'Spies in Disguise'
Director: Nick Bruno and Troy Quane
Stars: Will Smith, Tom Holland, Karen Gillan and Roshida Jones
Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
After 20 minutes of Spies In Disguise there's a good chance you'll be decidedly unimpressed. Worryingly, there's not only one issue that blights the computer-animated spy comedy from Blue Sky Studios, which had huge success with the Ice Age and Rio films. Not only does the cartoonish animation of Spies In Disguise not seem to suit its plot or characters, but pretty much all of its visual jokes and quips repeatedly fall flat, while its action and emotional heft all feel contrived and stale.
Even Will Smith being given a chance to do an impression of James Bond – something that should be infinitely enjoyable and entertaining as he voices the world's most decorated spy, Lance Sterling – doesn't add the energy and enthusiasm the actor usually brings to every film he's a part of.
But then something strange happens that helps to perk Spies In Disguise up after a shaky start. After inadvertently drinking an experimental concoction made by young scientist and inventor Walter Beckett, voiced by the MCU's Spider-Man Tom Holland, Sterling turns into a pigeon.
It couldn't have happened at a worse time either, as Sterling is being hunted by his own agency for a crime he didn't commit and he has to find the real culprit before he's arrested. Luckily, though, the fact he has transformed into a small bird means he is now deep, deep undercover and can escape his adversaries and get across the world undetected quite easily.
But while this plot might sound overly goofy and wacky, it is only at this point that Spies In Disguise starts to find its own voice and originality and build some momentum. That's no more apparent than in the scenes after Sterling's transformation, when latent pigeon DNA in the experiment forces him to start spontaneously acting like a bird. Not only does he instinctively eat discarded food off the ground, much to the chagrin of a disgusted Sterling, but he even becomes part of his own flock alongside some hilariously deadpan and decrepit members of the species. All while he is simultaneously trying to investigate, fight and act like a spy.
Spies In Disguise is undoubtedly silly, but it's only once directors Troy Quane and Nick Bruno, and writers Brad Copeland and Lloyd Taylor, embrace the weirdness of the premise that it becomes warmer, more enjoyable and a lot funnier. Thankfully, instead of this lasting for only a couple of scenes, Spies In Disguise maintains this momentum all the way to the end.
So much so, that while children are likely to embrace the film from the beginning, by its conclusion adults will have grown to enjoy it, too, as it blossoms to become a genuinely crowd-pleaser.
Another key reason why Spies In Disguise starts to click is the rapport and patter between Holland and Smith, as Beckett's arsenal of increasingly bizarre and surreal weapons provide some much needed assistance for Sterling. This is when the cartoonish animation of Spies In Disguise really comes to the fore, too, because it not only makes the sight of Sterling as a pigeon more palatable, but the pace and fluidity it provides compliments the film's increasingly absurd plot, jokes and visuals.
Plus, any James Bond fan who has ever wanted to see 007 spend more than one scene in a film with his dependable quartermaster Q will undoubtedly get a kick out of watching Beckett and Sterling working in tandem. That is especially since, most of the time, they're on completely different wavelengths.
Meanwhile, the use of Ben Mendelsohn's deep and trembling dulcet tones as the villainous Killian, who uses his bionic arm to control and weaponise hundreds of terrifying drones, injects the necessary terror and dread required to keep Spies In Disguise a captivating watch.
Even when the film tries to pull at the heartstrings, it stays on the right side of melodramatic. It also has a good chance of actually making an impact on younger viewers too, as it covers some pertinent social themes and has an undercurrent of kindness that is both resonant and easy to digest. That mostly comes from Beckett, who despite being one of the smartest inventors at the agency doesn't make any weapons that are designed to maim or kill. Instead, he wants to tackle villains with kindness, which is an approach the reckless and destructive Sterling, who insists he works alone, wholly disagrees with.
The result of their disagreements is probably predictable, but the journey Spies In Disguise takes to get there is definitely unique and exactly why this very weird, surprisingly wonderful and genuinely touching film the whole family can enjoy deserves to be celebrated.
Spies In Disguise is in cinemas across the UAE from Thursday, December 26
Key products and UAE prices
iPhone XS
With a 5.8-inch screen, it will be an advance version of the iPhone X. It will be dual sim and comes with better battery life, a faster processor and better camera. A new gold colour will be available.
Price: Dh4,229
iPhone XS Max
It is expected to be a grander version of the iPhone X with a 6.5-inch screen; an inch bigger than the screen of the iPhone 8 Plus.
Price: Dh4,649
iPhone XR
A low-cost version of the iPhone X with a 6.1-inch screen, it is expected to attract mass attention. According to industry experts, it is likely to have aluminium edges instead of stainless steel.
Price: Dh3,179
Apple Watch Series 4
More comprehensive health device with edge-to-edge displays that are more than 30 per cent bigger than displays on current models.
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Producers: KRTI Productions, T-Series
Director: Sree Narayan Singh
Cast: Shahid Kapoor, Shraddha Kapoor, Divyenndu Sharma, Yami Gautam
Rating: 2/5
How much sugar is in chocolate Easter eggs?
- The 169g Crunchie egg has 15.9g of sugar per 25g serving, working out at around 107g of sugar per egg
- The 190g Maltesers Teasers egg contains 58g of sugar per 100g for the egg and 19.6g of sugar in each of the two Teasers bars that come with it
- The 188g Smarties egg has 113g of sugar per egg and 22.8g in the tube of Smarties it contains
- The Milky Bar white chocolate Egg Hunt Pack contains eight eggs at 7.7g of sugar per egg
- The Cadbury Creme Egg contains 26g of sugar per 40g egg
The White Lotus: Season three
Creator: Mike White
Starring: Walton Goggins, Jason Isaacs, Natasha Rothwell
Rating: 4.5/5
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Sheer grandeur
The Owo building is 14 storeys high, seven of which are below ground, with the 30,000 square feet of amenities located subterranean, including a 16-seat private cinema, seven lounges, a gym, games room, treatment suites and bicycle storage.
