Unless you're extremely discriminating about choosing Facebook "friends" and people to follow on Twitter, you've seen your share of banal, pointless posts and tweets.
"Chicken sandwich at lunch was too dry", people tell the world, in all earnestness. Or "I'm really looking forward to the weekend". Or "wow, it's hot today".
Before we become too critical, however, we should remember that this sort of vacuous, vapid verbosity is not new to the internet age. Consider the case of Britain's John Gadd, 83, of Fontmell Magna, a village in Dorset. For 66 years, this now retired livestock consultant has been recording almost every detail of his life in a diary.
News reports put his collected works at four million words - War and Peace was only 500,000 - plus newspaper cuttings and photos.
This stunning project might be more impressive, however, if only the diarist looked up occasionally from his daily routine. As a forerunner of today's tiresome tweets, the Gadd Diaries set a high standard of self-absorption. On November 9, 1989, for example, the Berlin Wall came down. Mr Gadd records that in Fontmell Magna it was "beastly wet" and that he "worked until it was time to collect Barbara from station".
There's a lesson here for tweeters and Facebook posters: However old or new the medium, communication is only as interesting as we make it.
A State of Passion
Directors: Carol Mansour and Muna Khalidi
Stars: Dr Ghassan Abu-Sittah
Rating: 4/5
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Torque: 250Nm
Price: From Dh139,000
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Company profile
Date started: January, 2014
Founders: Mike Dawson, Varuna Singh, and Benita Rowe
Based: Dubai
Sector: Education technology
Size: Five employees
Investment: $100,000 from the ExpoLive Innovation Grant programme in 2018 and an initial $30,000 pre-seed investment from the Turn8 Accelerator in 2014. Most of the projects are government funded.
Partners/incubators: Turn8 Accelerator; In5 Innovation Centre; Expo Live Innovation Impact Grant Programme; Dubai Future Accelerators; FHI 360; VSO and Consult and Coach for a Cause (C3)
THE SPECS
Engine: 6.75-litre twin-turbocharged V12 petrol engine
Power: 420kW
Torque: 780Nm
Transmission: 8-speed automatic
Price: From Dh1,350,000
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Display: 21cm Liquid Retina Display, 2266 x 1488, 326ppi, 500 nits
Chip: Apple A17 Pro, 6-core CPU, 5-core GPU, 16-core Neural Engine
Storage: 128/256/512GB
Main camera: 12MP wide, f/1.8, digital zoom up to 5x, Smart HDR 4
Front camera: 12MP ultra-wide, f/2.4, Smart HDR 4, full-HD @ 25/30/60fps
Biometrics: Touch ID, Face ID
Colours: Blue, purple, space grey, starlight
In the box: iPad mini, USB-C cable, 20W USB-C power adapter
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The specs
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Power: 579hp
Torque: 859Nm
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Price: From Dh825,900
On sale: Now
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Kumulus Water
Started: 2021
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million