Six hours before Barcelona met the Russian champions Rubin Kazan last week, I received a message from a friend. "I'm with someone who you'd like to meet," he texted, "come for a coffee."
The person was an international footballer with a career path as unusual as his name. Macbeth Sibaya is a South African midfielder with 53 caps to his credit and fully expects to play in the 2010 World Cup. Born in Durban, his professional career started in Hungary, before he played for two years with Jomo Cosmos in South Africa. He signed for Rubin in 2003 after a spell with Rosenborg in Norway and has since played more than 150 times for the Russian title winners.
In 2007, he was banned for three games by Uefa. As Rubin did not play in European competition, that ban only became effective this season. The third and final game was against Barcelona away. What should have been a career highlight was laced with frustration and rather than prepare for a game, he was instead having a coffee with a journalist.
The trip was not wasted, though. Macbeth was in awe of the 98,600-capacity Camp Nou and loved Barcelona.
"I trained with the team last night and I was first off the coach," he said like an excited child. "I ran up the tunnel and on to the pitch with my camera. I was nervous at the size of the stadium so imagine how my teammates who play tonight felt."
The insinuation was clear - he did not expect Rubin to win, the mighty Barca were not to be tamed.
Macbeth was charming and honest, but he was wrong. Perhaps he should have put more faith in his manager Kurban Berdyev who he had praised so much for being a football obsessive who paid attention to every detail - usually by spending five hours a day watching football videos from his office sofa.
Rubin Kazan came to Camp Nou with a solid game plan. They knew that their collection of Russians, Turks, Argentinians and Georgians could not compete with Andres Iniesta, Lionel Messi and Zlatan Ibrahimovic for talent, so they played a physical game, with key players man-marked and a six man defence the default formation when Barca had possession. Which as for most of the match.
The Russians were exceptionally fit, though even they look stunned when they took the lead with a stunning strike after two minutes.
The expected Barca onslaught never materialised and while Ibrahimovic did level with another fine individual strike, Rubin won the game with goal from a counter attack. Barca would beat Rubin nine times out of 10, but the uncertainty and results like last week are what make football so appealing.
Teams can learn from Rubin or Almeria, who limited Barca to a 1-0 victory three weeks ago with a man marking policy so rigidly aggressive that an exasperated Xavi was followed even when he took a corner. Harsh, but almost effective.
Many teams come to Barca expecting to be destroyed - because they usually are.
Macbeth's manager at Rubin had succeeded in drilling enough confidence into his players on match day to overcome Barca, but what of the more gifted Zaragoza side, who were beaten 6-1 by vengeful Barca on Sunday night?
Paul Ince said that the great Manchester United team of the 1990s often won games in the tunnel before the game, such was their belief and strength of character in the team. It did not help Zaragoza that Messi found form again with an impudent chip, Seydou Keita scored a hat-trick or Ibrahimovic another delightful brace, but Zaragoza appeared to be defeated in the tunnel.
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War
Director: Siddharth Anand
Cast: Hrithik Roshan, Tiger Shroff, Ashutosh Rana, Vaani Kapoor
Rating: Two out of five stars
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The specs: 2018 BMW R nineT Scrambler
Price, base / as tested Dh57,000
Engine 1,170cc air/oil-cooled flat twin four-stroke engine
Transmission Six-speed gearbox
Power 110hp) @ 7,750rpm
Torque 116Nm @ 6,000rpm
Fuel economy, combined 5.3L / 100km
In numbers: PKK’s money network in Europe
Germany: PKK collectors typically bring in $18 million in cash a year – amount has trebled since 2010
Revolutionary tax: Investigators say about $2 million a year raised from ‘tax collection’ around Marseille
Extortion: Gunman convicted in 2023 of demanding $10,000 from Kurdish businessman in Stockholm
Drug trade: PKK income claimed by Turkish anti-drugs force in 2024 to be as high as $500 million a year
Denmark: PKK one of two terrorist groups along with Iranian separatists ASMLA to raise “two-digit million amounts”
Contributions: Hundreds of euros expected from typical Kurdish families and thousands from business owners
TV channel: Kurdish Roj TV accounts frozen and went bankrupt after Denmark fined it more than $1 million over PKK links in 2013
Retail gloom
Online grocer Ocado revealed retail sales fell 5.7 per cen in its first quarter as customers switched back to pre-pandemic shopping patterns.
It was a tough comparison from a year earlier, when the UK was in lockdown, but on a two-year basis its retail division, a joint venture with Marks&Spencer, rose 31.7 per cent over the quarter.
The group added that a 15 per cent drop in customer basket size offset an 11.6. per cent rise in the number of customer transactions.
The President's Cake
Director: Hasan Hadi
Starring: Baneen Ahmad Nayyef, Waheed Thabet Khreibat, Sajad Mohamad Qasem
Rating: 4/5
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COMPANY PROFILE
Company name: Letstango.com
Started: June 2013
Founder: Alex Tchablakian
Based: Dubai
Industry: e-commerce
Initial investment: Dh10 million
Investors: Self-funded
Total customers: 300,000 unique customers every month
'Top Gun: Maverick'
Rating: 4/5
Directed by: Joseph Kosinski
Starring: Tom Cruise, Val Kilmer, Jennifer Connelly, Jon Hamm, Miles Teller, Glen Powell, Ed Harris
Safety 'top priority' for rival hyperloop company
The chief operating officer of Hyperloop Transportation Technologies, Andres de Leon, said his company's hyperloop technology is “ready” and safe.
He said the company prioritised safety throughout its development and, last year, Munich Re, one of the world's largest reinsurance companies, announced it was ready to insure their technology.
“Our levitation, propulsion, and vacuum technology have all been developed [...] over several decades and have been deployed and tested at full scale,” he said in a statement to The National.
“Only once the system has been certified and approved will it move people,” he said.
HyperloopTT has begun designing and engineering processes for its Abu Dhabi projects and hopes to break ground soon.
With no delivery date yet announced, Mr de Leon said timelines had to be considered carefully, as government approval, permits, and regulations could create necessary delays.