A clear distinction between the residences and the Raffles hotel with the amenities operated separately.
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Top investing tips for UAE residents in 2021
Build an emergency fund: Make sure you have enough cash to cover six months of expenses as a buffer against unexpected problems before you begin investing, advises Steve Cronin, the founder of DeadSimpleSaving.com.
Think long-term: When you invest, you need to have a long-term mindset, so don’t worry about momentary ups and downs in the stock market.
Invest worldwide: Diversify your investments globally, ideally by way of a global stock index fund.
Is your money tied up: Avoid anything where you cannot get your money back in full within a month at any time without any penalty.
Skip past the promises: “If an investment product is offering more than 10 per cent return per year, it is either extremely risky or a scam,” Mr Cronin says.
Choose plans with low fees: Make sure that any funds you buy do not charge more than 1 per cent in fees, Mr Cronin says. “If you invest by yourself, you can easily stay below this figure.” Managed funds and commissionable investments often come with higher fees.
Be sceptical about recommendations: If someone suggests an investment to you, ask if they stand to gain, advises Mr Cronin. “If they are receiving commission, they are unlikely to recommend an investment that’s best for you.”
Get financially independent: Mr Cronin advises UAE residents to pursue financial independence. Start with a Google search and improve your knowledge via expat investing websites or Facebook groups such as SimplyFI.
2025 Fifa Club World Cup groups
Group A: Palmeiras, Porto, Al Ahly, Inter Miami.
Group B: Paris Saint-Germain, Atletico Madrid, Botafogo, Seattle.
Group C: Bayern Munich, Auckland City, Boca Juniors, Benfica.
Group D: Flamengo, ES Tunis, Chelsea, Leon.
Group E: River Plate, Urawa, Monterrey, Inter Milan.
Group F: Fluminense, Borussia Dortmund, Ulsan, Mamelodi Sundowns.
Group G: Manchester City, Wydad, Al Ain, Juventus.
Group H: Real Madrid, Al Hilal, Pachuca, Salzburg.
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Off-roading in the UAE: How to checklist
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If you go
The flights
There are direct flights from Dubai to Sofia with FlyDubai (www.flydubai.com) and Wizz Air (www.wizzair.com), from Dh1,164 and Dh822 return including taxes, respectively.
The trip
Plovdiv is 150km from Sofia, with an hourly bus service taking around 2 hours and costing $16 (Dh58). The Rhodopes can be reached from Sofia in between 2-4hours.
The trip was organised by Bulguides (www.bulguides.com), which organises guided trips throughout Bulgaria. Guiding, accommodation, food and transfers from Plovdiv to the mountains and back costs around 170 USD for a four-day, three-night trip.
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The most expensive investment mistake you will ever make
When is the best time to start saving in a pension? The answer is simple – at the earliest possible moment. The first pound, euro, dollar or dirham you invest is the most valuable, as it has so much longer to grow in value. If you start in your twenties, it could be invested for 40 years or more, which means you have decades for compound interest to work its magic.
“You get growth upon growth upon growth, followed by more growth. The earlier you start the process, the more it will all roll up,” says Chris Davies, chartered financial planner at The Fry Group in Dubai.
This table shows how much you would have in your pension at age 65, depending on when you start and how much you pay in (it assumes your investments grow 7 per cent a year after charges and you have no other savings).
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Age
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$250 a month
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$500 a month
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$1,000 a month
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25
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$640,829
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$1,281,657
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$2,563,315
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35
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$303,219
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$606,439
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$1,212,877
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45
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$131,596
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$263,191
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$526,382
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55
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$44,351
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$88,702
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$177,403
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Why it pays to compare
A comparison of sending Dh20,000 from the UAE using two different routes at the same time - the first direct from a UAE bank to a bank in Germany, and the second from the same UAE bank via an online platform to Germany - found key differences in cost and speed. The transfers were both initiated on January 30.
Route 1: bank transfer
The UAE bank charged Dh152.25 for the Dh20,000 transfer. On top of that, their exchange rate margin added a difference of around Dh415, compared with the mid-market rate.
Total cost: Dh567.25 - around 2.9 per cent of the total amount
Total received: €4,670.30
Route 2: online platform
The UAE bank’s charge for sending Dh20,000 to a UK dirham-denominated account was Dh2.10. The exchange rate margin cost was Dh60, plus a Dh12 fee.
Total cost: Dh74.10, around 0.4 per cent of the transaction
Total received: €4,756
The UAE bank transfer was far quicker – around two to three working days, while the online platform took around four to five days, but was considerably cheaper. In the online platform transfer, the funds were also exposed to currency risk during the period it took for them to arrive.
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GAC GS8 Specs
Engine: 2.0-litre 4cyl turbo
Power: 248hp at 5,200rpm
Torque: 400Nm at 1,750-4,000rpm
Transmission: 8-speed auto
Fuel consumption: 9.1L/100km
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Price: From Dh149,900
'Spies in Disguise'
Director: Nick Bruno and Troy Quane
Stars: Will Smith, Tom Holland, Karen Gillan and Roshida Jones
Rating: 4 out of 5 stars