Chaos Monkeys: Obscene Fortune and Random Failure in Silicon Valley by Antonio Garcia Martinez
Chaos Monkeys: Obscene Fortune and Random Failure in Silicon Valley by Antonio Garcia Martinez
Chaos Monkeys: Obscene Fortune and Random Failure in Silicon Valley by Antonio Garcia Martinez
Chaos Monkeys: Obscene Fortune and Random Failure in Silicon Valley by Antonio Garcia Martinez

Chaos Monkeys: Obscene Fortune and Random Failure in Silicon Valley – book review


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It’s becoming increasingly fashionable to criticise Silicon Valley, with the success of HBO’s television show of that name and numerous books on the topic.

Former Goldman Sachs strategist, entrepreneur and Facebook insider Antonio Garcia Martinez hitches his wagon to that train with Chaos Monkeys: Obscene Fortune and Random Failure in Silicon Valley, his memoir on the ins and outs of America’s innovation engine and capitalist heart.

Reading like a cross between the films The Social Network and The Wolf of Wall Street, Martinez details his ride from Wall Street to co-founding AdGrok, a start-up that aims to auto­mate the purchasing of Google ads.

AdGrok is eventually purchased by Twitter, but Mar­tinez deserts his co-founders for a job at Facebook before the ink on the deal is even dry. The intrigue in how the AdGrok team navigates the venture capital waters and the cut-throat manner in which entrepreneurs get funded, sued and hired is the best part of the book and should be a required reading for techies working in the space.

Less interesting is the latter half, in which Martinez documents his efforts to build and sell FBX, an advertising platform, to Facebook brass. That small niche of individuals who work in ad technology may find the section fascinating, but the minutiae is dull to the outsider. Even Mark Zuckerberg – known internally as “Zuck” – tells the author to get on with it when he attempts an explanation during a meeting.

Just as Jordan Belfort turned out to be a deplorable protagonist in The Wolf of Wall Street, so is Martinez a hard individual to like. He unashamedly details his alpha-male exploits, including the fathering and abandoning of two children with a woman he barely knows, and the drag racing of luxury cars through busy San Francisco streets.

He justifies his actions with a circular logic that one doesn’t get to recklessly drive luxury cars without possessing a certain degree of sociopathy to start with.

There’s no redemption or insight waiting at the end, just a chronicle of one man’s pursuit of riches at all costs. Martinez achieves that to some degree by cashing in on Facebook’s initial public offering in 2012, whereupon he literally sails off into the sunset on his boat. It’s an illuminating and entertaining read, if you can stomach the vapidity.

Q&A

What is a chaos monkey?

The term derives from the random code that software engineers sometimes unleash into their products during testing in an effort to break them. The author applies it to the title of his book to represent the random chaos that, in his opinion, drives Silicon Valley.

Who is the villain?

Martinez makes a lot of enemies – Chaos Monkeys is dedicated to them – but he saves his most vicious disdain for Murthy Nukala, founder of AdChemy. Mr Nukala sues Martinez and his partners when they leave his company to form their own advertising technology start-up.

Is there any good advice?

There is, and one of Martinez’s best tips – which can apply to venture capital funding requests and job interviews alike – is to do as much research and due diligence on the people you are meeting. Knowing each person’s history and traits provides advantages in negotiating with them.

What’s Facebook like on the inside?

Before its IPO in 2012, engineers were encouraged to experiment and “break things”, which is how Martinez and his cohorts ended up flooding Mark Zuckerberg’s desk (they were trying to brew beer at work). After the IPO, risk aversion started to creep in and innovation started to slow.

How much is enough?

Martinez calculates his Facebook payoff in shares to be worth about US$971,500 per year for four years, or about $500,000 a year after taxes. It’s enough to send the kids to private school and to vacation in Hawaii “a couple of times a year, maybe”.

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From: Dara

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Date: March 25, 2019 at 11:45pm PT

Subj: Accelerating in the Middle East

Five years ago, Uber launched in the Middle East. It was the start of an incredible journey, with millions of riders and drivers finding new ways to move and work in a dynamic region that’s become so important to Uber. Now Pakistan is one of our fastest-growing markets in the world, women are driving with Uber across Saudi Arabia, and we chose Cairo to launch our first Uber Bus product late last year.

