Comedian Shazia Mirza is adamant: she never wanted to create her stand-up show The Kardashians Made Me Do It. "It was something I felt I had to do," she says.
Such reluctance seems strange for a comedienne who performed every night for a month at Edinburgh’s Fringe, and who is about to embark on a fresh run in London with newly added material.
But Mirza, 38, says she felt compelled to write the provocative material, in which she takes on jihadi brides, ISIL and its leader Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi – not least because they purport to be representing her faith.
“I felt I had to say: ‘This is nothing to do with Islam, the religion that I and my friends practise every day’,” she says.
She was motivated to take action by the story of three schoolgirls from Bethnal Green in East London, who fled their homes to join ISIL in Syria this year.
As a Muslim public figure in her native Britain, Mirza was bombarded with calls to comment from TV and radio stations. “Like they consulted me before they went,” she says. “I thought: ‘Why are you asking me? I am as baffled as you are’.”
But one thing she felt compelled to demonstrate was “this is not Islam. I felt strongly that I should say that, and if I was to go on stage and do a show about this as a comedienne, I should give the audience some proof – not just give them the truth – in an intelligent, funny way”.
The result was The Kardashians Made Me Do It, a stand-up show in which she tackles the teenagers' reasons for fleeing – "they think they've gone on a Club 18-30 holiday".
Mirza’s comedy clearly has serious undertones, most notably, perhaps, during a bold finale in which she quotes the hadith, the teachings of the Prophet Muhammad, to demonstrate all that is wrong with ISIL.
Her Edinburgh show won lavish praise, described as “brave and urgent”, “vital” and “rammed with provocation”. Is she worried about a backlash?
Mirza, a former schoolteacher who began writing and performing comedy in 2000, says she is backed by religious scholars and holy texts and felt obliged to defend her faith.
“If we keep ramming Islam down people’s throats, they are not going to listen,” she says. “I can make people laugh. It can be entertaining and lighthearted – but I can also tell them the truth.”
She has previously received death threats, however, particularly after the September 11 attacks, when her one-liner “my name is Shazia Mirza – at least, that’s what it says on my pilot’s licence” would elicit gasps from the audience.
But Birmingham-born Mirza, who has performed in Dubai and Oman, pulls no punches and does not shy away from pushing boundaries.
Her show, which has been extended to nearly two hours, has already been mired in controversy before it even begins its run at Tricycle Theatre in Kilburn in North London today.
She wanted to call it The Road To Al Baghdadi but was banned from doing so by theatre managers. She renamed it based on a comment made by the sister of one of the runaway teenagers about how she was "into normal teenager things and watched Keeping Up with the Kardashians".
Mirza was told by theatre staff that she could not use the name she wanted because “it will end up in the news cycle and on Twitter, ISIL will see it and we could get into serious trouble”. “I was annoyed and thought it was crazy,” she says.
“ISIL is about fear and you are now buying into that, so they are winning. But that [decision] has backfired because I have done a whole routine about it in my show now – so it will end up in the news cycle anyway.
“This is a lesson not to censor art of any kind, especially at this time.”
• Shazia Mirza: The Kardashians Made Me Do It runs from today until October 3 at Tricycle Theatre, London. For more information, visit www.tricycle.co.uk
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SUNDERLAND 2002-03
No one has ended a Premier League season quite like Sunderland. They lost each of their final 15 games, taking no points after January. They ended up with 19 in total, sacking managers Peter Reid and Howard Wilkinson and losing 3-1 to Charlton when they scored three own goals in eight minutes.
SUNDERLAND 2005-06
Until Derby came along, Sunderland’s total of 15 points was the Premier League’s record low. They made it until May and their final home game before winning at the Stadium of Light while they lost a joint record 29 of their 38 league games.
HUDDERSFIELD 2018-19
Joined Derby as the only team to be relegated in March. No striker scored until January, while only two players got more assists than goalkeeper Jonas Lossl. The mid-season appointment Jan Siewert was to end his time as Huddersfield manager with a 5.3 per cent win rate.
ASTON VILLA 2015-16
Perhaps the most inexplicably bad season, considering they signed Idrissa Gueye and Adama Traore and still only got 17 points. Villa won their first league game, but none of the next 19. They ended an abominable campaign by taking one point from the last 39 available.
FULHAM 2018-19
Terrible in different ways. Fulham’s total of 26 points is not among the lowest ever but they contrived to get relegated after spending over £100 million (Dh457m) in the transfer market. Much of it went on defenders but they only kept two clean sheets in their first 33 games.
LA LIGA: Sporting Gijon, 13 points in 1997-98.
BUNDESLIGA: Tasmania Berlin, 10 points in 1965-66
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The Federal National Council is one of five federal authorities established by the UAE constitution. It held its first session on December 2, 1972, a year to the day after Federation.
It has 40 members, eight of whom are women. The members represent the UAE population through each of the emirates. Abu Dhabi and Dubai have eight members each, Sharjah and Ras al Khaimah six, and Ajman, Fujairah and Umm Al Quwain have four.
They bring Emirati issues to the council for debate and put those concerns to ministers summoned for questioning.
The FNC’s main functions include passing, amending or rejecting federal draft laws, discussing international treaties and agreements, and offering recommendations on general subjects raised during sessions.
Federal draft laws must first pass through the FNC for recommendations when members can amend the laws to suit the needs of citizens. The draft laws are then forwarded to the Cabinet for consideration and approval.
Since 2006, half of the members have been elected by UAE citizens to serve four-year terms and the other half are appointed by the Ruler’s Courts of the seven emirates.
In the 2015 elections, 78 of the 252 candidates were women. Women also represented 48 per cent of all voters and 67 per cent of the voters were under the age of 40.
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The Bio
Amal likes watching Japanese animation movies and Manga - her favourite is The Ancient Magus Bride
She is the eldest of 11 children, and has four brothers and six sisters.
Her dream is to meet with all of her friends online from around the world who supported her work throughout the years
Her favourite meal is pizza and stuffed vine leaves
She ams to improve her English and learn Japanese, which many animated programmes originate in