Upon opening my inbox I see an email urging me to celebrate the "history-making" 10-year anniversary of Keeping up with the Kardashians – it is enough to bring on an uncontrollable urge to gag.
I do a double-take and scan the text again. Has it actually been a decade? Have the world’s reality-television watchers remained hooked on the frivolous lives of this notorious family for 10 years, really?
I soon discover that yes, the first episode of Keeping up with The Kardashians aired on October 14, 2007.
It’s difficult to remember life before this much-talked about reality show that shot to international fame and created poster girls out of the five sisters featured – Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall and Kylie.
From the family’s celebratory occasions to its tragedies, everything has been dramatically publicised, and viewers – and social media followers – are made to feel very much like a part of the family.
Some of those hooked on the lives of the Kardashians keep their fandom to themselves, much like a dirty secret, afraid of being shamed for wasting time on what many like me deem the ultimate in trash television.
Others explain their actions, describing the show as “easy-watching”, something to be watched when they feel a need to switch off from the reality of their own lives.
Actress Jennifer Lawrence even reportedly binge-watched the show during breaks while filming her psychological-horror film, Mother.
Now, as the world speculates about 20-year-old Kylie’s pregnancy to her boyfriend of five months, Travis Scott, my social media is righteously awash with anger and fury over the fact that this young woman’s allegedly-leaked pregnancy is overshadowing real-world events – like the dire situation in Rohingya, or the mass shooting incident in Las Vegas.
But I have to ask myself, are journalists partly to blame? Over the past 10 years, news outlets have been quick to jump onto stories about Kim K's wedding and subsequent divorce from basketball player Kris Humphries, Rob Kardashian's battle with weight-loss and Bruce Jenner's transformation. And, many of the fashion pages are often littered with stories about Kendall walking the runway for luxury labels like Chanel, Fendi and Balmain, although I have yet to figure out what makes her any more important than other models, besides the fact she grew up with a trio of Kardashians for sisters. Furthermore, despite reports in Teen Vogue and Business Insider of her cosmetics packages arriving to customers' doors either empty or filled with live ants, writers and beauty bloggers on social media continue to applaud Kylie's purported entrepreneurial vision and business acumen.
Everything gets sugar-coated when it comes to this family. And the world, time and time again, falls into the trap, making idols out of these overprivileged and undeserving women.
Far too often, news of Kim's supposedly "down-to-earth" parenting strategies and Khloe's apparently empowering body transformation reach my uninterested ears.
And despite their on-screen lifestyles showing stark contrasts to traditional Muslim cultures, there is a shocking Kardashian fan community within the UAE.
During visits by family members to Dubai – and there have been a few in the past year – mobs have quickly formed within shopping malls, and fans hoping to emulate Kim's appearance have paid upwards of Dh6,000 just for a VIP spot at her make-up masterclass with Mario Dedivanovic, which took place this January.
It’s time we all woke up to what’s really important and start ignoring – if not boycotting, any (non)news concerning the Kardashians. It’s 10 years too late, but better late than never.
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WEST ASIA RUGBY 2017/18 SEASON ROLL OF HONOUR
Western Clubs Champions League
Winners: Abu Dhabi Harlequins
Runners up: Bahrain
Dubai Rugby Sevens
Winners: Dubai Exiles
Runners up: Jebel Ali Dragons
West Asia Premiership
Winners: Jebel Ali Dragons
Runners up: Abu Dhabi Harlequins
UAE Premiership Cup
Winners: Abu Dhabi Harlequins
Runners up: Dubai Exiles
UAE Premiership
Winners: Dubai Exiles
Runners up: Abu Dhabi Harlequins
Farage on Muslim Brotherhood
Nigel Farage told Reform's annual conference that the party will proscribe the Muslim Brotherhood if he becomes Prime Minister.
"We will stop dangerous organisations with links to terrorism operating in our country," he said. "Quite why we've been so gutless about this – both Labour and Conservative – I don't know.
“All across the Middle East, countries have banned and proscribed the Muslim Brotherhood as a dangerous organisation. We will do the very same.”
It is 10 years since a ground-breaking report into the Muslim Brotherhood by Sir John Jenkins.
Among the former diplomat's findings was an assessment that “the use of extreme violence in the pursuit of the perfect Islamic society” has “never been institutionally disowned” by the movement.
The prime minister at the time, David Cameron, who commissioned the report, said membership or association with the Muslim Brotherhood was a "possible indicator of extremism" but it would not be banned.
2025 Fifa Club World Cup groups
Group A: Palmeiras, Porto, Al Ahly, Inter Miami.
