Take my job - please: Josh Brolin's 43 doesn't cover any new ground, doesn't find any novel way in, just offers up those same shrugs and pursing lips and tiny laughing eyes.
Take my job - please: Josh Brolin's 43 doesn't cover any new ground, doesn't find any novel way in, just offers up those same shrugs and pursing lips and tiny laughing eyes.
Take my job - please: Josh Brolin's 43 doesn't cover any new ground, doesn't find any novel way in, just offers up those same shrugs and pursing lips and tiny laughing eyes.
Take my job - please: Josh Brolin's 43 doesn't cover any new ground, doesn't find any novel way in, just offers up those same shrugs and pursing lips and tiny laughing eyes.

Misunderestimation


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Oliver Stone's Bush biopic has nothing new to say about its subject - and further reveals its director as a false provocateur, writes Mark Lotto.
The president of the United States has vanished on us, like a lost set of keys. He is missing and unmissed on the front pages of our newspapers and, most evenings, he goes unmentioned on the network news. Out on the campaign trail, he was discussed as though he were a bout of bad weather everybody hoped would break. The man was so absent he voted absentee. And yet in the election's final months, he was also everywhere, all the time: George W Bush, or some version of him, in movie trailers and print ads, on the sides of buses and posters on the subways; and appearing multiple times a day at every American multiplex, the subject of Oliver Stone's W.

The two men are a match set: Stone these days is as diminished a filmmaker as Bush is a president. And just as Bush reassures voters that the secrets he withheld also validated his every decision, Stone has spent his career trying to convince critics and audiences he knew things the rest of us couldn't and said things the rest of us wouldn't - about what doomed JFK in Dealey Plaza and Jim Morrison in his Paris bathtub, about the nasty killing fields in 'Nam and the nastier football fields of the NFL, about the depravities of stockbrokers and the hostile takeover of our culture by serial killers. He courted certain adjectives - "incendiary", say, or "controversial" - like someone eager for compliments about a new haircut.

Then came World Trade Center, a film about two cops jigsawed in the ruins of the twin towers, which felt like a penitent act, a loyalty oath, and turned out to be as anonymous and weepy as any made-for-TV movie. And his Bush biopic is really just a reenactment of the recent public record, with better cinematography than C-SPAN and better-known actors than Unsolved Mysteries. If Stone has some secrets here, he's not sharing; in W., he is the bearer of no news at all.

Political reporters, after all, have already written enough mash notes about George W Bush's wasted Prince Hal youth, his slightly less wasted middle age and his come-to-Jesus comeback. Everyone who survived these past eight years already knows the president never matured into a Henry V, that the St Crispin Day speeches he delivered sent all of us unto the breach, never to return. Half the dialogue in the film has already been spoken, in a more meaningful context, on Meet the Press or to Bob Woodward. Stone's W. website features a "footnoted" narrative - but look at it and you realise his bid for credibility is an admission of shallowness: more than a few citations point to Wikipedia.

Of course, Stone has always been less interested in history than his conspiracy theorising and occasional FOIA request would have us believe. What he really does is make comic book movies, gaudy and grand, self-seriously silly, starring, instead of superheroes, historical icons or inspired-by-true-events anti-heroes he's overdosed with his own gamma radiation. (Expect, whatever the period and whoever the subject, a lot of Oedipus and a little of Carlos Castaneda's phoney shamanism.) He wrote recently in Slate, "I'm a dramatist who is interested in people, and I have empathy for Bush as a human being, much the same as I did for Castro, Nixon, Jim Morrison, Jim Garrison and Alexander the Great."

Let's not pretend that humanising the man was all that hard to do. President Bush is already so publicly and blatantly human, so very committed to his own messianic averageness, always in over his head, out of his league. From the very start, Bush has been the recipient of the most forgiving and gentle satire: in Saturday Night Live sketches, Daily Show jabs and especially in the now-forgotten pre-September 11 sitcom That's My Bush. He's always portrayed as a likeable goof, a bystander, Rosencrantz or Guildenstern in somebody else's Hamlet. The jokes these past eight years haven't ever been withering or savage; instead, they've helped inoculate Bush against responsibility: for his administration, his own failures, our crumbling world. It's parody as a pre-emptive pardon.

