Sayd the Servant, or Al Wad Sayd al Shagal, was an Egyptian play in the 1980s whose main character was played by Adel Imam, one of the most esteemed Arab comic actors. Sayd was a simple, poor servant who worked for an upper class Egyptian family, and the comedy was derived from his shock at the gap between the upper and lower classes.
"Napoleon had nothing better to do? The army and the people and the enemy were all waiting while he was signing plates?" Sayd would say when he found out that the plates he had just broken were supposedly signed by Napoleon Bonaparte. "And they cost 30,000 Egyptian pounds? Are they a set of plates or an apartment?"
There are shows and moments in Arabic comedy that we all know by heart. Those moments have become part of our collective memory. Comedy draws inspirations from our everyday lives, and everyday life also draws inspiration from comedy. Not only does history repeat itself, but comedic moments such as Sayd's are repeated in our own lives.
For everyone who has been watching world events for the past couple of months, we have to stop and take off our hat, burqa or burkini at the absurd state of humanity. How else should we comprehend for example the burqa and niqab ban in France? The law bans face coverings except for motorcycle helmets, fencing, ski masks and carnival costumes.
President Nicolas Sarkozy's argument that the ban was meant to protect equality and promote women's emancipation is equal parts hilarious and sad. His argument could have easily been part of Wad Sayd al Shagal's show. If we can only imagine how Sayd might have reacted to Mr Sarkozy's argument, he would have probably said: "Sarkozy has nothing better to do? He forgot about the economy, the French army in Afghanistan, and became a women's rights advocate?"
I think we have to view these moments as a bit of hysterical comedy, which allow us to understand the clash that is happening in our lives, whether it is the clash between the classes that Sayd was attempting to comprehend or the clash of the civilisations that everyone is trying to deny.
Between the end of Ramadan and the celebration of Eid, everyone was speaking about how ironic it was that Eid coincided with September 11. "International Burn a Quran Day" was planned for that day, and many people were trying to stop it from taking place. There is no doubt that the significance of such moments allows us to experience both laughter and discomfort. Technically the proper way to dispose of a Quran is to burn it, but I doubt that the Florida pastor understood the irony.
We also had to comprehend the argument to stop the building of a mosque on Ground Zero. There should not be a prayer place at a site of catastrophe for those that were the cause of the September 11 destruction, it was argued. This line of thought revealed religious intolerance and Islamophobia, but in reality there was no Ground Zero mosque. As it turned out, the building was not a mosque but a community centre and it was not on Ground Zero but several blocks away.
Then came the peace talks in Washington, which many saw as history repeating itself - although with the Palestinian and Israelis I think history will continue this pointless repetition. How can a supposedly democratic state ask to be recognised as a "Jewish state", to the exclusion of its other citizens? Meanwhile, Mahmoud Abbas decided to meet Mr Sarkozy as the settlement moratorium expired, hoping that he could gain support to stop Israeli settlement construction.
The irony here is that Mr Sarkozy, who has headed xenophobic campaigns cracking down on gypsies and banning the burqa is sought after to stop the xenophobia of the Israeli expansion.
Hissa al Dhaheri is an Emirati social commentator
5 of the most-popular Airbnb locations in Dubai
Bobby Grudziecki, chief operating officer of Frank Porter, identifies the five most popular areas in Dubai for those looking to make the most out of their properties and the rates owners can secure:
• Dubai Marina
The Marina and Jumeirah Beach Residence are popular locations, says Mr Grudziecki, due to their closeness to the beach, restaurants and hotels.
Frank Porter’s average Airbnb rent:
One bedroom: Dh482 to Dh739
Two bedroom: Dh627 to Dh960
Three bedroom: Dh721 to Dh1,104
• Downtown
Within walking distance of the Dubai Mall, Burj Khalifa and the famous fountains, this location combines business and leisure. “Sure it’s for tourists,” says Mr Grudziecki. “Though Downtown [still caters to business people] because it’s close to Dubai International Financial Centre."
Frank Porter’s average Airbnb rent:
One bedroom: Dh497 to Dh772
Two bedroom: Dh646 to Dh1,003
Three bedroom: Dh743 to Dh1,154
• City Walk
The rising star of the Dubai property market, this area is lined with pristine sidewalks, boutiques and cafes and close to the new entertainment venue Coca Cola Arena. “Downtown and Marina are pretty much the same prices,” Mr Grudziecki says, “but City Walk is higher.”
Frank Porter’s average Airbnb rent:
One bedroom: Dh524 to Dh809
Two bedroom: Dh682 to Dh1,052
Three bedroom: Dh784 to Dh1,210
• Jumeirah Lake Towers
Dubai Marina’s little brother JLT resides on the other side of Sheikh Zayed road but is still close enough to beachside outlets and attractions. The big selling point for Airbnb renters, however, is that “it’s cheaper than Dubai Marina”, Mr Grudziecki says.
Frank Porter’s average Airbnb rent:
One bedroom: Dh422 to Dh629
Two bedroom: Dh549 to Dh818
Three bedroom: Dh631 to Dh941
• Palm Jumeirah
Palm Jumeirah's proximity to luxury resorts is attractive, especially for big families, says Mr Grudziecki, as Airbnb renters can secure competitive rates on one of the world’s most famous tourist destinations.
Frank Porter’s average Airbnb rent:
One bedroom: Dh503 to Dh770
Two bedroom: Dh654 to Dh1,002
Three bedroom: Dh752 to Dh1,152
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The Gandhi Murder
- 71 - Years since the death of MK Gandhi, also christened India's Father of the Nation
- 34 - Nationalities featured in the film The Gandhi Murder
- 7 - million dollars, the film's budget
World record transfers
1. Kylian Mbappe - to Real Madrid in 2017/18 - €180 million (Dh770.4m - if a deal goes through)
2. Paul Pogba - to Manchester United in 2016/17 - €105m
3. Gareth Bale - to Real Madrid in 2013/14 - €101m
4. Cristiano Ronaldo - to Real Madrid in 2009/10 - €94m
5. Gonzalo Higuain - to Juventus in 2016/17 - €90m
6. Neymar - to Barcelona in 2013/14 - €88.2m
7. Romelu Lukaku - to Manchester United in 2017/18 - €84.7m
8. Luis Suarez - to Barcelona in 2014/15 - €81.72m
9. Angel di Maria - to Manchester United in 2014/15 - €75m
10. James Rodriguez - to Real Madrid in 2014/15 - €75m
THE SIXTH SENSE
Starring: Bruce Willis, Toni Collette, Hayley Joel Osment
Director: M. Night Shyamalan
Rating: 5/5
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ICC Women's T20 World Cup Asia Qualifier 2025, Thailand
UAE fixtures
May 9, v Malaysia
May 10, v Qatar
May 13, v Malaysia
May 15, v Qatar
May 18 and 19, semi-finals
May 20, final
MATCH INFO
Sheffield United 0 Wolves 2 (Jimenez 3', Saiss 6)
Man of the Match Romain Saiss (Wolves)
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ODI FIXTURE SCHEDULE
First ODI, October 22
Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai
Second ODI, October 25
Maharashtra Cricket Association Stadium, Pune
Third ODI, October 29
Venue TBC
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Publisher: Konami
Platforms: PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X/S, PC
Rating: 4.5/5
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The President's Cake
Director: Hasan Hadi
Starring: Baneen Ahmad Nayyef, Waheed Thabet Khreibat, Sajad Mohamad Qasem
Rating: 4/5