Has the world gone mad? There we all are, one minute enjoying a blissful Lady Gaga-free existence and the next our eyes and ears are suddenly assaulted by the furious, writhing advance of an artist who, at 22, is busy comparing herself to a young Madonna.
Lady Gaga, or Joanna Germanotta to her parents, is greedily chalking up press inches the world over after the release of her debut album The Fame. The first single from the record, Just Dance, was released on to an unsuspecting public in America in June and soon after notched up a Grammy nomination for Best Dance Recording.
It then took some time to claw its way to the prime No 1 chart position, landing there finally in January. It's a grindingly catchy tune with heavy reliance on the synthesiser, Lady Gaga's apparent weapon of choice which is used across the entire album.
In truth though, The Fame isn't half bad. Fifteen tracks of upbeat pop of the kind that is suitable for a spin in the gym, but which will doubtless also be pumped out to sweaty clubs across the world this summer. Much like Lily Allen, Lady Gaga spends a good deal of time scorning the heavy weight of fame that rests upon her slender, young shoulders.
"I can't help myself, I'm addicted to a life of material/It's some kind of joke, I'm obsessively opposed to the typical," she purrs ironically in The Fame. "I'm your biggest fan/I'll follow you until you love me Papa, PAPARAZZI," she screams in Paparazzi. But as she's currently cavorting across the globe wearing more make-up than clothing, it's hard to believe she's as disdainful of the attention as is implied.
It has been a strange, chameleon-like rise for the chanteuse. Born in Yonkers to Italian parents, she attended the same, prestigious Manhattan private school as Nicky and Paris Hilton. That musical talent was there is clear. She had learnt to play the piano by ear by the tender age of four, and started performing at open-mic nights in New York by her early teenage years. Then, aged 17, she earned a place at New York's renowned Tisch School of the Arts, one of only 20 people in her year to be given early admission.
To the apparent dismay of her parents, she then slithered into the underground club scene to dabble with the pop and burlesque set there. Her dedication to the musical cause meant that by the age of 20 she had not only signed her first record deal but also penned songs for a number of well-known acts, including Britney Spears, the Pussycat Dolls and New Kids on the Block, with whom she performed at last month's British music awards, The Brits.
The Fame is clearly the result of such immersion in sugary pop. Apart from the good use of the synthesiser, the melodies are ever so slightly predictable, which might explain why her debut single has scored the top position on charts in several countries.
Her voice is strong, though, with echoes of Gwen Stefani or Nelly Furtado and, perhaps as I'm feeling generous, with Madonna, too. "I think what she and I share is that we're both fearless, we both have a lot of nerve," she said modestly of her similarly Italian-American idol in an interview with the British newspaper The Times last month.
Humility comes naturally to Lady Gaga it seems. On her MySpace page, she explains that she sounds like "her male equivalents," and lists Elton John, Freddie Mercury and Boy George as examples. It was Queen's Radio Gaga from which she took her name in fact, and there's a distinct 1980s disco sound that reverberates through the album.
The lyrics perhaps need some work. "Boys, boys, boys, We like boys in cars, Boys, boys, boys," she sings in a track unsurprisingly called Boys, Boys, Boys. "I've heard it before," she tells a previous victim in Paper Gangsta, "Yeah, the dinners were nice, Till your diamond words melted into some ice." How can words melt into ice Lady Gaga? I'm confused.
Overall though, it's an album that makes for fun, aimless listening. Not necessarily one to have on repeat play , but a bit of froth for playing every now and then. In an American radio interview I listened to recently, she announced her intention to be around on the pop scene for the next 25 years. That seems a tad ambitious, but so long as she can survive the current Lady Gaga hysteria, her musical talent should be able to carry her through the next couple of albums at least.
