Of all animals, it’s the underdog the British like best. The plucky trier, the comeback kid who limps his way home, bloodied but triumphant – he’s admired for his flawed victory, and somewhere within this equation lies Morrissey’s historic appeal. A wallflower’s wallflower, alienated even from his Christian name, with his group The Smiths (1982-87) the Mancunian singer articulated his emotional agonies in salty vernacular lines, delivering him to a level of adulation he must have thought unlikely for his species.
When The Smiths split, Morrissey was again an underdog – and began managing the first of the comebacks that have since punctuated his musical life. Having launched a solo career in 1988, new records ceased arriving in 1997, a phase ended by his return to recording in 2004. On the cover of that comeback album, the revitalised You Are the Quarry, he was photographed holding a machine gun – as if he had returned for vengeance, a kind of mob enforcer for sensitive people. Now, the prey turned hunter, Morrissey is back again.
This latest return has not solely been fuelled by appetite for his music. Mooted since 2006, the eventual delivery in October 2013 of Morrissey's memoir Autobiography ratcheted up, with fortuitous timing, wider interest in a career that seemed on the ropes – though a big concert draw, Morrissey had been without a record deal for four years. The book's best-selling litany of selective reminiscences, legal woes and delighted concert audiences primed him for an artistic comeback – and the return of an artist who, on a more pathological level, seemed determined to have the last word.
Autobiography runs to 400 pages, so a digest for the busy person might be in order. Duly: "Morrissey: perpetually doubted, and assailed by disagreeable people, is vindicated by the adoration of his many wise fans." Clearly not a man to let things lie, both the book and his recent activity suggest Morrissey's esprit de l'escalier has hardened into retrospective score-settling. In the present time, it seems, he will go out of his way to win victories denied to his younger self.
For a professed aesthete, it has led to some odd decisions. In the past few years, he has worked on reissues of his early albums, but rather than simply curating the artefacts, honouring the work, he has instead refurbished the material, changing the sleeve art – and more alarmingly, the track listings – of his records. Whatever the intention, it’s as if the decisions of the younger Morrissey – a wry wit, a vegetarian, for all his failings no fool – were being overturned by the desire of the middle-aged man to assert himself.
Occasionally, that has led to overcompensation. Morrissey's last album, 2009's Years of Refusal, staked a claim with unappetising heavy rock and blustery self-justification. On the surface, this new one works more stealthily. Mindful perhaps of his many fans in the Hispanic world, the mood of World Peace Is None of Your Business [Amazon.com] is not exclusively polished rock, but occasionally offers a Latin feel. Smiler with Knife even features castanets. Relieved of their obligations to hard-rock bombast, the guitarists Boz Boorer and Jesse Tobias instead have become inventive. Album high point Istanbul features a guitar solo of an originality seldom seen in these parts.
Surprises abound. The album opens with Morrissey assuming the grotesque persona of a politician, blithely dismissing individual protest as a simple ignorance of how the world works. “The rich get richer,” he declaims, “the poor must stay poor.” We are instructed not to interfere, indeed to “kindly keep your nose out”. It’s a bold opening statement, particularly for an artist whose political feelings have sometimes proved controversial, but ultimately plays with a knowing wink to the gallery of his long-standing fans.
Throughout the album, in fact, Morrissey makes the kind of lyrical flourishes that we might have associated with his younger self. But what is witty and daring in a 30-year-old artist sometimes seems curmudgeonly or overstated from an older one. I'm Not a Man, for example, lists a selection of male characteristics and archetypes to which Morrissey does not conform, from "iceman" to "caveman" to "Casanova". This would surely never have been a revelation to the singer's empathy-crazed fans. Now it rather labours the point. Do we expect someone nearing their 60th birthday to still be boldly asserting their sense of self?
A memoir requires self-examination, and perhaps encouraged by that process, the album occasionally plays like an episode of the British TV show Who Do You Think You Are – in which celebrities explore how obscure family history may have shaped their identity. Late in the album we find Mountjoy, which addresses – with references to 17th-century Anglo-Irish history – Morrissey's own Irish heritage. The closing Oboe Concerto, meanwhile, confronts mortality to a tune reminiscent of Death of a Disco Dancer by The Smiths – another historical fact he can't escape. "All the best ones are dead," Morrissey moans. He says he has been pushed forward to fill "their place in the queue".