So Stone's generous treatment of Bush isn't a radical or difficult departure; it's merely a dramatic continuation of the way the president has been portrayed since he first arrived on the national scene. Sure, Josh Brolin's 43 is less winking and less funny than Will Ferrell's, but it's also an imitation that doesn't cover any new ground, doesn't find any novel way in, just offers up those same shrugs and pursing lips and tiny laughing eyes. Brolin's Junior, ages 18 to 50, is freer of tics and fuller of motive. He is as earnest and affably manipulative as a big dog. Stone roots for him to make something of himself, even though the country might have been better off if he hadn't.

The real problem with Stone is that he's exactly wrong about himself. He purports to be an incisive, unflinching critic of American swagger and bombast, but his own swagger and bombast establish an affinity more convincing than his condemnations. Nobody, after all, watches Wall Street for the moment when Martin Sheen, the erudite baggage handler, implores his rotten stock broker son, "Create, instead of living off the buying and selling of others." People don't quote and overquote Sheen declaring that "What you see is a guy who never measured a man's success by the size of his wallet!" We forget too that Gordon Gekko ends the movie rained on, wiretapped, indicted and debased; no, we remember him circling through a shareholder's meeting, his silvery suit and resplendent suspenders like the plumage of a mating bird, holding seductively forth on the goodness of greed. Stone is the opposite of a fifth columnist: he's a loyalist who feigns subversion.

It's no wonder then that Stone throws prankish snowballs instead of wielding satire like a scalpel. Consider the grotesque caricatures of Bush's retinue: Condoleeza Rice is made to seem like a Martian doing a minstrel show. Donald Rumsfeld is either senile or semi-psychotic. Karl Rove, like a schoolgirl with a long-standing crush, blushes and flutters in most every scene. It's the most bungling cartoon cabinet since the Marx Brothers in Duck Soup. Groucho and his team of rivals did suck Freedonia into an unnecessary war, but for the record, they won.

In the real world, these were serious people, with resumes as thick as briefing books. And in the spooky, unsettled year after September 11, they seemed heroes enough that Vanity Fair sat them down for portraits, all of them looking resolute, unyielding, burnished as if these were pictures of the statues in their likeness that would someday be erected in bronze. But the ideas that made them stars in think-tank lecture halls and White House hallways were rather less successful on the streets of Baghdad. Their blind spots would prove calamitous; their certainty catastrophic. There are jokes worth making about the mess we're in, jokes that could clarify rather than obscure, indict rather than insulate, but Stone does not tell them. He's too busy filming scenes like the one where Bush and his cabinet, out on a walk in Texas, discussing post-war plans for Iraq, find themselves totally lost - as if this was good slapstick or damning insight.

I'll say this: If Oliver Stone wanted so badly to make a Bush film, he might have zeroed in on Dick Cheney, that black hole of American government, emanating such powerful gravity he bends clauses of the Constitution around him. He's the cipher a movie could help us understand, the hulk some subtle dramatist should shrink back down into a man. That's what we need: an act of imagination as generous and cutting and complete as the reporting in Barton Gellman's Angler: The Cheney Vice Presidency.

Instead we get W. and Richard Dreyfuss as Cheney, a performance unbearable even by Richard Dreyfuss standards: sinister, simplistic, too smug. This Cheney stands up in the situation room in order to cue the overhead projector to a Middle East map festooned with stars and stripes, to declare his lust for Iraqi oil and then monologue his master plan, like he's some sort of Bond villain. "Empire. Real empire. Nobody'll f*** with us ever again," is a line he actually delivers.

On second thought, maybe what we need is no more biopics. We already watch campaigns that privilege personality over issues; already have cable pundits and newspaper columnists who deflate politics into psychodrama; already read Newsweek to learn about John McCain the insomniac and Barack Obama the night owl, their eating habits and irritations and quickies with their first ladies, about which candidate loves Herman Wouk novels and which sang Disco Inferno during debate prep. And Oliver Stone still thinks he's the one artist able to see great men as men.

