It is a question John Cleese is asked countless times by fans in the UK.
Why can't they see what is arguably his greatest comedic creation, the television series Fawlty Towers, on the small screen in his native England?
His answer remains the same: ask the BBC.
Speaking to The National before two shows at Dubai Opera on Tuesday and Wednesday, December 15 and 16, the comedian, actor and writer expresses his frustration that the critically acclaimed series, which follows the manic adventures of hotelier Basil Fawlty and his kooky employees, isn't often repeated on terrestrial TV by the public broadcaster.
"The BBC hadn't put it out for 20 years on terrestrial television," he says, although the broadcaster did air the episode Communication Problems after the death of star Andrew Sachs, who played hapless waiter Manuel, in 2016. "So if you've got these idiots in charge, then you're subject to them because they're the people who say if it goes out or not."
The same thing goes for his non-appearance on Netflix, despite his repeated attempts.
Cleese reveals he sent the streaming a giant a number of concepts, all to no avail.
“I went to Netflix with six good ideas and they can’t be bothered to even reply to my agent. I mean, what do people like me do?”
Work and pleasure
Well, you keep working, of course, and have some fun along the way.
This was the idea behind Cleese’s return to the UAE. He flew into Dubai a fortnight ago with no real plan for his trip, other than winging it.
Needing some sunshine not afforded in a chilly and anxious UK on the verge of another lockdown, Cleese came to the UAE with the promise of performance opportunities.
His associates were true to their word, with Cleese set to appear at Dubai Opera for the first time.
Those attending shouldn't pay too much attention to the show's marketing campaign, however.
Cleese rubbishes the show's ageist title, Monty Python's John Cleese – Alive! (Just), and its promise that he will examine "the dysfunctional world we live in".
It's clear he didn't receive that memo.
"It's the marketing people who make up all that stuff," Cleese says with a sigh. "It's terribly funny what these people want, which is really just a catchy title when 'an evening with John Cleese' is perfectly enough. I could have called the show Seven Ways to Skin an Ocelot, and they would have agreed."
When it comes to material, Cleese says the show will be full of anecdotes taken from his six-decade career, including his time with the comedic troupe Monty Python, how he created the influential Fawlty Towers (1975-1979) and the 1975 film Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
It’s the safe option, he admits, considering the pandemic kept him away from the stage for most of this year.
"I mean, one of the nice things about talking about Monty Python and the Holy Grail is people aren't going to contradict me," he says. "They're not going to say 'no, you've got that wrong.' Politicians have a slightly harder time than I do."
Finding humour in blunder
But surely, considering the world we currently live in, there is plenty of “dysfunction” for Cleese to latch on to with acerbic glee.
For instance, by the time he steps foot on the Dubai Opera stage, we may know if the torturous negotiations between the UK and the EU finally yielded a deal or a hard Brexit.
As someone who publicly supporting Brexit, albeit a soft one, he says finding the funny side in the heated topic is a challenge. Besides, he has taken a philosophical view regarding the whole matter.
“It is too complicated a subject, really, to make jokes about,” he says. “There are very interesting arguments for both sides, but the problem is people often make up their mind up about things they don't actually know anything about.
“There was a wonderful physicist called Richard Feynman, and Richard once said that he’d rather be in a state of doubt about everything than pretend that he knows things for sure, which he knows perfectly well, he can't know for sure."
There is more comedic promise, he says, in talking about the unfolding pandemic. Strip away the tragic human toll, and some of the frazzled reactions from the public and politicians is ripe for the funny treatment.
While he won't name names, he does recognise smidgens of Basil Fawlty in the current UK leadership.
“The nature of comedy is about people's foibles, failures and [what happens when] we don't hit the mark. If you try to write a comedy about somebody who is kind and wise and generous, it wouldn't be funny,” he says.
“It's people like Basil Fawlty who are funny. People who are dripping faults all over the place.”
How political correctness is choking comedy
Whether the current generation of audiences find it funny is another question.
