Will Self, English author and commentator. Photo by Jeremy Sutton-Hibbert / Getty Images
Will Self, English author and commentator. Photo by Jeremy Sutton-Hibbert / Getty Images
Will Self, English author and commentator. Photo by Jeremy Sutton-Hibbert / Getty Images
Will Self, English author and commentator. Photo by Jeremy Sutton-Hibbert / Getty Images

Umbrella is Will Self's most ambitious work to date


  • English
  • Arabic

Umbrella
Will Self
Bloomsbury Publishing

The inclusion of Will Self's ninth novel on this year's Man Booker shortlist should elicit applause from those who condemned last year's judges' emphasis on "readability". Umbrella is, according to the bold claims made on its cover, Self's "most ambitious" novel yet; one in which he "takes up the challenge of Modernism and demonstrates how it - and it alone - can unravel new and unsettling truths about our world and how it came to be". Following in the footsteps of both James Joyce and Virginia Woolf, the former's quip that "a brother is as easily forgotten as an umbrella" introduces the novel, and Self's ageing protagonist's bus journeys around North London are haunted by the image of Woolf mapping the city in Mrs Dalloway. Self fully embraces the fragmented and elliptical form with all its clutter and confusion, depth and dexterity. "Readable" it both is and isn't. Some passages trip off the tongue with a speed and ease that delights; others jar the senses, taxing one's concentration and comprehension.

As with all good Modernist novels, Umbrella is epic in its scope. Self's story spans almost a century, beginning in the First World War and ending in 2010. Its heroine (if so straightforward a term can be used) is Audrey Death. Born in Fulham in 1890, Audrey - defined by the conventions of her age as a woman of "loose" morals (a feminist) and "extreme" politics (a socialist) - is a munitions worker at Woolwich Arsenal; a "cog, so to speak, in the machine" of armament during the Great War.

In 1918 she is struck down by the encephalitis lethargica (sleepy sickness) epidemic that swept the world, and, in 1922, after a complete collapse, she is committed to a psychiatric hospital in North London. Here, among a small group of fellow sufferers, she resides in a state of catatonia interspersed with episodes of hyperkinetic behaviour ("they yawn, they sniff, they gasp and pant like worn-out dogs") for 50 years, like "a moth - not dead but hibernating and growing ever more desiccated". In 1971 the psychiatrist Dr Zack Busner (a recurring character in Self's fiction, found in his novels Great Apes, The Book of Dave and some of his short stories) charges in on his hypodermic steed and wakes these Rip Van Winkles from their sleep with an L-DOPA chemical kiss. Almost 40 years later, the now aged and retired Busner makes a pilgrimage from his grotty flat in Tufnell Park to the site of his once great experiment, hoping to lay old ghosts to rest.

Their symptoms and their illness misunderstood for years - Audrey's diagnosis changes with the arrival of every new doctor at the hospital, ranging from primary dementia ("whatever that was", muses Busner when he takes over her case), through premature dementia and schizophrenia, until the first sign of light appears with a "tentatively" pencilled "Parkinsonian?" in her chart, Self is not the first to be captivated by the reanimation of these "living statues". In 1973, neurologist and psychologist Oliver Sacks published Awakenings, his real-life account of his experiments waking post-encephalitic patients in New York's Beth Abraham Hospital. This was turned into a film of the same name in 1990 starring Robin Williams and Robert De Niro, and inspired the playwright Harold Pinter to pen his own fictional account of a woman woken after a 30-year coma, A Kind of Alaska, in 1982. But, as anyone who's seen or read Awakenings knows, L-DOPA didn't provide the fairy-tale ending everyone had been hoping for.

Whether Self's use of the Modernist stream-of-consciousness technique can be traced back to the mechanics of the disease he's writing about, or this is just the style through which he makes sense of the story, is hard to fathom.

He begins Kafka's Wound (his digital literary essay commissioned by the London Review of Books and recently made available on The Space website), with the admission that he's guilty of an association of ideas: "I cannot prevent myself from linking one idea with another purely on the basis of their contiguity, in time, in place, in my own mind."

