Time's up, it seems, for the mysterious Russian cargo plane at the abandoned Umm Al Quwain airfield. After rusting on the tarmac for decades, now it's being dismantled, marking, for me at least, the end of an era.
It may sound bizarre to claim affinity with an inanimate object, but that plane and I go way back.
In 2008, I had recently arrived in the UAE and, eager to explore, every weekend I would throw the dog and a picnic into my Toyota Yaris and head out into the Great Unknown. With no Google Maps or Waze to guide me, I drove blind, stumbling across some amazing places in the process.
Case in point, this Russian aircraft. Hanging a right at a roundabout in Umm Al Quwain, imagine my surprise when a Soviet-era troop carrier hove into view.
The Ilyushin IL-76 aircraft, which was built for the Soviet air force in the 1970s, has become something of a UAE landmark and is now familiar to anyone driving past the Barracuda Beach Resort along the E11. It is thought that the plane landed here in early 2000, when the runway was converted to tarmac.
In the late 2000s, I had a job at the newly launched magazine Harper’s Bazaar Arabia. So, when we were given the go-ahead to create our own fashion shoots, my thoughts turned immediately to the rusting plane. By chance, I knew people who trained at the now-defunct Umm Al Quwain Sky Diving school — on whose property the plane was parked — so was put in touch with the man in charge. After a little begging and pleading, we were granted access.
With a plane as the backdrop, it was only natural to theme the fashion shoot around it. I named it Drop Zone, called in press sample jumpsuits from Europe, and decided we absolutely had to have a golden parachute. A tailor in Satwa was handed two bolts of gold cloth and a sketch of what I wanted. When I went to collect it a week later, he looked at me with real concern. "What is this?" he asked. "A parachute," I replied. He made me vow to never jump out of an actual plane with it.
Driving a borrowed van, with suitcases full of clothes and the parachute stuffed inside a bin bag, the magazine contingent — consisting of Australian photographer Simon Upton and his team, including Madonna’s one-time hairdresser — and I all headed to the tiny airstrip.
For that one amazing day, we clambered in, around and even on top of this mighty machine, in search of the perfect shot.
Because it was a windy day, we quickly realised our model was no match for a parachute canopy filled with air. After being wrenched off her feet, we had to swap in the photographer's assistant instead, with the rest of us hanging on to the harness to anchor him down.
We repeated the shot with the model, minus the parachute, and stripped the two images together in Photoshop.
One image that was genuine is of our intrepid model standing — in heels — on top of the fuselage.
Three of us climbed on top of the plane to capture it. The model wobbled in her heels to one end of the plane, while the photographer stood at the other. I sat nervously in between, trying not to think about the lawsuits should one of them fall off. Sitting on the apex of the curved metal, it turns out airplanes are a lot bigger than I had imagined.
After eight hours of being sand blasted and sun burnt, we had our shoot, and made history as the first — and to my knowledge last, although I can't confirm that — fashion crew given access to the plane.
Not long after, the airfield closed down and the plane was corralled behind a chained fence. A security guard sat on site for a while, shooing people away, but after a few years, he left too, and the plane was left to rot. Pigeons took up residence in the engines until those were closed off, and even the ladder was removed to stop people getting inside.
Despite that, in 2019, Emirati filmmaker Aiham Al Subaihi managed to direct a music video by Abu Dhabi rapper Freek at the plane, which has since been viewed almost two million times.
Over the years, driving past has triggered all sorts of happy memories, and I feel the plane and I have a kinship, a shared history.
They say everything has its moment, and the plane's moment has certainly passed. Authorities have not revealed why the plane is being taken down, but it is believed to be in the way of a new development. Yet, the news that it's being dismantled fills me with something akin to regret, like losing a once-treasured friend.
After hours spent climbing around its belly and across its roof, in a surreal Yossarian-esque (the character from Joseph Heller's 1961 novel Catch-22) experience, covered in its dust and oil, there is a bond that time cannot break. That plane and I are practically family now, and I shall miss it when it goes.
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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
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Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
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BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
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