On Wednesday, March 31, 2004, The New York Times reported that Google was planning to launch its new email service the following morning – April Fool's Day.
By then, the California-based company had already emerged as the biggest internet search engine and wanted to complement this by offering email, something which, at the time, was dominated by the likes of MSN Hotmail and Yahoo Mail.
Sure enough, April 1 rolled around and Google did indeed officially announce Gmail through a press release, which was suspiciously worded like a prank.
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Twenty years later, Gmail is the most popular email service provider with an estimated 1.8 billion users – about 22 per cent of the world – as of 2023, data from industry tracker DemandSage shows. The Alphabet-owned company has used a combination of cool marketing, user-centricity and, of course, the power of its reach in cyberspace.
Also, while how you use Gmail has changed along the years, so has how Gmail uses you and your private information. Enhanced by the advent of generative AI, Gmail would be able analyse data from the content of your emails to deliver more targeted marketing campaigns to your inbox and with more conversational and relatable language, given what you have shared before.
Wayne Kurtzman, research vice resident at the International Data Corporation, says Google has long relied on increasing adoption through a free level of product.
The tech giant “was early to design products with clean, effective interfaces that were intuitive”, Mr Kurtzman tells The National.
“In a time where computer use was complex to many, Google delivered products that just worked. Their advantage was adding features just before they became a mainstream requirement.”
The 'prank' does the trick
In 1997, one year before Google was formed and seven years before Gmail was launched, Hotmail was acquired by Microsoft and was the premiere email service, with nearly 16.4 million users, according to industry data estimates.
America Online Mail was second with about 11.6 million, while Yahoo Mail, introduced in October of that year, had 3.47 million.
Their rankings would stay the same until 2001, only that Hotmail ballooned its lead further. QQ Mail from Tencent, a company that may seem to only ring a bell in the modern era, already existed in 1999.
By 2002, Yahoo Mail quickly racked up almost 390 million users, overtaking Hotmail, which stagnated at 134 million.
Then, Gmail entered the scene on April Fool's Day 2004. Already widely used within Google before its debut, it was initially released to beta testers and, subsequently, to others through an invitation-only scheme (I got invited in May 2005).
With a modest user base of more than 5.1 million, Gmail ended as the eighth most-used email service at the end of 2004. Google then decided to spread the email love on Valentine's Day of 2007 when it made Gmail open to the public, meaning no more invites were needed to sign up.
It mostly flew under the radar until it ascended to fourth spot in 2010, with user numbers surging to more than 207.5 million.
Google would finally claim the email crown in 2012 with more than 502 million users; through the years, both Yahoo Mail and Hotmail, which would later be folded into Microsoft Outlook, declined.
Fast-forward to today, nearly a third of all emails sent daily are on Gmail worldwide, which is equal to about 121 billion, and three quarters access the service on their smartphones, DemandSage adds.
The mobile access alone has been responsible for “boosting communication on a massive scale … due to this least expensive, most convenient, and most simple and flexible means of communication”, researchers at Columbia University write.
Gmail was also the first to organise emails in a conversational format and adding labels to messages, features that would be later adopted by other services.
“Google was rarely the first innovator”, but it has succeeded in “earning a formidable market share”, Mr Kurtzman says.
The storage war
Email existed in its earliest form as electronic mail in the 1970s. In 1976, the late Queen Elizabeth II was the first head of state to send an email, using Arpanet, the network developed by the US Department of Defence that became the basis for the internet.
From then through the 1980s, email remained somewhat of a privilege, being used largely by governments, businesses, militaries and universities, or a luxury or novelty if you had the means to tap into it.
It was only in the mid-1990s when it became mainstream, when Microsoft released internet Mail, which would later become Outlook, and Hotmail and Yahoo Mail came into the scene.
Hotmail and Yahoo Mail, in particular, became popular because of two key features: they were one of the first free web-based email services, meaning they did not rely on internet service providers and could be accessed anywhere, and it offered free storages of 2MB and 4MB, respectively.
Now 4MB seemed whopping at the time, but laughable compared to today – and, apparently, even to Google in 2004.
That's because when Google announced Gmail, it said it would have 1GB of storage – an unprecedented, unheard-of offering that did fit into the mould of Google's pranks (again, it wasn't). To make it clear, that's 250 times Yahoo Mail's storage and 500 times Hotmail's.
And when it became clear that Gmail was for real, it triggered a storage war: Yahoo in May boosted its storage to 100MB, upgrading it to 250MB by November, while Hotmail in June went straight up to 250MB – still significantly lower than Gmail's.
