Portsmouth were relegated after being docked nine points for going into administration.
Portsmouth were relegated after being docked nine points for going into administration.

The perils of the top flight



The unconquerable fans of the English football club Portsmouth weathered a turbulent spring while reporting one telltale sensation.

You know the spectre of relegation that haunts various burgs each year, flinging around dread and embarrassment and status insecurity and maybe even indigestion? In conversations both at the delightfully decrepit Fratton Park and in London and New York, Portsmouth fans repeatedly stated a wish regarding mean, old relegation: Bring it on. Please.

These stalwarts not only lacked the fear of something owners and fans have described as emotionally devastating; they yearned for its arrival.

In that sense, maybe they established the vanguard of a zeitgeist for the 2010s, because in this murky, high-finance football era with a Great Recession howling overhead, the cherished Portsmouth club had become an emblem of the hazards. The gaudy Premier League fun had ceased. Amid mind-boggling debts from splurges, Portsmouth vaulted in one season among four owners - one of whom went unseen - and spent a sighing amount of time in court or heading to court or thinking about heading to court.

Balance sheets, court dates, debts ... These rank highly among the very things fans follow sport to escape.

So Portsmouth fans basically said: no more. Deliver us to the second tier (the Championship), they said, even while exulting in the club's simultaneous and inconceivable wriggle all the way to the FA Cup final against Chelsea. Get us to back to, you know, football.

I first fell for Fratton Park and Portsmouth fans on a Saturday in April 2006. Wandering in out of a fascination with relegation, hoping to observe a fan base teetering toward the beast's hungry mouth, I found instead such unlikely verve during a 1-0 win over Middlesbrough that I managed to contract that best of stadium conditions: goosebumps.

Here dwelled an indomitable species of fanatic, capable of summoning hope from bad moments with unusual haste, requiring only milliseconds (as I would learn) to greet an opposing goal with adamant singing.

As an interloping fan, I could never match the long-timers' depth of feeling. I could not muster suitable abhorrence for Southampton, the club's bitter local rivals. And come the goblin-strewn season of 2009/10, I could not access the fear felt by those who always had the club coursing through their bloodstreams.

While fans received barrages of taunting e-mails, I received only one suggesting I learn how to get to Scunthorpe. I watched and read from afar in New York and returned to Fratton Park one day in March, only to marvel again at the buoyancy.

Fatigue with the high-finance junk of present-day football had set in almost peerlessly. The mainstay fan Jo Collins, who plays a trumpet at matches, equated the season to sticking one's head into a dark pond. Fans had tired of doubt and speculation and third-hand suppositions.

Yet even in the dark pond, some fans enthused over a worst-case plan. If the 112-year-old club-as-they-knew-it went extinct as had grown dramatically plausible, they would start anew, from scratch. They did not reference FC United of Manchester, the five-year-old, semi-pro concoction of break-off Manchester United fans frustrated with the corporate depression of the Glazer takeover, but that example had perched itself up north.

In the era we occupy, around 2.30am last Sunday, hours after Inter Milan won the Club World Cup at Zayed Sports City, some of their fans lined up to board a flight to Milan at the Abu Dhabi airport. Along came first-class passenger Fabio Capello, the England manager, causing immediate speculation about whether he might replace the then Inter manager Rafael Benitez, who started only in June and was sacked this week.

A rational cynicism seemed clear, and one fan, his devotion demonstrated with his far-flung trip to see his club, wondered aloud how much longer the game can persist with its glittering largesse. Are these contracts really sustainable?

Meanwhile, it has been one refreshing delight following Portsmouth in the Championship, again from afar. They have had an uncomplicated tenor even with a court date or two. After six matches, Pompey wallowed in the 24th-place dungeon, but from late September and a 6-1 pasting of Leicester City they wrung 19 points from their next possible 21. Approaching a Boxing Day bout today with Millwall, Pompey sit an upward 15th after rugged away wins at Swansea City and Norwich City.

They also approach a FA Cup third round south coast tete-a-tete with Brighton & Hove Albion, who needed a second-round replay to fend off, well, FC United of Manchester before the latter's club-record crowd of 6,731 at Gigg Lane, a home they share with Bury. Maybe FC United fans might even relish that loss. As a visit from Portsmouth would have reminded them, peril lurks in becoming too big.

