In the history of colonial Britain, the name Charles Townshend is usually said with a scowl. It wasn't always thus. In 1895, as a young captain, Townshend led the besieged garrison at Chitral Fort and held out heroically until the arrival of reinforcements. But his reputation and ignominy live on mostly because of his defeat two decades later in what is now Iraq, against an Ottoman opponent generally judged weaker and less equipped than Townshend's own Indian soldiers. Townshend led his soldiers up from Basra towards Baghdad, only to meet fierce Turkish resistance at the Battle of Ctesiphon, near the enormous sixth-century Sassanian arch that is one of the wonders of pre-Islamic architecture. In December 1915, he retreated to Kut in eastern Iraq near the modern Iranian border, and after five months' siege he surrendered to the Turks. In their custody, fully half his surviving men perished, mostly from exhaustion and disease.
The author of Desert Hell: The British Invasion of Mesopotamia (who is, oddly enough, also named Charles Townshend, though he admits to no relationship) echoes conventional wisdom in rating the defeat at Kut the most embarrassing British military defeat since Cornwallis's surrender to American tax protesters at Yorktown in 1781. In this book, the blame meted out to Townshend the general is less than he has received in previous accounts, but still enough to place him in the low ranks of British generalship. To his superiors, Townshend expressed reservations about the push to Baghdad, arguing that the gains would be minor and the potential costs extreme. But in the end, the superiors' views won out, and Townshend pushed forward, with disastrous consequences.
Desert Hell is an account of that push, from its beginning in Basra up to its eventual Pyrrhic success two years later, after General Stanley Maude picked up where Townshend (now imprisoned on an island in the Sea of Marmara) left off and marched, again at great cost, north to Mosul and Kurdistan. The reasons for the original taking of Basra, which fell so easily that the British were seemingly powerless to resist the urge to challenge the Turks further north, are murky, and attributable in part to securing Persian oil, and in part (Townshend claims overwhelmingly) to publicly bruise the Turks and encourage their Arab subjects to revolt. The British challenge certainly drew down the reserves of the Ottoman Empire, hastening its defeat. But it did so with a shockingly inept display that one of the officers involved called "a terrible exhibition of bad generalship which we have provided for the benefit of military historians".
Future historians will not have to rewrite this book for some time - probably not until an historian comes along who, unlike Townshend (best known as an historian of the Easter Rising, around the same time in Ireland), has full command of Ottoman sources as well as British ones. The book is gritty in its ground-level detail, drawing from diaries of British soldiers unlucky enough to have had to march through the sands of Mesopotamia, but also keen in its analysis of British military and political structures that led to the defeat. And to these virtues it adds the engaging vehemence of a prosecutor, laying at British feet the blame for much of the tragedy that befell Iraq in the years after the invasion.
The grittiness provides the most memorable moments. Some of the hardships of war in southern Iraq will be familiar to observers of the news during 2003-2007, when the successors of Townshend's forces occupied the southern capital of Basra. But as a visitor to these latter-day mess tents in Basra - on windless days, they rocked and billowed from the industrial-strength air-conditioning within - I can confirm that Townshend's war was infinitely more hellish. The climate punished both sides with cold and heat alike, starting in the boiler-room of Basra, and continuing on an unseasonably wet and cold winter in Kut. At times they viewed the heat as a deliverance, since at temperatures above 55 C the sandflies themselves called an armistice and retreated to their shady lairs. Disease preyed upon everyone. The men, most of whom were Indian sepoys, suffered from maladies considerably more varied than, say, their colleagues in the trenches of the Somme: "dog-rot" (a kind of wastage after a fly bite), as well as the permanently disfiguring "Baghdad boil" and "Aleppo date." Even the generals perished: in the safety of Baghdad, the Ottoman Field Marshal Baron von der Goltz died of typhus as he awaited news of his side's victory in Kut.
There is little glory in this for anyone. Coming off worse than anyone are the war's planners. Townshend is portrayed as a tragic buffoon ("Deliberately," wrote one quoted source, he "stripped and stood naked among his dead troops and living officers: then slipped on a silk vest, silk underpants, a khaki shirt, his breeches, boots, and sun-helmet" while "eating a piece of plum-cake passed to him by a junior staff officer"). But the higher-ups fare no better, including General John E Nixon, Townshend's commander, who ordered him to take Baghdad, and the British political leadership, which made the now-familiar mistake of invading with unclear political objectives and an even murkier understanding of the military demands of invasion and occupation.
