Adam Schlesinger of Fountains of Wayne passed away on April 1, 2020 from complications due to the Coronavirus EPA/SHAWN
Adam Schlesinger of Fountains of Wayne passed away on April 1, 2020 from complications due to the Coronavirus EPA/SHAWN
Adam Schlesinger of Fountains of Wayne passed away on April 1, 2020 from complications due to the Coronavirus EPA/SHAWN
Adam Schlesinger of Fountains of Wayne passed away on April 1, 2020 from complications due to the Coronavirus EPA/SHAWN

Why Adam Schlesinger was a songwriting genius: farewell to the pied piper of suburbia


Saeed Saeed
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Singer, songwriter and bassist Adam Schlesinger died on Wednesday, April 1, in New York.

After a week in the hospital, Schlesinger succumbed to complications that arose during his battle with the coronavirus.

The fact Schlesinger left us on April Fool’s Day is rather befitting, as humour – both winking and snarky – was the cornerstone of his songwriting. He often portrayed the lives of society's little guys: the security guards, the waitresses, the truck drivers and those who spend their days in office cubicles.

He was not interested in re-inventing the wheel. He knew the real challenge was finding genuine things to say in the format of the three-minute pop song

A master of minutiae

Schlesinger was their champion. His songs, particularly with the indie rock group he co-led, Fountains of Wayne, were not a form of escapism. They were the opposite. Through his keen lyricist eye, he told us to appreciate life’s little moments.

No circumstance, including ordering a hamburger, was too trivial for him to write about. He has even waxed lyrical about a gardening appliance. It was precisely through dealing with the everyday minutiae of life that Schlesinger delivered some of his grandest statements.

You won't find a better example of this than Fountains of Wayne's third album, Welcome Interstate Managers.

Released in 2003, it remains a power-pop masterpiece and is full of songs – co-written with guitarist and singer Chris Collingwood – about life in modern-day suburbia.

There is the office burnout in Bright Future in Sales who promises to get his life together: "'Cause I can't live like this for ever / You know I've come too far and I don't want to fail / I got a new computer and a bright future in sales."

Hackensack is all about the heartbreak of a romance outgrowing its small-town beginnings, while the majestic All Kinds of Time takes us into the mind of an American football player, whose life flashes before him as he lines up to make that game-winning play.

All of this could have become quixotic Americana if it wasn’t for the genuine empathy Schlesinger had for his cast of misfits and jocks: their fear, sadness and regret is something we can all relate to.

And none of these songs would have been appreciated beyond their suburban settings if it wasn’t for the melodic ingenuity coursing throughout the band’s work.

Fountains of Wayne: power pop gurus

A mixture of pop classicists The Beatles and The Kinks, and the buzz saw guitars of The Cars and Cheap Trick, the band remain the go-to for any power-pop fan.

Central to their appeal is a keen appreciation of melody.

Schlesinger understood the potency of a good chorus. A student of pop music songwriting, he was not interested in reinventing the wheel. He knew the real challenge was in finding genuine things to say within the format of the classic three-minute pop song.

But people often take the familiar for granted. This unfortunately resulted in Fountains of Wayne releasing songs that should have been hits, but weren't.

The only exception being their one and only commercial hit, 2003's Stacy's Mom (also on Welcome Interstate Managers), its success considerably helped by its steamy video featuring Rachel Hunter.

Schlesinger's success in the movie biz

While Fountains of Wayne will always be tied to his legacy, Schlesinger found greater success as a songwriter for film, television and the stage. What began as a side hustle between tours, grew to become a blossoming career that led to three Emmy Awards and one Grammy.

Actor Tom Hanks (who recently recovered from the coronavirus), hired Schlesinger to write for his 1996 directorial debut That Thing You Do!

"There would be no Playtone [Hank's film company] without Adam Schlesinger, without his That Thing You Do!" Hanks wrote on Twitter today. "He was a One-der. Lost him to Covid-19. Terribly sad today. Hanx"

His work with Hanks, writing the key Beatlesque song That Thing You Do, was the beginning of his movie career. The track had all the characteristics of a Fountains of Wayne song – melody, witty wordplay and neat power chords.

But Schlesinger really spread his wings on Broadway: he co-wrote songs for the 2008 critically acclaimed production Cry Baby, based on John Water's 1990 film, while his comedic nous was well utilised when he co-wrote Neil Patrick Harris's opening theme song for the 2011 Tony Awards.

On the television front, he earned his Emmy Awards for numerous compositions in Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, a Glee-like comedy series featuring plenty of Broadway-worthy numbers.

In between all this, he maintained a steady touring schedule with Fountains of Wayne, as well as his two other power-pop bands Operation Ivy and the short-lived super-group Tinted Windows (2009-2011) featuring singer Taylor Hanson, Smashing Pumpkins guitarist James Iha and Cheap Trick drummer Bun E Carlos.

The fact we won’t hear new wistful melodies from Schlesinger ever again, either on record or on stage, is particularly sad because his humour and humanity is sorely needed in these increasingly uncertain times.