Elsewhere on the album, Morrissey sounds more axiomatic. Kick the Bride Down the Aisle casts disapproval on a forthcoming marriage, suggesting all the bride wants is a meal ticket: once married, all she will do is "laze and graze". There is a joke about a cow in the next verse. In The Bullfighter Dies, meanwhile, Morrissey celebrates this unusual outcome of the traditional Spanish contest. Outrageously for one who opposes animal cruelty, the singer often likes to shoot fish in a barrel.
That's not to say that the singer's former wit and resourcefulness have been abandoned by the older man's need to be dogmatic. Neal Cassady Drops Dead offers a reminder that this remains a playful and creative lyricist, in fine voice. Here, Morrissey paints a disrespectful deathbed tableau where "Allen Ginsberg's tears shampoo his beard". An amusing enough idea, but it's when this very strange song enters its rap component that Morrissey really hits his stride.
Yes, you would have to call it the rap component. From his starting point among Beat writers, Morrissey mysteriously continues the song with a list of 19th-century infant ailments. “Nipper full of fungus … Junior full of gangrene … The little fella, has got rubella.” It feels as if it’s all coming naturally to him again and it’s very funny indeed.
The upbeat Kiss Me a Lot continues the vaguely nostalgic look at Morrissey iterations past. Here, he demands a lover's kiss in the black and white world of the 1960s kitchen sink drama ("The stockyard, the dockyard, your mammy's backyard …"), that he helped rehabilitate in the 1980s. It's as guileless as something you might once have heard sung by Cilla Black or – erstwhile Morrissey collaborator – Sandie Shaw. Staircase at the University, about parental pressure to succeed, revisits another traditional Morrissey theme, the barbarity of formal education.
The world of Istanbul – tough boys, gangs, lives changed by violence – has been a constant in Morrissey's solo career, from 1988's Asian Rut to 2004's First of the Gang to Die. Here, to a tune not unlike The Smiths' Shoplifters of the World Unite (the opening song in Morrissey concerts these days), he pictures himself not merely swooning over gang tattoos, but as a concerned adoptive uncle, guiltily suggesting that a violent tragedy has been caused because he failed to provide the necessary guidance: "I lean into a box of pine," he sings, "identify the kid as mine …"
It's a moment of poignant humanity on an album that hasn't always seemed particularly supportive of the frailty of human beings – if we believe I'm Not a Man, Morrissey feels more compassion for a sausage than he does a soldier – the very foundation on which his reputation is built. Perhaps, as he suggests on Smiler with Knife, one of the more experimental tracks here, he's simply voicing the opinions everyone holds, but remain unuttered. Perhaps his eccentric worldview has simply evolved into right-wing libertarianism. Don't expect life to do you any favours, he sometimes seems to be saying. You can either tough it out as I have done, or perish.
Back amid the jokes of Neal Cassady Drops Dead he asked: "Victim, or life's adventurer – which of the two are you?" It's a fair question. But having bested his tormentors, the challenge of Morrissey's next act may be to make sure he doesn't become a bully himself.
John Robinson is associate editor of Uncut and the Guardian Guide’s rock critic. He lives in London.
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RESULTS
Light Flyweight (48kg): Alua Balkibekova (KAZ) beat Gulasal Sultonalieva (UZB) by points 4-1.
Flyweight (51kg): Nazym Kyzaibay (KAZ) beat Mary Kom (IND) 3-2.
Bantamweight (54kg): Dina Zholaman (KAZ) beat Sitora Shogdarova (UZB) 3-2.
Featherweight (57kg): Sitora Turdibekova (UZB) beat Vladislava Kukhta (KAZ) 5-0.
Lightweight (60kg): Rimma Volossenko (KAZ) beat Huswatun Hasanah (INA) KO round-1.
Light Welterweight (64kg): Milana Safronova (KAZ) beat Lalbuatsaihi (IND) 3-2.
