Javier Hernandez's late winner for Manchester United at Valencia on Wednesday in the Champions League gave the headline writers an easy job.
Sir Alex Ferguson was effusive about the young Mexican - known as "Chicharito" (Little Pea) - although his opinion that the striker made finishing as easy as "shelling peas" made for some confusion among the many nationalities of the press room.
Ferguson claimed that Hernandez's chances had been limited so far because of the form of Dimitar Berbatov. And that the Bulgarian's usual strike partner was Wayne Rooney - as if Rooney were untouchable. United's players stopped to talk with journalists after the game. Federico Macheda, the substitute, who had been involved in Hernandez's goal just a minute after replacing Berbatov, was enthusiastic and said that he hoped for more chances.
Despite the attacking might of Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes, Antonio Valencia and Rooney left behind injured in Manchester, Michael Owen, the former England and Liverpool striker, did not leave the bench. United still have plenty of attacking options for today's game at Sunderland.
Macheda added that he respected how well Berbatov was doing. Everyone praised Berbatov but kept silent about Rooney except Paddy Crerand, the former United midfielder, who views events at the club through the reddest of spectacles in his role as a pundit on the club's own television channel.
"Wayne just needs a goal," Crerand said. "The media have a go at some players who don't do particularly well. But Wayne is still only a young kid. He just needs a goal." Others inside Old Trafford wish it were that simple. Rooney has led the line magnificently since Cristiano Ronaldo left for Real Madrid last year. The striker, who turns 25 later this month, scored 32 times in the first eight months of the season. He became the players' Player of the Year, but votes were cast before he twisted his ankle in the last minute of United's Champions League quarter-final first leg defeat by Bayern Munich.
Life for Rooney has not been the same since. Coming back from the injury early to play against Bayern in the second leg, he damaged his ankle again and was substituted. Despite plaudits from Lionel Messi and Kaka, Rooney was ineffectual in South Africa, part of a terrible World Cup campaign for England. Various unsatisfactory theories were advanced to explain why, such as exhaustion or tactics. At the start of September lurid revelations broke about his private life, about which he had not been discreet, according to the Manchester grapevine.
"It's as if he wanted to be found out," one regular on the Manchester nightlife scene said. "Everybody knew what was going on. It was just a question of which newspaper would prove the allegations, and when." Rooney's private life has been the focus for media attention before, but on those occasions his game remained unaffected.
Now, it is suffering. He could not wish for a better influence than his manager, a man who guided Ryan Giggs and David Beckham from an early age, when they were the focus of the British tabloid press. But as a United official conceded: "We can't control what our players do night and day."
Rooney would not be the first high-profile footballer to be caught out doing something he should not. Several in Manchester are nervous that they will be next to be exposed. But public attention always settles on those with the highest profiles.
In dropping his No 1 forward for the match at his former club Everton just after the scandal erupted, Ferguson withheld what Rooney loves doing most, playing football. He publicly supported his player and claimed that the abuse he would have received would have been too much, but privately he hopes that Rooney will see that continuing to behave as he has will have serious consequences.
No matter how important Rooney is to United, he is not bigger than the club and will not have an indefinite number of chances. Ferguson likes his players to marry young and be responsible family men (step forward, Paul Scholes). Further misdemeanours will incur heavier punishments and might mean a possible exit from Old Trafford. Rooney has matured as a person and a player under Ferguson's guidance. He is popular in the dressing room and he will be given more chances.
And even though United have other options up front and Berbatov's form means they are not as reliant on Rooney as they were last season, a return to action and goals cannot come soon enough for the young forward, his manager or United fans. It is a shame he has to overcome another injury before he can begin to put matters right. On the pitch, at least.
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6pm, Abu Dhabi Sports 5
Match-up
Key Battle
Phil Bardsley v Nani
Bardsley, the former United right-back, has been filling in at left-back for Sunderland recently. A tough-tackling defender, he may have a hard time against United's Nani, who has improved this season and is rapidly becoming a consistent game-breaker.
Tactics
Despite the attacking presence of Ghana's Asamoah Gyan, Steve Bruce has tended to play Darren Bent, below, up front on his own for games against the bigger teams. United's Sir Alex Ferguson may be tempted to match that 4-5-1 formation, in the absence of Wayne Rooney.
Previous meetings
The Stadium of Light holds no fear for United – they are unbeaten there (in the league) in 13 years and have won their last three visits by a combined score of 7-1. Sunderland's last victory against United: a 2-1 League Cup win in 2000.
