matchmaking is a job that will never be finished," she says.
'You have to put in the effort. The rest is up to destiny'
Meeting new client Akshay, who's unable to find a partner willing to move with him to his chicken factory in Nashik, about three hours from Mumbai, Sima aunty advises him to put in the work.
Then, a few seconds later, she contradicts herself.
"Even if he was Nick Jonas, I do not think Priyanka would shift to his chicken factory," she tells the camera without a hint of irony.
There's certainly effort involved, but it takes time, too, and the rest is fate. While season one ended without any successful matches, season two opens with a wedding, for a match arranged by Taparia.
"We have shown this is the process of matchmaking," she said, speaking to today.com ahead of season two's premiere about how season one was filmed over five months. "In real life, I work for two years for one client and still they’re not getting married. Why? Everything is destiny. How can I expect in five months you want a success story in season one? How can we expect that? Netflix has shown what is Indian matchmaking, that's all."
'Ask "yes" or "no" and finish the topic'
Sima aunty is no fan of waiting around or being coy. While chastising client Nadia, a fan-favourite from season one, who's hit it off with one of her matches, Shekhar, but is unable to commit, she urges her to move things along.
"Talking and hanging for months and months, there is no point. Both of you are wasting your time," she tells her.
...and that other Priyanka Chopra-Nick Jonas comment
Now armed with a clear understanding of meme-worthy comments, Sima aunty makes a Priyanka Chopra-Nick Jonas dig that is probably one of the show's most controversial moments.
After discovering that Nadia had been non-committal about her growing relationship with Shekhar because she's attracted to a man seven years younger, she warns her it's not going end well.
"Maturity is very important. You are much more mature than him," Sima aunty tells Nadia. "I think two to three years is OK, but seven years is a lot."
When Nadia points out to her that Chopra is 10 years older than Jonas, Sima aunty waves her off.
"I don't feel it's a good match, sorry to tell that. He looks so small and petite in front of her and she looks elder," Sima Aunty says.
Nadia, however, follows her heart eventually, and makes a potentially disastrous decision later in the show.
Indian Matchmaking season two is now streaming on Netflix
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Estimates of the number of deaths caused by the famine range from 400,000 to 1 million, according to a document prepared for the UK House of Lords in 2024.
It has been claimed that the policies of the Ethiopian government, which took control after deposing Emperor Haile Selassie in a military-led revolution in 1974, contributed to the scale of the famine.
Dr Miriam Bradley, senior lecturer in humanitarian studies at the University of Manchester, has argued that, by the early 1980s, “several government policies combined to cause, rather than prevent, a famine which lasted from 1983 to 1985. Mengistu’s government imposed Stalinist-model agricultural policies involving forced collectivisation and villagisation [relocation of communities into planned villages].
The West became aware of the catastrophe through a series of BBC News reports by journalist Michael Buerk in October 1984 describing a “biblical famine” and containing graphic images of thousands of people, including children, facing starvation.
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Bob Geldof, singer with the Irish rock group The Boomtown Rats, formed Band Aid in response to the horrific images shown in the news broadcasts.
With Midge Ure of the band Ultravox, he wrote the hit charity single Do They Know it’s Christmas in December 1984, featuring a string of high-profile musicians.
Following the single’s success, the idea to stage a rock concert evolved.
Live Aid was a series of simultaneous concerts that took place at Wembley Stadium in London, John F Kennedy Stadium in Philadelphia, the US, and at various other venues across the world.
The combined event was broadcast to an estimated worldwide audience of 1.5 billion.
Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
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Pay varies significantly depending on the school, its rating and the curriculum. Here's a rough guide as of January 2021:
- top end schools tend to pay Dh16,000-17,000 a month - plus a monthly housing allowance of up to Dh6,000. These tend to be British curriculum schools rated 'outstanding' or 'very good', followed by American schools
- average salary across curriculums and skill levels is about Dh10,000, recruiters say
- it is becoming more common for schools to provide accommodation, sometimes in an apartment block with other teachers, rather than hand teachers a cash housing allowance
- some strong performing schools have cut back on salaries since the pandemic began, sometimes offering Dh16,000 including the housing allowance, which reflects the slump in rental costs, and sheer demand for jobs
- maths and science teachers are most in demand and some schools will pay up to Dh3,000 more than other teachers in recognition of their technical skills
- at the other end of the market, teachers in some Indian schools, where fees are lower and competition among applicants is intense, can be paid as low as Dh3,000 per month
- in Indian schools, it has also become common for teachers to share residential accommodation, living in a block with colleagues
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Terror attacks in Paris, November 13, 2015
- At 9.16pm, three suicide attackers killed one person outside the Atade de France during a foootball match between France and Germany
- At 9.25pm, three attackers opened fire on restaurants and cafes over 20 minutes, killing 39 people
- Shortly after 9.40pm, three other attackers launched a three-hour raid on the Bataclan, in which 1,500 people had gathered to watch a rock concert. In total, 90 people were killed
- Salah Abdeslam, the only survivor of the terrorists, did not directly participate in the attacks, thought to be due to a technical glitch in his suicide vest
- He fled to Belgium and was involved in attacks on Brussels in March 2016. He is serving a life sentence in France
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Yadoo’s House Restaurant & Cafe
For the karak and Yoodo's house platter with includes eggs, balaleet, khamir and chebab bread.
Golden Dallah
For the cappuccino, luqaimat and aseeda.
Al Mrzab Restaurant
For the shrimp murabian and Kuwaiti options including Kuwaiti machboos with kebab and spicy sauce.
Al Derwaza
For the fish hubul, regag bread, biryani and special seafood soup.
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Timeline
2012-2015
The company offers payments/bribes to win key contracts in the Middle East
May 2017
The UK SFO officially opens investigation into Petrofac’s use of agents, corruption, and potential bribery to secure contracts
September 2021
Petrofac pleads guilty to seven counts of failing to prevent bribery under the UK Bribery Act
October 2021
Court fines Petrofac £77 million for bribery. Former executive receives a two-year suspended sentence
December 2024
Petrofac enters into comprehensive restructuring to strengthen the financial position of the group
May 2025
The High Court of England and Wales approves the company’s restructuring plan
July 2025
The Court of Appeal issues a judgment challenging parts of the restructuring plan
August 2025
Petrofac issues a business update to execute the restructuring and confirms it will appeal the Court of Appeal decision
October 2025
Petrofac loses a major TenneT offshore wind contract worth €13 billion. Holding company files for administration in the UK. Petrofac delisted from the London Stock Exchange
November 2025
180 Petrofac employees laid off in the UAE
World Cricket League Division 2
In Windhoek, Namibia - Top two teams qualify for the World Cup Qualifier in Zimbabwe, which starts on March 4.
UAE fixtures
Thursday February 8, v Kenya; Friday February 9, v Canada; Sunday February 11, v Nepal; Monday February 12, v Oman; Wednesday February 14, v Namibia; Thursday February 15, final
