t"Let's all laugh at Newcastle. Ha ha!"
The cruel taunt on placards at the Stadium of Light summed up the general feeling as Sunderland supporters celebrated the fall of their neighbours and arch-rivals.
The news of Newcastle's relegation from the Premier League was greeted with similar, somewhat sadistic, delight and disbelief at grounds around the country.
It was the same when Leeds United dropped into the Championship five years ago. Tears on one side, cheers on the other, and cue the cliches. No team is too big or too good to go down.
Newcastle are hurting, but they cannot wallow in self pity. If Mike Ashley, the owner, cares about the club then he must rebuild immediately. Drastic measures for drastic times.
The first stone must be laid with the appointment of Alan Shearer as the permanent manager and he, in turn, has to create a team around committed players such as Steven Taylor and show others like Michael Owen, Obafemi Martins and Fabricio Coloccini the exit door.
The sight of Taylor, the teary and shell-shocked Geordie defender at the end of Sunday's final day defeat at Aston Villa, shows how much this club means to him.
An inquest into Newcastle's depressing campaign has already begun and Ashley will hold talks this week with Shearer about the way forward - and return back.
Bobby Moncur, who captained Newcastle to their last trophy success with the Fairs Cup in 1969, said: "Alan has to stay. He is the one man to get them out of this position."
Chris Waddle, who helped Newcastle out of the doldrums of the second tier back in 1984, warned: "The club needs to plan for the next 10 years, not just one.
"Newcastle are not going to disappear, but if they are to be a top club again, they have to do things right."
With Middlesbrough also down, Gareth Southgate can relate to the grim plight of his former England teammate Shearer.
He has vowed to stay on as manager and make the necessary changes to engineer a promotion push.
"My heart is in this club and I'm determined to fight and repay the faith shown in me," he said.
"There are huge lessons to be learned, but we have an enormous fight on our hands and we need fighters to take that challenge on."
Hull and Sunderland, who have Gordon Strachan lined up to replace Ricky Sbragia as manager, will also need to learn from a Premier League campaign that has once again produced the drama and an outcome which makes it the most exciting, and unpredictable, in the world.
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The flights
Direct flights from the UAE to the Nepalese capital, Kathmandu, are available with Air Arabia, (www.airarabia.com) Fly Dubai (www.flydubai.com) or Etihad (www.etihad.com) from Dh1,200 return including taxes. The trek described here started from Jomson, but there are many other start and end point variations depending on how you tailor your trek. To get to Jomson from Kathmandu you must first fly to the lake-side resort town of Pokhara with either Buddha Air (www.buddhaair.com) or Yeti Airlines (www.yetiairlines.com). Both charge around US$240 (Dh880) return. From Pokhara there are early morning flights to Jomson with Yeti Airlines or Simrik Airlines (www.simrikairlines.com) for around US$220 (Dh800) return.
The trek
Restricted area permits (US$500 per person) are required for trekking in the Upper Mustang area. The challenging Meso Kanto pass between Tilcho Lake and Jomson should not be attempted by those without a lot of mountain experience and a good support team. An excellent trekking company with good knowledge of Upper Mustang, the Annaurpuna Circuit and Tilcho Lake area and who can help organise a version of the trek described here is the Nepal-UK run Snow Cat Travel (www.snowcattravel.com). Prices vary widely depending on accommodation types and the level of assistance required.
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How to watch Ireland v Pakistan in UAE
When: The one-off Test starts on Friday, May 11
What time: Each day’s play is scheduled to start at 2pm UAE time.
TV: The match will be broadcast on OSN Sports Cricket HD. Subscribers to the channel can also stream the action live on OSN Play.
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- 5 wins in 22 months as pro
- Three wins in past 10 starts
- 45 pro starts worldwide: 5 wins, 17 top 5s
- Ranked 551th in world on debut, now No 4 (was No 2 earlier this year)
- 5th player in last 30 years to win 3 European Tour and 2 PGA Tour titles before age 24 (Woods, Garcia, McIlroy, Spieth)
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Election pledges on migration
CDU: "Now is the time to control the German borders and enforce strict border rejections"
SPD: "Border closures and blanket rejections at internal borders contradict the spirit of a common area of freedom"
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A worker is categorised as skilled by the MOHRE based on nine levels given in the International Standard Classification of Occupations (ISCO) issued by the International Labour Organisation.
A skilled worker would be someone at a professional level (levels 1 – 5) which includes managers, professionals, technicians and associate professionals, clerical support workers, and service and sales workers.
The worker must also have an attested educational certificate higher than secondary or an equivalent certification, and earn a monthly salary of at least Dh4,000.
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Producer: Excel Entertainment & Tiger Baby
Cast: Ranveer Singh, Alia Bhatt, Kalki Koechlin, Siddhant Chaturvedi
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Dust and sand storms compared
Sand storm
- Particle size: Larger, heavier sand grains
- Visibility: Often dramatic with thick "walls" of sand
- Duration: Short-lived, typically localised
- Travel distance: Limited
- Source: Open desert areas with strong winds
Dust storm
- Particle size: Much finer, lightweight particles
- Visibility: Hazy skies but less intense
- Duration: Can linger for days
- Travel distance: Long-range, up to thousands of kilometres
- Source: Can be carried from distant regions