Tottenham Hotspur's Harry Kane reacts at the end of his side's 0-0 Premier League draw with Burnley on Sunday. Darren Staples / Reuters / April 5, 2015
Tottenham Hotspur's Harry Kane reacts at the end of his side's 0-0 Premier League draw with Burnley on Sunday. Darren Staples / Reuters / April 5, 2015

‘Sixth every year forever after’: Uncomfortable truth is Tottenham are right where they should be



Sometimes the verbs are the most damning part. The temptation is to say Tottenham Hotspur are "failing" in their attempt to qualify for the Uefa Champions League.

The more accurate interpretation is that Spurs, who probably have the sixth-highest wage bill in the Premier League, finished sixth last season, are sixth again and could conceivably come sixth every year forever after, are neither underachieving nor overachieving.

They are simply carrying on in their own particular form of purgatory, invariably able to glimpse the top four but not finish in it.

So their campaign is not a failure, and not just because they reached a cup final. In some respects, it qualifies as a success.

Mauricio Pochettino has given them an identity, an industry and an endearing belief in youth. But the concern should be that, in terms of personnel, the gap between them and the elite clubs appears a gaping chasm.

ALSO READ: Angel Di Maria crucial for Manchester United in last stretch

Because how many of the Tottenham team would fit in a top-four side? Probably only four: Hugo Lloris, one of the top three goalkeepers in England; Jan Vertonghen, among the finest footballing centre-backs; Christian Eriksen, one of the best goal-scoring midfielders; and Harry Kane, a prime candidate to win the PFA Player of the Year award.

And that is not enough. Not since Everton surpassed every expectation by finishing fourth in 2005 has a side with so few outstanding individuals punched above its weight to secure Champions League qualification.

Tottenham can cite the potential midfielder Nabil Bentaleb exhibits, the encouraging campaign left-back Danny Rose is enjoying or Nacer Chadli’s promising return of eight goals. But Vertonghen has lacked a regular central-defensive partner, and right-back Kyle Walker has regressed.

Ryan Mason’s policy of running around frantically in midfield has brought him an England cap, but questions remain to be answered about precisely how good he is. No one has cemented a place alongside Eriksen and Chadli in the trident of attacking midfielders.

The focus on Kane has been all-consuming, but the reliance upon him is equally pronounced. He has scored 19 league goals; the other strikers have mustered a mere three. His goals have been worth 22 points; subtract them and Tottenham would be in danger of relegation.

He has provided the feel-good story of the season, the footballing equivalent of a romantic comedy, but reality may intervene come August. This has probably been the season of Kane’s life. In all probability, he will not be as productive again.

Kanemania, English football’s newest phenomena, has benefited players who have justified neither price tags nor reputations. Their shortcomings have become a subplot as Kane has driven the narrative. But one of football’s abiding lessons is that mistakes tend to catch up with clubs.

Tottenham have erred in the transfer market in the last two summers. Eriksen and Chadli apart, the windfall they received for Gareth Bale in 2013 was squandered. It is telling that only one of last summer’s acquisitions, Eric Dier, figures in Pochettino’s preferred team, and the defender is very much a work in progress.

Meanwhile, his squad players include Roberto Soldado, Emmanuel Adebayor, Erik Lamela, Mousa Dembele, Paulinho, Etienne Capoue and Benjamin Stambouli, seven forwards or midfielders who arrived at a combined cost of £110 million (Dh604.5m) have contributed five league goals in 112 league appearances this season. Strikers Soldado and Adebayor owe Kane a particular debt; he has done the job they were hired at rather greater expense to do. But when Kane, 21, has been subdued, which is not often but was the case in Sunday’s stalemate at Burnley and March’s mauling at Manchester United, Tottenham have looked lost.

Kane has epitomised the organic element to Pochettino’s reinvention of Tottenham. Admirable as it is, and despite Tottenham’s troubled relationship with the transfer market, the key to progress lies in importing outsiders.

There is not enough quality. It would help if Spurs could dispose of their expensive misfits because upgrades, especially those who have the energy to play Pochettino’s pressing game, could be required in several positions.

Man for man, the Argentine may have a lesser starting 11 than he possessed at Southampton, where he finished eighth, but Kane’s year has been so remarkable that he has piloted Tottenham into the top six.

He was the catalyst for the memorable victories against Chelsea and Arsenal. Despite that, the facts are that Tottenham have two wins in nine league games against the five teams above them. They have taken a solitary point in the five away matches.