Welterweight (69kg): Valentina Khalzova (KAZ) beat Navbakhor Khamidova (UZB) 5-0
Middleweight (75kg): Pooja Rani (IND) beat Mavluda Movlonova (UZB) 5-0.
Light Heavyweight (81kg): Farida Sholtay (KAZ) beat Ruzmetova Sokhiba (UZB) 5-0.
Heavyweight (81 kg): Lazzat Kungeibayeva (KAZ) beat Anupama (IND) 3-2.
UAE WARRIORS RESULTS
Featherweight
Azouz Anwar (EGY) beat Marcelo Pontes (BRA)
TKO round 2
Catchweight 90kg
Moustafa Rashid Nada (KSA) beat Imad Al Howayeck (LEB)
Split points decision
Welterweight
Gimbat Ismailov (RUS) beat Mohammed Al Khatib (JOR)
TKO round 1
Flyweight (women)
Lucie Bertaud (FRA) beat Kelig Pinson (BEL)
Unanimous points decision
Lightweight
Alexandru Chitoran (ROU) beat Regelo Enumerables Jr (PHI)
TKO round 1
Catchweight 100kg
Marc Vleiger (NED) beat Mohamed Ali (EGY)
Rear neck choke round 1
Featherweight
James Bishop (NZ) beat Mark Valerio (PHI)
TKO round 2
Welterweight
Abdelghani Saber (EGY) beat Gerson Carvalho (BRA)
TKO round 1
Middleweight
Bakhtiyar Abbasov (AZE) beat Igor Litoshik (BLR)
Unanimous points decision
Bantamweight
Fabio Mello (BRA) beat Mark Alcoba (PHI)
Unanimous points decision
Welterweight
Ahmed Labban (LEB) v Magomedsultan Magomedsultanov (RUS)
TKO round 1
Bantamweight
Trent Girdham (AUS) beat Jayson Margallo (PHI)
TKO round 3
Lightweight
Usman Nurmagomedov (RUS) beat Roman Golovinov (UKR)
TKO round 1
Middleweight
Tarek Suleiman (SYR) beat Steve Kennedy (AUS)
Submission round 2
Lightweight
Dan Moret (USA) v Anton Kuivanen (FIN)
TKO round 2
Wicked: For Good
Director: Jon M Chu
Starring: Ariana Grande, Cynthia Erivo, Jonathan Bailey, Jeff Goldblum, Michelle Yeoh, Ethan Slater
Rating: 4/5
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Stuck in a job without a pay rise? Here's what to do
Chris Greaves, the managing director of Hays Gulf Region, says those without a pay rise for an extended period must start asking questions – both of themselves and their employer.
“First, are they happy with that or do they want more?” he says. “Job-seeking is a time-consuming, frustrating and long-winded affair so are they prepared to put themselves through that rigmarole? Before they consider that, they must ask their employer what is happening.”
Most employees bring up pay rise queries at their annual performance appraisal and find out what the company has in store for them from a career perspective.
Those with no formal appraisal system, Mr Greaves says, should ask HR or their line manager for an assessment.
“You want to find out how they value your contribution and where your job could go,” he says. “You’ve got to be brave enough to ask some questions and if you don’t like the answers then you have to develop a strategy or change jobs if you are prepared to go through the job-seeking process.”
For those that do reach the salary negotiation with their current employer, Mr Greaves says there is no point in asking for less than 5 per cent.
“However, this can only really have any chance of success if you can identify where you add value to the business (preferably you can put a monetary value on it), or you can point to a sustained contribution above the call of duty or to other achievements you think your employer will value.”
Karwaan
Producer: Ronnie Screwvala
Director: Akarsh Khurana
Starring: Irrfan Khan, Dulquer Salmaan, Mithila Palkar
Rating: 4/5
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Salah in numbers
€39 million: Liverpool agreed a fee, including add-ons, in the region of €39m (nearly Dh176m) to sign Salah from Roma last year. The exchange rate at the time meant that cost the Reds £34.3m - a bargain given his performances since.
13: The 25-year-old player was not a complete stranger to the Premier League when he arrived at Liverpool this summer. However, during his previous stint at Chelsea, he made just 13 Premier League appearances, seven of which were off the bench, and scored only twice.
