"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." This Douglas Adams quote could easily be applied to the 2005 screen version of his masterpiece The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Everything at the time said that this film - which was released four years after Adams' death - had to be a winner. Great dialogue, great visuals, great characters: surely he'd designed the perfect vehicle for an adaptation.
The film was dreadful. Fans of the author will be hoping that the BBC fares better with its TV adaptation of Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency - his brilliant but often-overlooked stab at the mystery genre - which began production this month. Adams described this book as a "detective-ghost-horror-who dunnit-time travel-romantic-musical-comedy-epic", which was his way of saying it wasn't your average mystery novel.
This was quite right, too. The likes of Elmore Leonard, after all, generally don't feature time travel and ghosts in their work; neither do they have their plot lines start with a search for a missing cat and end with a quest to find the Secret of Life. Adams had touched on this particular theme before. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, as even the most non-committal Adams reader will recall, featured a super-computer called Deep Thought, which, after seven-and-a-half million years of analysis, announced that it had arrived at "The Ultimate answer to Life, the Universe and Everything." (The answer being, of course: 42.)
This novel, which was published in 1979 (shortly after it debuted as a BBC radio series), is possibly one of the strangest books ever written, and certainly one of the funniest. In later years, Adams delighted in the fact that people would conduct earnest discussions about what 42 could possibly mean, but it is also clear that he was interested in exploring more than the slapstick potential of a whale slamming into the Earth at terminal velocity.
As the legions of die-hard Adams fans will argue until the Ameglian Major Cows come home, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is an astute political and social satire, taking pot shots at everything from mindless bureaucracy to bad poetry. It is also, these same fans will claim, a prescient book, anticipating subsequent technological advances (the Hitchhiker's Guide of the title is an e-book) and those yet to come (his Infinite Improbability Drive, a power source for one of his spaceships, apparently still gets quantum theorists going).
Certainly, in the three decades since Hitchhiker's Guide was first published, the book's imaginative leaps have yet to be matched. The story begins with a drab suburbanite named Arthur Dent waking one morning to find contractors at his front door, there to inform him that his house is to be demolished to make way for a road. A short time later, a squad of intergalactic demolition experts arrive to remove Planet Earth from the proposed route of a hyperspace bypass. His subsequent travels hitchhiking through the galaxy bring him into contact with a cast of characters that makes the cantina scene in Star Wars look pedestrian.
The secret to Adams' staggering powers of invention wasn't that he could conjure ideas that lay outside the realm of experience - as is sometimes said - but that he was able to see what a strange place the world around us is. Describing a particular fleet of spacecraft, for instance, he wrote that "the ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't". Being able to wring a laugh (and a fresh perspective) from thudding Newtonian physics: that was Adams' genius.
Adams also had a knack for one-liners. His work is filled with stuff like: "He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot." One of his more famous quotes concerned his rather whimsical approach to publication schedules: "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." That said, Adams was prolific and varied in his creations. In addition to publishing more than a dozen books (some posthumously), he made radio shows, computer games, TV scripts and (two whole years before Wiki) an open-source online encyclopaedia (h2g2, which, Adams being who he was, favoured the quirky: "World's Largest Catsup Bottle" and "An Idiot's Guide to Trolling").
In person, Adams was known to be unassuming and a little goofy, but beyond all this there was a profound and original thinker. Even his silliest quips generally had a serious point behind them. The number 42 may not mean anything - that was the joke - but this very fact speaks volumes about the human propensity to look for ultimate meaning. Although, it must be said, the author was anything but a cynic.
As well as being an avid technophile (he is often cited as being the first person in the UK to own a Mac, and remained an Apple champion to the end), Adams was a passionate environmentalist and animal-rights activist (he took a special interest in the rhinoceros). When he wasn't writing, recording, producing, editing or promoting his work, Adams could be found somewhere, giving a speech about something.
This unflagging energy, perhaps, is what caused Adams - as his friend Stephen Fry put it - to "leave the party far, far too early". Adams died at the age of 49, on May 11, 2001. Just a few days prior to this, he had given a lengthy and elaborate talk at the University of California, Santa Barbara, appropriately titled "Parrots, the Universe and Everything". In typical Adams style, the talk led the audience through a maze of subjects, delivered with deadpan wit. "Twigs were absolutely wonderful," he said at one point, having meandered into the topic of tool use among primates. "If there had been copies of TwigUser Magazine around, those creatures would have been lining up for them." You sense that, if he'd lived a little longer, this image might have made it into one of his books.
Adams died so suddenly, he didn't really have the time for any last words. But then, maybe he didn't need any. In The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul, the follow-up to Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, Adams has a character say this: "I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." That, surely, works just fine.
COMPANY PROFILE
Initial investment: Undisclosed
Investment stage: Series A
Investors: Core42
Current number of staff: 47
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- margarines and spreads; cookies, biscuits, pastries, cakes, and cake mixes, breakfast cereals, cereal and energy bars;
- energy drinks, milk drinks, fruit yoghurts and fruit drinks, cocoa drinks, meat and chicken extracts and instant sauces
- infant formulas and follow-on milks, health and slimming products such as powdered or fortified meal and dish substitutes,
- many ready-to-heat products including pre-prepared pies and pasta and pizza dishes, poultry and fish nuggets and sticks, sausages, burgers, hot dogs, and other reconstituted meat products, powdered and packaged instant soups, noodles and desserts.