All have a doomed view of war in the Middle East as essentially a contest of chest-thumping and domination. By this logic, the time-honoured military stand-by known as tactical retreat or withdrawal simply was unavailable in the arsenal of manoevres available to Townshend, and the high command felt itself essentially bound to move forward headlong into continued combat, until ultimately defeated or victorious. "You may afford to have reverses and retreat in France, perhaps," Townshend told his wife, "but not in the East and keep any prestige."
The author reserves harshest judgement not for any individual but for the British government itself. In the medium term, of course, the British did eventually take Mesopotamia and watched their opponents' empire dashed on the rocks, shattered into multiple little pieces with their own overlapping notions of sovereignty. But in the short term they killed tens of thousands of their own subjects and wrecked a number of Arab cities. Over the long term, their effect was even worse: in 1917, the tone-deaf General Maude's forces took Baghdad and issued his famous "we come... not as conquerors or enemies, but as liberators" proclamation, which went over about as well then as it did in 2003. Eventually the British Mandate of Mesopotamia placed King Feisal I on the throne of the Kingdom of Iraq, undermining Arab displeasure at colonial rule and systematically selling out the Kurds and Jews to boot.
Townshend the author perhaps neglects to convey fully the grim background of war in Europe that led to these retrospectively mad decisions. Surely something had to be done about the Ottomans, who were slaughtering British forces at Gallipoli about this time? The something that they hit upon turns out to have been a military, political, and moral disaster, which covers all bases in registering as a complete failure. Something, perhaps, but not this.
Graeme Wood is a contributing editor to The Atlantic.
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"Moral education touches on every aspect and subject that children engage in.
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Houthis: Iran-backed rebels who occupy Sanaa and run unrecognised government
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Date started: 2015
Founder: John Tsioris and Ioanna Angelidaki
Based: Dubai
Sector: Online grocery delivery
Staff: 200
Funding: Undisclosed, but investors include the Jabbar Internet Group and Venture Friends
Cricket World Cup League 2
UAE squad
Rahul Chopra (captain), Aayan Afzal Khan, Ali Naseer, Aryansh Sharma, Basil Hameed, Dhruv Parashar, Junaid Siddique, Muhammad Farooq, Muhammad Jawadullah, Muhammad Waseem, Omid Rahman, Rahul Bhatia, Tanish Suri, Vishnu Sukumaran, Vriitya Aravind
Fixtures
Friday, November 1 – Oman v UAE
Sunday, November 3 – UAE v Netherlands
Thursday, November 7 – UAE v Oman
Saturday, November 9 – Netherlands v UAE
If you go:
The flights: Etihad, Emirates, British Airways and Virgin all fly from the UAE to London from Dh2,700 return, including taxes
The tours: The Tour for Muggles usually runs several times a day, lasts about two-and-a-half hours and costs £14 (Dh67)
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is on now at the Palace Theatre. Tickets need booking significantly in advance
Entrance to the Harry Potter exhibition at the House of MinaLima is free
The hotel: The grand, 1909-built Strand Palace Hotel is in a handy location near the Theatre District and several of the key Harry Potter filming and inspiration sites. The family rooms are spacious, with sofa beds that can accommodate children, and wooden shutters that keep out the light at night. Rooms cost from £170 (Dh808).
Haircare resolutions 2021
From Beirut and Amman to London and now Dubai, hairstylist George Massoud has seen the same mistakes made by customers all over the world. In the chair or at-home hair care, here are the resolutions he wishes his customers would make for the year ahead.
1. 'I will seek consultation from professionals'
You may know what you want, but are you sure it’s going to suit you? Haircare professionals can tell you what will work best with your skin tone, hair texture and lifestyle.
2. 'I will tell my hairdresser when I’m not happy'
Massoud says it’s better to offer constructive criticism to work on in the future. Your hairdresser will learn, and you may discover how to communicate exactly what you want more effectively the next time.