57: It was in the 57th minute of his Liverpool bow when Salah opened his account for the Reds in the 3-3 draw with Watford back in August. The Egyptian prodded the ball over the line from close range after latching onto Roberto Firmino's attempted lob.
7: Salah's best scoring streak of the season occurred between an FA Cup tie against West Brom on January 27 and a Premier League win over Newcastle on March 3. He scored for seven games running in all competitions and struck twice against Tottenham.
3: This season Salah became the first player in Premier League history to win the player of the month award three times during a term. He was voted as the division's best player in November, February and March.
40: Salah joined Roger Hunt and Ian Rush as the only players in Liverpool's history to have scored 40 times in a single season when he headed home against Bournemouth at Anfield earlier this month.
30: The goal against Bournemouth ensured the Egyptian achieved another milestone in becoming the first African player to score 30 times across one Premier League campaign.
8: As well as his fine form in England, Salah has also scored eight times in the tournament phase of this season's Champions League. Only Real Madrid's Cristiano Ronaldo, with 15 to his credit, has found the net more often in the group stages and knockout rounds of Europe's premier club competition.
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At Eternity’s Gate
Director: Julian Schnabel
Starring: Willem Dafoe, Oscar Isaacs, Mads Mikkelsen
Three stars
Developer: Ubisoft Montreal / Ubisoft Toronto
Publisher: Ubisoft
Platforms: Playstation 4, Xbox One, Windows
Release Date: April 10
Skewed figures
In the village of Mevagissey in southwest England the housing stock has doubled in the last century while the number of residents is half the historic high. The village's Neighbourhood Development Plan states that 26% of homes are holiday retreats. Prices are high, averaging around £300,000, £50,000 more than the Cornish average of £250,000. The local average wage is £15,458.
What's in the deal?
Agreement aims to boost trade by £25.5bn a year in the long run, compared with a total of £42.6bn in 2024
India will slash levies on medical devices, machinery, cosmetics, soft drinks and lamb.
India will also cut automotive tariffs to 10% under a quota from over 100% currently.
Indian employees in the UK will receive three years exemption from social security payments
India expects 99% of exports to benefit from zero duty, raising opportunities for textiles, marine products, footwear and jewellery
The President's Cake
Director: Hasan Hadi
Starring: Baneen Ahmad Nayyef, Waheed Thabet Khreibat, Sajad Mohamad Qasem
Rating: 4/5
The smuggler
Eldarir had arrived at JFK in January 2020 with three suitcases, containing goods he valued at $300, when he was directed to a search area.
Officers found 41 gold artefacts among the bags, including amulets from a funerary set which prepared the deceased for the afterlife.
Also found was a cartouche of a Ptolemaic king on a relief that was originally part of a royal building or temple.
The largest single group of items found in Eldarir’s cases were 400 shabtis, or figurines.
Khouli conviction
Khouli smuggled items into the US by making false declarations to customs about the country of origin and value of the items.
According to Immigration and Customs Enforcement, he provided “false provenances which stated that [two] Egyptian antiquities were part of a collection assembled by Khouli's father in Israel in the 1960s” when in fact “Khouli acquired the Egyptian antiquities from other dealers”.
He was sentenced to one year of probation, six months of home confinement and 200 hours of community service in 2012 after admitting buying and smuggling Egyptian antiquities, including coffins, funerary boats and limestone figures.
For sale
A number of other items said to come from the collection of Ezeldeen Taha Eldarir are currently or recently for sale.
Their provenance is described in near identical terms as the British Museum shabti: bought from Salahaddin Sirmali, "authenticated and appraised" by Hossen Rashed, then imported to the US in 1948.
- An Egyptian Mummy mask dating from 700BC-30BC, is on offer for £11,807 ($15,275) online by a seller in Mexico
- A coffin lid dating back to 664BC-332BC was offered for sale by a Colorado-based art dealer, with a starting price of $65,000
- A shabti that was on sale through a Chicago-based coin dealer, dating from 1567BC-1085BC, is up for $1,950