Like most people, I get much of my Tiger Woods news online, delivered directly from the great one himself.
It is where I found out he was missing the US Open and the British Open, where I saw pictures of his fancy new practice facility in Florida. It is where I discovered he and his wife, Elin, would be together no longer, and where I was informed his caddie had been sent packing.
Right there on TigerWoods.com, where the latest news is that Woods is excited to be back.
"I'm excited to get back out there," Woods quoted himself as saying.
His followers seem just as excited to see him back, with most wishing him good luck in the comments section of the website. Surely Woods will find some of their words inspirational as he returns this week to try salvaging a season on the brink of slipping away.
They want him to win, although they are worried about his leg and concerned about life without his long-time caddie Stevie Williams. They hope Woods has his killer instinct back, but do not seem totally convinced he does.
And, unlike the yes men Woods surrounds himself with, they are not afraid to offer him advice. Most of it has nothing to do with new methods Woods might use to find the fairway with his driver.
"Please be nice in your [replies] to news questions," wrote one, who obviously tuned in for the final round of the Masters this year.
"I know it may be hard, but sometimes you are short and not very nice. That does not do you any good, even if it's a dumb question. Thanks for listening."
That may give hope to television golf interviewers everywhere, but the internet suggestion box does not stop there. Amateur psychologists seem particularly interested in Woods's latest comeback, and they are eager to share their wisdom with him.
"Remember that friends are not always who they seem to be, and you should not allow yourself to be hostage to anyone," wrote one. "You are a free man and if you want to change your caddie, then you have a right just like anyone else to do so.
"Right now, in my humble opinion, your beloved mother is the only one who has your best interest at heart - so listen to her and you will stay on the straight and narrow."
Someone identifying himself as the Unknown Comic was more Zen-like in offering his take. "Son, perform well. Be yourself. Stick to your plan."
Just what that plan may be, of course, is anyone's guess. There is no blueprint for overcoming a humiliating scandal, finding yet another new swing, and trying to smash a golf ball more than 300 yards on a leg that could break down on any given swing.
But this is Tiger Woods we are talking about. The winner of 14 majors. Intimidator of other players. The greatest golfer of his era.
His fans want that Woods back, not the one who quit after just nine holes of the Players Championship the last time he played for real.
"Smash those clowns!" wrote one.
Unfortunately for Woods, those clowns are not nearly as clownish anymore. There is a new group of players who don't feel the urge to bow down in his presence, as the back nine of the Masters showed.
Besides, it is hard to intimidate anyone when you are hitting the ball so sideways it ends up on the adjoining hole.
That is one more reason Woods will be missing Williams, the caddie he teamed up with for 13 of his major championship wins.
Not only was Williams a confidant to Woods and a leader in the fight to allow caddies to wear shorts, but he was among the best at clearing a path through fans for his man.
Unfortunately, Woods has not taken to his website to announce his caddie for this week's Bridgestone Invitational at Firestone, where he has won seven times. We will know that when he shows up, though the Golf Channel reported it would be Bryon Bell, a childhood friend.
We will also know when he shows up how much facial hair he will have, a subject that seems to intrigue his fans just as much as the state of his mind.
"Shave off all of the face hair!" one wrote.
"I like your beard sexy and macho," wrote another. "Keep it that way."
Proof, perhaps, that whatever Woods does in his latest comeback, he is not going to please everyone.
Indoor cricket World Cup:
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UAE fixtures:
Men
Saturday, September 16 – 1.45pm, v New Zealand
Sunday, September 17 – 10.30am, v Australia; 3.45pm, v South Africa
Monday, September 18 – 2pm, v England; 7.15pm, v India
Tuesday, September 19 – 12.15pm, v Singapore; 5.30pm, v Sri Lanka
Thursday, September 21 – 2pm v Malaysia
Friday, September 22 – 3.30pm, semi-final
Saturday, September 23 – 3pm, grand final
Women
Saturday, September 16 – 5.15pm, v Australia
Sunday, September 17 – 2pm, v South Africa; 7.15pm, v New Zealand
Monday, September 18 – 5.30pm, v England
Tuesday, September 19 – 10.30am, v New Zealand; 3.45pm, v South Africa
Thursday, September 21 – 12.15pm, v Australia
Friday, September 22 – 1.30pm, semi-final
Saturday, September 23 – 1pm, grand final
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Engine 3.6-litre V6
Gearbox Eight-speed automatic
Power 280hp @ 6,200rpm
Torque 360Nm @ 2,750rpm
Fuel economy, combined 11.7L / 100km
Emergency phone numbers in the UAE
Estijaba – 8001717 – number to call to request coronavirus testing
Ministry of Health and Prevention – 80011111
Dubai Health Authority – 800342 – The number to book a free video or voice consultation with a doctor or connect to a local health centre
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Etihad Airways – 600555666
Ambulance – 998
Knowledge and Human Development Authority – 8005432 ext. 4 for Covid-19 queries
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Cracks in the Wall
Ben White, Pluto Press
Trump v Khan
2016: Feud begins after Khan criticised Trump’s proposed Muslim travel ban to US
2017: Trump criticises Khan’s ‘no reason to be alarmed’ response to London Bridge terror attacks
2019: Trump calls Khan a “stone cold loser” before first state visit
2019: Trump tweets about “Khan’s Londonistan”, calling him “a national disgrace”
2022: Khan’s office attributes rise in Islamophobic abuse against the major to hostility stoked during Trump’s presidency
July 2025 During a golfing trip to Scotland, Trump calls Khan “a nasty person”
Sept 2025 Trump blames Khan for London’s “stabbings and the dirt and the filth”.
Dec 2025 Trump suggests migrants got Khan elected, calls him a “horrible, vicious, disgusting mayor”
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- Premier League-standard football pitch
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- Specialist robotics and science laboratories
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Nick's journey in numbers
Countries so far: 85
Flights: 149
Steps: 3.78 million
Calories: 220,000
Floors climbed: 2,000
Donations: GPB37,300
Prostate checks: 5
Blisters: 15
Bumps on the head: 2
Dog bites: 1
India squads
Test squad against Afghanistan: Rahane (c), Dhawan, Vijay, Rahul, Pujara, Karun, Saha, Ashwin, Jadeja, Kuldeep, Umesh, Shami, Pandya, Ishant, Thakur.
T20 squad against Ireland and England: Kohli (c), Dhawan, Rohit, Rahul, Raina, Pandey, Dhoni, Karthik, Chahal, Kuldeep, Sundar, Bhuvneshwar, Bumrah, Pandya, Kaul, Umesh.
ODI squad against England: Kohli (c), Dhawan, Rohit, Rahul, Shreyas, Rayudu, Dhoni, Karthik, Chahal, Kuldeep, Sundar, Bhuvneshwar, Bumrah, Pandya, Kaul, Umesh
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