If Rowan Atkinson was a stock, the time to go short would have been last week. Twitter's report of his death - "RIP Atkinson" - may have been wrong, or even a hoax, but it sure caused a stir while it lasted.
An old market homily is to "buy on rumour, sell on fact". It does not really matter whether a piece of news is true. What counts is how people will react. Much of what you see going on in the daily movement of stock prices is not so much what investors think companies are up to, but what they believe other investors will do once they react to this information.
Like swimming in the ocean when someone yells "shark!", you don't ponder the statistical probability of becoming fish lunch. You head for the shore with all speed possible.
A long time ago, before Facebook and Twitter, information had few channels to flow through. Bloomberg, Reuters and, if you really want to delve into grandad's memory, ticker tape were the way to stay informed. Today, information moves so much faster that seconds separate what the dealers' desk in New York learns from a blogger in his mum's basement in Ireland.
Social media was slow to come to finance. As a rule, people don't like talking about their money online - who knows when a 16 year old in Minsk is listening in - but over the past few years, this has begun to change.
As more people take to social media, so do the ranks of Twitterites who are involved in finance increase. Mark Mobius, the billionaire emerging markets fund manager, now tweets regularly on his travels around the world. Ordinarily, Mr Mobius would expect a hefty compensation from anyone seeking his advice, but on Twitter, his musings are free.
Thinking of investing in a casino? Mr Mobius would put his money in Macau over Singapore. "Proximity to Hong Kong and major mainland towns in south China make Macau a natural centre for tourism and gaming," he tweeted recently.
Twitter is full of people like Mr Mobius. Put it down to ego or a need to be relevant, but the urge to be noticed seems to drive even successful people to the magnanimous act of giving free advice.
Closer to home, Robert A Pabich properties runs a Twitter account called Pabich Dubai. It puts out information on everything from the latest property trends in the UAE to regular stock market updates. Increasingly, if there's money to be made, someone is talking about it using social media.
When you add the sheer volume of financial news sites - London's Financial Times (FT) and CNNMoney to name a couple - the amount of rapid delivery information threatens to become overwhelming.
I find it's best to try to balance the obscure with the big. Some financial Twitterers spray snippets every minute or so. One I used, Zero Hedge - a useful site - simply overwhelmed my very limited brain's ability to absorb information. I eventually unfollowed it, sadly, because it's a good site. But it provided just too much to know, to someone with too little ability to know it.
Since my pension is tied to the fate of the Johannesburg Stock Exchange, I follow several sites, including analyst Simon Brown plus a few other brokers who trade that market. But for big picture information, I stick to the larger portals such as Bloomberg, The Economist, the FT and, of course, The National.
For expatriates from other locales, there's no shortage of advice on Twitter. Mark FTSE Trading says "70% of Day Traders Lose Money - Is this you?" He promises to provide help on beating that gloomy statistic. Canada Penny Stock keeps an eye on a large spread of small cap shares for the brave investor hoping for the next big thing.
It is impossible for those of us occupied with the wearying task of earning a living to manage our finances full-time, or even to react in a meaningful way to each Twittered bit of financial information. Mostly, we just hope our pension fund is not in another Enron or run by someone with the name of Madoff.
But it's not wise to leave everything to do with your money to a stranger. By monitoring social-networking activities, it's possible to keep abreast of trends and factors influencing your long-term investment outlook. And along the way, make informed decisions.
Gavin du Venage is a business writer and entrepreneur based in South Africa.
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Six tips to secure your smart home
Most smart home devices are controlled via the owner's smartphone. Therefore, if you are using public wi-fi on your phone, always use a VPN (virtual private network) that offers strong security features and anonymises your internet connection.
Keep your smart home devices’ software up-to-date. Device makers often send regular updates - follow them without fail as they could provide protection from a new security risk.
Use two-factor authentication so that in addition to a password, your identity is authenticated by a second sign-in step like a code sent to your mobile number.
Set up a separate guest network for acquaintances and visitors to ensure the privacy of your IoT devices’ network.
Change the default privacy and security settings of your IoT devices to take extra steps to secure yourself and your home.
Always give your router a unique name, replacing the one generated by the manufacturer, to ensure a hacker cannot ascertain its make or model number.
Seven tips from Emirates NBD
1. Never respond to e-mails, calls or messages asking for account, card or internet banking details
2. Never store a card PIN (personal identification number) in your mobile or in your wallet
3. Ensure online shopping websites are secure and verified before providing card details
4. Change passwords periodically as a precautionary measure
5. Never share authentication data such as passwords, card PINs and OTPs (one-time passwords) with third parties
6. Track bank notifications regarding transaction discrepancies
7. Report lost or stolen debit and credit cards immediately
Key facilities
- Olympic-size swimming pool with a split bulkhead for multi-use configurations, including water polo and 50m/25m training lanes
- Premier League-standard football pitch
- 400m Olympic running track
- NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
- 600-seat auditorium
- Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
- An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
- Specialist robotics and science laboratories
- AR and VR-enabled learning centres
- Disruption Lab and Research Centre for developing entrepreneurial skills
Labour dispute
The insured employee may still file an ILOE claim even if a labour dispute is ongoing post termination, but the insurer may suspend or reject payment, until the courts resolve the dispute, especially if the reason for termination is contested. The outcome of the labour court proceedings can directly affect eligibility.
