Cometh January, cometh the gym membership as people the world over resolve to pound away the kilos on the treadmill, only to burn out a few weeks or months down the line.
What if I were to say that going soft on exercise is a good idea? Going soft doesn't mean wafting around the gym exercising the jaw with idle chitchat rather than focusing on the job at hand. Soft exercising describes a tradition of eastern-influenced exercises that offer more than just fat burning as a benefit. And given that January is a stressful month for many, what with all the credit card bills coming in, it could be just the thing you are looking for.
In the West, many people have the notion that exercise is associated with panting, sweating, strain or injury, whereas in the East, exercise has traditionally been regarded as something one does for therapeutic purposes. It still plays a key role in most of the traditional healing systems.
We have all heard of yoga, the ultimate eastern import - celebrities such as Madonna have made sure of that. A quick Google search for yoga classes in the UAE gave me a list as long as my ashtanga-honed arm.
Jonathan Satin, the manager of Triyoga in London, gives classes in which gym bunnies will commonly find themselves doing the downward dog next to the likes of Gwyneth Paltrow. According to Satin, in the US the yoga market is increasing by 25 per cent year on year. That's a lot of Lycra.
Behind the media hype of these ancient traditions lies scientific reasoning. The body's vital functions are controlled by the autonomic nervous system, which has two branches: the parasympathetic branch and the sympathetic branch.
Also known as the action circuit responsible for the fight and flight response, the sympathetic nervous system is switched on by physical exertion, intense activity, hard work, excitement, sensory stimulation or emotional turmoil.
So while you are stepping on your StairMaster to the beat of Beyoncé's latest and taking in CNN at the same time, your body's entire supply of nervous energy is consumed in an active response, often burning up energy faster than it can be produced. The result of such neuro-active depletion over time can be a state of nervous exhaustion, feeling "burnt out".
The parasympathetic branch works in the background, managing the body's various internal systems. There is no magic switch between the two. Eastern traditions use deep, slow diaphragmatic breathing during exercise to let the body drop into this modality. During a yoga class, as your body shifts, the autonomic nervous system encourages the function of all the major organs by keeping the nerve and energy channels open, activating and stimulating lymph drainage, maintaining the flow of body fluids and toning the tissues.
It explains the phenomenon of the "yoga high", a lightness of being that extends to all contours and cavities of the body, despite the sweat of a full hour's exercise.
However, if it is more toning of the biceps you are looking for than toning of the tissues, you are out of luck. The fundamental difference between yoga or other soft exercises such as Qigong (pronounced chee gong) and regular gym workouts is that the latter are designed to develop muscle, producing larger quantities of lactic acid in the muscle fibres and causing fatigue.
During a yoga practice, the production of lactic acid slowly reduces, and whatever is produced is neutralised by the increased oxygen that is taken in during the accompanying breathing. In other words, don't expect to get buff or bulk up through yoga alone. Some of the most advanced yogis I met during my training in India looked like human noodles.
In my humble opinion, the answer to the fitness conundrum is a blend of East and West. It matters not that Eastern traditions such as yoga and Qigong were developed thousands of years ago. If you look at the underlying science, they seem more relevant than ever.
Combine them with workouts where you truly "feel the burn" and many a bulging body and burnt-out mind will come into line, sharpish.
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The Nobel Prize was created by wealthy Swedish chemist and entrepreneur Alfred Nobel.
- In his will he dictated that the bulk of his estate should be used to fund "prizes to those who, during the preceding year, have conferred the greatest benefit to humankind".
- Nobel is best known as the inventor of dynamite, but also wrote poetry and drama and could speak Russian, French, English and German by the age of 17. The five original prize categories reflect the interests closest to his heart.
- Nobel died in 1896 but it took until 1901, following a legal battle over his will, before the first prizes were awarded.
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Omar Yabroudi's factfile
Born: October 20, 1989, Sharjah
Education: Bachelor of Science and Football, Liverpool John Moores University
2010: Accrington Stanley FC, internship
2010-2012: Crystal Palace, performance analyst with U-18 academy
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2015-2017: Nottingham Forest, head of recruitment
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2012-2015
The company offers payments/bribes to win key contracts in the Middle East
May 2017
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September 2021
Petrofac pleads guilty to seven counts of failing to prevent bribery under the UK Bribery Act
October 2021
Court fines Petrofac £77 million for bribery. Former executive receives a two-year suspended sentence
December 2024
Petrofac enters into comprehensive restructuring to strengthen the financial position of the group
May 2025
The High Court of England and Wales approves the company’s restructuring plan
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The Court of Appeal issues a judgment challenging parts of the restructuring plan
August 2025
Petrofac issues a business update to execute the restructuring and confirms it will appeal the Court of Appeal decision
October 2025
Petrofac loses a major TenneT offshore wind contract worth €13 billion. Holding company files for administration in the UK. Petrofac delisted from the London Stock Exchange
November 2025
180 Petrofac employees laid off in the UAE
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