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Comedian Bassem Youssef had the audience at Cop28 in hysterics in no time but there was a serious message behind the humour.
The Egyptian surgeon-turned-comedian has been in the global spotlight recently thanks to his interviews with Piers Morgan on the Israel-Gaza war.
Expo City Dubai’s Al Forsan Park was packed with people keen to catch Youssef in action on Tuesday.
“How’s everyone doing at Cop so far? Are you cop-ing?” he asked an enthusiastic audience, who responded with laughter and applause.
The session, called “Sustainable” Personal Stories with Bassem Youssef, kicked off with a brief monologue and evolved into a Q&A with attendees.
Youssef briefly walked the audience through his career path over the years, and how he went from doctor to comedian to now viral sensation following his interview with Morgan.
“Let’s be honest, the only reason I’m here is because I’m trending,” he said to the audience.
“But also because I’ve long been an advocate of plant-based diets.”
Youssef’s humour was as sharp – and dark – as ever as he told one story after the other and responded to audience questions.
“Why stand-up comedy and how do you find humour during these dark times?” one person asked.
Youssef answered: “It’s simple. Because the fact that we still have to meet every year to decide not to hurt our planet is a joke itself.”
When asked if he would consider becoming a TV host again, the former host of satirical news programme El Bernameg (The Programme), said he loves touring and doing stand-up comedy and does not want to give that up.
For his second interview with Morgan, Youssef said he spent three sleepless weeks trying to perfect his argument, knowing that many people around the region counted on him in being their voice.
Perceptions could be changing
When a Palestinian student asked Youssef how to best persevere and navigate around increasing censorship, the comedian said the narratives are visibly changing, against all odds.
“The problem comes with the frustration that you want something to change right now, and we are dealing with a status quo that has been going on for years and years and years and years,” said Youssef.
“But in the last two or three months, there has been a huge shift in the directives, scripts and narratives in the West, in the way that they look the conflict.
“I think as frustrating as it is right now, we are on the precipice of something very important and we can actually find changes in the coming years.
“So keep doing what you're doing.”
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Brief scores:
Pakistan (1st innings) 181: Babar 71; Olivier 6-37
South Africa (1st innings) 223: Bavuma 53; Amir 4-62
Pakistan (2nd innings) 190: Masood 65, Imam 57; Olivier 5-59
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The Bio
Ram Buxani earned a salary of 125 rupees per month in 1959
Indian currency was then legal tender in the Trucial States.
He received the wages plus food, accommodation, a haircut and cinema ticket twice a month and actuals for shaving and laundry expenses
Buxani followed in his father’s footsteps when he applied for a job overseas
His father Jivat Ram worked in general merchandize store in Gibraltar and the Canary Islands in the early 1930s
Buxani grew the UAE business over several sectors from retail to financial services but is attached to the original textile business
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Buxani lives by a simple philosophy – do good to all
Dhadak 2
Director: Shazia Iqbal
Starring: Siddhant Chaturvedi, Triptii Dimri
Rating: 1/5
Timeline
2012-2015
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May 2017
The UK SFO officially opens investigation into Petrofac’s use of agents, corruption, and potential bribery to secure contracts
September 2021
Petrofac pleads guilty to seven counts of failing to prevent bribery under the UK Bribery Act
October 2021
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December 2024
Petrofac enters into comprehensive restructuring to strengthen the financial position of the group
May 2025
The High Court of England and Wales approves the company’s restructuring plan
July 2025
The Court of Appeal issues a judgment challenging parts of the restructuring plan
August 2025
Petrofac issues a business update to execute the restructuring and confirms it will appeal the Court of Appeal decision
October 2025
Petrofac loses a major TenneT offshore wind contract worth €13 billion. Holding company files for administration in the UK. Petrofac delisted from the London Stock Exchange
November 2025
180 Petrofac employees laid off in the UAE
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Brief scores
Day 1
Toss England, chose to bat
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