His reference in the essay to David Hume's assertion that the imagination is best conceived as a "combinatorial faculty" can, I think, also be put to good reference when it comes to deciphering the way he's chosen to present Umbrella.

Naturally, a sense of coherent chronology is non-existent in Self's pages, time period intersects time period with steady irregularity; often the switch is made mid-sentence with only the clue of an interlinking image to alert the reader to the change, or one character's reminiscences about another signalling a change in consciousness. Coupled with this are the multiple plot lines: Busner's experiments in 1971; his lonely retirement in 2010; Audrey's memories of life as a munitionette during the war (her post-encephalitic tics eventually being deciphered as a muscle-memory of operating the turret lathe she was in charge of); snippets of memory before and after this period; and the stories of her brothers, Albert and Stanley.

Like the leitmotif of the umbrella that threads through the novel, the word or image reappearing in a multitude of different scenarios and with different meanings, so too Audrey's brothers become more and more central to the narrative. The retired Busner wonders at what point the umbrella "first became an article to be routinely forgotten rather than assiduously remembered? Surely, to begin with, they would've been expensive items, invested with strong affect and not to be casually abandoned … as nowadays, given their cheapness and ubiquity". Appropriately, one of these brothers is indeed dropped as easily as a mass-produced umbrella - the siblings held together by nothing more than the "accident" of their parentage - while the other is cherished and clung to through the years.

The question still remains, though, does the style suit the subject? Modernism always awakens the problem of intellectual insecurity - it's easy to either dismiss its regurgitation as "not as good as the original", or, for fear of being exposed as not understanding what you're reading, to praise its reincarnation as a brave and uniquely rendered project.

In full awareness that I'm rather unsatisfactorily sitting on the fence, I would argue that Umbrella falls into both those categories. At points I longed to be reading Joyce or Woolf, while at other times revelled in the flow of Self's language: the "swipeeping" of Busner's bus pass as he begins a journey on public transport, the description of a recognisable figure from the newly-woken Audrey's past as "a time chamber within which [she] can rest a while as she's decompressed by his chat", or a brain free-floating inside a skull until it's "touched down by a dusty heap of muesli".

Self's use of Modernism comes into its own in the book's final pages, where Busner's hypothesis views Audrey's "frenzied" activity as "a preview of what was to come: the binary blizzard that would blow through humanity's consciousness". Here he reminds us just how very modern Modernism actually was.

Lucy Scholes is a freelance journalist who lives in London.

PREMIER LEAGUE RESULTS

Bournemouth 1 Manchester City 2
Watford 0 Brighton and Hove Albion 0
Newcastle United 3 West Ham United 0
Huddersfield Town 0 Southampton 0
Crystal Palace 0 Swansea City 2
Manchester United 2 Leicester City 0
West Bromwich Albion 1 Stoke City 1
Chelsea 2 Everton 0
Tottenham Hotspur 1 Burnley 1
Liverpool 4 Arsenal 0

How to register as a donor

1) Organ donors can register on the Hayat app, run by the Ministry of Health and Prevention

2) There are about 11,000 patients in the country in need of organ transplants

3) People must be over 21. Emiratis and residents can register. 

4) The campaign uses the hashtag  #donate_hope

Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.

Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.

Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.

“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.

Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.

From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.

Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.

BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.

Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.

Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.

“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.

“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.

“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”

The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”

Labour dispute

The insured employee may still file an ILOE claim even if a labour dispute is ongoing post termination, but the insurer may suspend or reject payment, until the courts resolve the dispute, especially if the reason for termination is contested. The outcome of the labour court proceedings can directly affect eligibility.


