Armageddon? It can wait until the match is over


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Soccer is a religion in Egypt. Plans will be postponed, traffic redirected and work left undone if the Egyptian team is playing. I remember once having a flood in my apartment at such a time and the doorman refused to help until the match was over. There was no budging him - he wouldn't even raise his head to greet me when I dashed in asking for his help. Huddled over the small television set on a chair in his room, his big hazel eyes were fixed on the screen as though he were about to be given a life sentence.

"Ya ya ya, I'll be there after the match, can't move now," he said shooing me away. I had no choice. I went back to my wet flat and sat obediently until the game was over. Normally I remain quite oblivious to any soccer match in the city - until the traffic piles up and the honking starts, that is. Every time Egypt scores, drivers listening to the game on their car radios celebrate noisily by sounding their horns.

The atmosphere can be electric when a game is being played - especially an important one between the Al Ahly and Zamalek clubs. Al Ahly is the number one team on the African continent and the country's pride and joy, uniting Egyptians in their devotion to it. Even though I don't watch the game or pay much attention, the excitement on the street is contagious, especially if the home side wins, and it's hard not to be happy with all those car horns honking and the singing and shouting as drivers stick their heads out of car windows.

I went to watch the Egypt v Costa Rica Under-20 World Cup match this past week, and even though it was a bit of an anticlimax as Egypt lost, my friends and I had fun just watching the spectators. In downtown Cairo, by the stock exchange building - an area known as the Boursa - there are cafes with outdoor seating that are usually teeming with young people smoking shisha and drinking Turkish coffee, tea and juice, a popular meeting place where a lot of socialist, liberal thinkers and artists hang out. When there is a big game being played, the cafes pool resources and hook up their TVs outside, organising chairs and tables so people can enjoy the game and order drinks.

The men always take the match very seriously. There will always be one or two who get so emotionally involved they forget there are other people watching it with them. One man with thinning, curly hair, automatically stands up and curses the TV screen loudly every time a player on the Egyptian team misses a chance at goal. Obviously, he would have played far better had he been given the opportunity. Every time a goal looks likely, the crowd take a collective deep breath and the boys grab each other's T-shirts in anticipation. More cursing follows when a chance is missed.

With Egypt yet to score, as soon as Costa Rica get their second goal people throw their hands up in the air, curse, and start to walk away. It's all a stark difference from last year when Egypt won the Africa Cup. On that night, squares, schools, cafes, in fact anywhere a TV could be plugged in, suddenly became mini-stadiums bursting with excitable Egyptian fans. After victory was secured, the city didn't sleep. As I walked around my neighbourhood, cars were zipping by with horns blaring, McDonald's delivery boys were using the restaurant's trays as drums as they danced in front of their shop, and flares - actual gas flares - held out of car windows lit up the sky. There was gridlock as streets were blocked by celebrating men, women and children. Some were dancing on their cars, or on the backs of lorries with music blaring from boom boxes in one long party of happy, hysterical people. Cairo on steroids.

Hadeel al Shalchi is a writer for the Associated Press, based in Cairo

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The UAE overhauled the procedure to recruit housemaids and domestic workers with a law in 2017 to protect low-income labour from being exploited.

 Only recruitment companies authorised by the government are permitted as part of Tadbeer, a network of labour ministry-regulated centres.

A contract must be drawn up for domestic workers, the wages and job offer clearly stating the nature of work.

The contract stating the wages, work entailed and accommodation must be sent to the employee in their home country before they depart for the UAE.

The contract will be signed by the employer and employee when the domestic worker arrives in the UAE.

Only recruitment agencies registered with the ministry can undertake recruitment and employment applications for domestic workers.

Penalties for illegal recruitment in the UAE include fines of up to Dh100,000 and imprisonment

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Reform is a right-wing, populist party led by Nigel Farage, a former MEP who won a seat in the House of Commons last year at his eighth attempt and a prominent figure in the campaign for the UK to leave the European Union.

It was founded in 2018 and originally called the Brexit Party.

Many of its members previously belonged to UKIP or the mainstream Conservatives.

After Brexit took place, the party focused on the reformation of British democracy.

Former Tory deputy chairman Lee Anderson became its first MP after defecting in March 2024.

The party gained support from Elon Musk, and had hoped the tech billionaire would make a £100m donation. However, Mr Musk changed his mind and called for Mr Farage to step down as leader in a row involving the US tycoon's support for far-right figurehead Tommy Robinson who is in prison for contempt of court.

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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.

Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.

Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.

“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.

Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.

From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.

Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.

BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.

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“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.

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The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”

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