The elation these days isn't easy to describe. The night Barack Obama was elected, my Brooklyn neighbourhood was full of people dancing in the streets, cars honking, stereos blasting, huge happy crowds gathering, like this was some banana republic whose dictator had finally died. A mustachioed, middle-aged black man grabbed me, embraced me, kissed me hard on the cheek, and told me that he and I were "both America".

And 60-some days from now, the president will really and truly vanish, like a movie whose long theatrical run has finally ended. He'll climb inside that helicopter and then disappear onto his Crawford ranch, into seats on corporate boards, paid appearances, the impassable archives of his library. George Bush's departure won't refill the 401ks, or sow peace in the Middle East. We know this. Of course we do. But our reptilian brains can't help but feel - sigh, hope - that a new president means a new day, that the nation gets a mulligan inside history, a do-over.

This is what happens when we reduce global cause-and-effect to biography, like pagans mistaking thunder for the rage of angry gods. But the well-documented personal pathologies and executive misdeeds that Stone pretends to unearth are the least of our woes. We should fret over, well, everything else, all that was too complicated, too dull, too massive, to fit into W: our actions and inaction, the labyrinths of signing statements and executive orders and classified commands, the deregulations still chomping through financial systems and conservation protections, the thousands of well-intentioned Bush appointees who every day for eight years sat dutifully down at their executive branch desks and made the world worse, about whom no biopics will ever be made.

Mark Lotto is on the staff of The New York Times.

Why does a queen bee feast only on royal jelly?

Some facts about bees:

The queen bee eats only royal jelly, an extraordinary food created by worker bees so she lives much longer

The life cycle of a worker bee is from 40-60 days

A queen bee lives for 3-5 years

This allows her to lay millions of eggs and allows the continuity of the bee colony

About 20,000 honey bees and one queen populate each hive

Honey is packed with vital vitamins, minerals, enzymes, water and anti-oxidants.

Apart from honey, five other products are royal jelly, the special food bees feed their queen 

Pollen is their protein source, a super food that is nutritious, rich in amino acids

Beewax is used to construct the combs. Due to its anti-fungal, anti-bacterial elements, it is used in skin treatments

Propolis, a resin-like material produced by bees is used to make hives. It has natural antibiotic qualities so works to sterilize hive,  protects from disease, keeps their home free from germs. Also used to treat sores, infection, warts

Bee venom is used by bees to protect themselves. Has anti-inflammatory properties, sometimes used to relieve conditions such as rheumatoid arthritis, nerve and muscle pain

Honey, royal jelly, pollen have health enhancing qualities

The other three products are used for therapeutic purposes

Is beekeeping dangerous?

As long as you deal with bees gently, you will be safe, says Mohammed Al Najeh, who has worked with bees since he was a boy.

“The biggest mistake people make is they panic when they see a bee. They are small but smart creatures. If you move your hand quickly to hit the bees, this is an aggressive action and bees will defend themselves. They can sense the adrenalin in our body. But if we are calm, they are move away.”

 

 

Greatest of All Time
Starring: Vijay, Sneha, Prashanth, Prabhu Deva, Mohan
Director: Venkat Prabhu
Rating: 2/5
The specs

Engine: 4.0-litre, twin-turbocharged V8

Transmission: nine-speed automatic

Power: 630bhp

Torque: 900Nm

Price: Dh810,000

Specs

Engine: Duel electric motors
Power: 659hp
Torque: 1075Nm
On sale: Available for pre-order now
Price: On request

Padmaavat

Director: Sanjay Leela Bhansali

Starring: Ranveer Singh, Deepika Padukone, Shahid Kapoor, Jim Sarbh

3.5/5

Who is Tim-Berners Lee?

Sir Tim Berners-Lee was born in London in a household of mathematicians and computer scientists. Both his mother, Mary Lee, and father, Conway, were early computer scientists who worked on the Ferranti 1 - the world's first commercially-available, general purpose digital computer. Sir Tim studied Physics at the University of Oxford and held a series of roles developing code and building software before moving to Switzerland to work for Cern, the European Particle Physics laboratory. He developed the worldwide web code as a side project in 1989 as a global information-sharing system. After releasing the first web code in 1991, Cern made it open and free for all to use. Sir Tim now campaigns for initiatives to make sure the web remains open and accessible to all.

