It is a question John Cleese is asked countless times by fans in the UK.
Why can't they see what is arguably his greatest comedic creation, the television series Fawlty Towers, on the small screen in his native England?
His answer remains the same: ask the BBC.
Speaking to The National before two shows at Dubai Opera on Tuesday and Wednesday, December 15 and 16, the comedian, actor and writer expresses his frustration that the critically acclaimed series, which follows the manic adventures of hotelier Basil Fawlty and his kooky employees, isn't often repeated on terrestrial TV by the public broadcaster.
"The BBC hadn't put it out for 20 years on terrestrial television," he says, although the broadcaster did air the episode Communication Problems after the death of star Andrew Sachs, who played hapless waiter Manuel, in 2016. "So if you've got these idiots in charge, then you're subject to them because they're the people who say if it goes out or not."
The same thing goes for his non-appearance on Netflix, despite his repeated attempts.
Cleese reveals he sent the streaming a giant a number of concepts, all to no avail.
“I went to Netflix with six good ideas and they can’t be bothered to even reply to my agent. I mean, what do people like me do?”
Work and pleasure
Well, you keep working, of course, and have some fun along the way.
This was the idea behind Cleese’s return to the UAE. He flew into Dubai a fortnight ago with no real plan for his trip, other than winging it.
Needing some sunshine not afforded in a chilly and anxious UK on the verge of another lockdown, Cleese came to the UAE with the promise of performance opportunities.
His associates were true to their word, with Cleese set to appear at Dubai Opera for the first time.
Those attending shouldn't pay too much attention to the show's marketing campaign, however.
Cleese rubbishes the show's ageist title, Monty Python's John Cleese – Alive! (Just), and its promise that he will examine "the dysfunctional world we live in".
It's clear he didn't receive that memo.
"It's the marketing people who make up all that stuff," Cleese says with a sigh. "It's terribly funny what these people want, which is really just a catchy title when 'an evening with John Cleese' is perfectly enough. I could have called the show Seven Ways to Skin an Ocelot, and they would have agreed."
When it comes to material, Cleese says the show will be full of anecdotes taken from his six-decade career, including his time with the comedic troupe Monty Python, how he created the influential Fawlty Towers (1975-1979) and the 1975 film Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
It’s the safe option, he admits, considering the pandemic kept him away from the stage for most of this year.
"I mean, one of the nice things about talking about Monty Python and the Holy Grail is people aren't going to contradict me," he says. "They're not going to say 'no, you've got that wrong.' Politicians have a slightly harder time than I do."
Finding humour in blunder
But surely, considering the world we currently live in, there is plenty of “dysfunction” for Cleese to latch on to with acerbic glee.
For instance, by the time he steps foot on the Dubai Opera stage, we may know if the torturous negotiations between the UK and the EU finally yielded a deal or a hard Brexit.
As someone who publicly supporting Brexit, albeit a soft one, he says finding the funny side in the heated topic is a challenge. Besides, he has taken a philosophical view regarding the whole matter.
“It is too complicated a subject, really, to make jokes about,” he says. “There are very interesting arguments for both sides, but the problem is people often make up their mind up about things they don't actually know anything about.
“There was a wonderful physicist called Richard Feynman, and Richard once said that he’d rather be in a state of doubt about everything than pretend that he knows things for sure, which he knows perfectly well, he can't know for sure."
There is more comedic promise, he says, in talking about the unfolding pandemic. Strip away the tragic human toll, and some of the frazzled reactions from the public and politicians is ripe for the funny treatment.
While he won't name names, he does recognise smidgens of Basil Fawlty in the current UK leadership.
“The nature of comedy is about people's foibles, failures and [what happens when] we don't hit the mark. If you try to write a comedy about somebody who is kind and wise and generous, it wouldn't be funny,” he says.
“It's people like Basil Fawlty who are funny. People who are dripping faults all over the place.”
How political correctness is choking comedy
Whether the current generation of audiences find it funny is another question.
While Cleese acknowledges some of his pugnacious humour may not be to everyone’s liking, he cites an increase in political correctness for not only robbing people of the joys of comedy, but in creating less well-rounded individuals.
“Political correctness started out with a good idea which is, ‘let's not be horrible to people'. I think we can mostly agree with that,” he says.
“But you then get to the point where you can't make a joke about somebody because their life's going to be destroyed and they'll have to go into a nursing home, and the (UK's publicly funded National Health Service) NHS will have to pay. I mean, it's ridiculously out of proportion.”
Cleese says the corroding effect of political correctness has also upended what he views as family norms.
“Some of my friends are getting in quite heated arguments with their children because they tell them, ‘well, you must not say that. You must have say this,’” he says.
“A lot of good social interaction is about people teasing each other, if it's done with affection. It's what happens in families – people tease each other and there's laughter about the teasing. And that's all right. If teasing gets nasty, then just say 'no nasty teasing'."
For the love of comedy
While you may or may not agree with some of his views, there is no doubting the love and passion Cleese still has for his craft.
His robust defence of comedy comes not only from what it gave him –lucrative TV and film success and hero status by generations of British comics – but for the creative pleasure of penning a good joke.
And that craft requires a lot of graft.
Despite the improvisation and slapstick nature of his work, Cleese says his best material begins with a notepad and pen. He has distilled some of these lessons in the book Creativity: A Short and Cheerful Guide.
Released in September, the work lives up to its title as it offers 112 pages of affectionate advice to help creatives keep plugging away at their project.
The fact the book was polished off during the pandemic shows that Cleese used his own advice to keep busy when work opportunities dried up.
It also shows why he is not waiting for Netflix to call. He always has something work on.
“It’s something I learnt from my early days with Monty Python. We had good days and very unproductive days but we still managed an average of 15 to 18 minutes of funny sketch material every week,” he says.
“That meant we had to sit there five days a week, even when weren’t firing on all cylinders. You just have to keep going.”
John Cleese performs at Dubai Opera on Tuesday and Wednesday, December 15 and 16. Show starts at 8pm. Tickets start from Dh195 from dubaiopera.com
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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
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2018 ICC World Twenty20 Asian Western Sub Regional Qualifier
Event info: The tournament in Kuwait this month is the first phase of the qualifying process for sides from Asia for the 2020 World T20 in Australia. The UAE must finish within the top three teams out of the six at the competition to advance to the Asia regional finals. Success at regional finals would mean progression to the World T20 Qualifier.
UAE’s fixtures: Fri Apr 20, UAE v Qatar; Sat Apr 21, UAE v Saudi Arabia; Mon Apr 23, UAE v Bahrain; Tue Apr 24, UAE v Maldives; Thu Apr 26, UAE v Kuwait
World T20 2020 Qualifying process:
- Sixteen teams will play at the World T20 in two years’ time.
- Australia have already qualified as hosts
- Nine places are available to the top nine ranked sides in the ICC’s T20i standings, not including Australia, on Dec 31, 2018.
- The final six teams will be decided by a 14-team World T20 Qualifier.
World T20 standings: 1 Pakistan; 2 Australia; 3 India; 4 New Zealand; 5 England; 6 South Africa; 7 West Indies; 8 Sri Lanka; 9 Afghanistan; 10 Bangladesh; 11 Scotland; 12 Zimbabwe; 13 UAE; 14 Netherlands; 15 Hong Kong; 16 Papua New Guinea; 17 Oman; 18 Ireland
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