Group B: Paris Saint-Germain, Atletico Madrid, Botafogo, Seattle.
Group C: Bayern Munich, Auckland City, Boca Juniors, Benfica.
Group D: Flamengo, ES Tunis, Chelsea, Leon.
Group E: River Plate, Urawa, Monterrey, Inter Milan.
Group F: Fluminense, Borussia Dortmund, Ulsan, Mamelodi Sundowns.
Group G: Manchester City, Wydad, Al Ain, Juventus.
Group H: Real Madrid, Al Hilal, Pachuca, Salzburg.
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Joker: Folie a Deux
Starring: Joaquin Phoenix, Lady Gaga, Brendan Gleeson
Director: Todd Phillips
Rating: 2/5
Also on December 7 to 9, the third edition of the Gulf Car Festival (www.gulfcarfestival.com) will take over Dubai Festival City Mall, a new venue for the event. Last year's festival brought together about 900 cars worth more than Dh300 million from across the Emirates and wider Gulf region – and that first figure is set to swell by several hundred this time around, with between 1,000 and 1,200 cars expected. The first day is themed around American muscle; the second centres on supercars, exotics, European cars and classics; and the final day will major in JDM (Japanese domestic market) cars, tuned vehicles and trucks. Individuals and car clubs can register their vehicles, although the festival isn’t all static displays, with stunt drifting, a rev battle, car pulls and a burnout competition.
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Fights start from 6pm Friday, January 31
Catchweight 82kg
Piotr Kuberski (POL) v Ahmed Saeb (IRQ)
Women’s bantamweight
Cornelia Holm (SWE) v Corinne Laframboise (CAN)
Welterweight
Omar Hussein (JOR) v Vitalii Stoian (UKR)
Welterweight
Josh Togo (LEB) v Ali Dyusenov (UZB)
Flyweight
Isaac Pimentel (BRA) v Delfin Nawen (PHI)
Catchweight 80kg
Seb Eubank (GBR) v Mohamed El Mokadem (EGY)
Lightweight
Mohammad Yahya (UAE) v Ramadan Noaman (EGY)
Lightweight
Alan Omer (GER) v Reydon Romero (PHI)
Welterweight
Ahmed Labban (LEB) v Juho Valamaa (FIN)
Featherweight
Elias Boudegzdame (ALG) v Austin Arnett (USA)
Super heavyweight
Roman Wehbe (LEB) v Maciej Sosnowski (POL)
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Our Time Has Come
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GAC GS8 Specs
Engine: 2.0-litre 4cyl turbo
Power: 248hp at 5,200rpm
Torque: 400Nm at 1,750-4,000rpm
Transmission: 8-speed auto
Fuel consumption: 9.1L/100km
On sale: Now
Price: From Dh149,900
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How being social media savvy can improve your well being
Next time when procastinating online remember that you can save thousands on paying for a personal trainer and a gym membership simply by watching YouTube videos and keeping up with the latest health tips and trends.
As social media apps are becoming more and more consumed by health experts and nutritionists who are using it to awareness and encourage patients to engage in physical activity.
Elizabeth Watson, a personal trainer from Stay Fit gym in Abu Dhabi suggests that “individuals can use social media as a means of keeping fit, there are a lot of great exercises you can do and train from experts at home just by watching videos on YouTube”.
Norlyn Torrena, a clinical nutritionist from Burjeel Hospital advises her clients to be more technologically active “most of my clients are so engaged with their phones that I advise them to download applications that offer health related services”.
Torrena said that “most people believe that dieting and keeping fit is boring”.
However, by using social media apps keeping fit means that people are “modern and are kept up to date with the latest heath tips and trends”.
“It can be a guide to a healthy lifestyle and exercise if used in the correct way, so I really encourage my clients to download health applications” said Mrs Torrena.
People can also connect with each other and exchange “tips and notes, it’s extremely healthy and fun”.
'Brazen'
Director: Monika Mitchell
Starring: Alyssa Milano, Sam Page, Colleen Wheeler
Rating: 3/5
Top 10 in the F1 drivers' standings
1. Sebastian Vettel, Ferrari 202 points
2. Lewis Hamilton, Mercedes-GP 188
3. Valtteri Bottas, Mercedes-GP 169
4. Daniel Ricciardo, Red Bull Racing 117
5. Kimi Raikkonen, Ferrari 116
6. Max Verstappen, Red Bull Racing 67
7. Sergio Perez, Force India 56
8. Esteban Ocon, Force India 45
9. Carlos Sainz Jr, Toro Rosso 35
10. Nico Hulkenberg, Renault 26