David Haye record

Total fights: 32
Wins: 28
Wins by KO: 26
Losses: 4

PROVISIONAL FIXTURE LIST

Premier League

Wednesday, June 17 (Kick-offs uae times) Aston Villa v Sheffield United 9pm; Manchester City v Arsenal 11pm 

Friday, June 19 Norwich v Southampton 9pm; Tottenham v Manchester United 11pm  

Saturday, June 20 Watford v Leicester 3.30pm; Brighton v Arsenal 6pm; West Ham v Wolves 8.30pm; Bournemouth v Crystal Palace 10.45pm 

Sunday, June 21 Newcastle v Sheffield United 2pm; Aston Villa v Chelsea 7.30pm; Everton v Liverpool 10pm 

Monday, June 22 Manchester City v Burnley 11pm (Sky)

Tuesday, June 23 Southampton v Arsenal 9pm; Tottenham v West Ham 11.15pm 

Wednesday, June 24 Manchester United v Sheffield United 9pm; Newcastle v Aston Villa 9pm; Norwich v Everton 9pm; Liverpool v Crystal Palace 11.15pm

Thursday, June 25 Burnley v Watford 9pm; Leicester v Brighton 9pm; Chelsea v Manchester City 11.15pm; Wolves v Bournemouth 11.15pm

Sunday June 28 Aston Villa vs Wolves 3pm; Watford vs Southampton 7.30pm 

Monday June 29 Crystal Palace vs Burnley 11pm

Tuesday June 30 Brighton vs Manchester United 9pm; Sheffield United vs Tottenham 11.15pm 

Wednesday July 1 Bournemouth vs Newcastle 9pm; Everton vs Leicester 9pm; West Ham vs Chelsea 11.15pm

Thursday July 2 Arsenal vs Norwich 9pm; Manchester City vs Liverpool 11.15pm

 

About RuPay

A homegrown card payment scheme launched by the National Payments Corporation of India and backed by the Reserve Bank of India, the country’s central bank

RuPay process payments between banks and merchants for purchases made with credit or debit cards

It has grown rapidly in India and competes with global payment network firms like MasterCard and Visa.

In India, it can be used at ATMs, for online payments and variations of the card can be used to pay for bus, metro charges, road toll payments

The name blends two words rupee and payment

Some advantages of the network include lower processing fees and transaction costs

The specs

Engine: four-litre V6 and 3.5-litre V6 twin-turbo

Transmission: six-speed and 10-speed

Power: 271 and 409 horsepower

Torque: 385 and 650Nm

Price: from Dh229,900 to Dh355,000

What vitamins do we know are beneficial for living in the UAE

Vitamin D: Highly relevant in the UAE due to limited sun exposure; supports bone health, immunity and mood.Vitamin B12: Important for nerve health and energy production, especially for vegetarians, vegans and individuals with absorption issues.Iron: Useful only when deficiency or anaemia is confirmed; helps reduce fatigue and support immunity.Omega-3 (EPA/DHA): Supports heart health and reduces inflammation, especially for those who consume little fish.

What the law says

Micro-retirement is not a recognised concept or employment status under Federal Decree Law No. 33 of 2021 on the Regulation of Labour Relations (as amended) (UAE Labour Law). As such, it reflects a voluntary work-life balance practice, rather than a recognised legal employment category, according to Dilini Loku, senior associate for law firm Gateley Middle East.

“Some companies may offer formal sabbatical policies or career break programmes; however, beyond such arrangements, there is no automatic right or statutory entitlement to extended breaks,” she explains.

“Any leave taken beyond statutory entitlements, such as annual leave, is typically regarded as unpaid leave in accordance with Article 33 of the UAE Labour Law. While employees may legally take unpaid leave, such requests are subject to the employer’s discretion and require approval.”

If an employee resigns to pursue micro-retirement, the employment contract is terminated, and the employer is under no legal obligation to rehire the employee in the future unless specific contractual agreements are in place (such as return-to-work arrangements), which are generally uncommon, Ms Loku adds.

The chef's advice

Troy Payne, head chef at Abu Dhabi’s newest healthy eatery Sanderson’s in Al Seef Resort & Spa, says singles need to change their mindset about how they approach the supermarket.