Today we are taking the next step in this journey—well, it’s more like a leap, and a big one: in a few minutes, we’ll announce that we’ve agreed to acquire Careem. Importantly, we intend to operate Careem independently, under the leadership of co-founder and current CEO Mudassir Sheikha. I’ve gotten to know both co-founders, Mudassir and Magnus Olsson, and what they have built is truly extraordinary. They are first-class entrepreneurs who share our platform vision and, like us, have launched a wide range of products—from digital payments to food delivery—to serve consumers.

I expect many of you will ask how we arrived at this structure, meaning allowing Careem to maintain an independent brand and operate separately. After careful consideration, we decided that this framework has the advantage of letting us build new products and try new ideas across not one, but two, strong brands, with strong operators within each. Over time, by integrating parts of our networks, we can operate more efficiently, achieve even lower wait times, expand new products like high-capacity vehicles and payments, and quicken the already remarkable pace of innovation in the region.

This acquisition is subject to regulatory approval in various countries, which we don’t expect before Q1 2020. Until then, nothing changes. And since both companies will continue to largely operate separately after the acquisition, very little will change in either teams’ day-to-day operations post-close. Today’s news is a testament to the incredible business our team has worked so hard to build.

It’s a great day for the Middle East, for the region’s thriving tech sector, for Careem, and for Uber.

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Dialysis is a way of cleaning your blood when your kidneys fail and can no longer do the job.

It gets rid of your body's wastes, extra salt and water, and helps to control your blood pressure. The main cause of kidney failure is diabetes and hypertension.

There are two kinds of dialysis — haemodialysis and peritoneal.

In haemodialysis, blood is pumped out of your body to an artificial kidney machine that filter your blood and returns it to your body by tubes.

In peritoneal dialysis, the inside lining of your own belly acts as a natural filter. Wastes are taken out by means of a cleansing fluid which is washed in and out of your belly in cycles.

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It firmly rejected “acts of terrorism, which constitute a flagrant violation of the sanctity of houses of worship”.

“Attacking places of worship is a form of terrorism and extremism that threatens peace and stability within societies,” it said.

The council also warned against the rise of hate speech, racism, extremism and Islamophobia. It urged the international community to join efforts to promote tolerance and peaceful coexistence.

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Number of Chinese tourists coming to UAE in 2017 was... 1.3m

Alibaba’s new ‘Tech Town’  in Dubai is worth... $600m

China’s investment in the MIddle East in 2016 was... $29.5bn

The world’s most valuable start-up in 2018, TikTok, is valued at... $75bn

Boost to the UAE economy of 5G connectivity will be... $269bn 

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USA

Group B

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UAE
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Russia

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Oman
Portugal
Nigeria

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Name: Dukkantek 

Started: January 2021 

Founders: Sanad Yaghi, Ali Al Sayegh and Shadi Joulani 

Based: UAE 

Number of employees: 140 

Sector: B2B Vertical SaaS(software as a service) 

Investment: $5.2 million 

Funding stage: Seed round 

Investors: Global Founders Capital, Colle Capital Partners, Wamda Capital, Plug and Play, Comma Capital, Nowais Capital, Annex Investments and AMK Investment Office  

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December 20 and 21: Sheep beauty competition, from 10am

December 22: The best herd of 30 camels

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When: Friday, 11pm (UAE)
TV: BeIN Sports

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Started: April 2017

Founders: Mostafa Kandil, Ahmed Sabbah and Mahmoud Nouh

Based: Cairo, Egypt

Sector: transport

Size: 450 employees

Investment: approximately $80 million

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When Umm Kulthum performed in Abu Dhabi

  

 

 

 

Known as The Lady of Arabic Song, Umm Kulthum performed in Abu Dhabi on November 28, 1971, as part of celebrations for the fifth anniversary of the accession of Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan as Ruler of Abu Dhabi. A concert hall was constructed for the event on land that is now Al Nahyan Stadium, behind Al Wahda Mall. The audience were treated to many of Kulthum's most well-known songs as part of the sold-out show, including Aghadan Alqak and Enta Omri.