They have done well to be sixth.

sports@thenational.ae

Follow us on Twitter @NatSportUAE

FFP EXPLAINED

What is Financial Fair Play?
Introduced in 2011 by Uefa, European football’s governing body, it demands that clubs live within their means. Chiefly, spend within their income and not make substantial losses.

What the rules dictate?
The second phase of its implementation limits losses to €30 million (Dh136m) over three seasons. Extra expenditure is permitted for investment in sustainable areas (youth academies, stadium development, etc). Money provided by owners is not viewed as income. Revenue from “related parties” to those owners is assessed by Uefa's “financial control body” to be sure it is a fair value, or in line with market prices.

What are the penalties?
There are a number of punishments, including fines, a loss of prize money or having to reduce squad size for European competition – as happened to PSG in 2014. There is even the threat of a competition ban, which could in theory lead to PSG’s suspension from the Uefa Champions League.

UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
If you go
Where to stay: Courtyard by Marriott Titusville Kennedy Space Centre has unparalleled views of the Indian River. Alligators can be spotted from hotel room balconies, as can several rocket launch sites. The hotel also boasts cool space-themed decor.

When to go: Florida is best experienced during the winter months, from November to May, before the humidity kicks in.

How to get there: Emirates currently flies from Dubai to Orlando five times a week.
Why seagrass matters
  • Carbon sink: Seagrass sequesters carbon up to 35X faster than tropical rainforests
  • Marine nursery: Crucial habitat for juvenile fish, crustations, and invertebrates
  • Biodiversity: Support species like sea turtles, dugongs, and seabirds
  • Coastal protection: Reduce erosion and improve water quality
The White Lotus: Season three

Creator: Mike White

Starring: Walton Goggins, Jason Isaacs, Natasha Rothwell

Rating: 4.5/5

Series information

Pakistan v Dubai

First Test, Dubai International Stadium

Sun Oct 6 to Thu Oct 11

Second Test, Zayed Stadium, Abu Dhabi

Tue Oct 16 to Sat Oct 20          

 Play starts at 10am each day

 

Teams

 Pakistan

1 Mohammed Hafeez, 2 Imam-ul-Haq, 3 Azhar Ali, 4 Asad Shafiq, 5 Haris Sohail, 6 Babar Azam, 7 Sarfraz Ahmed, 8 Bilal Asif, 9 Yasir Shah, 10, Mohammed Abbas, 11 Wahab Riaz or Mir Hamza

 Australia

1 Usman Khawaja, 2 Aaron Finch, 3 Shaun Marsh, 4 Mitchell Marsh, 5 Travis Head, 6 Marnus Labuschagne, 7 Tim Paine, 8 Mitchell Starc, 9 Peter Siddle, 10 Nathan Lyon, 11 Jon Holland

UPI facts

More than 2.2 million Indian tourists arrived in UAE in 2023
More than 3.5 million Indians reside in UAE
Indian tourists can make purchases in UAE using rupee accounts in India through QR-code-based UPI real-time payment systems
Indian residents in UAE can use their non-resident NRO and NRE accounts held in Indian banks linked to a UAE mobile number for UPI transactions

The Disaster Artist

Director: James Franco

Starring: James Franco, Dave Franco, Seth Rogan

Four stars

The Settlers

Director: Louis Theroux

Starring: Daniella Weiss, Ari Abramowitz

Rating: 5/5

Yahya Al Ghassani's bio

Date of birth: April 18, 1998

Playing position: Winger

Clubs: 2015-2017 – Al Ahli Dubai; March-June 2018 – Paris FC; August – Al Wahda

Specs
Engine: Electric motor generating 54.2kWh (Cooper SE and Aceman SE), 64.6kW (Countryman All4 SE)
Power: 218hp (Cooper and Aceman), 313hp (Countryman)
Torque: 330Nm (Cooper and Aceman), 494Nm (Countryman)
On sale: Now
Price: From Dh158,000 (Cooper), Dh168,000 (Aceman), Dh190,000 (Countryman)

Women’s World T20, Asia Qualifier

UAE results
Beat China by 16 runs
Lost to Thailand by 10 wickets
Beat Nepal by five runs
Beat Hong Kong by eight wickets
Beat Malaysia by 34 runs

Standings (P, W, l, NR, points)

1. Thailand 5 4 0 1 9
2. UAE 5 4 1 0 8
3. Nepal 5 2 1 2 6
4. Hong Kong 5 2 2 1 5
5. Malaysia 5 1 4 0 2
6. China 5 0 5 0 0

Final
Thailand v UAE, Monday, 7am

War and the virus
A MINECRAFT MOVIE

Director: Jared Hess

Starring: Jack Black, Jennifer Coolidge, Jason Momoa

Rating: 3/5

Bio

Age: 25

Town: Al Diqdaqah – Ras Al Khaimah

Education: Bachelors degree in mechanical engineering

Favourite colour: White

Favourite place in the UAE: Downtown Dubai

Favourite book: A Life in Administration by Ghazi Al Gosaibi.

