Money certainly does not buy you happiness, or so Keanu Reeves's first offering to the literary world would have us believe.
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Last Updated: 20 June, 2011 UAE
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The guaranteed easy read contains just one line of a poem per page, with equally eyebrow raising ink illustrations by the LA artist Alexandra Grant. Reeves clearly finds writing a cleansing process, describing how he draws a "hot sorrow bath" and uses "regret shampoo…pain soap" and "I hate myself face cream".
But wait, this has to be a joke right? Well yes, sort of. For despite the reputation for gloominess Reeves has acquired in recent years, this book was apparently written to poke fun at his self-pitying friends. Let's hope a disclaimer somehow finds its way inside the hand-stitched cover before legions of Reeves fans buy the book to lift him out of his supposed despair. Fans of unusual celebrity literary projects will also have been delighted by the news last week that the rapper 50 Cent is to write a young-adult novel about bullying called Playground, which will be published in January.
The artist drew upon his own violent childhood to write the novel, about a reformed 13-year-old bully and is keen for it to have a "positive influence on all teenagers". It's not Fiddy's first literary endeavour - in 2007, he launched G-Unit Books, designed to publish a series of novellas and graphic novels about ghetto life, and he co-wrote one of the titles, The Ski-Mask Way.
He has also written a memoir, From Pieces to Weight, and even a self-help guide called The 50th Law, co-written with Robert Greene. It is debatable, however, whether it is wise to take tips from the man whose most famous piece of advice is: "Get rich or die trying." Wise words, Fiddy, wise words.
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Zakat definitions
Zakat: an Arabic word meaning ‘to cleanse’ or ‘purification’.
Nisab: the minimum amount that a Muslim must have before being obliged to pay zakat. Traditionally, the nisab threshold was 87.48 grams of gold, or 612.36 grams of silver. The monetary value of the nisab therefore varies by current prices and currencies.
Zakat Al Mal: the ‘cleansing’ of wealth, as one of the five pillars of Islam; a spiritual duty for all Muslims meeting the ‘nisab’ wealth criteria in a lunar year, to pay 2.5 per cent of their wealth in alms to the deserving and needy.
Zakat Al Fitr: a donation to charity given during Ramadan, before Eid Al Fitr, in the form of food. Every adult Muslim who possesses food in excess of the needs of themselves and their family must pay two qadahs (an old measure just over 2 kilograms) of flour, wheat, barley or rice from each person in a household, as a minimum.
Nayanthara: Beyond The Fairy Tale
Starring: Nayanthara, Vignesh Shivan, Radhika Sarathkumar, Nagarjuna Akkineni
Director: Amith Krishnan
Rating: 3.5/5
Unresolved crisis
Russia and Ukraine have been locked in a bitter conflict since 2014, when Ukraine’s Kremlin-friendly president was ousted, Moscow annexed Crimea and then backed a separatist insurgency in the east.
Fighting between the Russia-backed rebels and Ukrainian forces has killed more than 14,000 people. In 2015, France and Germany helped broker a peace deal, known as the Minsk agreements, that ended large-scale hostilities but failed to bring a political settlement of the conflict.
The Kremlin has repeatedly accused Kiev of sabotaging the deal, and Ukrainian officials in recent weeks said that implementing it in full would hurt Ukraine.