While Cleese acknowledges some of his pugnacious humour may not be to everyone’s liking, he cites an increase in political correctness for not only robbing people of the joys of comedy, but in creating less well-rounded individuals.
“Political correctness started out with a good idea which is, ‘let's not be horrible to people'. I think we can mostly agree with that,” he says.
“But you then get to the point where you can't make a joke about somebody because their life's going to be destroyed and they'll have to go into a nursing home, and the (UK's publicly funded National Health Service) NHS will have to pay. I mean, it's ridiculously out of proportion.”
Cleese says the corroding effect of political correctness has also upended what he views as family norms.
“Some of my friends are getting in quite heated arguments with their children because they tell them, ‘well, you must not say that. You must have say this,’” he says.
“A lot of good social interaction is about people teasing each other, if it's done with affection. It's what happens in families – people tease each other and there's laughter about the teasing. And that's all right. If teasing gets nasty, then just say 'no nasty teasing'."
For the love of comedy
While you may or may not agree with some of his views, there is no doubting the love and passion Cleese still has for his craft.
His robust defence of comedy comes not only from what it gave him –lucrative TV and film success and hero status by generations of British comics – but for the creative pleasure of penning a good joke.
And that craft requires a lot of graft.
Despite the improvisation and slapstick nature of his work, Cleese says his best material begins with a notepad and pen. He has distilled some of these lessons in the book Creativity: A Short and Cheerful Guide.
Released in September, the work lives up to its title as it offers 112 pages of affectionate advice to help creatives keep plugging away at their project.
The fact the book was polished off during the pandemic shows that Cleese used his own advice to keep busy when work opportunities dried up.
It also shows why he is not waiting for Netflix to call. He always has something work on.
“It’s something I learnt from my early days with Monty Python. We had good days and very unproductive days but we still managed an average of 15 to 18 minutes of funny sketch material every week,” he says.
“That meant we had to sit there five days a week, even when weren’t firing on all cylinders. You just have to keep going.”
John Cleese performs at Dubai Opera on Tuesday and Wednesday, December 15 and 16. Show starts at 8pm. Tickets start from Dh195 from dubaiopera.com
What vitamins do we know are beneficial for living in the UAE
Vitamin D: Highly relevant in the UAE due to limited sun exposure; supports bone health, immunity and mood.
Vitamin B12: Important for nerve health and energy production, especially for vegetarians, vegans and individuals with absorption issues.
Iron: Useful only when deficiency or anaemia is confirmed; helps reduce fatigue and support immunity.
Omega-3 (EPA/DHA): Supports heart health and reduces inflammation, especially for those who consume little fish.
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Company name: baraka
Started: July 2020
Founders: Feras Jalbout and Kunal Taneja
Based: Dubai and Bahrain
Sector: FinTech
Initial investment: $150,000
Current staff: 12
Stage: Pre-seed capital raising of $1 million
Investors: Class 5 Global, FJ Labs, IMO Ventures, The Community Fund, VentureSouq, Fox Ventures, Dr Abdulla Elyas (private investment)
A MINECRAFT MOVIE
Director: Jared Hess
Starring: Jack Black, Jennifer Coolidge, Jason Momoa
Rating: 3/5
Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
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5pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 2,200m | Winner: AF Al Montaqem, Bernardo Pinheiro (jockey), Ernst Oertel (trainer)
5.30pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 1,200m | Winner: Daber W’Rsan, Connor Beasley, Jaci Wickham
6pm: Handicap (PA) Dh85,000 1,600m | Winner: Bainoona, Fabrice Veron, Eric Lemartinel
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UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
The Bio
Favourite vegetable: “I really like the taste of the beetroot, the potatoes and the eggplant we are producing.”
Holiday destination: “I like Paris very much, it’s a city very close to my heart.”
Book: “Das Kapital, by Karl Marx. I am not a communist, but there are a lot of lessons for the capitalist system, if you let it get out of control, and humanity.”
