Queen Elizabeth II attends the ceremony of the commencement of construction of the new Zayed National Museum.
Queen Elizabeth II attends the ceremony of the commencement of construction of the new Zayed National Museum.
Queen Elizabeth II attends the ceremony of the commencement of construction of the new Zayed National Museum.
Queen Elizabeth II attends the ceremony of the commencement of construction of the new Zayed National Museum.

Say nothing and wave: majestic behaviour to note


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Hire an image consultant and they will advise you to cut your hair short. That is unless you are planning to be a rock star or an edgy actor, in which case they will counsel the growing of conveniently situated facial hair, a goatee perhaps, or a tab. Those with insignificant amounts of hair will be told a very short cut is in order - or possibly to wear a hat. I'm told the panama is very much in fashion this season.

If you are a company you will be informed that your look is old-fashioned. What you need is a new logo, even if the old one is widely loved and instantly recognisable. A good example of this is the millions that Gap recently splashed out on a new logo. Only a concerted effort by a fanatical band of shoppers, organised via Facebook, persuaded the clothing company to do a volte-face and change it back.

For all the insistence that we live in a "fast-moving, ever changing" world, there is something rather nice about constancy. While we may soon no longer have snow on the Himalayas or bowler hats in the City of London, it is good that some things remain as they always were.

In 1953, Britain was a rather bleak, austere place - a cynic might observe that is another thing that has not changed. The England football team were losing, humiliated by Hungary's "flying Magyars", Wimbledon was won by a young American, and a fresh-faced queen ascended the throne.

Since then, Queen Elizabeth II has endured her fair share of triumphs and disasters. The Empire has mostly disappeared, although the Falkland Islands were successfully won back; her children have married and (mostly) divorced; her grandson has just announced his engagement and is due to marry in Westminster Abbey next April, where the royals of Britain have been married and crowned since the 11th century. In 1992 Windsor Castle, her home, was badly damaged by fire, and the family was rocked by the publication of Andrew Morton's book on Princess Diana. She described the year as her "annus horribilis" and remarked drily: "1992 is not a year that I shall look back on with undiluted pleasure."

How did she react to these setbacks? With stoicism, tenacity and dignity. Contrast this with the behaviour of Tony Hayward, the BP boss, when the Macondo oil platform blew. Giving daily briefings to the press, he ended up sounding either callous or insincere. Telling reporters that he wanted his "life back" was downright dim when the explosion killed 11 workers.

Business leaders could learn a lot from Her Majesty's style. Faced with adversity, say little, preferably nothing. Take yesterday's gathering at the Emirates Palace Hotel. It was a celebration of the UK and UAE's friendship. There were speeches, there was music and dancing, but the queen, while present, was largely silent.

A brand consultant I met while waiting to see her told me it would be impossible to value her worth to Britain Inc. As a figure, she is clearly a "superbrand". Brand Finance, which puts together an annual list of the world's most valuable brands, says that America's Walmart is the most valuable, worth a whopping US$41 billion (Dh150.59bn). I think this is tosh, although I can see the value in both Google, which came second, and Coca-Cola, in third place.

Leading the pack in the Middle East and North Africa is Emirates Airline. It has achieved a brand value of $3.5bn by delivering a fine service but also by using a marketing strategy linked to sport. No doubt its advisers were hoping to emulate the queen. She pioneered this sort of activity decades ago with her trenchant commitment to mainly equestrian events. Whether smiling at Ascot, watching Prince Philip's carriage negotiate a series of obstacles, or watching her sons playing polo, her image is essentially sporty.

This image is one that many of the assembled throng could not only identify with, but admire. Lynda Shephard, an artist who also runs the Creative Arts Centre in Dubai, had travelled down just to pay her respects. "I think the queen is one of the best things that Britain has got," Ms Shephard told me. "She does wonders for our country, especially in the area of cultural exchanges. Her image is perfect, she is like a mother figure."

I ran into three glamorous Middle Eastern women. They had positioned themselves in front of the doors to ensure that when they opened they would secure front-row seats. "She is my idol," said one. "She is hard-working, tenacious and very humble." Another told me: "She is a fantastic lady, out of this world." The third simply added: "She's a legend."

I followed their lead and together we bagged a spot very near the front. There was a thrill when we heard the sound of school children cheering, marking the arrival of the monarch, together with Sheikh Abdullah bin Zayed, Minister of Foreign Affairs, and other dignitaries. And then she appeared in that style she has made all her own, a "symbol of serenity" as one of the young poets reading aloud described her. She walked in one door, chatted to a few of the great and the good, sat down, then walked out of the other door exactly half an hour after she had entered. To the public, she said nothing, but smiled and waved.

