Jokes for the Gunmen by Mazen Maarouf. Courtesy Granta
Jokes for the Gunmen by Mazen Maarouf. Courtesy Granta
Jokes for the Gunmen by Mazen Maarouf. Courtesy Granta
Jokes for the Gunmen by Mazen Maarouf. Courtesy Granta

Review: Mazen Maarouf's Jokes for the Gunmen collection is a 'magical realism' perspective on war zones


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  • Arabic

Fiction can act as a mirror or a barometer, reflecting the times we live in and ­measuring current moods and shifting circumstances. Many a fictional tale takes a ­naturalistic approach to depict the sign of the times, with worked-in facts and restyled events giving rise to believable scenarios and recognisable characters.

Other fiction portrays the way we live now, not by replicating reality but by distorting it. The familiar outlines are there but so too are weird embellishments, off-the-wall antics and human oddities.

Mazen Maarouf's bravura collection of stories, Jokes for the Gunmen, fits squarely into this second camp. All 12 tales – translated seamlessly from the Arabic by Jonathan Wright – are set in graspable, credible, if not always identifiable locations. All feature individuals with whom we can connect and empathise. But all are filled with surreal episodes and outlandish flourishes – not so much for comic effect, but rather in an attempt to flag up and make sense of the tragedies and absurdities that permeate modern life.

Maarouf is a Palestinian-­Icelandic writer who was born in Beirut. The best of his ­stories draws on his ­experience of growing up in a war zone, encountering danger and ­dealing with loss.

The book's titular tale, the longest and by far the most effective here, plays out while war rages in neighbourhood streets. Through a series of pithy, tightly focused ­chapters, we watch as a boy learns how to stay strong and value what matters most while under fire.

The narrator describes how his friends mocked his father after he was beaten up by gunmen on the way home from work. He earns the nickname "grasshopper", "since grasshoppers always jump and never attack". In a bid to transform his parent's reputation the boy burns himself and scratches his face, then tells his friends his father is responsible.

When this fails to have the desired effect, he resorts to desperate, dastardly ­measures, hatching an elaborate plan that involves selling his brother’s organs to help pay for a glass eye for his father, which will in turn frighten the gunmen and win respect from school-friends.

But then, all of sudden, Maarouf halts this farce by ­killing off the narrator's twin. Although the playground taunts stop, the boy's father remains a punching-bag. That is until the gunmen promise to halt the hostilities if he can make them laugh by telling them a joke a day.

And so a grieving father and son are compelled to devise gags and funny stories in order to escape violence. Unsure whether to laugh or cry, the reader follows their progress right up to the nasty sting at the end of this carefully crafted and bittersweet tale.

This isn't the only story told from a child's-eye view, or the only one to centre upon father-son relations. In the shorter, but no less rewarding, Gramophone, a man loses both his arms in a vacuum-bomb blast and then implores his son to donate him one of his. And in Cinema, dozens of families take refuge in the eponymous place, only to be wiped out when a shell hits the auditorium – leaving the sole survivor, a young boy, to fend for himself with a teddy bear full of cheese for sustenance and a cow for company.

Elsewhere, we meet a man who can't smile yet is able to kill people with a punchline; an amateur matador who dies three times; a trigger-­happy relative; and an invasive dreamer. Maarouf shows that there is method in his ­madness, using whimsical conceits to illustrate the chaos and futility unleashed by war.

Amid the mayhem are moments of tenderness and pathos. A boy cherishes his pepper plant, believing that each tiny pepper represents a family member's soul. And a ­mother insists on baking in her kitchen during bombing raids, only joining her family in the shelter when her cakes are ready.

One or two stories are too fanciful for their own good. Also, despite clear stylistic inventiveness, there are no real formal risks on display. Every tale is narrated by an unnamed male figure and each new adult voice – including that of a bull – is indistinguishable from the last.

However, these are minor faults, for Maarouf gives us much to admire and more to enjoy. His bold and masterful stories laugh in the face of adversity and shine vital rays of light through darkness and despair.

War

Director: Siddharth Anand

Cast: Hrithik Roshan, Tiger Shroff, Ashutosh Rana, Vaani Kapoor

Rating: Two out of five stars 

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A UK-domiciled person, however, is liable for UK tax on their worldwide income and gains when they are resident in the UK.

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Saturday Spezia v Lazio (6pm), Juventus v Torino (9pm), Inter Milan v Bologna (7.45pm)

Sunday Verona v Cagliari (3.30pm), Parma v Benevento, AS Roma v Sassuolo, Udinese v Atalanta (all 6pm), Crotone v Napoli (9pm), Sampdoria v AC Milan (11.45pm)

Monday Fiorentina v Genoa (11.45pm)

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Manchester City v Shakhtar Donetsk
Napoli v Feyenoord
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Building boom turning to bust as Turkey's economy slows

Deep in a provincial region of northwestern Turkey, it looks like a mirage - hundreds of luxury houses built in neat rows, their pointed towers somewhere between French chateau and Disney castle.

Meant to provide luxurious accommodations for foreign buyers, the houses are however standing empty in what is anything but a fairytale for their investors.

The ambitious development has been hit by regional turmoil as well as the slump in the Turkish construction industry - a key sector - as the country's economy heads towards what could be a hard landing in an intensifying downturn.

After a long period of solid growth, Turkey's economy contracted 1.1 per cent in the third quarter, and many economists expect it will enter into recession this year.

The country has been hit by high inflation and a currency crisis in August. The lira lost 28 per cent of its value against the dollar in 2018 and markets are still unconvinced by the readiness of the government under President Recep Tayyip Erdogan to tackle underlying economic issues.

The villas close to the town centre of Mudurnu in the Bolu region are intended to resemble European architecture and are part of the Sarot Group's Burj Al Babas project.

But the development of 732 villas and a shopping centre - which began in 2014 - is now in limbo as Sarot Group has sought bankruptcy protection.

It is one of hundreds of Turkish companies that have done so as they seek cover from creditors and to restructure their debts.

Keep it fun and engaging

Stuart Ritchie, director of wealth advice at AES International, says children cannot learn something overnight, so it helps to have a fun routine that keeps them engaged and interested.

“I explain to my daughter that the money I draw from an ATM or the money on my bank card doesn’t just magically appear – it’s money I have earned from my job. I show her how this works by giving her little chores around the house so she can earn pocket money,” says Mr Ritchie.

His daughter is allowed to spend half of her pocket money, while the other half goes into a bank account. When this money hits a certain milestone, Mr Ritchie rewards his daughter with a small lump sum.

He also recommends books that teach the importance of money management for children, such as The Squirrel Manifesto by Ric Edelman and Jean Edelman.

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Starring: Anna Kendrick, Justin Timberlake

Rating: 4 stars

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