Musician: “I like very much Fairuz, the Lebanese singer, and the other is Umm Kulthum. Fairuz is for listening to in the morning, Umm Kulthum for the night.”
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SPEC SHEET
Display: 10.9" Liquid Retina IPS, 2360 x 1640, 264ppi, wide colour, True Tone, Apple Pencil support
Chip: Apple M1, 8-core CPU, 8-core GPU, 16-core Neural Engine
Memory: 64/256GB storage; 8GB RAM
Main camera: 12MP wide, f/1.8, Smart HDR
Video: 4K @ 25/25/30/60fps, full HD @ 25/30/60fps, slo-mo @ 120/240fps
Front camera: 12MP ultra-wide, f/2.4, Smart HDR, Centre Stage; full HD @ 25/30/60fps
Audio: Stereo speakers
Biometrics: Touch ID
I/O: USB-C, smart connector (for folio/keyboard)
Battery: Up to 10 hours on Wi-Fi; up to 9 hours on cellular
Finish: Space grey, starlight, pink, purple, blue
Price: Wi-Fi – Dh2,499 (64GB) / Dh3,099 (256GB); cellular – Dh3,099 (64GB) / Dh3,699 (256GB)
Brave CF 27 fight card
Welterweight:
Abdoul Abdouraguimov (champion, FRA) v Jarrah Al Selawe (JOR)
Lightweight:
Anas Siraj Mounir (TUN) v Alex Martinez (CAN)
Welterweight:
Mzwandile Hlongwa (RSA) v Khamzat Chimaev (SWE)
Middleweight:
Tarek Suleiman (SYR) v Rustam Chsiev (RUS)
Mohammad Fakhreddine (LEB) v Christofer Silva (BRA)
Super lightweight:
Alex Nacfur (BRA) v Dwight Brooks (USA)
Bantamweight:
Jalal Al Daaja (JOR) v Tariq Ismail (CAN)
Chris Corton (PHI) v Zia Mashwani (PAK)
Featherweight:
Sulaiman (KUW) v Abdullatip (RUS)
Super lightweight:
Flavio Serafin (BRA) v Mohammad Al Katib (JOR)
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Who's who in Yemen conflict
Houthis: Iran-backed rebels who occupy Sanaa and run unrecognised government
Yemeni government: Exiled government in Aden led by eight-member Presidential Leadership Council
Southern Transitional Council: Faction in Yemeni government that seeks autonomy for the south
Habrish 'rebels': Tribal-backed forces feuding with STC over control of oil in government territory
How does ToTok work?
The calling app is available to download on Google Play and Apple App Store
To successfully install ToTok, users are asked to enter their phone number and then create a nickname.
The app then gives users the option add their existing phone contacts, allowing them to immediately contact people also using the application by video or voice call or via message.
Users can also invite other contacts to download ToTok to allow them to make contact through the app.
How to apply for a drone permit
- Individuals must register on UAE Drone app or website using their UAE Pass
- Add all their personal details, including name, nationality, passport number, Emiratis ID, email and phone number
- Upload the training certificate from a centre accredited by the GCAA
- Submit their request
What are the regulations?
- Fly it within visual line of sight
- Never over populated areas
- Ensure maximum flying height of 400 feet (122 metres) above ground level is not crossed
- Users must avoid flying over restricted areas listed on the UAE Drone app
- Only fly the drone during the day, and never at night
- Should have a live feed of the drone flight
- Drones must weigh 5 kg or less
Groom and Two Brides
Director: Elie Semaan
Starring: Abdullah Boushehri, Laila Abdallah, Lulwa Almulla
Rating: 3/5
Brief scores:
Toss: Rajputs, elected to field first
Sindhis 94-6 (10 ov)
Watson 42; Munaf 3-20
Rajputs 96-0 (4 ov)
Shahzad 74 not out
THE DETAILS
Solo: A Star Wars Story
Director: Ron Howard
2/5
Quick pearls of wisdom
Focus on gratitude: And do so deeply, he says. “Think of one to three things a day that you’re grateful for. It needs to be specific, too, don’t just say ‘air.’ Really think about it. If you’re grateful for, say, what your parents have done for you, that will motivate you to do more for the world.”