Business leaders everywhere should take note. Next time you are invited on to CNBC to discuss your company's share price, just smile and wave and let the figures do the talking.

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UAE 1 (Mabkhout 45 2')

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Ziina users will be able to use the app to help relief efforts in Beirut, which has been left reeling after an August blast caused an estimated $15 billion in damage and left thousands homeless. Ziina has partnered with the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees to raise money for the Lebanese capital, co-founder Faisal Toukan says. “As of October 1, the UNHCR has the first certified badge on Ziina and is automatically part of user's top friends' list during this campaign. Users can now donate any amount to the Beirut relief with two clicks. The money raised will go towards rebuilding houses for the families that were impacted by the explosion.”

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hall of shame

SUNDERLAND 2002-03

No one has ended a Premier League season quite like Sunderland. They lost each of their final 15 games, taking no points after January. They ended up with 19 in total, sacking managers Peter Reid and Howard Wilkinson and losing 3-1 to Charlton when they scored three own goals in eight minutes.

SUNDERLAND 2005-06

Until Derby came along, Sunderland’s total of 15 points was the Premier League’s record low. They made it until May and their final home game before winning at the Stadium of Light while they lost a joint record 29 of their 38 league games.

HUDDERSFIELD 2018-19

Joined Derby as the only team to be relegated in March. No striker scored until January, while only two players got more assists than goalkeeper Jonas Lossl. The mid-season appointment Jan Siewert was to end his time as Huddersfield manager with a 5.3 per cent win rate.

ASTON VILLA 2015-16

Perhaps the most inexplicably bad season, considering they signed Idrissa Gueye and Adama Traore and still only got 17 points. Villa won their first league game, but none of the next 19. They ended an abominable campaign by taking one point from the last 39 available.

FULHAM 2018-19

Terrible in different ways. Fulham’s total of 26 points is not among the lowest ever but they contrived to get relegated after spending over £100 million (Dh457m) in the transfer market. Much of it went on defenders but they only kept two clean sheets in their first 33 games.

LA LIGA: Sporting Gijon, 13 points in 1997-98.

BUNDESLIGA: Tasmania Berlin, 10 points in 1965-66

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Barcelona v Inter Milan
Camp Nou, Barcelona
Wednesday, 11pm (UAE)

So what is Spicy Chickenjoy?

Just as McDonald’s has the Big Mac, Jollibee has Spicy Chickenjoy – a piece of fried chicken that’s crispy and spicy on the outside and comes with a side of spaghetti, all covered in tomato sauce and topped with sausage slices and ground beef. It sounds like a recipe that a child would come up with, but perhaps that’s the point – a flavourbomb combination of cheap comfort foods. Chickenjoy is Jollibee’s best-selling product in every country in which it has a presence.
 

Milestones on the road to union

1970

October 26: Bahrain withdraws from a proposal to create a federation of nine with the seven Trucial States and Qatar. 

December: Ahmed Al Suwaidi visits New York to discuss potential UN membership.

1971

March 1:  Alex Douglas Hume, Conservative foreign secretary confirms that Britain will leave the Gulf and “strongly supports” the creation of a Union of Arab Emirates.

July 12: Historic meeting at which Sheikh Zayed and Sheikh Rashid make a binding agreement to create what will become the UAE.

July 18: It is announced that the UAE will be formed from six emirates, with a proposed constitution signed. RAK is not yet part of the agreement.

August 6:  The fifth anniversary of Sheikh Zayed becoming Ruler of Abu Dhabi, with official celebrations deferred until later in the year.

August 15: Bahrain becomes independent.

September 3: Qatar becomes independent.

November 23-25: Meeting with Sheikh Zayed and Sheikh Rashid and senior British officials to fix December 2 as date of creation of the UAE.

November 29:  At 5.30pm Iranian forces seize the Greater and Lesser Tunbs by force.

November 30: Despite  a power sharing agreement, Tehran takes full control of Abu Musa. 

November 31: UK officials visit all six participating Emirates to formally end the Trucial States treaties

December 2: 11am, Dubai. New Supreme Council formally elects Sheikh Zayed as President. Treaty of Friendship signed with the UK. 11.30am. Flag raising ceremony at Union House and Al Manhal Palace in Abu Dhabi witnessed by Sheikh Khalifa, then Crown Prince of Abu Dhabi.

December 6: Arab League formally admits the UAE. The first British Ambassador presents his credentials to Sheikh Zayed.

December 9: UAE joins the United Nations.

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