Getting home well past curfew, thinking up excuses while stalling outside the house and desperately trying to avoid the wrath of your parents — this is a scene many Arabs can identify with and, for Egyptian-American comedian Eman Morgan, relate flawlessly to knowing laughter.
Morgan and other comedians took to a small stage in Washington last weekend to poke fun at what they know best: being Arab in America.
The US capital's vibrant 14th Street was abuzz with people excited to see the “Funny Arabs” comedy show at BusBoys and Poets, a cafe and bookshop.
“People in DC are hungry for events that are tailored to them,” said Rola Zaarour, producer and host of the show, which included comedians from across the Middle East, including Libya, Egypt, Lebanon and Palestine.
The comedians' common goal was to bring a little levity to the heavy issues of the Middle East as well as educate non-Arabs about their culture.
"If I get them to laugh, I’m half-way to getting them to trust me and to want to sit with me and to want to know more about me," said Said Durrah, a Palestinian-American comedian that was in the line-up.
BusBoys and Poets' owner, Iraqi immigrant Andy Shallal, was “excited” when Zaarour came to him with the idea of an Arab comedy show.
“We have so many comedy shows hosted here, but to have something called ‘Funny Arabs’ was spot on for me; it was obvious that I had to do it,” he said.
“It did not disappoint. The show was amazing”.
Dream come true
But the show was much more than a night full of laughter for its organiser.
Zaarour, who left her corporate job to produce shows and perform, said she was especially proud of this show because not only is she one of a handful of women comedy producers in Washington, she is also the only Arab.
Although the concept may appear a bit niche, it turned out to be wildly popular, especially among the local Arab population, selling out quickly and racking up a 50-person wait-list.
For the Lebanese Canadian who fled the war in her native country, comedy is a remedy for the trauma Arabs have had to live with in recent decades.
“We’ve had so many issues — we’ve had a financial crisis, we had Beirut exploding, so it’s really important for me to create a show where we can heal trauma as comedians, and by doing that, we can also help the audience to heal their trauma,” Zaarour said.
‘I don’t want Arabs and Muslims in the US to feel alone’
In the male-dominated field of comedy, Yasmine Elhady has garnered a reputation for hilarity — all while wearing a hijab. She views her presence in the field as a statement in itself.
“I’m speaking without saying anything, I’m like walking into the room and there’s already a conversation happening,” she said.
“Sometimes people bring down their guard and tell me that they thought I was going to be speaking in a heavy accent or that I'm going to be talking about God the whole time, but my hijab is an asset, not something that holds me back. It’s what makes me different.”
The lawyer got into comedy after she saw a CNN interview featuring former US president Donald Trump, who said: “I think Islam hates us.”
It “rubbed her the wrong way”, she said, and she decided to get on a stage to prove otherwise.
“I don’t want Arabs and Muslims in the US to feel alone,” she said.
“I just wanted to reclaim my own humanity in front of people who dehumanise me the second they see me.
“Being funny was a coping mechanism for me — it was a way to get people to see my humanity and make them understand that I really wasn’t an alien.”
The more serious side of specialty coffee
While the taste of beans and freshness of roast is paramount to the specialty coffee scene, so is sustainability and workers’ rights.
The bulk of genuine specialty coffee companies aim to improve on these elements in every stage of production via direct relationships with farmers. For instance, Mokha 1450 on Al Wasl Road strives to work predominantly with women-owned and -operated coffee organisations, including female farmers in the Sabree mountains of Yemen.
Because, as the boutique’s owner, Garfield Kerr, points out: “women represent over 90 per cent of the coffee value chain, but are woefully underrepresented in less than 10 per cent of ownership and management throughout the global coffee industry.”
One of the UAE’s largest suppliers of green (meaning not-yet-roasted) beans, Raw Coffee, is a founding member of the Partnership of Gender Equity, which aims to empower female coffee farmers and harvesters.
Also, globally, many companies have found the perfect way to recycle old coffee grounds: they create the perfect fertile soil in which to grow mushrooms.
Real estate tokenisation project
Dubai launched the pilot phase of its real estate tokenisation project last month.
The initiative focuses on converting real estate assets into digital tokens recorded on blockchain technology and helps in streamlining the process of buying, selling and investing, the Dubai Land Department said.
Dubai’s real estate tokenisation market is projected to reach Dh60 billion ($16.33 billion) by 2033, representing 7 per cent of the emirate’s total property transactions, according to the DLD.
How much sugar is in chocolate Easter eggs?
- The 169g Crunchie egg has 15.9g of sugar per 25g serving, working out at around 107g of sugar per egg
- The 190g Maltesers Teasers egg contains 58g of sugar per 100g for the egg and 19.6g of sugar in each of the two Teasers bars that come with it
- The 188g Smarties egg has 113g of sugar per egg and 22.8g in the tube of Smarties it contains
- The Milky Bar white chocolate Egg Hunt Pack contains eight eggs at 7.7g of sugar per egg
- The Cadbury Creme Egg contains 26g of sugar per 40g egg
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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
Tell Me Who I Am
Director: Ed Perkins
Stars: Alex and Marcus Lewis
Four stars
Stage results
1. Julian Alaphilippe (FRA) Deceuninck-QuickStep 4:39:05
2. Michael Matthews (AUS) Team BikeExchange 0:00:08
3. Primoz Roglic (SLV) Jumbo-Visma same time
4. Jack Haig (AUS) Bahrain Victorious s.t
5. Wilco Kelderman (NED) Bora-Hansgrohe s.t
6. Tadej Pogacar (SLV) UAE Team Emirates s.t
7. David Gaudu (FRA) Groupama-FDJ s.t
8. Sergio Higuita Garcia (COL) EF Education-Nippo s.t
9. Bauke Mollema (NED) Trek-Segafredo s.t
10. Geraint Thomas (GBR) Ineos Grenadiers s.t
Results
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Brief scoreline
Switzerland 0
England 0
Result: England win 6-5 on penalties
Man of the Match: Trent Alexander-Arnold (England)
What's in the deal?
Agreement aims to boost trade by £25.5bn a year in the long run, compared with a total of £42.6bn in 2024
India will slash levies on medical devices, machinery, cosmetics, soft drinks and lamb.
India will also cut automotive tariffs to 10% under a quota from over 100% currently.
Indian employees in the UK will receive three years exemption from social security payments
India expects 99% of exports to benefit from zero duty, raising opportunities for textiles, marine products, footwear and jewellery
Pari
Produced by: Clean Slate Films (Anushka Sharma, Karnesh Sharma) & KriArj Entertainment
Director: Prosit Roy
Starring: Anushka Sharma, Parambrata Chattopadhyay, Ritabhari Chakraborty, Rajat Kapoor, Mansi Multani
Three stars