- Abdullah Ishnaneh, Partner, BSA Law 

UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
Community Shield info

Where, when and at what time Wembley Stadium in London on Sunday at 5pm (UAE time)

Arsenal line up (3-4-2-1) Petr Cech; Rob Holding, Per Mertesacker, Nacho Monreal; Hector Bellerin, Mohamed Elneny, Granit Xhaka, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain; Alex Iwobi, Danny Welbeck; Alexandre Lacazette

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger

Chelsea line up (3-4-2-1) Thibaut Courtois; Cesar Azpilicueta, David Luiz, Gary Cahill; Victor Moses, Cesc Fabregas, N'Golo Kante, Marcos Alonso; Willian, Pedro; Michy Batshuayi

Chelsea manager Antonio Conte

Referee Bobby Madley

Naga
%3Cp%3E%3Cstrong%3EDirector%3A%C2%A0%3C%2Fstrong%3EMeshal%20Al%20Jaser%3C%2Fp%3E%0A%3Cp%3E%3Cstrong%3EStarring%3A%C2%A0%3C%2Fstrong%3EAdwa%20Bader%2C%20Yazeed%20Almajyul%2C%20Khalid%20Bin%20Shaddad%3C%2Fp%3E%0A%3Cp%3E%3Cstrong%3ERating%3A%20%3C%2Fstrong%3E4%2F5%3C%2Fp%3E%0A
Haircare resolutions 2021

From Beirut and Amman to London and now Dubai, hairstylist George Massoud has seen the same mistakes made by customers all over the world. In the chair or at-home hair care, here are the resolutions he wishes his customers would make for the year ahead.

1. 'I will seek consultation from professionals'

You may know what you want, but are you sure it’s going to suit you? Haircare professionals can tell you what will work best with your skin tone, hair texture and lifestyle.

2. 'I will tell my hairdresser when I’m not happy'

Massoud says it’s better to offer constructive criticism to work on in the future. Your hairdresser will learn, and you may discover how to communicate exactly what you want more effectively the next time.

3. ‘I will treat my hair better out of the chair’

Damage control is a big part of most hairstylists’ work right now, but it can be avoided. Steer clear of over-colouring at home, try and pursue one hair brand at a time and never, ever use a straightener on still drying hair, pleads Massoud.

BUNDESLIGA FIXTURES

Friday Hertha Berlin v Union Berlin (11.30pm)

Saturday Freiburg v Borussia Monchengladbach, Eintracht Frankfurt v Borussia Dortmund, Cologne v Wolfsburg, Arminia Bielefeld v Mainz (6.30pm) Bayern Munich v RB Leipzig (9.30pm)

Sunday Werder Bremen v Stuttgart (6.30pm), Schalke v Bayer Leverkusen (9pm)

Monday Hoffenheim v Augsburg (11.30pm)

TOURNAMENT INFO

Women’s World Twenty20 Qualifier

Jul 3- 14, in the Netherlands
The top two teams will qualify to play at the World T20 in the West Indies in November

UAE squad
Humaira Tasneem (captain), Chamani Seneviratne, Subha Srinivasan, Neha Sharma, Kavisha Kumari, Judit Cleetus, Chaya Mughal, Roopa Nagraj, Heena Hotchandani, Namita D’Souza, Ishani Senevirathne, Esha Oza, Nisha Ali, Udeni Kuruppuarachchi

The Prison Letters of Nelson Mandela
Edited by Sahm Venter
Published by Liveright

Zakat definitions

Zakat: an Arabic word meaning ‘to cleanse’ or ‘purification’.

Nisab: the minimum amount that a Muslim must have before being obliged to pay zakat. Traditionally, the nisab threshold was 87.48 grams of gold, or 612.36 grams of silver. The monetary value of the nisab therefore varies by current prices and currencies.

Zakat Al Mal: the ‘cleansing’ of wealth, as one of the five pillars of Islam; a spiritual duty for all Muslims meeting the ‘nisab’ wealth criteria in a lunar year, to pay 2.5 per cent of their wealth in alms to the deserving and needy.

Zakat Al Fitr: a donation to charity given during Ramadan, before Eid Al Fitr, in the form of food. Every adult Muslim who possesses food in excess of the needs of themselves and their family must pay two qadahs (an old measure just over 2 kilograms) of flour, wheat, barley or rice from each person in a household, as a minimum.