It was only in March 2005 that both Yahoo and Hotmail decided to match Gmail with 1GB of storage.
Today, Yahoo Mail offers the biggest free storage at 1TB, while Google offers 15GB across Gmail and its other platforms. Although Google provides a paid 2TB tier for $9.99, which doubles in cost if you opt for the plan with Gemini AI.
Users can “now get faster with replies, prioritise important emails and craft tailored messages using generative AI technology”, Najeeb Jarrar, director of marketing at Google Middle East and North Africa, tells The National.
Can't spell email without AI
Google's revenue is primarily driven by advertising and Gmail is no exception, especially it being part of Google's vast ecosystem of services.
On Gmail's page on the Apple App Store, the so-called Privacy Nutrition Label lists down the data that may be collected from you, including your purchases, search history and usage data – information that can be used to track your preferences and which are used to send you “personalised” ads, or those you may be interested in (which, let's face it, all or most of the time you aren't).
Google says it does not sell personal information, neither does it share that with advertisers – unless you've consented to that, or, as Google puts it, “you have asked us to”.
This is where that familiar drill comes in: if you sign up for a certain app or service, it will most likely ask for your consent to collect some of your information.
Now, if you grant certain permissions on the Gmail iOS app for some website, this means Google will be able to collect any or all of the data listed down, which could then be shared to advertisers.
Though indeed advertising is Google's main revenue stream, it says it keeps Google and “many of the websites and services you use free of charge”, according to Google's privacy and terms page.
Advertisers, on the other hand, can bid for search terms – keywords or key phrases – which would lead to their advertisements landing on a user's Gmail account, if their data matches the criteria.
Keyword bidding is a common practice in internet advertising; “think of it as a split-second auction for digital ad space – one that runs every time a user searches a keyword”, according to US marketing platform Semrush.
“These ads are shown to you based on your online activity while you're signed into Google,” the technology giant says, with the added guarantee that it “will not scan or read your Gmail messages to show you ads.” In 2017, Google stopped scanning emails to sell targeted advertising.
Email, indeed, has outgrown its original mission of being a communication medium to also become a powerful marketing tool – unwanted or not – and artificial intelligence is helping its cause, especially now that Google has its own generative AI platform Gemini.
“AI can also be used to segment email marketing campaigns based on customer behaviour and preferences,” says Jimit Mehta, chief executive and co-founder of San Francisco-based marketing start-up Abmatic AI.
“By analysing customer data, AI-powered algorithms can identify groups of customers with similar interests and behaviours, and use this information to create more targeted and personalised campaigns.”
AI is also expected to play a key role in email's evolution in the coming years, particularly in marketing. Marilyn Gil, a Florida-based email marketing expert, found some high-tech predictions by asking ChatGPT.
She discovered that in five years, natural language processing will make emails more conversational; in 10 years, AI will have the ability to detect and respond to the emotional state of email recipients; and in 20 years, email marketing could be experienced through brain computer interfaces, allowing for direct neural interaction with content.
“These are speculative visions, and the actual development of AI in email marketing will depend on technological advancements and ethical considerations,” she writes.
However, it's clear that AI will continue to play a crucial role in shaping the future of email marketing, making it more personalised, efficient and engaging.”
Indeed, Gmail has come a long way from its humble beginnings and influenced the evolution of electronic communications: it revolutionised the email search bar, extending it to files, calendar events and sites on Google – “an essential tool for finding resources in an ever-expanding universe of research and information”, the Columbia University researchers write.
Google does not routinely comment on its future plans for Gmail – even if the company surely has a lot in its storage.
“We will continue to update Gmail with features that help people communicate faster, easier and in their own personal way,” Google's Mr Jarrar says.
Brief scores:
Toss: Rajputs, elected to field first
Sindhis 94-6 (10 ov)
Watson 42; Munaf 3-20
Rajputs 96-0 (4 ov)
Shahzad 74 not out
The smuggler
Eldarir had arrived at JFK in January 2020 with three suitcases, containing goods he valued at $300, when he was directed to a search area.
Officers found 41 gold artefacts among the bags, including amulets from a funerary set which prepared the deceased for the afterlife.
Also found was a cartouche of a Ptolemaic king on a relief that was originally part of a royal building or temple.
The largest single group of items found in Eldarir’s cases were 400 shabtis, or figurines.
Khouli conviction
Khouli smuggled items into the US by making false declarations to customs about the country of origin and value of the items.
According to Immigration and Customs Enforcement, he provided “false provenances which stated that [two] Egyptian antiquities were part of a collection assembled by Khouli's father in Israel in the 1960s” when in fact “Khouli acquired the Egyptian antiquities from other dealers”.