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EA Sports FC 26
Publisher: EA Sports
Consoles: PC, PlayStation 4/5, Xbox Series X/S
Rating: 3/5
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Top 10 in the F1 drivers' standings
1. Sebastian Vettel, Ferrari 202 points
2. Lewis Hamilton, Mercedes-GP 188
3. Valtteri Bottas, Mercedes-GP 169
4. Daniel Ricciardo, Red Bull Racing 117
5. Kimi Raikkonen, Ferrari 116
6. Max Verstappen, Red Bull Racing 67
7. Sergio Perez, Force India 56
8. Esteban Ocon, Force India 45
9. Carlos Sainz Jr, Toro Rosso 35
10. Nico Hulkenberg, Renault 26
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The specs: 2017 Lotus Evora Sport 410
Price, base / as tested Dh395,000 / Dh420,000
Engine 3.5L V6
Transmission Six-speed manual
Power 410hp @ 7,000rpm
Torque 420Nm @ 3,500rpm
Fuel economy, combined 9.7L / 100km
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Sholto Byrnes on Myanmar politics
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War 2
Director: Ayan Mukerji
Stars: Hrithik Roshan, NTR, Kiara Advani, Ashutosh Rana
Rating: 2/5
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Omar Yabroudi's factfile
Born: October 20, 1989, Sharjah
Education: Bachelor of Science and Football, Liverpool John Moores University
2010: Accrington Stanley FC, internship
2010-2012: Crystal Palace, performance analyst with U-18 academy
2012-2015: Barnet FC, first-team performance analyst/head of recruitment
2015-2017: Nottingham Forest, head of recruitment
2018-present: Crystal Palace, player recruitment manager
Cinco in numbers
Dh3.7 million
The estimated cost of Victoria Swarovski’s gem-encrusted Michael Cinco wedding gown
46
The number, in kilograms, that Swarovski’s wedding gown weighed.
1,000
The hours it took to create Cinco’s vermillion petal gown, as seen in his atelier [note, is the one he’s playing with in the corner of a room]
50
How many looks Cinco has created in a new collection to celebrate Ballet Philippines’ 50th birthday
3,000
The hours needed to create the butterfly gown worn by Aishwarya Rai to the 2018 Cannes Film Festival.
1.1 million
The number of followers that Michael Cinco’s Instagram account has garnered.
Winners
Ballon d’Or (Men’s)
Ousmane Dembélé (Paris Saint-Germain / France)
Ballon d’Or Féminin (Women’s)
Aitana Bonmatí (Barcelona / Spain)
Kopa Trophy (Best player under 21 – Men’s)
Lamine Yamal (Barcelona / Spain)
Best Young Women’s Player
Vicky López (Barcelona / Spain)
Yashin Trophy (Best Goalkeeper – Men’s)
Gianluigi Donnarumma (Paris Saint-Germain and Manchester City / Italy)
Best Women’s Goalkeeper
Hannah Hampton (England / Aston Villa and Chelsea)
Men’s Coach of the Year
Luis Enrique (Paris Saint-Germain)
Women’s Coach of the Year
Sarina Wiegman (England)
The President's Cake
Director: Hasan Hadi
Starring: Baneen Ahmad Nayyef, Waheed Thabet Khreibat, Sajad Mohamad Qasem
Rating: 4/5
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Tips for job-seekers
- Do not submit your application through the Easy Apply button on LinkedIn. Employers receive between 600 and 800 replies for each job advert on the platform. If you are the right fit for a job, connect to a relevant person in the company on LinkedIn and send them a direct message.
- Make sure you are an exact fit for the job advertised. If you are an HR manager with five years’ experience in retail and the job requires a similar candidate with five years’ experience in consumer, you should apply. But if you have no experience in HR, do not apply for the job.
David Mackenzie, founder of recruitment agency Mackenzie Jones Middle East
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
The biog
Favourite food: Tabbouleh, greek salad and sushi
Favourite TV show: That 70s Show
Favourite animal: Ferrets, they are smart, sensitive, playful and loving
Favourite holiday destination: Seychelles, my resolution for 2020 is to visit as many spiritual retreats and animal shelters across the world as I can
Name of first pet: Eddy, a Persian cat that showed up at our home
Favourite dog breed: I love them all - if I had to pick Yorkshire terrier for small dogs and St Bernard's for big
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