First owned baking book: How to Be a Domestic Goddess by Nigella Lawson.

Australia men's Test cricket fixtures 2021/22

One-off Test v Afghanistan:
Nov 27-Dec 1: Blundstone Arena, Hobart

The Ashes v England:
Dec 8-12: 1st Test, Gabba, Brisbane
Dec 16-20: 2nd Test, Adelaide Oval, Adelaide (day/night)
Dec 26-30: 3rd Test, Melbourne Cricket Ground, Melbourne
Jan 5-9, 2022: 4th Test, Sydney Cricket Ground, Sydney
Jan 14-18: 5th Test, Optus Stadium, Perth

Company%20Profile
%3Cp%3E%3Cstrong%3ECompany%20name%3A%3C%2Fstrong%3E%20Cargoz%3Cbr%3E%3Cstrong%3EDate%20started%3A%3C%2Fstrong%3E%20January%202022%3Cbr%3E%3Cstrong%3EFounders%3A%3C%2Fstrong%3E%20Premlal%20Pullisserry%20and%20Lijo%20Antony%3Cbr%3E%3Cstrong%3EBased%3A%3C%2Fstrong%3E%20Dubai%3Cbr%3E%3Cstrong%3ENumber%20of%20staff%3A%3C%2Fstrong%3E%2030%3Cbr%3E%3Cstrong%3EInvestment%20stage%3A%3C%2Fstrong%3E%20Seed%3C%2Fp%3E%0A
Getting%20there%20
%3Cp%3E%3Ca%20href%3D%22https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thenationalnews.com%2Ftravel%2F2023%2F01%2F12%2Fwhat-does-it-take-to-be-cabin-crew-at-one-of-the-worlds-best-airlines-in-2023%2F%22%20target%3D%22_self%22%3EEtihad%20Airways%20%3C%2Fa%3Eflies%20daily%20to%20the%20Maldives%20from%20Abu%20Dhabi.%20The%20journey%20takes%20four%20hours%20and%20return%20fares%20start%20from%20Dh3%2C995.%20Opt%20for%20the%203am%20flight%20and%20you%E2%80%99ll%20land%20at%206am%2C%20giving%20you%20the%20entire%20day%20to%20adjust%20to%20island%20time.%20%C2%A0%3C%2Fp%3E%0A%3Cp%3ERound%20trip%20speedboat%20transfers%20to%20the%20resort%20are%20bookable%20via%20Anantara%20and%20cost%20%24265%20per%20person.%20%C2%A0%3C%2Fp%3E%0A
At a glance

Global events: Much of the UK’s economic woes were blamed on “increased global uncertainty”, which can be interpreted as the economic impact of the Ukraine war and the uncertainty over Donald Trump’s tariffs.

 

Growth forecasts: Cut for 2025 from 2 per cent to 1 per cent. The OBR watchdog also estimated inflation will average 3.2 per cent this year

 

Welfare: Universal credit health element cut by 50 per cent and frozen for new claimants, building on cuts to the disability and incapacity bill set out earlier this month

 

Spending cuts: Overall day-to day-spending across government cut by £6.1bn in 2029-30 

 

Tax evasion: Steps to crack down on tax evasion to raise “£6.5bn per year” for the public purse

 

Defence: New high-tech weaponry, upgrading HM Naval Base in Portsmouth

 

Housing: Housebuilding to reach its highest in 40 years, with planning reforms helping generate an extra £3.4bn for public finances

UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
BUNDESLIGA FIXTURES

Saturday, May 16 (kick-offs UAE time)

Borussia Dortmund v Schalke (4.30pm) 
RB Leipzig v Freiburg (4.30pm) 
Hoffenheim v Hertha Berlin (4.30pm) 
Fortuna Dusseldorf v Paderborn  (4.30pm) 
Augsburg v Wolfsburg (4.30pm) 
Eintracht Frankfurt v Borussia Monchengladbach (7.30pm)

Sunday, May 17

Cologne v Mainz (4.30pm),
Union Berlin v Bayern Munich (7pm)

Monday, May 18

Werder Bremen v Bayer Leverkusen (9.30pm)

'How To Build A Boat'
Jonathan Gornall, Simon & Schuster