He was sentenced to one year of probation, six months of home confinement and 200 hours of community service in 2012 after admitting buying and smuggling Egyptian antiquities, including coffins, funerary boats and limestone figures.
For sale
A number of other items said to come from the collection of Ezeldeen Taha Eldarir are currently or recently for sale.
Their provenance is described in near identical terms as the British Museum shabti: bought from Salahaddin Sirmali, "authenticated and appraised" by Hossen Rashed, then imported to the US in 1948.
- An Egyptian Mummy mask dating from 700BC-30BC, is on offer for £11,807 ($15,275) online by a seller in Mexico
- A coffin lid dating back to 664BC-332BC was offered for sale by a Colorado-based art dealer, with a starting price of $65,000
- A shabti that was on sale through a Chicago-based coin dealer, dating from 1567BC-1085BC, is up for $1,950
In numbers
1,000 tonnes of waste collected daily:
- 800 tonnes converted into alternative fuel
- 150 tonnes to landfill
- 50 tonnes sold as scrap metal
800 tonnes of RDF replaces 500 tonnes of coal
Two conveyor lines treat more than 350,000 tonnes of waste per year
25 staff on site
White hydrogen: Naturally occurring hydrogen
Chromite: Hard, metallic mineral containing iron oxide and chromium oxide
Ultramafic rocks: Dark-coloured rocks rich in magnesium or iron with very low silica content
Ophiolite: A section of the earth’s crust, which is oceanic in nature that has since been uplifted and exposed on land
Olivine: A commonly occurring magnesium iron silicate mineral that derives its name for its olive-green yellow-green colour
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Types of bank fraud
1) Phishing
Fraudsters send an unsolicited email that appears to be from a financial institution or online retailer. The hoax email requests that you provide sensitive information, often by clicking on to a link leading to a fake website.
2) Smishing
The SMS equivalent of phishing. Fraudsters falsify the telephone number through “text spoofing,” so that it appears to be a genuine text from the bank.
3) Vishing
The telephone equivalent of phishing and smishing. Fraudsters may pose as bank staff, police or government officials. They may persuade the consumer to transfer money or divulge personal information.
4) SIM swap
Fraudsters duplicate the SIM of your mobile number without your knowledge or authorisation, allowing them to conduct financial transactions with your bank.
5) Identity theft
Someone illegally obtains your confidential information, through various ways, such as theft of your wallet, bank and utility bill statements, computer intrusion and social networks.
6) Prize scams
Fraudsters claiming to be authorised representatives from well-known organisations (such as Etisalat, du, Dubai Shopping Festival, Expo2020, Lulu Hypermarket etc) contact victims to tell them they have won a cash prize and request them to share confidential banking details to transfer the prize money.
OTHER IPL BOWLING RECORDS
Best bowling figures: 6-14 – Sohail Tanvir (for Rajasthan Royals against Chennai Super Kings in 2008)
Best average: 16.36 – Andrew Tye
Best economy rate: 6.53 – Sunil Narine
Best strike-rate: 12.83 – Andrew Tye
Best strike-rate in an innings: 1.50 – Suresh Raina (for Chennai Super Kings against Rajasthan Royals in 2011)
Most runs conceded in an innings: 70 – Basil Thampi (for Sunrisers Hyderabad against Royal Challengers Bangalore in 2018)
Most hat-tricks: 3 – Amit Mishra
Most dot-balls: 1,128 – Harbhajan Singh
Most maiden overs bowled: 14 – Praveen Kumar
Most four-wicket hauls: 6 – Sunil Narine
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Classification of skills
A worker is categorised as skilled by the MOHRE based on nine levels given in the International Standard Classification of Occupations (ISCO) issued by the International Labour Organisation.
A skilled worker would be someone at a professional level (levels 1 – 5) which includes managers, professionals, technicians and associate professionals, clerical support workers, and service and sales workers.
The worker must also have an attested educational certificate higher than secondary or an equivalent certification, and earn a monthly salary of at least Dh4,000.
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The National Archives, Abu Dhabi
Founded over 50 years ago, the National Archives collects valuable historical material relating to the UAE, and is the oldest and richest archive relating to the Arabian Gulf.
Much of the material can be viewed on line at the Arabian Gulf Digital Archive - https://www.agda.ae/en
A Cat, A Man, and Two Women
Junichiro Tamizaki
Translated by Paul McCarthy
Daunt Books
The language of diplomacy in 1853
Treaty of Peace in Perpetuity Agreed Upon by the Chiefs of the Arabian Coast on Behalf of Themselves, Their Heirs and Successors Under the Mediation of the Resident of the Persian Gulf, 1853
(This treaty gave the region the name “Trucial States”.)