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Europe’s rearming plan
  • Suspend strict budget rules to allow member countries to step up defence spending
  • Create new "instrument" providing €150 billion of loans to member countries for defence investment
  • Use the existing EU budget to direct more funds towards defence-related investment
  • Engage the bloc's European Investment Bank to drop limits on lending to defence firms
  • Create a savings and investments union to help companies access capital
Mia Man’s tips for fermentation

- Start with a simple recipe such as yogurt or sauerkraut

- Keep your hands and kitchen tools clean. Sanitize knives, cutting boards, tongs and storage jars with boiling water before you start.

- Mold is bad: the colour pink is a sign of mold. If yogurt turns pink as it ferments, you need to discard it and start again. For kraut, if you remove the top leaves and see any sign of mold, you should discard the batch.

- Always use clean, closed, airtight lids and containers such as mason jars when fermenting yogurt and kraut. Keep the lid closed to prevent insects and contaminants from getting in.

 

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Name: Kumulus Water
 
Started: 2021
 
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
 
Based: Tunisia 
 
Sector: Water technology 
 
Number of staff: 22 
 
Investment raised: $4 million 
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Family: He is the youngest of five brothers, of whom two are dentists. 

Celebrities he worked on: Fabio Canavaro, Lojain Omran, RedOne, Saber Al Rabai.

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Formula Middle East Calendar (Formula Regional and Formula 4)
Round 1: January 17-19, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
 
Round 2: January 22-23, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
 
Round 3: February 7-9, Dubai Autodrome – Dubai
 
Round 4: February 14-16, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
 
Round 5: February 25-27, Jeddah Corniche Circuit – Saudi Arabia
Company info

Company name: Entrupy 

Co-founders: Vidyuth Srinivasan, co-founder/chief executive, Ashlesh Sharma, co-founder/chief technology officer, Lakshmi Subramanian, co-founder/chief scientist

Based: New York, New York

Sector/About: Entrupy is a hardware-enabled SaaS company whose mission is to protect businesses, borders and consumers from transactions involving counterfeit goods.  

Initial investment/Investors: Entrupy secured a $2.6m Series A funding round in 2017. The round was led by Tokyo-based Digital Garage and Daiwa Securities Group's jointly established venture arm, DG Lab Fund I Investment Limited Partnership, along with Zach Coelius. 

Total customers: Entrupy’s customers include hundreds of secondary resellers, marketplaces and other retail organisations around the world. They are also testing with shipping companies as well as customs agencies to stop fake items from reaching the market in the first place. 

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What are NFTs?

Are non-fungible tokens a currency, asset, or a licensing instrument? Arnab Das, global market strategist EMEA at Invesco, says they are mix of all of three.

You can buy, hold and use NFTs just like US dollars and Bitcoins. “They can appreciate in value and even produce cash flows.”

However, while money is fungible, NFTs are not. “One Bitcoin, dollar, euro or dirham is largely indistinguishable from the next. Nothing ties a dollar bill to a particular owner, for example. Nor does it tie you to to any goods, services or assets you bought with that currency. In contrast, NFTs confer specific ownership,” Mr Das says.

This makes NFTs closer to a piece of intellectual property such as a work of art or licence, as you can claim royalties or profit by exchanging it at a higher value later, Mr Das says. “They could provide a sustainable income stream.”

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Company Profile

Company name: NutriCal

Started: 2019

Founder: Soniya Ashar

Based: Dubai

Industry: Food Technology

Initial investment: Self-funded undisclosed amount

Future plan: Looking to raise fresh capital and expand in Saudi Arabia

Total Clients: Over 50

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1. Fasting 

2. Prayer 

3. Hajj 

4. Shahada 

5. Zakat 

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Price, base / as tested Dh99,000 / Dh132,000

Engine 3.6L V6

Transmission: Six-speed automatic

Power 275hp @ 6,000rpm

Torque 350Nm @ 3,700rpm

Fuel economy combined 12.2L / 100km

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Name: Peter Dicce

Title: Assistant dean of students and director of athletics

Favourite sport: soccer

Favourite team: Bayern Munich

Favourite player: Franz Beckenbauer

Favourite activity in Abu Dhabi: scuba diving in the Northern Emirates 

 

MATCH INFO

FA Cup fifth round

Chelsea v Manchester United, Monday, 11.30pm (UAE), BeIN Sports