Probable line-ups
Sunderland (4-5-1) Mignolet; Onuoha, Bramble, Turner, Bardsley; Elmohamady, Henderson, Cattermole, Malbranque, Riveros; Bent
Man United (Probable 4-4-2) Van der Sar; O'Shea, Vidic, Ferdinand, Evra; Carrick, Fletcher, Nani, Park; Berbatov, Hernandez
Facts
• Against the "big four" – United, Chelsea, Arsenal and Liverpool – Darren Bent has eight goals in 10 games for Sunderland.
• Gary Neville will make his 600th appearance for United if selected today.
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Milestones on the road to union
1970
October 26: Bahrain withdraws from a proposal to create a federation of nine with the seven Trucial States and Qatar.
December: Ahmed Al Suwaidi visits New York to discuss potential UN membership.
1971
March 1: Alex Douglas Hume, Conservative foreign secretary confirms that Britain will leave the Gulf and “strongly supports” the creation of a Union of Arab Emirates.
July 12: Historic meeting at which Sheikh Zayed and Sheikh Rashid make a binding agreement to create what will become the UAE.
July 18: It is announced that the UAE will be formed from six emirates, with a proposed constitution signed. RAK is not yet part of the agreement.
August 6: The fifth anniversary of Sheikh Zayed becoming Ruler of Abu Dhabi, with official celebrations deferred until later in the year.
August 15: Bahrain becomes independent.
September 3: Qatar becomes independent.
November 23-25: Meeting with Sheikh Zayed and Sheikh Rashid and senior British officials to fix December 2 as date of creation of the UAE.
November 29: At 5.30pm Iranian forces seize the Greater and Lesser Tunbs by force.
November 30: Despite a power sharing agreement, Tehran takes full control of Abu Musa.
November 31: UK officials visit all six participating Emirates to formally end the Trucial States treaties
December 2: 11am, Dubai. New Supreme Council formally elects Sheikh Zayed as President. Treaty of Friendship signed with the UK. 11.30am. Flag raising ceremony at Union House and Al Manhal Palace in Abu Dhabi witnessed by Sheikh Khalifa, then Crown Prince of Abu Dhabi.
December 6: Arab League formally admits the UAE. The first British Ambassador presents his credentials to Sheikh Zayed.
December 9: UAE joins the United Nations.
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Padmaavat
Director: Sanjay Leela Bhansali
Starring: Ranveer Singh, Deepika Padukone, Shahid Kapoor, Jim Sarbh
3.5/5
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Director: Jonathan Hensleigh
Stars: Liam Neeson, Amber Midthunder, Laurence Fishburne
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UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
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COMPANY PROFILE
Name: HyperSpace
Started: 2020
Founders: Alexander Heller, Rama Allen and Desi Gonzalez
Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: Entertainment
Number of staff: 210
Investment raised: $75 million from investors including Galaxy Interactive, Riyadh Season, Sega Ventures and Apis Venture Partners
What the law says
Micro-retirement is not a recognised concept or employment status under Federal Decree Law No. 33 of 2021 on the Regulation of Labour Relations (as amended) (UAE Labour Law). As such, it reflects a voluntary work-life balance practice, rather than a recognised legal employment category, according to Dilini Loku, senior associate for law firm Gateley Middle East.
“Some companies may offer formal sabbatical policies or career break programmes; however, beyond such arrangements, there is no automatic right or statutory entitlement to extended breaks,” she explains.
“Any leave taken beyond statutory entitlements, such as annual leave, is typically regarded as unpaid leave in accordance with Article 33 of the UAE Labour Law. While employees may legally take unpaid leave, such requests are subject to the employer’s discretion and require approval.”
If an employee resigns to pursue micro-retirement, the employment contract is terminated, and the employer is under no legal obligation to rehire the employee in the future unless specific contractual agreements are in place (such as return-to-work arrangements), which are generally uncommon, Ms Loku adds.
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Match statistics
Dubai Sports City Eagles 8 Dubai Exiles 85
Eagles
Try: Bailey
Pen: Carey
Exiles
Tries: Botes 3, Sackmann 2, Fourie 2, Penalty, Walsh, Gairn, Crossley, Stubbs
Cons: Gerber 7
Pens: Gerber 3
Man of the match: Tomas Sackmann (Exiles)