Know how to fight: Shetty married his wife, Radhi, three years ago (he met her in a meditation class before he went off and became a monk). He says they’ve had to learn to respect each other’s “fighting styles” – he’s a talk it-out-immediately person, while she needs space to think. “When you’re having an argument, remember, it’s not you against each other. It’s both of you against the problem. When you win, they lose. If you’re on a team you have to win together.”
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Tips to keep your car cool
- Place a sun reflector in your windshield when not driving
- Park in shaded or covered areas
- Add tint to windows
- Wrap your car to change the exterior colour
- Pick light interiors - choose colours such as beige and cream for seats and dashboard furniture
- Avoid leather interiors as these absorb more heat
Bio:
Favourite Quote: Prophet Mohammad's quotes There is reward for kindness to every living thing and A good man treats women with honour
Favourite Hobby: Serving poor people
Favourite Book: The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
Favourite food: Fish and vegetables
Favourite place to visit: London
Real estate tokenisation project
Dubai launched the pilot phase of its real estate tokenisation project last month.
The initiative focuses on converting real estate assets into digital tokens recorded on blockchain technology and helps in streamlining the process of buying, selling and investing, the Dubai Land Department said.
Dubai’s real estate tokenisation market is projected to reach Dh60 billion ($16.33 billion) by 2033, representing 7 per cent of the emirate’s total property transactions, according to the DLD.
Timeline
2012-2015
The company offers payments/bribes to win key contracts in the Middle East
May 2017
The UK SFO officially opens investigation into Petrofac’s use of agents, corruption, and potential bribery to secure contracts
September 2021
Petrofac pleads guilty to seven counts of failing to prevent bribery under the UK Bribery Act
October 2021
Court fines Petrofac £77 million for bribery. Former executive receives a two-year suspended sentence
December 2024
Petrofac enters into comprehensive restructuring to strengthen the financial position of the group
May 2025
The High Court of England and Wales approves the company’s restructuring plan
July 2025
The Court of Appeal issues a judgment challenging parts of the restructuring plan
August 2025
Petrofac issues a business update to execute the restructuring and confirms it will appeal the Court of Appeal decision
October 2025
Petrofac loses a major TenneT offshore wind contract worth €13 billion. Holding company files for administration in the UK. Petrofac delisted from the London Stock Exchange
November 2025
180 Petrofac employees laid off in the UAE
LAST-16 FIXTURES
Sunday, January 20
3pm: Jordan v Vietnam at Al Maktoum Stadium, Dubai
6pm: Thailand v China at Hazza bin Zayed Stadium, Al Ain
9pm: Iran v Oman at Mohamed bin Zayed Stadium, Abu Dhabi
Monday, January 21
3pm: Japan v Saudi Arabia at Sharjah Stadium
6pm: Australia v Uzbekistan at Khalifa bin Zayed Stadium, Al Ain
9pm: UAE v Kyrgyzstan at Zayed Sports City Stadium, Abu Dhabi
Tuesday, January 22
5pm: South Korea v Bahrain at Rashid Stadium, Dubai
8pm: Qatar v Iraq at Al Nahyan Stadium, Abu Dhabi
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
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The bio:
Favourite film:
Declan: It was The Commitments but now it’s Bohemian Rhapsody.
Heidi: The Long Kiss Goodnight.
Favourite holiday destination:
Declan: Las Vegas but I also love getting home to Ireland and seeing everyone back home.
Heidi: Australia but my dream destination would be to go to Cuba.
Favourite pastime:
Declan: I love brunching and socializing. Just basically having the craic.
Heidi: Paddleboarding and swimming.
Personal motto:
Declan: Take chances.
Heidi: Live, love, laugh and have no regrets.