3. ‘I will treat my hair better out of the chair’
Damage control is a big part of most hairstylists’ work right now, but it can be avoided. Steer clear of over-colouring at home, try and pursue one hair brand at a time and never, ever use a straightener on still drying hair, pleads Massoud.
Timeline
2012-2015
The company offers payments/bribes to win key contracts in the Middle East
May 2017
The UK SFO officially opens investigation into Petrofac’s use of agents, corruption, and potential bribery to secure contracts
September 2021
Petrofac pleads guilty to seven counts of failing to prevent bribery under the UK Bribery Act
October 2021
Court fines Petrofac £77 million for bribery. Former executive receives a two-year suspended sentence
December 2024
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May 2025
The High Court of England and Wales approves the company’s restructuring plan
July 2025
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August 2025
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October 2025
Petrofac loses a major TenneT offshore wind contract worth €13 billion. Holding company files for administration in the UK. Petrofac delisted from the London Stock Exchange
November 2025
180 Petrofac employees laid off in the UAE
Abu Dhabi Grand Slam Jiu-Jitsu World Tour Calendar 2018/19
July 29: OTA Gymnasium in Tokyo, Japan
Sep 22-23: LA Convention Centre in Los Angeles, US
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The flights: South African Airways flies from Dubai International Airport with a stop in Johannesburg, with prices starting from around Dh4,000 return. Emirates can get you there with a stop in Lusaka from around Dh4,600 return.
The details: Visas are available for 247 Zambian kwacha or US$20 (Dh73) per person on arrival at Livingstone Airport. Single entry into Victoria Falls for international visitors costs 371 kwacha or $30 (Dh110). Microlight flights are available through Batoka Sky, with 15-minute flights costing 2,265 kwacha (Dh680).
Accommodation: The Royal Livingstone Victoria Falls Hotel by Anantara is an ideal place to stay, within walking distance of the falls and right on the Zambezi River. Rooms here start from 6,635 kwacha (Dh2,398) per night, including breakfast, taxes and Wi-Fi. Water arrivals cost from 587 kwacha (Dh212) per person.
How to wear a kandura
Dos
- Wear the right fabric for the right season and occasion
- Always ask for the dress code if you don’t know
- Wear a white kandura, white ghutra / shemagh (headwear) and black shoes for work
- Wear 100 per cent cotton under the kandura as most fabrics are polyester
Don’ts
- Wear hamdania for work, always wear a ghutra and agal
- Buy a kandura only based on how it feels; ask questions about the fabric and understand what you are buying
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5pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 1,400m
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5.30pm: Handicap (PA) Dh90,000 1,400m
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6pm: Handicap (TB) Dh100,000 1,400m
Winner: Yaalail, Fernando Jara, Ali Rashid Al Raihe.
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7pm: Wathba Stallions Cup Handicap (PA) Dh70,000 1,600m
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7.30pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 2.200m
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All kick-off times 10.45pm UAE ( 4 GMT) unless stated
Tuesday
Sevilla v Maribor
Spartak Moscow v Liverpool
Manchester City v Shakhtar Donetsk
Napoli v Feyenoord
Besiktas v RB Leipzig
Monaco v Porto
Apoel Nicosia v Tottenham Hotspur
Borussia Dortmund v Real Madrid
Wednesday
Basel v Benfica
CSKA Moscow Manchester United
Paris Saint-Germain v Bayern Munich
Anderlecht v Celtic
Qarabag v Roma (8pm)
Atletico Madrid v Chelsea
Juventus v Olympiakos
Sporting Lisbon v Barcelona
if you go
The flights
Emirates offer flights to Buenos Aires from Dubai, via Rio De Janeiro from around Dh6,300. emirates.com
Seeing the games
Tangol sell experiences across South America and generally have good access to tickets for most of the big teams in Buenos Aires: Boca Juniors, River Plate, and Independiente. Prices from Dh550 and include pick up and drop off from your hotel in the city. tangol.com
Staying there
Tangol will pick up tourists from any hotel in Buenos Aires, but after the intensity of the game, the Faena makes for tranquil, upmarket accommodation. Doubles from Dh1,110. faena.com
How Apple's credit card works
The Apple Card looks different from a traditional credit card — there's no number on the front and the users' name is etched in metal. The card expands the company's digital Apple Pay services, marrying the physical card to a virtual one and integrating both with the iPhone. Its attributes include quick sign-up, elimination of most fees, strong security protections and cash back.