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Director: Christopher McQuarrie
Starring: Tom Cruise, Hayley Atwell, Simon Pegg
Rating: 4/5
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Mr Kandhari is legally authorised to conduct marriages in the gurdwara
He has officiated weddings of Sikhs and people of different faiths from Malaysia, Sri Lanka, Russia, the US and Canada
Father of two sons, grandfather of six
Plays golf once a week
Enjoys trying new holiday destinations with his wife and family
Walks for an hour every morning
Completed a Bachelor of Commerce degree in Loyola College, Chennai, India
2019 is a milestone because he completes 50 years in business
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Engine: Four electric motors, one at each wheel
Power: 579hp
Torque: 859Nm
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
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Key facilities
- Olympic-size swimming pool with a split bulkhead for multi-use configurations, including water polo and 50m/25m training lanes
- Premier League-standard football pitch
- 400m Olympic running track
- NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
- 600-seat auditorium
- Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
- An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
- Specialist robotics and science laboratories
- AR and VR-enabled learning centres
- Disruption Lab and Research Centre for developing entrepreneurial skills
Essentials
The flights
Whether you trek after mountain gorillas in Rwanda, Uganda or the Congo, the most convenient international airport is in Rwanda’s capital city, Kigali. There are direct flights from Dubai a couple of days a week with RwandAir. Otherwise, an indirect route is available via Nairobi with Kenya Airways. Flydubai flies to Kinshasa in the Democratic Republic of Congo, via Entebbe in Uganda. Expect to pay from US$350 (Dh1,286) return, including taxes.
The tours
Superb ape-watching tours that take in all three gorilla countries mentioned above are run by Natural World Safaris. In September, the company will be operating a unique Ugandan ape safari guided by well-known primatologist Ben Garrod.
In the Democratic Republic of Congo, local operator Kivu Travel can organise pretty much any kind of safari throughout the Virunga National Park and elsewhere in eastern Congo.
Places to go for free coffee
- Cherish Cafe Dubai, Dubai Investment Park, are giving away free coffees all day.
- La Terrace, Four Points by Sheraton Bur Dubai, are serving their first 50 guests one coffee and four bite-sized cakes
- Wild & The Moon will be giving away a free espresso with every purchase on International Coffee Day
- Orange Wheels welcome parents are to sit, relax and enjoy goodies at ‘Café O’ along with a free coffee
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APPLE IPAD MINI (A17 PRO)
Display: 21cm Liquid Retina Display, 2266 x 1488, 326ppi, 500 nits
Chip: Apple A17 Pro, 6-core CPU, 5-core GPU, 16-core Neural Engine
Storage: 128/256/512GB
Main camera: 12MP wide, f/1.8, digital zoom up to 5x, Smart HDR 4
Front camera: 12MP ultra-wide, f/2.4, Smart HDR 4, full-HD @ 25/30/60fps
Biometrics: Touch ID, Face ID
Colours: Blue, purple, space grey, starlight
In the box: iPad mini, USB-C cable, 20W USB-C power adapter
Price: From Dh2,099
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Artist: Linkin Park
Label: Warner Records
Number of tracks: 11
Rating: 4/5
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At a glance
Global events: Much of the UK’s economic woes were blamed on “increased global uncertainty”, which can be interpreted as the economic impact of the Ukraine war and the uncertainty over Donald Trump’s tariffs.
Growth forecasts: Cut for 2025 from 2 per cent to 1 per cent. The OBR watchdog also estimated inflation will average 3.2 per cent this year
Welfare: Universal credit health element cut by 50 per cent and frozen for new claimants, building on cuts to the disability and incapacity bill set out earlier this month
Spending cuts: Overall day-to day-spending across government cut by £6.1bn in 2029-30
Tax evasion: Steps to crack down on tax evasion to raise “£6.5bn per year” for the public purse
Defence: New high-tech weaponry, upgrading HM Naval Base in Portsmouth
Housing: Housebuilding to reach its highest in 40 years, with planning reforms helping generate an extra £3.4bn for public finances
The National's picks
4.35pm: Tilal Al Khalediah
5.10pm: Continous
5.45pm: Raging Torrent
6.20pm: West Acre
7pm: Flood Zone
7.40pm: Straight No Chaser
8.15pm: Romantic Warrior
8.50pm: Calandogan
9.30pm: Forever Young
UK's plans to cut net migration
Under the UK government’s proposals, migrants will have to spend 10 years in the UK before being able to apply for citizenship.
Skilled worker visas will require a university degree, and there will be tighter restrictions on recruitment for jobs with skills shortages.
But what are described as "high-contributing" individuals such as doctors and nurses could be fast-tracked through the system.
Language requirements will be increased for all immigration routes to ensure a higher level of English.
Rules will also be laid out for adult dependants, meaning they will have to demonstrate a basic understanding of the language.
The plans also call for stricter tests for colleges and universities offering places to foreign students and a reduction in the time graduates can remain in the UK after their studies from two years to 18 months.
Killing of Qassem Suleimani
Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Kumulus Water
Started: 2021
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million
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Engine: 51.5kW electric motor
Range: 400km
Power: 134bhp
Torque: 175Nm
Price: From Dh98,800
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Zayed Sustainability Prize
How much do leading UAE’s UK curriculum schools charge for Year 6?
- Nord Anglia International School (Dubai) – Dh85,032
- Kings School Al Barsha (Dubai) – Dh71,905
- Brighton College Abu Dhabi - Dh68,560
- Jumeirah English Speaking School (Dubai) – Dh59,728
- Gems Wellington International School – Dubai Branch – Dh58,488
- The British School Al Khubairat (Abu Dhabi) - Dh54,170
- Dubai English Speaking School – Dh51,269
*Annual tuition fees covering the 2024/2025 academic year
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The Settlers
Director: Louis Theroux
Starring: Daniella Weiss, Ari Abramowitz
Rating: 5/5
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