“They feel like they can’t buy one cucumber,” he says. “But I can walk into a shop – I feed two people at home – and I’ll walk into a shop and I buy one cucumber, I’ll buy one onion.”

Mr Payne asks for the sticker to be placed directly on each item, rather than face the temptation of filling one of the two-kilogram capacity plastic bags on offer.

The chef also advises singletons not get too hung up on “organic”, particularly high-priced varieties that have been flown in from far-flung locales. Local produce is often grown sustainably, and far cheaper, he says.

The specs

AT4 Ultimate, as tested

Engine: 6.2-litre V8

Power: 420hp

Torque: 623Nm

Transmission: 10-speed automatic

Price: From Dh330,800 (Elevation: Dh236,400; AT4: Dh286,800; Denali: Dh345,800)

On sale: Now

Tips for newlyweds to better manage finances

All couples are unique and have to create a financial blueprint that is most suitable for their relationship, says Vijay Valecha, chief investment officer at Century Financial. He offers his top five tips for couples to better manage their finances.

Discuss your assets and debts: When married, it’s important to understand each other’s personal financial situation. It’s necessary to know upfront what each party brings to the table, as debts and assets affect spending habits and joint loan qualifications. Discussing all aspects of their finances as a couple prevents anyone from being blindsided later.

Decide on the financial/saving goals: Spouses should independently list their top goals and share their lists with one another to shape a joint plan. Writing down clear goals will help them determine how much to save each month, how much to put aside for short-term goals, and how they will reach their long-term financial goals.

Set a budget: A budget can keep the couple be mindful of their income and expenses. With a monthly budget, couples will know exactly how much they can spend in a category each month, how much they have to work with and what spending areas need to be evaluated.

Decide who manages what: When it comes to handling finances, it’s a good idea to decide who manages what. For example, one person might take on the day-to-day bills, while the other tackles long-term investments and retirement plans.

Money date nights: Talking about money should be a healthy, ongoing conversation and couples should not wait for something to go wrong. They should set time aside every month to talk about future financial decisions and see the progress they’ve made together towards accomplishing their goals.

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Like a Fading Shadow

Antonio Muñoz Molina

Translated from the Spanish by Camilo A. Ramirez

Tuskar Rock Press (pp. 310)

MATCH INFO

Chelsea 0

Liverpool 2 (Mane 50', 54')

Red card: Andreas Christensen (Chelsea)

Man of the match: Sadio Mane (Liverpool)

If you go

Flight connections to Ulaanbaatar are available through a variety of hubs, including Seoul and Beijing, with airlines including Mongolian Airlines and Korean Air. While some nationalities, such as Americans, don’t need a tourist visa for Mongolia, others, including UAE citizens, can obtain a visa on arrival, while others including UK citizens, need to obtain a visa in advance. Contact the Mongolian Embassy in the UAE for more information.

Nomadic Road offers expedition-style trips to Mongolia in January and August, and other destinations during most other months. Its nine-day August 2020 Mongolia trip will cost from $5,250 per person based on two sharing, including airport transfers, two nights’ hotel accommodation in Ulaanbaatar, vehicle rental, fuel, third party vehicle liability insurance, the services of a guide and support team, accommodation, food and entrance fees; nomadicroad.com

A fully guided three-day, two-night itinerary at Three Camel Lodge costs from $2,420 per person based on two sharing, including airport transfers, accommodation, meals and excursions including the Yol Valley and Flaming Cliffs. A return internal flight from Ulaanbaatar to Dalanzadgad costs $300 per person and the flight takes 90 minutes each way; threecamellodge.com

Evacuations to France hit by controversy
  • Over 500 Gazans have been evacuated to France since November 2023
  • Evacuations were paused after a student already in France posted anti-Semitic content and was subsequently expelled to Qatar
  • The Foreign Ministry launched a review to determine how authorities failed to detect the posts before her entry
  • Artists and researchers fall under a programme called Pause that began in 2017
  • It has benefited more than 700 people from 44 countries, including Syria, Turkey, Iran, and Sudan
  • Since the start of the Gaza war, it has also included 45 Gazan beneficiaries
  • Unlike students, they are allowed to bring their families to France