Why it's cruel to be Kindle


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Kindle, Kobo, iPad, Nook ... e-readers can take their pick. But for true literary pleasure, says the author Jasper Rees, only one handheld reading device stands the test of time - the book.

have you got one? Or have you most affirmatively not got one? Do you know anyone who's gone and converted to one and now swears by it? I refer, obviously, to the handheld reading device known as the Kindle. One cannot know exactly why Amazon chose that name. Presumably it's to do with lighting a flame that will spark a revolution - in this case a revolution in reading habits.

A revolution has already happened once in the history of reading. Shortly after Herr Gutenberg invented the concept of printing using movable type in the 15th century, it became possible to devour a work of literature without having to wait for a scribe, usually an underling from a religious order, to scratch out your individual bespoke edition. For a number of centuries the handheld reading device formerly known as the "book" held sway. You wanted to read a book. You read it in book form. As a system, it pretty much worked. Customer satisfaction was high.

Then came the internet, the microchip and the 21st-century craze for fitting large amounts of information into infinitesimally small spaces. While iTunes and Spotify were slugging it out for musical supremacy, Amazon and other digi-empires began fighting like King Kong and Godzilla for dominance in the post-book market.

The Kindle is not the only gizmo onto which you can upload books. There is also the Kobo, the preferred app for the new BlackBerry Playbook; the Nook from Barnes&Noble; the Condor eGriver Touch; the Entourage; the Fnac; the Foxit eSlick; the iRex; the Jinke; the Onyx Boox. None of the people who name these brands seems able to spell, but we'll let that pass.

Kindle, in its various incarnations, is the one that everyone has heard of. As of last year, it accounted for more than half of all e-readers sold. The International Data Corporation reports that in 2010 total sales of e-readers were 12.8 million, up 325 per cent from the previous year. Amazon says e-books now account for more than half of its fiction sales.

In short, if you're reading a novel with old-fashioned things such as pages and ink, there is a danger that you are about to become part of a cultural minority, like fans of atonal music and Welsh speakers. I mention the latter because I've just written a book about learning Welsh. Whenever I mention it in conversation, there's always something that a certain type of person wants to know first.

"Is it available as an e-book? Can I read it on my Kindle/iPad/Nook/Fnac/Jinke/etc?" The truth is I have no idea. I pay a visit to Amazon and there it is: available in paperback and the telltale "other formats". I contact my publisher, Profile Books, for clarification and am put through to its digital supremo, Michael Bhaskar. Hasn't the whole publishing industry been blindsided by this phenomenon?

"The speed has been surprising," he says. "The take-up has happened very quickly. It's not what's happening that is unexpected so much as things happening fast and in unpredictable ways."

Four years ago there was no such thing as an iPhone. The notion of the downloadable app did not exist. "We are still in a position where new entrants to the market can quickly have an impact," Bhaskar says. "Commercial technological developments happen at a constant rate." The Kindle was introduced in 2007, and is already several generations on from its original design.

That still raises the question of who reads on these things, and why, and indeed what? Plainly readers of e-readers are going to have a dominant geek gene. Which is why it's no surprise to learn that the most popular genre among e-books is popular mass-market fiction. It's the biggest-selling form of book anyway, but, to be tempted into a reductive conclusion, those who like the more challenging literature are more likely to have a romantic attachment to the tactile pleasure of leafing rather than scrolling.

I count myself firmly in this category. The digitisation of pretty much every other area of life I'm happy to accept. If they invented a digital dog-walker, a digital chef or a digital chauffeur, I'd probably invest. But a digital reader? Imagine a future devoid of browsing contentedly in bookshops, of spines lined up regimentally on your shelves at home. How on earth do you get an author to sign an e-book?

Meanwhile, Bhaskar sets my mind at rest: "I don't think there is any evidence the print book will go away and there are a lot of good reasons to think that it won't. We will have a mixed environment. There will be print books and e-books, and people will flit between them."

Not me - I'd rather flit my wrists.

Jasper Rees's book Bred of Heaven: One Man's Quest to Reclaim His Welsh Roots was published this month.

The chef's advice

Troy Payne, head chef at Abu Dhabi’s newest healthy eatery Sanderson’s in Al Seef Resort & Spa, says singles need to change their mindset about how they approach the supermarket.

“They feel like they can’t buy one cucumber,” he says. “But I can walk into a shop – I feed two people at home – and I’ll walk into a shop and I buy one cucumber, I’ll buy one onion.”