We, whose seals are hereunto affixed, Sheikh Sultan bin Suggar, Chief of Rassool-Kheimah, Sheikh Saeed bin Tahnoon, Chief of Aboo Dhebbee, Sheikh Saeed bin Buyte, Chief of Debay, Sheikh Hamid bin Rashed, Chief of Ejman, Sheikh Abdoola bin Rashed, Chief of Umm-ool-Keiweyn, having experienced for a series of years the benefits and advantages resulting from a maritime truce contracted amongst ourselves under the mediation of the Resident in the Persian Gulf and renewed from time to time up to the present period, and being fully impressed, therefore, with a sense of evil consequence formerly arising, from the prosecution of our feuds at sea, whereby our subjects and dependants were prevented from carrying on the pearl fishery in security, and were exposed to interruption and molestation when passing on their lawful occasions, accordingly, we, as aforesaid have determined, for ourselves, our heirs and successors, to conclude together a lasting and inviolable peace from this time forth in perpetuity.
Taken from Britain and Saudi Arabia, 1925-1939: the Imperial Oasis, by Clive Leatherdale
NYBL PROFILE
Company name: Nybl
Date started: November 2018
Founder: Noor Alnahhas, Michael LeTan, Hafsa Yazdni, Sufyaan Abdul Haseeb, Waleed Rifaat, Mohammed Shono
Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: Software Technology / Artificial Intelligence
Initial investment: $500,000
Funding round: Series B (raising $5m)
Partners/Incubators: Dubai Future Accelerators Cohort 4, Dubai Future Accelerators Cohort 6, AI Venture Labs Cohort 1, Microsoft Scale-up
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Destroyer
Director: Karyn Kusama
Cast: Nicole Kidman, Toby Kebbell, Sebastian Stan
Rating: 3/5
UAE release: January 31
How to wear a kandura
Dos
- Wear the right fabric for the right season and occasion
- Always ask for the dress code if you don’t know
- Wear a white kandura, white ghutra / shemagh (headwear) and black shoes for work
- Wear 100 per cent cotton under the kandura as most fabrics are polyester
Don’ts
- Wear hamdania for work, always wear a ghutra and agal
- Buy a kandura only based on how it feels; ask questions about the fabric and understand what you are buying
Avatar: Fire and Ash
Director: James Cameron
Starring: Sam Worthington, Sigourney Weaver, Zoe Saldana
Rating: 4.5/5
F1 2020 calendar
March 15 - Australia, Melbourne; March 22 - Bahrain, Sakhir; April 5 - Vietnam, Hanoi; April 19 - China, Shanghai; May 3 - Netherlands, Zandvoort; May 20 - Spain, Barcelona; May 24 - Monaco, Monaco; June 7 - Azerbaijan, Baku; June 14 - Canada, Montreal; June 28 - France, Le Castellet; July 5 - Austria, Spielberg; July 19 - Great Britain, Silverstone; August 2 - Hungary, Budapest; August 30 - Belgium, Spa; September 6 - Italy, Monza; September 20 - Singapore, Singapore; September 27 - Russia, Sochi; October 11 - Japan, Suzuka; October 25 - United States, Austin; November 1 - Mexico City, Mexico City; November 15 - Brazil, Sao Paulo; November 29 - Abu Dhabi, Abu Dhabi.
Keep it fun and engaging
Stuart Ritchie, director of wealth advice at AES International, says children cannot learn something overnight, so it helps to have a fun routine that keeps them engaged and interested.
“I explain to my daughter that the money I draw from an ATM or the money on my bank card doesn’t just magically appear – it’s money I have earned from my job. I show her how this works by giving her little chores around the house so she can earn pocket money,” says Mr Ritchie.
His daughter is allowed to spend half of her pocket money, while the other half goes into a bank account. When this money hits a certain milestone, Mr Ritchie rewards his daughter with a small lump sum.
He also recommends books that teach the importance of money management for children, such as The Squirrel Manifesto by Ric Edelman and Jean Edelman.
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Real estate tokenisation project
Dubai launched the pilot phase of its real estate tokenisation project last month.
The initiative focuses on converting real estate assets into digital tokens recorded on blockchain technology and helps in streamlining the process of buying, selling and investing, the Dubai Land Department said.
Dubai’s real estate tokenisation market is projected to reach Dh60 billion ($16.33 billion) by 2033, representing 7 per cent of the emirate’s total property transactions, according to the DLD.
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