James Blunt gave a whistle-stop, blink-and-you-miss it nine-minute press conference backstage before his show at the Dubai Jazz Festival tonight (Wednesday February 25).
Renowned for his quick wit and turn of phrase, here’s his best one-liners and local observations.
On the 20-floor Michael Bublé advert on the neighbouring IGO building, overlooking the Jazz Festival stage
“I’ve asked if they’ll cover it up for the show.”
On performing super-hit You’re Beautiful
“It’s always in the setlist because otherwise people would ask for their money back.”
On being a newspaper agony aunt
“I hope no one ever takes my advice, or else I might end up being sued.”
On post-gig revelry
“I’ve got so many friends in Dubai, of the 40 guest tickets I’ve been given I think I’ve used 60 — so I’m looking forward to a decent get together after the show.”
On being a rock star
“My third album was designed for my world tour, I was picking up an electric guitar and trying to be a rock star — unconvincingly.”
On his storied online Twitter trolling wars
“It’s worth remembering there’ll be 5,000 people who turn up tonight, and every single night — and those 5,000 will never be taken seriously by the media, they’ll focus on the five individuals at home alone writing five nasty words. Is it worth taking those five guys seriously? No, it’s probably worth laughing at them, and laughing at yourself.”
And his recent accusations of prejudice following one ill-received Tweet ...
“I don’t think there was any controversy. Two people is not a Twitter storm, and if you think it is, get out of journalism.”
On his marriage last year to Sofia Wellesley
“I’m married to the road and my band.”
On being away from home and his family
“Skype’s pretty good nowadays, isn’t it?”
On what irritates him
“Very little, life’s pretty good.”
On big gigs versus small gigs
“A large audience is great because you know you’re earning a load of money”.
All in nine minutes. That guy can talk.
• James Blunt performs at the Dubai Jazz Fest tonight (Wednesday February 25). See www.dubaijazzfest.com
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Obed Suhail of ServiceMarket, an online home services marketplace, outlines the five types of long-term residential visas:
Investors:
A 10-year residency visa can be obtained by investors who invest Dh10 million, out of which 60 per cent should not be in real estate. It can be a public investment through a deposit or in a business. Those who invest Dh5 million or more in property are eligible for a five-year residency visa. The invested amount should be completely owned by the investors, not loaned, and retained for at least three years.
Entrepreneurs:
A five-year multiple entry visa is available to entrepreneurs with a previous project worth Dh0.5m or those with the approval of an accredited business incubator in the UAE.
Specialists
Expats with specialised talents, including doctors, specialists, scientists, inventors, and creative individuals working in the field of culture and art are eligible for a 10-year visa, given that they have a valid employment contract in one of these fields in the country.
Outstanding students:
A five-year visa will be granted to outstanding students who have a grade of 95 per cent or higher in a secondary school, or those who graduate with a GPA of 3.75 from a university.
Retirees:
Expats who are at least 55 years old can obtain a five-year retirement visa if they invest Dh2m in property, have savings of Dh1m or more, or have a monthly income of at least Dh20,000.
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Chelsea 0
Liverpool 2 (Mane 50', 54')
Red card: Andreas Christensen (Chelsea)
Man of the match: Sadio Mane (Liverpool)
