Dubai – so often the land of the reformed nostalgia act, the one-hit wonder DJ and the cheesy cover band – hosted a line-up on Friday that was so contemporaneously hot, it hurt.
Hosted at Zero Gravity, the inaugural DXBeach punched in with two heavyweights – Mark Ronson and Jess Glynne – whose critical mass has multiplied monumentally this year, making waves, or rather tsunamis, with respective number-one smashes.
As big as Glynne's Hold My Hand is – it was just knocked off the No 1 spot in the United Kingdom after three weeks at the top – it is a mere stone crushed by the boulder of Ronson's tune. Uptown Funk is a phenomenon – No 1 in 20 countries, including 14 weeks at the top of the charts in the United States, which ties as the biggest stateside hit of the century.
“Do you think I should play my own stuff?” Ronson asked innocently, at the end of our interview earlier in the day. Yes Mark, you should.
It seems he took the advice – the first 20 minutes of his set was like a manifesto for his production prowess, polishing off highlights from each of his four albums.
Taking to the decks a little after 9.30pm, wearing a Scarface-style white suit – the jacket was off in seconds – he kicked off with his most-recent single Feel Right, a storming funk featuring the rapper Mystikal. Ronson then leapt back to his first hit, Ooh Wee (from 2003's Here Comes the Fuzz), followed by Bang Bang Bang (from 2010's Record Collection) and his rework on Radiohead's Just (Version, 2007).
At exactly 10pm, he went nuclear and dropped it like it was really hot – and it is – Uptown Funk.
"This is the first time I've got to play this song to so many people," said Ronson. He'll be spinning it to far bigger crowds at Glastonbury and Lovebox soon, but for now, Ronson seemed genuinely touched – so much so that he played Uptown Funk again, debuting a brand new remix, just 45 minutes later, after a deep and dirty mid-set hip-hop detour.
"We've got 15 minutes left, let's go back to the funk," he said. Like an excited schoolboy eager to share his influences, he broke all the rules and dropped two James Brown classics in a row – Get Up Offa That Thing and Sex Machine.
“This is my dream – to see 5,000 people on a beach dancing to James Brown,” he yelled. “You’re the best crowd I could hope for.”
This from a guy who played at Tom Cruise’s wedding. Ronson really is the ultimate party DJ – someone sharing the records he loves, because he loves them. He just happens to have produced some of them, too. Some of the best ones.
Just before Ronson we had Glynne, who proved she had more to say, musically, than we’ve had a chance to hear so far.
Her breakout hits My Love and Rather Be – for Route 94 and Clean Bandit, respectively – were early crowd-pleasers, but they came sandwiched between several promising, unfamiliar originals from the 25-year-old's upcoming debut album, which hint at a more mature, soulful sound.
Closing, inevitably, with Hold My Hand, this was the perfect booking for this venue on this day – but in a year, Glynne could be on whole other level.
A word on the set-up. All the chat beforehand focused on one buzzword – Sandance. Was it a fair comparison?
DXBeach is a case of “same same, but smaller”. Much is familiar – the venue’s shape and vibe, the branding, the PA – even the view back to land from the sand. What set DXBeach apart was the line-up. Sandance long distinguished itself with the might of its bookings – from The Killers to Calvin Harris – but it rarely scored a booking quite as contemporaneous as DXBeach’s dual headliners.
With talk of a follow-up in October, it’s only right to be excited about who they might bring in next.
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Suggested picnic spots
Abu Dhabi
Umm Al Emarat Park
Yas Gateway Park
Delma Park
Al Bateen beach
Saadiyaat beach
The Corniche
Zayed Sports City
Dubai
Kite Beach
Zabeel Park
Al Nahda Pond Park
Mushrif Park
Safa Park
Al Mamzar Beach Park
Al Qudrah Lakes
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The bio:
Favourite film:
Declan: It was The Commitments but now it’s Bohemian Rhapsody.
Heidi: The Long Kiss Goodnight.
Favourite holiday destination:
Declan: Las Vegas but I also love getting home to Ireland and seeing everyone back home.
Heidi: Australia but my dream destination would be to go to Cuba.
Favourite pastime:
Declan: I love brunching and socializing. Just basically having the craic.
Heidi: Paddleboarding and swimming.
Personal motto:
Declan: Take chances.
Heidi: Live, love, laugh and have no regrets.