Mr Payne asks for the sticker to be placed directly on each item, rather than face the temptation of filling one of the two-kilogram capacity plastic bags on offer.

The chef also advises singletons not get too hung up on “organic”, particularly high-priced varieties that have been flown in from far-flung locales. Local produce is often grown sustainably, and far cheaper, he says.

Prophets of Rage

(Fantasy Records)

Wicked: For Good

Director: Jon M Chu

Starring: Ariana Grande, Cynthia Erivo, Jonathan Bailey, Jeff Goldblum, Michelle Yeoh, Ethan Slater

Rating: 4/5

Other workplace saving schemes
  • The UAE government announced a retirement savings plan for private and free zone sector employees in 2023.
  • Dubai’s savings retirement scheme for foreign employees working in the emirate’s government and public sector came into effect in 2022.
  • National Bonds unveiled a Golden Pension Scheme in 2022 to help private-sector foreign employees with their financial planning.
  • In April 2021, Hayah Insurance unveiled a workplace savings plan to help UAE employees save for their retirement.
  • Lunate, an Abu Dhabi-based investment manager, has launched a fund that will allow UAE private companies to offer employees investment returns on end-of-service benefits.

Padmaavat

Director: Sanjay Leela Bhansali

Starring: Ranveer Singh, Deepika Padukone, Shahid Kapoor, Jim Sarbh

3.5/5

THE BIO

Age: 30

Favourite book: The Power of Habit

Favourite quote: "The world is full of good people, if you cannot find one, be one"

Favourite exercise: The snatch

Favourite colour: Blue

QUALIFYING RESULTS

1. Max Verstappen, Netherlands, Red Bull Racing Honda, 1 minute, 35.246 seconds.
2. Valtteri Bottas, Finland, Mercedes, 1:35.271.
3. Lewis Hamilton, Great Britain, Mercedes, 1:35.332.
4. Lando Norris, Great Britain, McLaren Renault, 1:35.497.
5. Alexander Albon, Thailand, Red Bull Racing Honda, 1:35.571.
6. Carlos Sainz Jr, Spain, McLaren Renault, 1:35.815.
7. Daniil Kvyat, Russia, Scuderia Toro Rosso Honda, 1:35.963.
8. Lance Stroll, Canada, Racing Point BWT Mercedes, 1:36.046.
9. Charles Leclerc, Monaco, Ferrari, 1:36.065.
10. Pierre Gasly, France, Scuderia Toro Rosso Honda, 1:36.242.

Eliminated after second session

11. Esteban Ocon, France, Renault, 1:36.359.
12. Daniel Ricciardo, Australia, Renault, 1:36.406.
13. Sebastian Vettel, Germany, Ferrari, 1:36.631.
14. Antonio Giovinazzi, Italy, Alfa Romeo Racing Ferrari, 1:38.248.

Eliminated after first session

15. Antonio Giovinazzi, Italy, Alfa Romeo Racing Ferrari, 1:37.075.
16. Kimi Raikkonen, Finland, Alfa Romeo Racing Ferrari, 1:37.555.
17. Kevin Magnussen, Denmark, Haas Ferrari, 1:37.863.
18. George Russell, Great Britain, Williams Mercedes, 1:38.045.
19. Pietro Fittipaldi, Brazil, Haas Ferrari, 1:38.173.
20. Nicholas Latifi, Canada, Williams Mercedes, 1:38.443.

The President's Cake

Director: Hasan Hadi

Starring: Baneen Ahmad Nayyef, Waheed Thabet Khreibat, Sajad Mohamad Qasem 

Rating: 4/5

MATCH INFO

Bangla Tigers 108-5 (10 ovs)

Ingram 37, Rossouw 26, Pretorius 2-10

Deccan Gladiators 109-4 (9.5 ovs)

Watson 41, Devcich 27, Wiese 2-15

Gladiators win by six wickets

What vitamins do we know are beneficial for living in the UAE

Vitamin D: Highly relevant in the UAE due to limited sun exposure; supports bone health, immunity and mood.Vitamin B12: Important for nerve health and energy production, especially for vegetarians, vegans and individuals with absorption issues.Iron: Useful only when deficiency or anaemia is confirmed; helps reduce fatigue and support immunity.Omega-3 (EPA/DHA): Supports heart health and reduces inflammation, especially for those who consume little fish.

Brief scoreline:

Crystal Palace 2

Milivojevic 76' (pen), Van Aanholt 88'

Huddersfield Town 0