Though it's a subject that never fails to offend, comparing pets to babies remains a temptation that many ardent animal lovers simply can't resist.
When I say animal lovers, I mostly mean dog lovers. Cat lovers are more sensitive, although in their case I suspect it's their cats' feelings that they're trying to spare.
Sure, there are countless circumstantial similarities between pets and babies. Both tend to be less interested in gifts than they are in the tissue paper they came wrapped in. Both push entire plates of potato salad onto the floor without feeling the slightest tinge of remorse. Both can relish drooling in a manner perhaps best described as liberating.
But pet lovers should just leave well enough alone - some observations are best kept to yourself. When in mixed company, they should either bite their tongues or lead the small talk towards more harmless topics, such as religion or politics.
The app
I only bring this up because tone deaf animal lovers are sure to be tempted to step in it, yet again, when they rave to their baby-toting friends about Pet Pic (iPhone, Dh3.67), a smartphone app that could probably help you get really good photos of newborns as well as it does domesticated animals.
When taking photos with your smartphone, this simple app broadcasts barks, meows and squeaky-toy sounds through the device's speaker, drawing your creature's attention for the precious seconds required to capture memories that will last a lifetime (assuming you then store multiple back-ups of those memories on multiple hard drives).
The details
Once you download the app, simply turn it on and as you snap photos, one of several selected sounds will, hopefully, gain your pet's interest as your two steady hands take the perfect canine or feline glamour shot.
No longer must animal-loving shutterbugs devolve into almost circus-level contortionists, doing everything they can to get Rex or Snowball's attention with one hand while trying to hold their camera-equipped device steady with the other.
Also by now, familiarity has probably bred contempt into full breeds and half-breed alike - after hours of overexposure, Rex and Fluffy have no doubt become desensitised to their owners' entire back catalogue of whistles, pops and "woot, woots!" Pet Pic gives them something new to bend their heads in that adorable angle to once the paparazzi arrive.
And yes, I'm sure some parents will try Pet Pic for their babies as well. Just make sure it's their idea, and not yours.
Discover more of the best apps for your smartphone at App of the Week. Have some great personal finance apps that you want to share? Write to Curt Brandao at cbrandao@thenational.ae
MATCH INFO
Uefa Champions League, semi-final result:
Liverpool 4-0 Barcelona
Liverpool win 4-3 on aggregate
Champions Legaue final: June 1, Madrid
RACE CARD
6.30pm Maiden (TB) Dh82.500 (Dirt) 1,400m
7.05pm Handicap (TB) Dh87,500 (D) 1,400m
7.40pm Handicap (TB) Dh92,500 (Turf) 2,410m
8.15pm Handicap (TB) Dh105,000 (D) 1,900m
8.50pm UAE 2000 Guineas Trial (TB) Conditions Dh183,650 (D) 1,600m
9.25pm Dubai Trophy (TB) Conditions Dh183,650 (T) 1,200m
10pm Handicap (TB) Dh102,500 (T) 1,400m
Zakat definitions
Zakat: an Arabic word meaning ‘to cleanse’ or ‘purification’.
Nisab: the minimum amount that a Muslim must have before being obliged to pay zakat. Traditionally, the nisab threshold was 87.48 grams of gold, or 612.36 grams of silver. The monetary value of the nisab therefore varies by current prices and currencies.
Zakat Al Mal: the ‘cleansing’ of wealth, as one of the five pillars of Islam; a spiritual duty for all Muslims meeting the ‘nisab’ wealth criteria in a lunar year, to pay 2.5 per cent of their wealth in alms to the deserving and needy.
Zakat Al Fitr: a donation to charity given during Ramadan, before Eid Al Fitr, in the form of food. Every adult Muslim who possesses food in excess of the needs of themselves and their family must pay two qadahs (an old measure just over 2 kilograms) of flour, wheat, barley or rice from each person in a household, as a minimum.
MATCH INFO
Uefa Champions League semi-finals, second leg:
Liverpool (0) v Barcelona (3), Tuesday, 11pm UAE
Game is on BeIN Sports
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There are numerous success stories of teen businesses that were created in college dorm rooms and other modest circumstances. Below are some of the most recognisable names in the industry:
- Facebook: Mark Zuckerberg and his friends started Facebook when he was a 19-year-old Harvard undergraduate.
- Dell: When Michael Dell was an undergraduate student at Texas University in 1984, he started upgrading computers for profit. He starting working full-time on his business when he was 19. Eventually, his company became the Dell Computer Corporation and then Dell Inc.
- Subway: Fred DeLuca opened the first Subway restaurant when he was 17. In 1965, Mr DeLuca needed extra money for college, so he decided to open his own business. Peter Buck, a family friend, lent him $1,000 and together, they opened Pete’s Super Submarines. A few years later, the company was rebranded and called Subway.
- Mashable: In 2005, Pete Cashmore created Mashable in Scotland when he was a teenager. The site was then a technology blog. Over the next few decades, Mr Cashmore has turned Mashable into a global media company.
- Oculus VR: Palmer Luckey founded Oculus VR in June 2012, when he was 19. In August that year, Oculus launched its Kickstarter campaign and raised more than $1 million in three days. Facebook bought Oculus for $2 billion two years later.
RESULTS
5pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 1,200m
Winner: Ferdous, Szczepan Mazur (jockey), Ibrahim Al Hadhrami (trainer)
5.30pm: Arabian Triple Crown Round-3 Group 3 (PA) Dh300,000 2,400m
Winner: Basmah, Fabrice Veron, Eric Lemartinel
6pm: UAE Arabian Derby Prestige (PA) Dh150,000 2,200m
Winner: Ihtesham, Szczepan Mazur, Ibrahim Al Hadhrami
6.30pm: Emirates Championship Group 1 (PA) Dh1,000,000 2,200m
Winner: Somoud, Patrick Cosgrave, Ahmed Al Mehairbi
7pm: Abu Dhabi Championship Group 3 (TB) Dh380,000 2,200m
Winner: GM Hopkins, Patrick Cosgrave, Jaber Ramadhan
7.30pm: Wathba Stallions Cup Conditions (PA) Dh70,000 1,600m
Winner: AF Al Bairaq, Tadhg O’Shea, Ernst Oertel
MATCH INFO
Day 1 at Mount Maunganui
England 241-4
Denly 74, Stokes 67 not out, De Grandhomme 2-28
New Zealand
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18 under: Tyrrell Hatton (ENG)
- 14: Jason Scrivener (AUS)
-13: Rory McIlroy (NIR)
-12: Rafa Cabrera Bello (ESP)
-11: David Lipsky (USA), Marc Warren (SCO)
-10: Tommy Fleetwood (ENG), Chris Paisley (ENG), Matt Wallace (ENG), Fabrizio Zanotti (PAR)
Company Profile
Company name: Yeepeey
Started: Soft launch in November, 2020
Founders: Sagar Chandiramani, Jatin Sharma and Monish Chandiramani
Based: Dubai
Industry: E-grocery
Initial investment: $150,000
Future plan: Raise $1.5m and enter Saudi Arabia next year