Best return to form: Yakubu
David Moyes should be careful what he wishes for. "It would be great if we could get back the old Yakubu," the Everton manager said after the Nigerian striker's first Premier League goal since April proved decisive against Stoke City on Saturday.
Which old Yakubu would that be then? The one who mopes around for 90 minutes - or more usually about 70 minutes before being subbed - looking about as disinterested as it is possible to look?
The one who Steve Gibson, his former paymaster at Middlesbrough, could not wait to usher through the exit door perhaps?
Or the one who does not need a second invitation when a chance presents itself in front of goal?
The current Yakubu looks sharp. He hinted at a return to form when he gave Liverpool's defence the run around in the Merseyside derby earlier in the month.
And his fine strike to down Stoke at Goodison Park, where he picked a path through the defence then lashed his shot into the roof of the net, provided a timely reminder that he can actually play a bit.
Best prophecy: Allardyce
If Sam Allardyce thought he could get Nicolas Anelka to go easy on his side by massaging his ego in the lead-up to their meeting on Saturday, he was sadly mistaken.
The Blackburn Rovers coach last week termed Anelka, the Chelsea striker whom he managed at Bolton Wanderers, the best goalscorer he has ever had under his charge.
He suggested that Anelka would score 15 goals per season if he were playing in his Blackburn side and would make them European contenders.
Unfortunately for Allardyce, he is not - nor is he likely to, no matter how many millions the Venky's company bring with them from India when they complete their takeover at Ewood Park.
So Allardyce could only look on wistfully as Anelka predictably struck against his Rovers side, scoring the opener in Chelsea's 2-1 triumph on Saturday.
Best goalkeeping: Green
The fact West Ham United left the Emirates Stadium empty handed on Saturday was harsh on their goalkeeper. He was robbed. Arsenal fans seldom get to see high-quality goalkeeping in person, but Robert Green, the much-maligned former England No 1, provided an exhibition of it on Saturday.
The fact his side went in on level terms at the break was mainly down to his excellence.
When the red tide was at its height in the closing minutes, Green raised the standard again, expertly turning away an effort from Theo Walcott which was deflected off Danny Gabbidon, his centre-half, in the 83rd minute, then another from Cesc Fabregas two minutes later.
All his heroics went to waste, however, when Alex Song headed in the winner from Gael Clichy's cross with two minutes left of normal time.
Worst celebration I: Nani
Nani has often spoken of how he one day wants to be like Cristiano Ronaldo, his Portuguese wing mentor. He still has some way to go to match the goalscoring exploits of his former Manchester United colleague, not to mention his star quality.
He has nailed some aspects of his game, though. The way he tumbles at the merest suggestion of contact with a defender, before imploring the referee to penalise his assailant bears a striking resemblance to his forebear on United's right flank.
He has got the smug, look-at-me-aren't-I-wonderful goal celebration down to a tee, as well. His trademark somersault, inspired by the Brazilian dance form capoeira, is all very impressive.
But there is a time and place. To unfurl it and stick his tongue out like he had scored a spectacular 35 yarder into the top corner after his sneaky effort against Tottenham Hotspur at Old Trafford on Saturday was galling for the away team in the extreme.
Worst celebration II: Nolan
Some celebrations are instinctive, sometimes they have been planned and rehearsed in training.
You have to hope Kevin Nolan did not spend too much time thinking up his celebration in the 5-1 derby win over Sunderland yesterday, when he scored a hat-trick.
After his goals, the Newcastle United midfielder ran away doing a funky chicken impression.
Was this his animal instinct coming out? Was he telling his wife what he and live-in teammate Andy Carroll wanted for dinner after the game? Was he sending a message to whoever set Carroll's Range Rover on fire outside Nolan's house last week? Whatever the case, he looked like a right idiot.
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2. Sam Bennett (IRL) Deceuninck-QuickStep - same time
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4. Michael Morkov (DEN) Deceuninck-QuickStep
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2. Adam Yates (GBR) Ineos Grenadiers - 0:00:35
3. Joao Almeida (POR) Deceuninck-QuickStep - 0:01:02
4. Chris Harper (AUS) Jumbo-Visma - 0:01:42
5. Neilson Powless (USA) EF Education-Nippo - 0:01:45
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How Tesla’s price correction has hit fund managers
Investing in disruptive technology can be a bumpy ride, as investors in Tesla were reminded on Friday, when its stock dropped 7.5 per cent in early trading to $575.