UJDA CHAMAN
Produced: Panorama Studios International
Directed: Abhishek Pathak
Cast: Sunny Singh, Maanvi Gagroo, Grusha Kapoor, Saurabh Shukla
Rating: 3.5 /5 stars
GAC GS8 Specs
Engine: 2.0-litre 4cyl turbo
Power: 248hp at 5,200rpm
Torque: 400Nm at 1,750-4,000rpm
Transmission: 8-speed auto
Fuel consumption: 9.1L/100km
On sale: Now
Price: From Dh149,900
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Company name: baraka
Started: July 2020
Founders: Feras Jalbout and Kunal Taneja
Based: Dubai and Bahrain
Sector: FinTech
Initial investment: $150,000
Current staff: 12
Stage: Pre-seed capital raising of $1 million
Investors: Class 5 Global, FJ Labs, IMO Ventures, The Community Fund, VentureSouq, Fox Ventures, Dr Abdulla Elyas (private investment)
ETFs explained
Exhchange traded funds are bought and sold like shares, but operate as index-tracking funds, passively following their chosen indices, such as the S&P 500, FTSE 100 and the FTSE All World, plus a vast range of smaller exchanges and commodities, such as gold, silver, copper sugar, coffee and oil.
ETFs have zero upfront fees and annual charges as low as 0.07 per cent a year, which means you get to keep more of your returns, as actively managed funds can charge as much as 1.5 per cent a year.
There are thousands to choose from, with the five biggest providers BlackRock’s iShares range, Vanguard, State Street Global Advisors SPDR ETFs, Deutsche Bank AWM X-trackers and Invesco PowerShares.
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MATCH INFO
Uefa Champions League semi-final, first leg
Bayern Munich v Real Madrid
When: April 25, 10.45pm kick-off (UAE)
Where: Allianz Arena, Munich
Live: BeIN Sports HD
Second leg: May 1, Santiago Bernabeu, Madrid
Real estate tokenisation project
Dubai launched the pilot phase of its real estate tokenisation project last month.
The initiative focuses on converting real estate assets into digital tokens recorded on blockchain technology and helps in streamlining the process of buying, selling and investing, the Dubai Land Department said.
Dubai’s real estate tokenisation market is projected to reach Dh60 billion ($16.33 billion) by 2033, representing 7 per cent of the emirate’s total property transactions, according to the DLD.
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In numbers: China in Dubai
The number of Chinese people living in Dubai: An estimated 200,000
Number of Chinese people in International City: Almost 50,000
Daily visitors to Dragon Mart in 2018/19: 120,000
Daily visitors to Dragon Mart in 2010: 20,000
Percentage increase in visitors in eight years: 500 per cent
Skewed figures
In the village of Mevagissey in southwest England the housing stock has doubled in the last century while the number of residents is half the historic high. The village's Neighbourhood Development Plan states that 26% of homes are holiday retreats. Prices are high, averaging around £300,000, £50,000 more than the Cornish average of £250,000. The local average wage is £15,458.
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Kumulus Water
Started: 2021
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million
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The specs
Engine: Four electric motors, one at each wheel
Power: 579hp
Torque: 859Nm
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Price: From Dh825,900
On sale: Now
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IF YOU GO
The flights: FlyDubai offers direct flights to Catania Airport from Dubai International Terminal 2 daily with return fares starting from Dh1,895.
The details: Access to the 2,900-metre elevation point at Mount Etna by cable car and 4x4 transport vehicle cost around €57.50 (Dh248) per adult. Entry into Teatro Greco costs €10 (Dh43). For more go to www.visitsicily.info
Where to stay: Hilton Giardini Naxos offers beachfront access and accessible to Taormina and Mount Etna. Rooms start from around €130 (Dh561) per night, including taxes.
The Limehouse Golem
Director: Juan Carlos Medina
Cast: Olivia Cooke, Bill Nighy, Douglas Booth
Three stars
How much sugar is in chocolate Easter eggs?
- The 169g Crunchie egg has 15.9g of sugar per 25g serving, working out at around 107g of sugar per egg
- The 190g Maltesers Teasers egg contains 58g of sugar per 100g for the egg and 19.6g of sugar in each of the two Teasers bars that come with it
- The 188g Smarties egg has 113g of sugar per egg and 22.8g in the tube of Smarties it contains
- The Milky Bar white chocolate Egg Hunt Pack contains eight eggs at 7.7g of sugar per egg
- The Cadbury Creme Egg contains 26g of sugar per 40g egg
A MINECRAFT MOVIE
Director: Jared Hess
Starring: Jack Black, Jennifer Coolidge, Jason Momoa
Rating: 3/5
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