- Abdullah Ishnaneh, Partner, BSA Law
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
Abu Dhabi racecard
5pm: Maiden (Purebred Arabians); Dh80,000; 1,400m.
5.30pm: Maiden (PA); Dh80,00; 1,400m.
6pm: Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan National Day Cup (PA); Group 3; Dh500,000; 1,600m.
6.30pm: Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan National Day Cup (Thoroughbred); Listed; Dh380,000; 1,600m
7pm: Wathba Stallions Cup for Private Owners Handicap (PA); Dh70,000; 1,400m.
7.30pm: Handicap (PA); Dh80,000; 1,600m
MATCH INFO
Who: France v Italy
When: Friday, 11pm (UAE)
TV: BeIN Sports
The specs: 2019 Haval H6
Price, base: Dh69,900
Engine: 2.0-litre turbocharged four-cylinder
Transmission: Seven-speed automatic
Power: 197hp @ 5,500rpm
Torque: 315Nm @ 2,000rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 7.0L / 100km
INDIA SQUAD
Rohit Sharma (captain), Shikhar Dhawan (vice-captain), KL Rahul, Suresh Raina, Manish Pandey, Dinesh Karthik (wicketkeeper), Deepak Hooda, Washington Sundar, Yuzvendra Chahal, Axar Patel, Vijay Shankar, Shardul Thakur, Jaydev Unadkat, Mohammad Siraj and Rishabh Pant (wicketkeeper)
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RESULT
Manchester United 2 Tottenham Hotspur 1
Man United: Sanchez (24' ), Herrera (62')
Spurs: Alli (11')
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It Was Just an Accident
Director: Jafar Panahi
Stars: Vahid Mobasseri, Mariam Afshari, Ebrahim Azizi, Hadis Pakbaten, Majid Panahi, Mohamad Ali Elyasmehr
Rating: 4/5
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LEADERBOARD
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BIO
Favourite holiday destination: Turkey - because the government look after animals so well there.
Favourite film: I love scary movies. I have so many favourites but The Ring stands out.
Favourite book: The Lord of the Rings. I didn’t like the movies but I loved the books.
Favourite colour: Black.
Favourite music: Hard rock. I actually also perform as a rock DJ in Dubai.
Scoreline:
Everton 4
Richarlison 13'), Sigurdsson 28', Digne 56', Walcott 64'
Manchester United 0
Man of the match: Gylfi Sigurdsson (Everton)
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SPEC SHEET
Display: 10.4-inch IPS LCD, 400 nits, toughened glass
CPU: Unisoc T610; Mali G52 GPU
Memory: 4GB
Storage: 64GB, up to 512GB microSD
Camera: 8MP rear, 5MP front
Connectivity: Wi-Fi, Bluetooth 5.0, USB-C, 3.5mm audio
Battery: 8200mAh, up to 10 hours video
Platform: Android 11
Audio: Stereo speakers, 2 mics
Durability: IP52
Biometrics: Face unlock
Price: Dh849
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INVESTMENT PLEDGES
Cartlow: $13.4m
Rabbitmart: $14m
Smileneo: $5.8m
Soum: $4m
imVentures: $100m
Plug and Play: $25m
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Schedule for show courts
Centre Court - from 4pm UAE time
Johanna Konta (6) v Donna Vekic
Andy Murray (1) v Dustin Brown
Rafael Nadal (4) v Donald Young
Court 1 - from 4pm UAE time
Kei Nishikori (9) v Sergiy Stakhovsky
Qiang Wang v Venus Williams (10)
Beatriz Haddad Maia v Simona Halep (2)
Court 2 - from 2.30pm
Heather Watson v Anastasija Sevastova (18)
Jo-Wilfried Tsonga (12) v Simone Bolelli
Florian Mayer v Marin Cilic (7)
Brief scores
Toss India, chose to bat
India 281-7 in 50 ov (Pandya 83, Dhoni 79; Coulter-Nile 3-44)
Australia 137-9 in 21 ov (Maxwell 39, Warner 25; Chahal 3-30)
India won by 26 runs on Duckworth-Lewis Method
RESULTS
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BEACH SOCCER WORLD CUP
Group A
Paraguay
Japan
Switzerland
USA
Group B
Uruguay
Mexico
Italy
Tahiti
Group C
Belarus
UAE
Senegal
Russia
Group D
Brazil
Oman
Portugal
Nigeria
MATCH INFO
Newcastle 2-2 Manchester City
Burnley 0-2 Crystal Palace
Chelsea 0-1 West Ham
Liverpool 2-1 Brighton
Tottenham 3-2 Bournemouth
Southampton v Watford (late)
SPECS
Mini John Cooper Works Clubman and Mini John Cooper Works Countryman
Engine: two-litre 4-cylinder turbo
Transmission: nine-speed automatic
Power: 306hp
Torque: 450Nm
Price: JCW Clubman, Dh220,500; JCW Countryman, Dh225,500