It recovered slightly but still ended the week 15 per cent lower and is down a third from its all-time high of $883 on January 26. The electric car maker’s market cap fell from $834 billion to about $567bn in that time, a drop of an astonishing $267bn, and a blow for those who bought Tesla stock late.
The collapse also hit fund managers that have gone big on Tesla, notably the UK-based Scottish Mortgage Investment Trust and Cathie Wood’s ARK Innovation ETF.
Tesla is the top holding in both funds, making up a hefty 10 per cent of total assets under management. Both funds have fallen by a quarter in the past month.
Matt Weller, global head of market research at GAIN Capital, recently warned that Tesla founder Elon Musk had “flown a bit too close to the sun”, after getting carried away by investing $1.5bn of the company’s money in Bitcoin.
He also predicted Tesla’s sales could struggle as traditional auto manufacturers ramp up electric car production, destroying its first mover advantage.
AJ Bell’s Russ Mould warns that many investors buy tech stocks when earnings forecasts are rising, almost regardless of valuation. “When it works, it really works. But when it goes wrong, elevated valuations leave little or no downside protection.”
A Tesla correction was probably baked in after last year’s astonishing share price surge, and many investors will see this as an opportunity to load up at a reduced price.
Dramatic swings are to be expected when investing in disruptive technology, as Ms Wood at ARK makes clear.
Every week, she sends subscribers a commentary listing “stocks in our strategies that have appreciated or dropped more than 15 per cent in a day” during the week.
Her latest commentary, issued on Friday, showed seven stocks displaying extreme volatility, led by ExOne, a leader in binder jetting 3D printing technology. It jumped 24 per cent, boosted by news that fellow 3D printing specialist Stratasys had beaten fourth-quarter revenues and earnings expectations, seen as good news for the sector.
By contrast, computational drug and material discovery company Schrödinger fell 27 per cent after quarterly and full-year results showed its core software sales and drug development pipeline slowing.
Despite that setback, Ms Wood remains positive, arguing that its “medicinal chemistry platform offers a powerful and unique view into chemical space”.
In her weekly video view, she remains bullish, stating that: “We are on the right side of change, and disruptive innovation is going to deliver exponential growth trajectories for many of our companies, in fact, most of them.”
Ms Wood remains committed to Tesla as she expects global electric car sales to compound at an average annual rate of 82 per cent for the next five years.
She said these are so “enormous that some people find them unbelievable”, and argues that this scepticism, especially among institutional investors, “festers” and creates a great opportunity for ARK.
Only you can decide whether you are a believer or a festering sceptic. If it’s the former, then buckle up.
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Who are the Sacklers?
The Sackler family is a transatlantic dynasty that owns Purdue Pharma, which manufactures and markets OxyContin, one of the drugs at the centre of America's opioids crisis. The family is well known for their generous philanthropy towards the world's top cultural institutions, including Guggenheim Museum, the National Portrait Gallery, Tate in Britain, Yale University and the Serpentine Gallery, to name a few. Two branches of the family control Purdue Pharma.
Isaac Sackler and Sophie Greenberg were Jewish immigrants who arrived in New York before the First World War. They had three sons. The first, Arthur, died before OxyContin was invented. The second, Mortimer, who died aged 93 in 2010, was a former chief executive of Purdue Pharma. The third, Raymond, died aged 97 in 2017 and was also a former chief executive of Purdue Pharma.
It was Arthur, a psychiatrist and pharmaceutical marketeer, who started the family business dynasty. He and his brothers bought a small company called Purdue Frederick; among their first products were laxatives and prescription earwax remover.
Arthur's branch of the family has not been involved in Purdue for many years and his daughter, Elizabeth, has spoken out against it, saying the company's role in America's drugs crisis is "morally abhorrent".
The lawsuits that were brought by the attorneys general of New York and Massachussetts named eight Sacklers. This includes Kathe, Mortimer, Richard, Jonathan and Ilene Sackler Lefcourt, who are all the children of either Mortimer or Raymond. Then there's Theresa Sackler, who is Mortimer senior's widow; Beverly, Raymond's widow; and David Sackler, Raymond's grandson.
Members of the Sackler family are rarely seen in public.
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Day 2 at the Gabba
Australia 312-1
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Pakistan 240
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Install an air filter in your home.
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Shower or bath after being outside.
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Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.
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