He would have released something not as upsettingly trite as the Gal Gadot-led celebrity version of John Lennon's Imagine.

It would have probably been about some schmuck staying at home watching TV because he was self-isolating, and it would have been gloriously witty, heartfelt and tear-inducing.

But what we do have left is a body of work that will surely influence a new generation of keen singer-songwriters.

With Schlesinger gone, the pied-piper of suburbia has left us.

Everyday life just got a little more sad and a little less funny.

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UAE fixtures
May 9, v Malaysia
May 10, v Qatar
May 13, v Malaysia
May 15, v Qatar
May 18 and 19, semi-finals
May 20, final

Most wanted allegations
  • Benjamin Macann, 32: involvement in cocaine smuggling gang.
  • Jack Mayle, 30: sold drugs from a phone line called the Flavour Quest.
  • Callum Halpin, 27: over the 2018 murder of a rival drug dealer. 
  • Asim Naveed, 29: accused of being the leader of a gang that imported cocaine.
  • Calvin Parris, 32: accused of buying cocaine from Naveed and selling it on.
  • John James Jones, 31: allegedly stabbed two people causing serious injuries.
  • Callum Michael Allan, 23: alleged drug dealing and assaulting an emergency worker.
  • Dean Garforth, 29: part of a crime gang that sold drugs and guns.
  • Joshua Dillon Hendry, 30: accused of trafficking heroin and crack cocain. 
  • Mark Francis Roberts, 28: grievous bodily harm after a bungled attempt to steal a £60,000 watch.
  • James ‘Jamie’ Stevenson, 56: for arson and over the seizure of a tonne of cocaine.
  • Nana Oppong, 41: shot a man eight times in a suspected gangland reprisal attack. 
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Director: S Sashikanth

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Another way to earn air miles

In addition to the Emirates and Etihad programmes, there is the Air Miles Middle East card, which offers members the ability to choose any airline, has no black-out dates and no restrictions on seat availability. Air Miles is linked up to HSBC credit cards and can also be earned through retail partners such as Spinneys, Sharaf DG and The Toy Store.

An Emirates Dubai-London round-trip ticket costs 180,000 miles on the Air Miles website. But customers earn these ‘miles’ at a much faster rate than airline miles. Adidas offers two air miles per Dh1 spent. Air Miles has partnerships with websites as well, so booking.com and agoda.com offer three miles per Dh1 spent.

“If you use your HSBC credit card when shopping at our partners, you are able to earn Air Miles twice which will mean you can get that flight reward faster and for less spend,” says Paul Lacey, the managing director for Europe, Middle East and India for Aimia, which owns and operates Air Miles Middle East.

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Engine: 937cc

Transmission: Six-speed gearbox

Power: 110hp @ 9,000rpm

Torque: 93Nm @ 6,500rpm

Fuel economy, combined: 5.9L / 100km

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The flights 

Etihad (etihad.com) flies from Abu Dhabi to Mykonos, with a flight change to its partner airline Olympic Air in Athens. Return flights cost from Dh4,105 per person, including taxes. 

Where to stay 

The modern-art-filled Ambassador hotel (myconianambassador.gr) is 15 minutes outside Mykonos Town on a hillside 500 metres from the Platis Gialos Beach, with a bus into town every 30 minutes (a taxi costs €15 [Dh66]). The Nammos and Scorpios beach clubs are a 10- to 20-minute walk (or water-taxi ride) away. All 70 rooms have a large balcony, many with a Jacuzzi, and of the 15 suites, five have a plunge pool. There’s also a private eight-bedroom villa. Double rooms cost from €240 (Dh1,063) including breakfast, out of season, and from €595 (Dh2,636) in July/August.

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Most sixes: 292 – Chris Gayle

Most fours: 491 – Gautam Gambhir

Highest individual score: 175 not out – Chris Gayle (for Royal Challengers Bangalore against Pune Warriors in 2013)

Highest strike-rate: 177.29 – Andre Russell

Highest strike-rate in an innings: 422.22 – Chris Morris (for Delhi Daredevils against Rising Pune Supergiant in 2017)

Highest average: 52.16 – Vijay Shankar

Most centuries: 6 – Chris Gayle

Most fifties: 36 – Gautam Gambhir

Fastest hundred (balls faced): 30 – Chris Gayle (for Royal Challengers Bangalore against Pune Warriors in 2013)

Fastest fifty (balls faced): 14 – Lokesh Rahul (for Kings XI Punjab against Delhi Daredevils in 2018)

 

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Sand storm

  • Particle size: Larger, heavier sand grains
  • Visibility: Often dramatic with thick "walls" of sand
  • Duration: Short-lived, typically localised
  • Travel distance: Limited 
  • Source: Open desert areas with strong winds

Dust storm

  • Particle size: Much finer, lightweight particles
  • Visibility: Hazy skies but less intense
  • Duration: Can linger for days
  • Travel distance: Long-range, up to thousands of kilometres
  • Source: Can be carried from distant regions
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