What does it cost?
Apple says there are no fees associated with the card. That means no late fee, no annual fee, no international fee and no over-the-limit fees. It also said it aims to have among the lowest interest rates in the industry. Users must have an iPhone to use the card, which comes at a cost. But they will earn cash back on their purchases — 3 per cent on Apple purchases, 2 per cent on those with the virtual card and 1 per cent with the physical card. Apple says it is the only card to provide those rewards in real time, so that cash earned can be used immediately.
What will the interest rate be?
The card doesn't come out until summer but Apple has said that as of March, the variable annual percentage rate on the card could be anywhere from 13.24 per cent to 24.24 per cent based on creditworthiness. That's in line with the rest of the market, according to analysts
What about security?
The physical card has no numbers so purchases are made with the embedded chip and the digital version lives in your Apple Wallet on your phone, where it's protected by fingerprints or facial recognition. That means that even if someone steals your phone, they won't be able to use the card to buy things.
Is it easy to use?
Apple says users will be able to sign up for the card in the Wallet app on their iPhone and begin using it almost immediately. It also tracks spending on the phone in a more user-friendly format, eliminating some of the gibberish that fills a traditional credit card statement. Plus it includes some budgeting tools, such as tracking spending and providing estimates of how much interest could be charged on a purchase to help people make an informed decision.
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Ant-Man and the Wasp
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MATCH INFO
Champions League quarter-final, first leg
Ajax v Juventus, Wednesday, 11pm (UAE)
Match on BeIN Sports
Electric scooters: some rules to remember
- Riders must be 14-years-old or over
- Wear a protective helmet
- Park the electric scooter in designated parking lots (if any)
- Do not leave electric scooter in locations that obstruct traffic or pedestrians
- Solo riders only, no passengers allowed
- Do not drive outside designated lanes
Essentials
The flights
Emirates, Etihad and Malaysia Airlines all fly direct from the UAE to Kuala Lumpur and on to Penang from about Dh2,300 return, including taxes.
Where to stay
In Kuala Lumpur, Element is a recently opened, futuristic hotel high up in a Norman Foster-designed skyscraper. Rooms cost from Dh400 per night, including taxes. Hotel Stripes, also in KL, is a great value design hotel, with an infinity rooftop pool. Rooms cost from Dh310, including taxes.
In Penang, Ren i Tang is a boutique b&b in what was once an ancient Chinese Medicine Hall in the centre of Little India. Rooms cost from Dh220, including taxes.
23 Love Lane in Penang is a luxury boutique heritage hotel in a converted mansion, with private tropical gardens. Rooms cost from Dh400, including taxes.
In Langkawi, Temple Tree is a unique architectural villa hotel consisting of antique houses from all across Malaysia. Rooms cost from Dh350, including taxes.
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Released: 2017
Peak chart position: No.1 in more than 47 countries, including the United States, the United Kingdom, Australia and Lebanon
Views: 5.3 billion on YouTube
Sales: With 10 million downloads in the US, Despacito became the first Latin single to receive Diamond sales certification
Streams: 1.3 billion combined audio and video by the end of 2017, making it the biggest digital hit of the year.
Awards: 17, including Record of the Year at last year’s prestigious Latin Grammy Awards, as well as five Billboard Music Awards
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Name: Steppi
Founders: Joe Franklin and Milos Savic
Launched: February 2020
Size: 10,000 users by the end of July and a goal of 200,000 users by the end of the year
Employees: Five
Based: Jumeirah Lakes Towers, Dubai
Financing stage: Two seed rounds – the first sourced from angel investors and the founders' personal savings
Second round raised Dh720,000 from silent investors in June this year
The specs
Price, base / as tested Dh960,000
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Fuel economy, combined 11.4L / 100k
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Defenders: Juan Foyth, Nicolas Otamendi, German Pezzella, Nicolas Tagliafico, Ramiro Funes Mori, Renzo Saravia, Marcos Acuna, Milton Casco
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